I Became a Commander in a Crappy SF Game.

Ch.237Event After-Party (1)

by fnovelpia

Just as the user moderators had arrived, while things were still in disarray.

Thanks to our reliable admin-moderator team’s grandma-grandpa crappy post eraser going into action, the gallery was able to climb back up the stairs to normalization.

And only about an hour after the mass deletion tool was activated, I was finally able to check the proper gallery reactions to the event.

While there were many different stories being posted, here are a few that caught my eye…

First and foremost, stories about our political officer—no, the player called Koenig—stood out the most.

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Title: Guy trying to desert during event gets dragged back by political officer

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Authentication shot of forcibly salvaging and dragging another user’s cruiser]

A newbie who mindlessly participated in round 1 started whining and refused to join the team fight after his battleship got destroyed

The guy who was blocking people trying to repair their ships and retreat got pissed, sank the deserter’s ship, half-destroyed a cruiser and dragged it back lolololol

Then told him if he wanted to save his cruiser, shut up and charge, so the newbie ended up ramming all his ships into enemy territory while sobbing

Comments:

-[While others are doing fleet battles, this guy’s running his own penal battalion]

-[Poor newbie]

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Title: I saw that political officer guy too

Author: Vanilla

Content: [Image of Koenig’s fleet engaging 2 users pushing from the rear]

I saw him like twice during the event

How should I put this?

His commitment to his concept is seriously impressive

That guy absolutely never goes to the frontline himself, always stays at the allied rear or flanks

And if anyone tries to run away, he’ll just shoot them despite the team-kill risk, or capture their ships and force them to attack

But he doesn’t just stick to that concept, he’s actually good

As the proof shot shows, he can hold his own in delaying actions against two opponents, or excel at destroying enemy fleets trying to flank

Comments:

-[lolololololololol]

-[He’s good at E]

-[I played with that guy too, he’s a bit intense]

-˪[For real]

-˪[When you get matched with him, you can just focus on the front because he’s got everything else covered]

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“Well, he was definitely skilled.”

Having met him three times, he was certainly a reliable user.

It’s just that the last time happened to be as an enemy, so I had to experience that reliable skill firsthand.

Anyway, after looking at those posts about Koenig, I started checking out what else was being discussed.

As I looked around, I realized there were dozens of bizarre incidents that had occurred during the event period.

For example…

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Title: Event with legendary luck RNG bullshit game

Author: ChupaChupsssst

Content: [A gif showing a battle ending with the opponent’s ships being “annihilated” as soon as the game starts]

Sweet

Thanks to this our team got a free win

Comments:

-[How the fuck did you do that?]

-[Seriously how?]

-[lololololol?]

-[Admin this guy is using a bug]

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When this authentication shot showing an instant victory at the start of battle was posted,

Users reported it to all the moderators saying “don’t know what it is but it’s definitely a bug.”

But shortly after, the original poster clarified the truth with an explanation.

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Title: It’s not a bug you idiots

Author: ChupaChupsssst

Content: [Image proving there wasn’t “a single ship” on the enemy team], [Image of the opponent asking in “all chat” before battle: “We don’t have any ships, how is this game supposed to work?”]

There was nobody there from the beginning, you morons!!!

Comments:

-[lolololololol]

-[How the hell could all 10 opponents have no ships?]

-[God-tier luck]

-[This is why people should think for a month before commenting]

-˪[If you wait a month, new posts will pile up before you can comment]

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There was even a commotion where users who suddenly became forest friends insisted this couldn’t possibly be real.

And besides that, there were plenty of other posts that made me chuckle.

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Title: Clan civil war lololol

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Authentication shot showing all 20 battle participants belonging to the same “Nekomata” clan.jpg]

What’s more, our side had the clan leader and executives, while their side had the vice clan leader and regular members

The vice clan leader kept joking about staging a rebellion

Comments:

-[If you’re going to do it, call it a revolution instead of rebellion, sounds cooler]

-[If it fails it’s treason, if it succeeds it’s revolution, right?]

-[lololol]

-[Revolution time? Revolution time? Revolution time?]

-[It’s LA RÉVOLUTION, ya know]

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Title: Combination tactics worth it?

Author: Matryoshka

Content: [Authentication image showing a patrol ship inside the internal hangar of a cruiser which is inside the hangar of a large carrier, which contains a “pregnant” Argonian maid]

What do you think?

Due to a navigation error, our patrol ship crashed into an allied cruiser, and the impact sent the cruiser crashing into our carrier

Comments:

-[?????]

-[You did it with another user]

-[Carrier inside cruiser inside patrol ship inside Argonian maid inside egg]

-[Username checks out;;;]

-[But what is that thing? A lewd Argonian maid?]

-[Did you do it with an Argonian maid again? You horny bastard]

-˪[No I didn’t, it’s ovulation day so it’s an unfertilized egg](Author)

-[The comments seem as crazy as the post]

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Title: Oooh… my baby got eaten by the enemy…

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Authentication shot of a ship with its engine compartment destroyed by a monster-type ship.jpg], [Image of monster ships inserting tentacles into the engine and various other openings], [Illustration from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea showing an axe cutting into a giant octopus tentacle.jpg]

Heuung

I think it’s too early for tentacle stuff

Comments:

-[Playing 10 consecutive event matches has driven you insane]

-[Oh that’s kind of hot]

-˪[?](Author)

-˪[lololol]

-˪[Author is gay, why are you surprised]

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Maybe it’s because the battles were completely random.

There were authentication shots of clan members fighting against each other.

Or posts about ships crashing into allied vessels where the comments focused on the unfertilized egg Argonian maid tucked away in the corner of the image.

And finally, someone claiming to be violated by monster faction ships, seemingly experiencing some intense post-nut clarity.

In various ways, people were posting somewhat unhinged content, forcibly inserting garbage information into others’ brains.

It made me feel strangely nostalgic as it forcibly reminded me that the event was now over.

So after skimming through all this, I decided to use the resources I’d steadily accumulated during the event period to construct a new building.

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But just as I clicked on the construction menu and started building a new structure,

As my administrative tasks were increasing, I was about to close the gallery window and focus on my own work.

But at that very moment.

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-[“Wabarat!”](1,511)

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That random post suddenly caught my attention.

‘What is that?’

Feeling curious about what it could possibly be, I naturally clicked on the post to check its contents.

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