Ch.213Bewitching Sisters-in-Law

We decided to spend the evening at Eri’s house.

Eri and I went to the kitchen and cooked something simple. Sending the kids to the kitchen would have been too dangerous, no matter how you look at it. What if they got hurt?

We let the children watch TV instead. There was a common belief that watching too much TV makes children stupid, but parents inevitably develop the habit of handing over TVs or smartphones to pacify their children. There weren’t many objects more effective than television at drawing children’s aggro.

While cooking, I slipped my hand under Eri’s school uniform skirt and fondled her buttocks and breasts.

“Shota. Not in front of the kids…”

Eri said, her face flushing.

“They’re not looking.”

I said, planting a light kiss on her cheek.

“Besides… how can I resist when I have such a pretty and sexy wife-to-be?”

I smiled, hugging Eri from behind.

“Really… Shota, you have no self-control.”

Despite her words, Eri didn’t push me away.

“It’s Eri who makes me lose control.”

I held Eri tight while adjusting the stove’s heat.

Anyway, we prepared a simple meal. My cooking speed, honed through years of living alone, hadn’t dulled. When you live by yourself, you inevitably learn to cook quickly.

“Thank you for the food!!”

The three sisters exclaimed with bright smiles.

But… their seating arrangement was different from usual. All three had somehow squeezed their small bodies onto my lap.

“Big brother. Aahn~”

Hana scooped some rice with her spoon and offered it to me. She even added a bit of side dish—a thoughtful detail.

“Me too!!”

“Eat mine too!!”

Mizu and Konoha also held out their spoons toward me.

Three spoons flew straight into my mouth. My mouth was completely full as a result.

“Is it yummy?”

The three sisters looked at me with expectant eyes.

“Yes. It’s delicious.”

I said with a smile.

“Girls!! You’re making Shota uncomfortable!”

Eri was trying her best to restrain her younger sisters.

However… Eri’s standing in the Nishikawa household had already plummeted.

“Big sis. We agreed to share good things, remember?”

Hana suddenly said.

“Well… that is our family motto. But why?”

Eri seemed to feel a hint of unease.

“We like Shota big brother. Shota big brother is a good thing!! When we grow up, we want to date Shota big brother too!”

Konoha made this sudden declaration.

“H-hey…!! He’s my boyfriend! You can’t just take him away!!”

Eri’s face immediately turned red with anger.

“You said Shota big brother has a harem anyway!! We want to join too!!”

The three sisters clamored in unison.

“Haah… really. You are definitely my little sisters. Even having the same taste in men…”

Eri sighed with a complicated expression.

“Shota. What are you going to do about this?”

Suddenly, Eri turned the spotlight on me.

“…Big brother. Don’t you like us?”

“When we grow up, we’ll be curvy just like big sis Eri!!”

“Yeah!! Really!!”

The three sisters were desperately trying to convince me.

The oldest, Hana, was 6 years old… an 11-year age gap with me.

When I’m 31, Hana will turn 20 and become legal. If I wait for Konoha, the youngest… it would take even longer for her to come of age. I’d have to be in my mid-30s for it to be legal.

Young, pretty girls… that’s incredibly appealing. No man would turn that down.

“Wow!! Confess to me when you grow up!! Until then, take a number and wait!!”

I said with a laugh.

There’s also a girl named Madoka in the waiting line ahead of you! She’s fun! Get along with her!!

“Haah… Shota, really…”

Eri sighed.

But Eri’s expression soon softened.

“Still… sisters loving the same man doesn’t seem like such a bad experience.”

Eri smiled warmly.

“No matter how big the harem gets, Eri is the official wife.”

I said, taking Eri’s hand.

“Eh? Big sis Eri… was the official wife?”

“I thought you were just a concubine?”

“Surprising…”

The three sisters made rather rude comments. Hey, that’s too much.

“You beat big sis Umi… and she’s so pretty.”

Hana said with her mouth wide open.

“Eri is the one I love most.”

I declared proudly. I couldn’t accept anyone but Eri as the official wife.

“Now, if you all want to join the harem, you need to be nice to Eri.”

I said to the three sisters.

“Big sis!!! I love you!!”

“I love you more!!”

“I’m sorry for being so rude until now!!”

The three sisters immediately climbed onto Eri and started massaging her shoulders.

Anyway, dinner concluded with my sisters-in-law’s mischievous declarations.

——–

Although I would inevitably have to hunt monsters at night, I wanted to enjoy my time with Eri until then. After all, this was also meant to be a private date with Eri.

Besides… honestly, I’d been aroused since the classroom observation.

Click!

After letting the children play by themselves, I closed the bedroom door.

It was originally her parents’ room… but we could borrow it for a bit. Father-in-law! I’ll give you beautiful grandchildren or granddaughters later!!

“Shota… we’re supposed to be watching the kids…”

Eri said with a smile as she nestled against me.

“Just for a little while. Okay?”

I caressed Eri while breathing heavily.

Eri and I took our time confirming our love for each other.

And when night fell, I went out for my daily monster hunt.

——–

“Shota. You’re late!”

Umi immediately scolded me. Even so, she handed me a tomato, her token of affection.

“Ah, sorry. I was busy doing various things with Eri.”

I said with a smile.

“Really… you should go on long dates with me too.”

Taiga said.

“Oh, of course.”

I replied with a smile. Honestly… going on individual dates with each girl was a bit burdensome. But what could I do? It was the fate of someone shouldering a harem.

“Ah, Sasitsu.”

By the way, I had something to report to Sasitsu.

“Yeah, Shota. What is it?”

Sasitsu turned her head toward me. Frill was stuck to Sasitsu like glue. Things were getting hot between them.

“That organization called Apocalypse? I managed to take care of them.”

I said matter-of-factly.

All the members were dead. One of the main villains in the game was gone. This meant there would be no more terrorist attacks on Emoshita. Things had worked out in the best possible way.

“Ah… with Madoka? You said you went out with her and something happened. Good job.”

Sasitsu said.

“What are we doing today?”

Tina asked while doing some light stretching, subtly showing off her superior figure. How seductive. I stroked Tina’s body.

“That thing from before!! Hunting weird slimes, right?!”

Kirtan said, her eyes shining. She seemed to have gone crazy after suddenly leveling up.

“Hahaha! Kirtan!! You know your stuff!!”

I laughed, patting Kirtan’s shoulder.

That’s right. Today we were hunting weird slimes again. We were already approaching the endgame spec of level 60s. Theoretically, we could defeat the final boss even in the mid-60s. It would be extremely difficult, though.

To reach the safe zone of level 70, steady hunting wasn’t enough anymore. We needed to boost our levels with weird slimes.

“Oh!! Search everywhere!!”

Taiga enthusiastically held up her baseball bat.

Afterward, we hunted as usual to prepare for the August dungeon.

The party’s average level was now approaching the late 60s. At this rate, things were going smoothly.

——-

That night.

After enjoying a happy time with my girlfriends, I promptly fell asleep.

Of course, I couldn’t skip the dream dungeon today either.

I inevitably opened my eyes in the dream world. Bluebeard was leisurely reading a book, with Violet beside him, and Greenbeard was busy planting something in the garden—everything was as usual.

And there were Sasitsu and Frill, sucking and biting each other. Ah… I wish I could bring one of my girlfriends to the dream dungeon too.

By the way, I had Greenbeard plant pumpkins in his garden… I should check on those. They should be fully grown by now.

“Oh!! The pumpkins grew well!! Let’s harvest them!”

I called out to Greenbeard.

Pumpkins almost the size of Eri’s buttocks were growing all over the garden.

However, Greenbeard blocked my way.

“These… cannot be sold.”

Greenbeard said seriously.

“No. They’re fully grown. What nonsense…”

“I can’t sell something this small!! It’s a farmer’s shame!!!”

Greenbeard immediately rebuked me.

Yeah. This guy isn’t in his right mind either. I shouldn’t have entrusted the garden to him.

“I’ll give you these for free. When I grow the ultimate pumpkin, that’s when I’ll take money.”

Greenbeard said in a solemn tone.

“What are you saying!! You need to take money!!”

Bluebeard, unable to stand by, interjected. Well… the money Greenbeard earns is their activity fund.

“Mr. Bluebeard. When was your finest moment? For me… it’s now.”

After saying that, Greenbeard began spreading fertilizer in the garden.

Honestly… it was incredibly romantic. I was happy to get free pumpkins anyway. I’ll cut half of them to make healing potions, and use the rest for side dishes.

“He wasn’t this crazy before…”

Violet looked at Greenbeard with pitying eyes.

“Does everyone who gets involved with Arigiri Shota go insane?”

Bluebeard looked at me as if I were a plague. That’s unfair. Really.

Anyway, I cleared today’s daily dungeon.

Ding!!

My level immediately reached 70, and a new dungeon opened up. However, I had used up all my dungeon entries for the day. Checking the new dungeon would have to wait until tomorrow.

I headed to the weapon dungeon without fail.

It was the sword dungeon. Diligently beating up Anakin every day raised my proficiency by 100. Today I planned to reach 900.

“Hahaha!! Filthy mortal!!!”

Today’s Anakin, as usual, didn’t remember me.

“Anakin!!! I have the high ground!!! You have no chance!!!”

I immediately jumped high and stood with my sword raised.

“What nonsense are you spouting!!!”

Anakin (Scarecrow No. 1) immediately threw himself at me.

Today, too, Anakin was dismembered and became my proficiency shuttle. It was truly a productive day.