Ch. 217 It’s Not a Q&A—It’s a Live Teasing Marathon!

Chapter 217: It’s Not a Q&A—It’s a Live Teasing Marathon!

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Coward.

That single word floated above my head like a dark cloud.

Not only did the chat erupt in laughter, but the members were also too busy laughing at me.

Uuu, everyone’s so mean.

O-of course, I might be a little scared of horror games and stuff…

But even so, to say I’m more of a coward than Jia unnie?

『Look at Lulu getting all worked up, hehe.』

『But is there really any reason to be upset? Honestly, the answer was obvious.』

『True.』

『You literally begged me to sleep with you because you were scared after playing a horror game.』

“Uuu…”

• LMAOOOOOO
• Lulu… lololol
• Accept reality, Lulu-chan
• Even an elementary schooler wouldn’t do that lol

But under the relentless barrage of attacks, I had no way to fight back.

After all, I had a track record of my own making.

No—calling it a “track record” would be too kind. It was more like a series of embarrassing moments.

Like the time I did a collab stream with Jia unnie and got so scared I begged her to sleep with me.

Or the time I did the same with Yuna.

(Though, to be fair, Yuna was the one who offered first because she was worried about me.)

Still, the fact that I was relieved at the time was undeniable.

『Well, since Blue LUV’s biggest coward has been decided, shall we move on to the next keyword?』

『Yep!』

『Congrats, Lulu!』

I’m not happy about this at all…

Someday, I swear I’ll pass this title to someone else.

Just you wait—I’ll become the strongest axolotl there is!

[Small]

As I was making that resolution, the next keyword appeared.

But for some reason, the moment I saw it, a wave of unease washed over me.

Small? This word felt like a direct snipe at one specific person…

『Alright, the next keyword is “small.” Please move your cursor to the member who fits this description. On the count of three…』

『Oh, this one’s obvious.』

『Agreed.』

While CEO Kang counted down, the members chatted among themselves like the answer was already decided.

Meanwhile, I was the only one left out, rolling my eyes in frustration.

And when the countdown ended…

The positions of everyone’s cursors were revealed.

『Pfft!』

『Bwahaha…!』

Uncontrollable laughter burst from everyone’s mouths.

That’s right.

Just as expected, every single cursor was hovering over my head.

I already knew this was my fate, but the sheer defeat made me unable to even select myself—I had to forfeit.

『Lulu, I’m sorry.』

『O-our Lulu is gonna be so hurt…』

“You already chose me, so your apologies mean nothing…!”

• LMAOOOOO
• Lulu-chan is a baby… we must protect her…
• Fact: Lulu-chan admitted on stream recently that she’s been getting even smaller.
• Just how tiny do you plan to get, axolotl?!

Nyaaaaaah!

Who would want to get smaller?!

And it’s not like I’ve actually shrunk or anything!

I’m still in the 150s (cm), okay?!

『Well, once again, everyone has pointed to Lulu. May I ask your reasons?』

『I picked Lulu-chan because she’s the shortest!』

『I saw something when I went to the beach with Lulu recently… ahem.』

『She’s our tiny, precious Lulu—of course I picked her.』

『My conscience wouldn’t let me pick anyone else…』

• Wait, what?
• Leader, what do you mean by that…?
• Well, if you saw it in person, there’s no helping it lol
• It’s okay, Lulu-chan, I’d still love you even like that.

Everyone’s brutally honest answers made me feel like coughing up blood.

But the one that stuck with me the most was Chae-yoon unnie’s comment.

Just looking at the chat, most people were only talking about what she had said.

Uuu… O-of course, I am small…

No, not just small—so tiny you might not even notice me…

But even so, isn’t this public execution going too far, unnie?

And you—the one with the familiar username!

You’re part of the cherry squad that’s always lurking in my streams!

That fake “comfort” of yours isn’t making me happy at all!

You’re pretending to defend me while actually attacking me!

『Come to think of it, I heard on stream recently that Lulu’s been getting even smaller. Is that true?』

“I-I haven’t gotten that much smaller…”

『Honestly, I feel bad for Lulu-chan, but I was happy to hear that news.』

『Right? The smaller she gets, the cuter she’ll be. I hope she gets so tiny I can carry her around in my pocket.』

“At that size, I wouldn’t even be able to reach the keyboard…!”

Just what kind of existence does Ra-hee unnie see me as?

At this point, it’s clear she doesn’t see me as a little sister—more like a doll or a keychain.

There’s no other way she’d say something like that.

After getting emotionally wrecked by two keywords in a row, I was completely down for the count.

But CEO Kang, completely unfazed, smoothly moved on to the next keyword.

『Alright. Lulu has already claimed two keywords—shall we proceed to the next one?』

Please, please let this one have nothing to do with me.

[Big]

…Yeah, this one definitely doesn’t apply to me.

But why did this have to come right after “small”?

Is this some high-level teasing? Is that it?

『Oh, this one’s easy too, right? Unanimous?』

『You think? Aren’t they about the same? When I touched them at the beach last time, they felt pretty even.』

『Huh? Lilith, did you touch Erin unnie too, not just me?』

『W-what kind of things are you saying on stream?!』

• Gasp
• What
• I’m so damn jealous of the leader…
• No idea what they’re talking about, but can someone explain?

Whether I was sulking or not didn’t matter.

Left out of the competition, I could only watch as the debate raged on between the two undisputed contenders in our group.

Yeah, I have no idea what the members are talking about.

No idea at all.

So don’t ask me.

『Alright, let’s do this. On the count of three…!』

Dun-dun—

Once again, the countdown was followed by a heavy sound effect.

The cursors of all the members—including mine—landed squarely on Ra-hee unnie.

Ra-hee unnie had even selected herself.

『Ah, Lucretia, you picked yourself? What’s the meaning behind that?』

『I’m the tallest among us.』

『Ah, is that all? No other meaning?』

『Of course.』

• Doubt it lolol
• Yukiko’s verdict: Lucretia unnie is a literal mountain.
• Queen of grand proportions lol
• Our queen is truly majestic~
• Just look at her avatar… lol

When CEO Kang asked for an explanation, Ra-hee unnie answered smoothly—but the faintly sultry lilt in her voice hinted at something more.

The Star Pieces seemed to catch on too, flooding the chat with suggestive messages.

L-look, I’ll say it again: I genuinely don’t know.

I don’t!

Just like Ra-hee unnie said, I only picked her because she’s the tallest.

It’s definitely not because I remembered how she looked at the beach. Nope.

『Alright. Whatever the case, congratulations to Lucretia for being voted Blue LUV’s tallest member. Next keyword!』

CEO Kang, equally unbothered, moved on—and the next word was…

[Tsundere]

Tsundere.

Huh? Tsundere?

This one seems easy too.

I mean, there’s really only one member who fits the bill.

The rest are either naturally sweet or overly considerate.

『Is there even a tsundere in our group?』

『You’re the only one who doesn’t realize it, unnie.』

『Hehe, true.』

『Tsunderes are always the last to know.』

“I think I know who it is!”

While the subject in question looked utterly bewildered, the rest of us quickly reached a consensus.

『Alright, who’s Blue LUV’s ultimate tsundere? On three…』

The cursors appeared the moment the countdown ended—all hovering over Chae-yoon unnie’s head.

『H-huh? Me? A tsundere?』

『Obviously, unnie. Why act surprised?』

“Hehe, it’s true! Lilith unnie is totally a tsundere.”

• Facts lol
• The way she treats Black Moon Squad alone proves it lolol
• The self-awareness gap is lethal lol

Seriously, how can she not know?

Every member agrees Chae-yoon unnie’s the tsundere archetype.

And it’s obvious why—her attitude gives it away instantly.

『What really convinced me was that time we all hung out before Christmas.』

『Ohhh, that night.』

Jia unnie, seizing the chance to spill, had everyone leaning in.

What kind of moment could’ve left such an impression?

『We went to a convenience store together at dawn, and I’d dressed too lightly—I was freezing. But before I could even complain, Lilith suddenly goes, “Unnie,” and throws something at me. Turned out to be a hand warmer.』

Ooooh.

Jia unnie or Ra-hee unnie would’ve fussily wrapped it around her hands, but Chae-yoon unnie just lobbed it like spare change. So on-brand.

『I tried to give it back since she was barely dressed too, but she just said, “I’m hot,” and walked into the store.』

『Pfft—classic!』

『Ultimate girl crush move.』

“So cool, unnie!”

『I—I said that? I don’t remember…?!』

• KYAAAAAAAA
• Lilith the Tsun Emperor strikes again lolol
• I’m dead lololol
• I’d have fallen for her on the spot fr

The sheer coolness of the memory had everyone swooning—except Chae-yoon unnie, who was visibly short-circuiting.

She’s absolutely lying about not remembering. Too embarrassed to admit it.

Hehe, unnie’s such a closet softie.

Not that I’m any better with praise, but Chae-yoon unnie takes it to another level.

The second you thank her, she’s suddenly very interested in her phone.

『Oh! I’ve got a story too! Once, I mentioned craving macarons from this place with insane lines. Three days later, we met up, and bam—she’d bought them.』

『No way?』

『I asked if it was trouble, and she goes, “Found ’em on the way,” while avoiding eye contact. So cute I could’ve died.』

『I—I might die of embarrassment right now…』

• Lilith? Where are you going?? lol
• First time seeing Lilith this flustered lolol
• So adorable lolol
• Traded all her defense for attack power…
• Assassins don’t need shields anyway lol

With Yuna adding fuel to the fire, Chae-yoon unnie’s avatar began sinking from sheer shame.

Normally, she’d brush off praise—but being publicly roasted on stream was too much.

Hehe, where you running, unnie?

You attacked me earlier—didn’t think you’d get hit back?

『Even when we bicker, unnie’s secretly the most attentive tsundere.』

『Right? She acts aloof but cares too much.』

『Textbook tsundere.』

“Lilith unnie’s done so much for me too! Like that time—”

『STOP!』

Finally snapping, Chae-yoon unnie yelled—but we were unstoppable, showering her with relentless praise to avenge our earlier humiliation.