Ch.200″Events are meant to be enjoyed equally by everyone.” (1)
by fnovelpia
For reference, it took me about 3 or 4 days total to find the dungeon, determine the exploration team, and complete all the preparations.
From the perspective of users who weren’t suffering like me, this event seemed to have started after a very long wait.
The gallery was showing quite an enthusiastic response to this event in many ways.
No, it went beyond mere enthusiasm. It was like…
What happens when you give rabbit-like hardcore players and veteran gamers plenty of time to prepare for an event? The answer to that question was becoming clear.
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Title: Ugh this game is boring af nothing to do
Author: Anonymous
Content: [‘Ancient Base Ruins’ Clear Message]
Not enough content
Comments:
-[Well that’s how all crappy games are]
-[It’s only been 2 days, how the hell did you clear it already wtf]
-[Wait what???]
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Title: Hey this event is seriously all about luck?
Author: Professor
Content: [Image of a user celebrating dungeon clear in clan chat, username mosaic-censored.jpg]
This is someone in our clan
The dungeon spawned right next to their base
Some got dungeons that matched their character concept, and with thorough preparation
They finished much faster than expected
Took about 27 or 29 hours they said
Comments:
-[27 hours is pretty hardcore;;;]
-[No one’s going to clear it faster than that]
-[Oh so that person will get first place bonus points for the main event?]
-˪[Probably, unless someone clears it even faster](Author)
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While I was still struggling, users who had already cleared the dungeon started appearing one after another.
‘Those crazy rabbit-like hardcore players again.’
Of course, separate from those hardcore players’ ultra-fast dungeon clears, the reviews of the guaranteed gacha tickets were absolutely hilarious.
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Title: Rolling dungeon rewards, did I get SSS-rank?!?!?
Author: BronzeStingray
Content: [Proof shots of S-rank light cruiser ‘Mara-class Anti-Air Cruiser’, SS-rank long-range Superhuman ‘Nero’]
S-rank plus SS-rank equals SSS-rank, right?
Ishn’t that how it worksh???
Comments:
-[Your intelligence dropped dramatically between just two lines]
-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]
-[This looks like trolling, should we block?]
-[LOLOL]
-[Miraculous mathematics right there]
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Title: WTF I thought we were supposed to get SSS-rank
Author: Burning
Content: [Proof shots of A-rank destroyer ‘Isokaze-class Escort Destroyer’, B-rank mid-range Superhuman ‘Animalas’]
I worked my ass off clearing the dungeon and lost 3 cruisers
And all I get is an A-rank destroyer and B-rank Superhuman?
This is such bullshit
Comments:
-[LOL]
-[It’s from SSS down to D rank LOL]
-[Dude, you clearly didn’t read the instructions properly tsk tsk]
-[Ahh so sweet]
-[Seeing this has relieved my year-old frustration]
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Title: ???: Is there a festival going on right now?
Author: Anonymous
Content: [Various proof shots of gacha failures]
Yes, it’s a festival
If you’re jealous, you should’ve just rolled better with your talent
Comments:
-[Poster, is your wrist okay?]
-[Poster, want me to track your IP?]
-[LMAOOOOOOOOO]
-[Dude, you’re accumulating some serious bad karma]
-[But honestly, watching people crash and burn is pretty fun]
-˪[Agreed]
-˪[222222]
-˪[33333333]
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When I was the one getting blown up, it was pure agony, but there’s a reason they say watching others fail is a festival of joy.
As I was snickering while watching other users’ explosion scenes, Jessica quietly approached and spoke to me.
“Commander, what are you looking at that’s making you so happy?”
“I’m following the ancient sage’s wisdom that says ‘others’ pain is my happiness.'”
“Oh… That sounds exactly like what a villain would say right before getting killed off at the end.”
“What.”
“Besides, Commander, you know you haven’t executed your causality lock yet, right?”
“…Argh!”
Jessica’s cutting remark made me nod and promise myself not to snicker anymore while reading explosion posts.
Of course, even so…
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Title: A negative plus a negative equals a positive
Author: ClothesPin
Content: [Proof shots of D-rank patrol ship ‘Guard’, D-rank Superhuman(?)]
A person’s dream never ends
Right?
Comments:
-[Isn’t it multiplication, not addition, that makes negatives positive?]
-˪[So that’s why you failed]
-[What the hell, gacha! What is this rank!]
-˪[Aren’t the corners of your mouth turning up!? LOLOLOLOL]
-[Damn it, Commander! I like you!]
-[Finally, he appears… the boy of despair…!]
-[Recommending membership in the D clan]
-[From now on, your name is Member of the D Clan]
-[LOLOLOLOLOL]
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Title: This event’s gallery star has appeared
Author: Anonymous
Content: [Screenshot of DD certification image]
LOLOLOL
Getting two D-ranks together is truly legendary
The probability of that is seriously low
Comments:
-[If it’s D-rank, isn’t the probability naturally low? What’s the big deal?]
-˪[In this game, D-rank or C-rank units are genuinely just slightly better than regular soldiers, so the probability is surprisingly low]
-˪[You should check the wiki tab for details, but to explain briefly, unlike when this was just a game, users can’t acquire resources through cash purchases here, so there’s a divine theory that C~D rank probabilities were changed](Author)
-˪[Huh?]
-[If you really got two D-ranks, that’s good luck in a different sense]
-[The boy of joy has arrived]
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‘Oh my.’
In the midst of all this, someone emerged as the gallery star by getting double-Ds.
With all this chaos unfolding, I couldn’t help but shake my head.
And even in the middle of all this, of course, proof posts from users who pulled SS-rank or higher continued to appear in the ‘Gallery Picks’…
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Title: Excuse me but I pulled an SSS-rank with my ticket
Author: Anonymous
Content: [Proof shot of SSS-rank medium cruiser Lamia acquisition]
Lamia? Medium cruiser? Is this good?
I already have an Ares-class battle cruiser, so I’m not sure if I need a medium cruiser
Comments:
-[FFS this advance-retreat trolling bastard]
-[Moderator!!! Why aren’t you deleting this troll’s post!!]
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Naturally, when not just one but dozens of these trolling posts occupied the Gallery Picks…
Thousands of irritated users either flooded the comments section expressing extreme anger at the moderators.
Or they tried to vent their frustration by posting poop cards, skull cards, and all sorts of other weird things, but…
That didn’t last long.
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Title: Why we’re leaving the trolling gallery pick posts up.
Author: Raksha
Content: [IP verification image of a user who posted a trolling brag post, IP is censored]
So we can legally take them down later
Look forward to it
Comments:
-[LOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Death note: ON]
-[The moderator is working!]
-[It wasn’t Gallery Picks but a Death Note all along]
-[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]
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Using the community system where users cannot delete their own posts from ‘Gallery Picks’…
When the #2 ranked player and moderator warned that they were creating a legal hit list…
Most users who were about to post provocative content and disgusting images immediately backed down and started praising the moderator instead.
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