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# NoName

## #1

(Airplane meal photo.jpg)

[The spaghetti looked tastier than the bibimbap.]

[Comments]

-Kariri_ohsry★(5 hours ago): Namey, picky eaters don’t grow tall!

└ Name? NoName?

-Wait, is this NoName’s official account?

-Isn’t bibimbap the ultimate airplane meal though

-Airplane? Airplane food?

-Came here after seeing the first feed coordinates!

-Can’t see NoName in Korea anymore…?

## #2

(Scene from the movie “Unfair Investigation”.jpg)

[Watching a movie while everyone else is sleeping. Pretty entertaining.]

[Comments]

-Name-Name, that’s an R-rated movie though…?

-8 years old is the perfect age to enjoy “Unfair Investigation.”

-“When kindness continues, people start thinking it’s their right!”

-Name is slightly reflected in the screen, so cute crying

-Looks like you watched “Surado” right before this too wow

-Why are you watching Surado and Unfair Investigation instead of Pinocchio and Frozen?

## #3

(Civilization Total War “Luxembourg” current territory.jpg)

[Competing with other passengers during breakfast. Currently in first place starting as Luxembourg. #WorldDomination vibes]

[Comments]

-?????

-Luxembourg unified Eurasia!

-“At war with Korea/Japan”???!!!

-1400% science development rate is hilarious, what on earth did you do? lol

-Did you kidnap King Sejong or something?

-What’s with the K-Pop ban? lolololol

-Opium War ON

Airplane food, movies, games.

Name posted photos on social media with satisfaction after enjoying all the entertainment on the plane without sleeping.

Social media offered a different kind of pleasure compared to streaming.

While viewers’ fragmented emotions flowed through the streaming chat, Instagram comments felt more like attempts to communicate with the account owner.

Just posting a few entries gave the same effect as doing a stream.

Name fell asleep with a satisfied expression as they were almost at their destination.

Meanwhile, the couple sitting behind her could hear the soft breathing of the child.

As a Nobel Peace Prize winner once said, if there were ten times more cuteness in the world, there would be no wars. Their hearts naturally calmed.

But the world hadn’t seemed to feel this yet.

The small peace that could be felt at 10km above ground hadn’t reached Korea.

Though not headline news, if you browsed news sites carefully, you could find several articles about Name.

<NoName Minor Gallery>

[Did Name leave Korea for good?]

(OO Daily: “Young people leaving Korea, genius girl ‘NoName’ is no exception”.jpg)

What on earth is happening!

So to summarize what happened overnight: NoName claimed Korea abandoned her first,

Then as soon as the article came out, she boarded a plane to Germany and declared she preferred spaghetti (Europe? Italy?) over bibimbap (Korea),

On top of that, she watched Korean crime noir films “Surado” and “Unfair Investigation,”

And to make matters worse, she posted a screenshot of herself attacking Korea and Japan as Luxembourg in Civilization?

[Comments]

-Once is a mistake, twice is a coincidence, but three times… Wait, is this the right saying?

-This is undeniable…

-“I’m throwing off all the shackles and constraints of Korea-“

-No way! Name, we can’t go on without you!

-But isn’t it fine as long as she keeps streaming regularly?

└ If she’s abroad, we can’t go to fan meetings!

└ You’d need a visa just to visit her private room.

But one person’s misfortune is another’s happiness.

The foreign viewers who make up 58% of Name’s audience.

The many foreigners who flowed in after Kariri opened the floodgates to Name’s SNS account were busy sending welcome messages in their own languages.

-Welcome to Frankfurt, city of art and romance. (flag waving emoji)

-Anyone who thinks she would stay in a boring city is truly foolish.

-The greatest generation in the world has come to Switzerland to complete a mission.

-Any Luxembourg residents here? I was genuinely moved by the Civilization results.

-Just as she summoned Korea’s president from the hospital, I hope she’ll drag out the German chancellor too haha

-Why haven’t you shown your face on Instagram? This is clearly a violation of international law.

“Name… Name!”

“Hmm?”

“We’re almost there. Did you not sleep at all?”

“Oh, yeah. It’s better to stay up late for jet lag adjustment anyway.”

The time difference between Korea and Frankfurt is 7 hours.

Even after getting off the plane, it’s only 6 AM local time.

Yoonsul waved her hand saying time difference wasn’t the issue right now.

“I think you should post some kind of explanation on Instagram or Tgether quickly. Right now…”

“I know.”

“Huh?”

“I know everything. So don’t worry about it… yaaawn.”

Name gently closed her eyes again after fastening her seatbelt.

“She’s crazy… definitely not thinking like a normal person.”

* * *

[Seo Ma-ru: You’re just going for travel purposes, right?]

[NoName: That’s what I said.]

[Seo Ma-ru: I nearly had a heart attack! What if Yu-na had seen the news before me?]

[NoName: Then you would have had to explain it well.]

[Seo Ma-ru: Anyway, have fun and don’t cause trouble while you’re there;;]

[NoName: ^o^]

[Seo Ma-ru: What’s with that ambiguous response?]

My phone died. I received several messages from acquaintances. They all had similar content.

Actually, I hadn’t thought much about it until I posted the second feed on Instagram, but I found out when messages asking about my situation kept coming through comments and DMs.

Coincidentally, my posts gave the impression that I was really leaving Korea.

Well, there was nothing wrong with letting them misunderstand on their own.

I also wondered what it would have been like if I had been born in a country other than Korea.

In “Civilization Total War,” I randomly selected Luxembourg.

Fortunately, it’s a wealthy country ranking first in the world in GDP per capita.

Since it’s just a game, it wasn’t difficult to bring down the Kingdom of France and absorb the Qing Dynasty as Luxembourg.

But while playing, I realized that Korea wasn’t such an easy country to deal with either.

Indeed, if I had been born in some island nation in Central America without proper magical infrastructure, I would have been in a much more precarious situation.

Sometimes it’s necessary to be grateful for what you have.

The German sky was filled with gray clouds.

We passed through colorful houses and stone paths unique to Europe that are hard to find in Korea,

And arrived at the spacious Römer Square, equipped with parasols from restaurants and public benches.

We stood there for a long time like sacks of barley placed next to a statue.

“Principal, shouldn’t we drop off our luggage at the hotel first?”

“Hmm… It’s been so long since I’ve been here that I don’t know which way to go…”

“Can’t you just look at the map?”

We were lost.

If I had known this would happen, I should have memorized the route in advance.

Unfortunately, my phone battery was dead.

Daniel, who was setting foot in Europe for the first time, put down her luggage and was walking around the square.

I called out to warn her.

“Niel unnie, you shouldn’t put your luggage down on the ground like that. This isn’t Korea, there are a lot of pickpockets here.”

“Oh really? Got it.”

“Mm-hmm.”

In Europe, you always need to be mindful of crimes like pickpocketing and snatching, especially targeting Asians.

Rustle-

Yoonsul approached from behind me and seemed to be taking something out of my bag.

“If you’re looking for snacks, they’re in the front pocket, not there.”

“…”

“Still can’t find it, Yoonsul unnie?”

“Name, did you call me?”

“…?”

Seol Yoonsul was with Daniel right now.

Principal Gu On-yu was looking up directions on a bench.

Then who was rummaging through my bag behind me?

“…!”

As soon as I turned around, I could see the back of a man running away at full speed.

‘My phone and power bank…!’

Wait, how can someone pickpocket so brazenly?

Without time to think, I extended my hand and drew a magic circle.

[Cast: Friction Coefficient Adjustment]

The magic circle was completed in one second.

Even though I injected excess mana in my urgency, the spell showed no signs of working properly.

The pickpocket’s body wobbled slightly, but he still had no problem running away.

‘Why?’

[Cast: Arabesque Knot – Gold]

I tried using other spells just in case, but mid-circle magic seemed to be fundamentally blocked.

As the distance grew too far and I was about to follow by channeling aura into my legs, Principal Gu On-yu noticed and took out his wand.

[confícĭo: lapso]

“Arrrgh!”

The criminal screamed and properly face-planted onto the stone pavement.

The same type of spell I had initially tried to cast had hit its mark.

I ran to the criminal to retrieve my precious phone as quickly as possible.

As he fell, my phone rolled across the stone pavement several times, completely defenseless.

Looking at it now, the screen had many cracks.

I tried to appear calm while managing my expression, but it was hard to hide my irritation.

What an experience for my first overseas trip.

In my previous life, without exaggeration, this guy would have been executed.

I secretly channeled aura into my heel and stepped on the back of his hand, avoiding Principal Gu’s eyes.

“Aaaaaaaargh!”

“Ups, mein Fehler (Oops, my mistake)!”

* * *

The reason the magic didn’t work wasn’t because I had incorrectly set the incantation in Korean.

Of course not, since magic circles operate in International Standard Rune Language.

Germany was not a country that allowed magical freedom. More precisely, it only recognized magical freedom for German citizens.

“So Korea was somewhat special.”

Powerful public authority that can catch any tax evader, and terrifying administrative power that can deport a person without any complications.

Countries with these two conditions found it more beneficial to grant magical freedom to everyone to secure tax revenue.

This was possible in Korea, Switzerland, and certain states in the US, where access to magical power plants was distributed to everyone, while European Union countries plagued by terrorism did not adopt this approach.

Therefore, the reason Germany restricts magic for foreigners is not due to discriminatory views.

Rather, I learned the civics lesson that it’s because they implement friendly policies that don’t reject refugees and stateless persons.

“This little bastard did this to my hand! What are you going to do about my hand? Release me and take me to a hospital!”

“Let me clarify the situation again. You’re saying it wasn’t this lady, but that little girl who destroyed your hand?”

“Yes! That’s it! Aaaargh it hurts!”

“Madam? I’m still unmarried.”

“Ah, I apologize.”

“Is this really the time to discuss marital status? My hand! My hand!”

After sending Niel and Yoonsul unnie ahead to the hotel, I went to the police station with Principal Gu On-yu.

The man wearing a shabby white t-shirt was being interrogated by the police with both hands tightly bound.

He must have incredible endurance, since moving would cause bone fragments to move too, which would be extremely painful.

“Could both of you show me your passports?”

Principal Gu On-yu took out my passport along with hers from her handbag.

A blue regular passport and a gray official passport. The latter belonged to Principal Gu On-yu.

The police officer examined them carefully and then turned his gaze to me.

“Do you know a streamer called NoName in Korea?”

He asked while opening the identification page with my photo.

“Yes, I do.”

“The name is so interesting. Is the child’s real name actually NoName?”

“Please be careful with the pronunciation. It’s NoName. Name.”

“Ah, Name. Name… wait a minute…”

“Max, is there a problem?”

“Levi, come here and look at this.”

“…?”

Young men with full beards alternately looking at the monitor and me with concentrated expressions.

“Scheiße! Oh, I’m sorry. Is this real? Are you really ranked #1 in WOA?”

“God almighty, is this really you? NoName?”

“Huh? Yes…”

“Wow… wow…! I can’t believe it. How did you reach #1 at this age?”

“What’s going on? Who is she?”

The pickpocket trembled, seemingly confused by the two officers’ fuss.

“Miss Gu, are you this child’s guardian?”

“Yes, that’s the current situation.”

Principal Gu On-yu answered gently.

“I’m sorry for the commotion earlier. NoName is incredibly famous on the internet, especially in gaming. We’re huge fans.”

“Look, NoName, I have 70,000 points as a healer. But how did you score 135,000 points! You really are a monster!”

“I see you played as a Paladin. Will you play as a Priest next time?”

“Of course! It’s not a healer if it’s not a Priest!”

I suddenly gained rapport with the Frankfurt city police through the common topic of gaming.

The man who introduced himself as Maximilian made a gesture with his index finger.

“Could we take a picture with you? Would it be okay to post it on social media?”

“Um… well… sure.”

“Max? What are you doing instead of going on patrol!”

“Chief! Chief! Come quickly and take a picture with us. Do you know who this is? Your son would definitely be happy if you got an autograph.”

“Who is it?”

Levi, who had already prepared his camera in selfie mode, approached me and stretched out his arm.

“Nice to meet you, Name. You look exactly like your avatar?”

“Why did I just realize this now, you idiot! She looks exactly the same from head to toe.”

“You damn bastards! My hand! Take me to a hospital instead of taking pictures, please!”

“Would you like me to take the photo for you?”

“Oh thank you, Miss Gu!”

The photo captured two young men giving thumbs up with happy expressions on either side of me, along with the stern-looking police chief who ended up in the picture by chance.

The young man checked the photo and bowed to Principal Gu On-yu with satisfaction.

He seemed quite ingrained with Korean etiquette.

“There are too many pickpockets these days. Germany used to be the least affected in Europe, but I guess that’s no longer the case, haha.”

“You must work hard day and night.”

“It seems we’ve given you an unpleasant experience on your first day in the country, so we’d like to apologize on behalf of everyone. We hope you’ll only have good experiences during the rest of your Frankfurt trip!”

* * *

[maximill_1010]

(Group photo.jpg)

[Ich habe gerade „No Name” bei der Arbeit kennengelernt. Das süßeste Kind der Welt, aber in der Virtuellen Realität ist sie die Weltmeisterin.]

[#Frankfurt #NoName]

[View translation]

[Just met “No Name” at work. The cutest child in the world, but in virtual reality, she’s the world champion.]

[#Frankfurt #NoName]

[Comments]

-An angel has entered the police station!

-Max, is she your friend?

-You’re skipping work again!

-The police chief’s expression shows his life struggles.

-Why is she a world champion?

└ She’s ranked #1 in WOA story rankings.

└ ????? Unbelievable.

└ But it’s true. And she’s only 8 years old.

…

-NoName what are you doing there lol

-What did you do to end up taking selfies with German police officers at a police station?

-Now… sigh nevermind… Name, just do whatever you want…

-I can only laugh because this is so ridiculous lol

-Why is your squished face so cute though