Ch.222Psycho-Robo Awakening?

After finishing today’s hunt, we decided to head back.

That’s when I noticed something strange.

Gurgle-!

A jelly-like orb was wobbling and shaking around.

It was an item left behind where Geruruk had died.

“Is this… Geruruk’s testicle?”

I muttered without thinking.

“What testicle?! Ahahahaha! Stop saying such vulgar things!”

Umi burst out laughing at my words. She secretly enjoyed crude jokes—the kind that were a bit empty-headed.

Well… none of the dropped items were meaningless. I decided to keep it for now. Bluebeard would explain what it was. I had business with him anyway.

‘Igor from the soul dodgeball match last time… he was quite strong.’

If I hadn’t used my special technique, my body would have been torn apart.

I could convert that into a strong person’s memory. I could do the conversion while also holding Violet’s hand. A win-win situation.

Anyway, we all returned to the hideout.

Sasits and Frill naturally joined us on the way back. Blinded by love, they had grown accustomed to engaging in intimate activities together with us.

Right. This is what you call a double date. It means we’re that close, doesn’t it?

Oh, Thumbs-up Man? He went home on his own to avoid interfering with the couples’ affectionate behavior. He really was a guy with max-level social awareness… truly an enviable talent. I resolved once again to never let him leave this party.

——-

There’s a saying about staying true to the fundamentals. After all is said and done, fundamentals are the truth of life.

“Everyone…!”

My jaw dropped when I saw my girlfriends preparing for happy time.

“Hehehe. Missed this outfit, didn’t you?”

Eri was staying true to her gyaru roots, wearing leopard-print underwear. Umi was beside her in matching leopard-print underwear.

Taiga, Tina, and Mika were all wearing the same underwear.

Kana… was fidgeting shyly as she looked at everyone. What a shame. I wished she would wear it too.

“Look at Shota’s gaping expression.”

Umi chuckled.

“We’ve tried various underwear, but Shota really does prefer the gyaru style. Leopard print has the best effect.”

Eri said with a smile.

Every slight movement made Eri’s tanned thighs quiver in an incredibly arousing way.

“Everyone come here!!”

I immediately pulled my girlfriends closer.

That’s right. Today was gyaru party day!!!

——–

After thoroughly enjoying ourselves, I woke up in the dream dungeon.

“Ah. You’re a bit late today.”

Bluebeard said.

“Yeah, my girlfriends were too lovable. I got carried away and was late.”

I replied.

I was starting to worry about my future married life. Would I end up neglecting my work because I’d be too busy fooling around in bed with my wives? The concern suddenly hit me.

“Womanizer…”

Violet looked at me with contemptuous eyes.

“I told you not to use negative words.”

Greenbeard glared while tending to his field.

Then, Greenbeard put clothes on the pumpkin he was growing.

“What kind of crazy thing are you doing?!”

I immediately protested at his insane behavior.

“The pumpkin was feeling cold.”

Greenbeard replied calmly, pulling out a massive headset.

Click!

Greenbeard put the headset on the pumpkin and started playing music. He said it would play classical music on repeat.

This guy… had simply become a farming demon.

“Sigh… Anyway, you came to convert a strong person’s memory, right?”

Violet extended her hand despite her irritation.

“Oh yeah!! Please convert it quickly!! And while you’re at it, it would be nice if you could convert your hatred for me into affection!”

I grabbed Violet’s hand.

“That will absolutely never happen.”

Violet flatly refused, but still held my hand.

I immediately interlocked my fingers with hers.

“……..”

Violet made a displeased face but didn’t pull her hand away.

Having already experienced the worst when I licked her palm, she seemed to have accepted mere hand-holding. Hehehe. As expected of Violet. She adapts quickly.

Whoosh-!

When Violet took my hand, a status window appeared.

‘Igor’s Memory: Though he had the ability to control storms, he couldn’t stop the storm that is you. This gives you a sense of elation. Strength and speed increase by 5.’

Without hesitation, I converted the strong person’s memory into stats.

“Ooooh…!”

I felt power surging through my body.

“Stop acting crazy. I can feel your breath.”

Violet made a disgusted face.

Anyway, the memory was successfully converted.

That’s when I remembered my original business. I should ask quickly before entering the dungeon.

“Mr. Bluebeard. I picked this up… what’s it used for?”

I held up the jelly-like orb.

“Ah… that’s a valuable material. It’s a slime core.”

Bluebeard said with a smile.

“Why not try putting it in the psycho-robo enhancement device? Something good might happen.”

Bluebeard said with a meaningful smile.

Oh, that sounds enticing! I immediately placed Pinocchio in the enhancement device. Although the incubation period had ended, making normal summoning impossible, I could summon him here with Bluebeard present. It didn’t really matter since I couldn’t take him into dungeons anyway.

“M-Master…!! Will I get stronger?”

Pinocchio exclaimed.

“We’ll see. Sit down.”

I put the slime core into the device’s input slot.

Honestly, looking at Pinocchio’s specs, I had zero motivation to enhance him, but this was ultimately the only psycho-robo I could use. Even a worn-out horse is still the only horse you have, so I had to make do with it.

When I inserted the slime core, the entire device lit up.

“Ooooooh…!!”

Pinocchio reacted instinctively. This guy… he’s becoming more like me.

Whoooosh-!!!!

At that moment, the slime’s body transformed.

Gurgle-!

More precisely, silver jelly enveloped Pinocchio’s wooden body.

Ding-!

‘Durability increased by 10.’

At least the durability went up.

But that wasn’t the only stat increase.

‘Slime Body: Allows free transformation of the body. The range of transformations possible increases according to Pinocchio’s overall level and stats.’

It sounded pretty good.

But… the explanation wasn’t very intuitive. I needed to try it out.

“Pinocchio!! Transform into anything!!”

I shouted.

“Yes sir!!”

Pinocchio tensed his entire body.

Gurgle-!

Ooh… his body definitely wobbled.

I was already excited at the possibilities. Maybe he could transform into weapons for instant dual-wielding? Or perhaps a shield when defense was needed? I was getting excited about finally being able to utilize my psycho-robo in battle!!!

“Hnnngh…!!”

Pinocchio concentrated with an expression like he was straining his sphincter.

Grrrr-!

Pinocchio’s arm gradually extended.

Whooosh…!

And then limply drooped.

“Master… this seems to be my limit for now.”

Pinocchio said in a deflated tone.

“Yeah… I wasn’t expecting much anyway.”

Right. I’ve reached enlightenment.

A bug is still a bug. I decided to take today’s lesson to heart.

——-

Anyway, today was the day a new dungeon opened. We would be exploring a new daily dungeon.

I was looking forward to it.

“Let’s go!!!”

I opened the dungeon door and entered.

‘The Witch’s Garden’

Ooh… is this going to feature witches like in fantasy stories?

‘This… actually seems pretty good…’

Witches… they’re typically the sexy characters in fantasy stories, aren’t they? Usually languid, sensual beauties.

Killing is killing, but maybe I could have some fun with a few of them? That’s what I was hoping for. After all, this was just a simulation… it wouldn’t count as cheating. I could just think of it as watching augmented reality porn.

I was hoping for lines like “Ara ara~ aren’t you needy” while they nursed me and satisfied me with their hands.

Unable to contain my excitement, I entered the old mansion with my sword drawn. I had resolved not to get my hopes up after the Pinocchio incident, but I had already forgotten that lesson.

“Hehehehehe. A cute little boy has come.”

And there were… shriveled old women who looked like pickled plums.

“You’d make good material for a new potion.”

The witches giggled as they began casting motions.

They were witches alright… but not the kind I was expecting.

Tears of blood flowed from my eyes.

“You… trampled on my pure heart!!”

I screamed as I closed the distance to the witch.

“What…!”

The witch at the front stopped her casting motion with a surprised expression.

Swoosh!!

I swung my sword and immediately beheaded the witch.

“I’ll kill you all!!!”

I became like a mad dog, cutting down all the witches.

——–

Ding-!

Clearing the daily dungeon was simpler than I thought. All I had to do was go through the mansion and cut down every witch and their minions I saw.

Most enemies were casters who used threatening spells that could one-shot me if they hit, but the strategy was simple—approach before they finished casting and cut them down.

My level quickly rose to 72. Levels certainly increased fast here.

After clearing the daily dungeon, I also finished exploring the weapon dungeon. I had planned to reach 1000 sword proficiency, but things don’t always go as planned. I got stuck at 998. I decided to reach 1000 next time and woke up from my sleep.

“Ah…!”

And there was Kana, wearing underwear. She was wearing the leopard-print underwear that Umi had worn. The fact that it was absolutely not the kind of underwear Kana would normally wear made it even more arousing.

Her face turned red at being seen. A refined lady in gyaru underwear… it was already incredibly sexy.

“Kana… you refused to wear it yesterday, but you ended up wearing it after all?”

I said with a smile.

“W-well… it’s because Shota likes this gyaru style.”

Kana stammered.

“I love it.”

I said, pointing to my lower body. My cannon was already loaded with ammunition.

“………”

Without saying a word, Kana threw herself toward my lower half.

Until the other girlfriends woke up, Kana and I leisurely confirmed our love for each other.