Chapter 225: This is a war you started.

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[Domestic VTuber Gallery]

• Lilith’s stream is live!!!!!!!
• The leader is here! Sound the celebratory horns!!!!!
• Lulu-chan is here too? WTF
• A surprise stream, are you kidding me?!

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Title: This is so messed up lololololol

Author: WhatNicknameShouldIUse

Damn, my relatives gathered this morning and started nagging about certifications and shit. It was so annoying I just sighed, went back to my room, and screamed when I saw Lilith was live LOL.

I immediately grabbed a beer from the kitchen and cracked it open. Mom asked why I’m drinking in the morning, but who cares?

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• Every household’s the same lol. My younger sibling got pissed during breakfast and stormed off to their room too.
  • Just be grateful they’re trying to be nice, but it’s infuriating when they butt in.
    • Hang in there, buddy.
• What’s the snack?
  • Chicken delivery would take too long, so I just tore open some jerky and a bag of chips.
    • YEEEEEEESSSSS
      • Honestly, days like these call for a drink. For real lol.
• Lilith doing a surprise stream? I thought I was dreaming lol.
  • FR LOL
    • Same lol
      • Not hating, but Lilith’s personality isn’t the type to do surprise streams often, so it’s shocking lol.

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Title: Lilith: “Since the youngest is here too, I figured I’d turn on the stream for once.”

Author: BlackMoonSquadIsReal

All hail… Lulu.

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• Lulu (super tiny font)
  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    • Get outta here LMAO
      • At least say it louder lololol
        • Heartless bastard fr lol
• I kinda figured. Lilith rarely does surprise streams alone anyway.
  • Probably turned it on to hang out with the youngest.
    • After reading this, I’ve decided to support Lulu-chan.
      • You weren’t supporting her until now? You’re hopeless.
• I had nothing to do until Lucretia’s stream. This is a godsend.
  • The leader said they’d only stream until Lucretia goes live lol.
    • Still, that’s at least 3 hours? Lucky lol.
      • Lilith really knows how to hit and quit LOL.

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Title: But Lulu-chan, ever since last time lololol

Author: LuluLovesTofu

Every holiday, she’s at a different coworker’s house. Last time it was CEO Kang’s place, now it’s Lilith’s? Lololol

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• This might be a sensitive take, but I think Lulu-chan doesn’t have family to spend holidays with, so they take turns inviting her over.
  • That makes sense. CEO Kang hinted at it last time too.
    • My heart aches for her.
• So next New Year’s, she’ll be at another member’s house? LOL
  • Oh.
    • That’s it LOL.
      • Is she collecting stamps or something? lol
        • An Axolotl that migrates every holiday… how pitifully cute…
• The captain mentioned her mom really wanted to see her lol.
  • Wait, really?
    • Yeah, her mom even watches Lulu-chan’s streams.
      • How is the Black Moon Squad leader’s mom an active cherry? LOL
        • FACT: Lilith admitted her mom doesn’t really watch her streams.
          • LOL, imagine sharing a fandom with your daughter.

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We didn’t do anything particularly special after starting the stream.

Since it’s Chuseok, a major holiday, we mostly just exchanged greetings with fans.

Even so, the response was overwhelmingly positive.

Probably because it was an unexpected surprise stream—anything we did seemed to satisfy everyone.

After the greetings, we shared some updates from our side.

Nothing too special.

Just a quick recap of how I came over to unnie’s place yesterday and stayed until today.

Then, Chae-yoon unnie, as if remembering a ridiculous incident from yesterday’s dinner, let out a sharp “Ha!” and started venting.

“Seriously, we almost caused a scene at dinner yesterday. Mom suddenly asked, ‘Lulu, what do you want to order?’—right in front of the staff!”

• LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
• Mom, what the heck? lolol
• Full-on red flag moment lolol
• Lulu’s name just rolls off her tongue, huh? LOL
• Just how much of Lulu-chan’s streams has she watched? lmao

The viewers burst out laughing, but for us, it wasn’t so funny.

Honestly, it was terrifying in the moment.

Even the staff gave me a weird look, like, “Huh?”—probably because my name sounded unusual.

I swear, my heart dropped to my stomach.

Thankfully, nothing else went wrong after that, but those seconds felt like hours.

“A-Anyway, dinner was amazing. The place Auntie recommended was legit the best.”

“My mom’s picky with food, so if she approves a place, it’s guaranteed good.”

• Moms are usually super picky, fr.
• My mom’s palate puts food critics to shame LOL.
• Mom-approved > Michelin-starred, no contest.

Mhm, it was so good.

The side dishes were incredibly varied, too.

The spicy marinated crabs were so delicious I lost count of how many refills I got.

Now that we’re sharing stories, I just remembered another one.

About Chae-yoon unnie’s antics yesterday.

Hehe, I’m always the one getting teased by unnie.

But today, I’ll turn the tables!

I’ll show you I’m not just some pushover—at least on stream!

“Oh yeah, everyone! Guess what Lilith unnie did yesterday?”

• ?
• What?
• Tell us!

Chae-yoon unnie is already glaring at me like she knows what I’m about to say…

But if I backed down from that, I wouldn’t have brought it up at all!

“So, yesterday, I arrived a little late to unnie’s house, right?”

• Huh?
• Yeah?
• And?

“Lulu, you’re really going there, huh?”

As soon as I started, unnie’s suspicion turned into certainty.

She stared at me with a chilling smile, as if warning me.

Her expression was a little scary, but… I won’t back down!

“When I got there, I saw unnie pacing in front of the gate from a distance. At first, I thought she’d just come out to meet me, but then I noticed her luggage was still in her hands?”

• ?
• Wait, so Lilith had just arrived too?
• Huh?

Yeah, that’s what I thought at first.

But judging by unnie’s reaction, that wasn’t the case.

Of course, she denied it, but I know the truth!

“From what I saw, I think unnie was too scared to go inside alone, so she waited for me. Because when we finally entered, she made me go in first!”

“Ahem…!”

• LOLOLOLOLOLOL
• NO WAY HAHAHAHA
• Why would you make a guest lead the way into YOUR OWN HOUSE? LOL
• Truly a filial daughter fr lolol
• What was she even scared of? LOL

At my revelation, unnie coughed awkwardly and avoided eye contact, while the chat erupted in laughter.

Go on, try to explain yourself!

“No, guys, you just haven’t met my mom. Yesterday, the second we opened the door, she yelled, ‘You brat!’ and charged at me to scold me.”

• She’s got flavor lol
• Wait, so Lulu-chan got scolded instead?

“Yep. Mom and Lulu just froze and stared at each other in shock.”

• I can picture it, that’s hilarious HAHAHA
• Mom, PLEASE!
• Mom: Instantly calls her daughter a “brat”
• Lulu: Gets scolded on first meeting
• My heart is so full…

“Full” my ass—I felt my soul leave my body at that moment.

I didn’t even do anything wrong, but I still felt like I had to apologize!

“Sigh… So our Lulu just casually assassinates her unnie like this, huh? Can’t let this slide. Time to discipline you.”

“Hehe, your threats don’t scare me anymore!”

• Ohhhh? LOL
• Lulu-chan’s grown up!
• The youngest’s got a big head now~

As the story wrapped up, Chae-yoon unnie shook her head, steeling herself—but I just smirked, completely unfazed.

You thought I’d always be the one getting teased? Think again!

This is the evolution of an Axolotl!

Today, I control the conversation!

“Lulu, this is a war you started. Don’t blame me later, okay?”

“…Huh?”

Just as I was puffing myself up, feeling triumphant, my brain short-circuited when I noticed what unnie was carefully holding in her hand.

Oh no.

It was her smartphone.

Normally, that wouldn’t mean anything…

But after what happened earlier, the second I saw it, a cold sweat shot down my spine.

W-Wait a minute.

Now that I think about it… that phone has…

“U-Unnie! Hold on! Let’s talk this out—!”

“Too late.”

I lunged forward in a panic, trying to negotiate, but unnie swiftly pulled her phone away and tapped play.

Then, my own voice rang out, crystal clear:

“U-Unnie… Wake uuup~ Won’t you play with me? If you keep this up, I’ll get mad~?”

A sickeningly sweet, whiny voice—the kind that makes your face burn with embarrassment.

I felt the world stop as I slumped back into my chair in defeat.

I’d finally realized: I’d picked the wrong opponent… and the wrong time.

But it was far too late.

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