Ch.186July’s Dungeon, and Terror (9)

“Serve me with your body. If you make me feel good, I’ll tell you.”

Kirtan immediately threw off her revealing bra-like top.

“W-what are you saying?!”

I immediately shouted at Kirtan.

This was the most mood-less seduction I’d ever seen!!!

Yet I was responding… to something like this.

My eyes rapidly scanned Kirtan’s alluring beauty and figure.

My lower body reacted immediately. Right. Men are simple creatures.

“Hehehehe. You don’t seem to dislike it.”

Kirtan said.

“Sorry, but I’m taken.”

I immediately replied.

“Yes, by several women from what I hear. What’s one little accident between us?”

Kirtan asked.

“………”

I was tempted. Ah, but… I should get Eri’s permission. However, Eri wasn’t here.

“I wasn’t interested in sexual things before… but turning 20 seems to have awakened my curiosity. If I’m going to have my first experience, I want it to be with a strong and handsome male. You fit those conditions.”

Kirtan said.

“Well… I might be strong, but handsome is a stretch…”

I was self-aware about my appearance. Just a spiky-haired madman with clear eyes.

“No. When I first saw you, my heart trembled. Perhaps… it’s my genes whispering to me. Telling me to receive this man’s seed.”

Kirtan caressed her stomach.

“What nonsense!!!”

Is evolutionary psychology popular in other universes too?!!

“Anyway, let’s just say we hooked up while drunk… if we enjoy ourselves properly, we can become allies.”

Kirtan then added one more thing.

“I’m a strong contender to win, right? That contender will support your group.”

Kirtan said.

“………”

Honestly, it was an incredibly tempting offer.

“Come on. It’s a good opportunity for us to get closer.”

Kirtan smiled and threw off her hot pants too. Her thighs quivered, seducing me with tremendous force.

“A chance to sink the great pirate Kirtan?”

Kirtan chuckled as she spoke.

“…I can’t help it!!! It’s just a momentary accident!!”

I immediately rationalized.

*Flap!*

I threw off my top and pants.

Then I immediately grabbed Kirtan’s hand. Holding both hands together, interlocking our fingers was a bonus.

“Hmph. Quite timid. You could touch other parts…”

Kirtan giggled.

Ignoring her words, I kissed Kirtan while holding her hands.

*Smooch❤ Slurp❤*

Kirtan and I kissed passionately. Kirtan seemed surprised at first, but soon responded enthusiastically, entwining her tongue with mine.

As our saliva connected in a long strand, I pulled away.

“First… we need to set the mood. Let’s take it slow. At our own pace.”

I said.

“Mmm…❤”

With her bold tone completely gone, Kirtan nodded obediently.

She’s really… too cute. That immediately flipped my desire switch.

Kirtan and I began to leisurely intertwine our bodies on the rum-soaked sofa.

———

However, the flames of passion ignited in an instant.

“Ahhhh?!! Too strong!! My head’s… going crazy….. Is, is it always like this?! Hnnngaaah?!!”

Kirtan was ravaged, unable to collect herself.

“Ha!!! My fleet is bombarding you!!! Are you just going to run away with your tail between your legs?! Huh?”

I had become a beast.

“Hnngaaah❤ N-no!! I can’t respond to the bombardment…?! Ahhhng?!!”

“You call yourself a great pirate?!! You’re third-rate!!”

“I-if I get used to it, I can turn the tables…..hnnngggh?! Haaahn?!! Hahihihik?!”

“All units! Fire at will!!”

“Hnngaaaaaahhk?!!”

Anyway, I thoroughly devoured Kirtan. Kirtan quickly found her pace and greedily clung to me.

Only after enjoying ourselves for hours did I come to my senses.

“………”

Kirtan was sleeping in my arms with a happy expression.

“I really did it…”

I just enjoyed myself following my body’s desires. And I didn’t even use protection. Well… she’s an alien, so surely she can’t get pregnant?

Besides… Kirtan was a monster. I never thought I’d end up with a monster. Though she was too similar to humans to really call her a monster, she was still someone I would have met as an enemy originally.

Well, what’s done is done.

I stroked Kirtan’s head and held her tight.

——-

About 15 minutes later, Kirtan opened her eyes.

“Huh? Weren’t you asleep?”

I asked Kirtan.

“I… was pretending to sleep. I liked you stroking my head too much.”

Kirtan mumbled. Man… she’s really too cute.

“Anyway, are you satisfied?”

I asked.

“Mmm… so much that I want to quit being a pirate and just do this…”

Kirtan mumbled.

Wait… isn’t she too addicted? I was about to object but stopped myself.

“W-would you like to join our pirate crew? As my… husband… our ship is spacious! Good for raising children… let’s have so many that the ship sinks from their weight!!”

Kirtan suddenly invited me to join her crew.

Her words are making me dizzy too.

“No! Forget that!! The contract is fulfilled! Now tell me about the treasure you want!! We need to cooperate!”

I shouted.

“Ah… the contract. Right.”

Kirtan looked dejected. The mood had been sweet, but suddenly bringing up business killed the vibe.

“What I want is on this island. That’s why I joined this crazy war festival. I could also raise my fame if I win.”

Kirtan said.

This was the first time I’d heard this behind-the-scenes setting. Damn. The benefits of being possessed are too ambiguous. The main flow follows the original work, but there are too many variables in the branches.

Well… thanks to those variables, I’m living this happy life now.

“This island’s original name is Georgia Island.”

“Coffee?”

“What’s coffee?”

“Never mind.”

That’s something only I would know. So there’s no coffee in space… my desire to follow Kirtan completely disappeared.

“It’s where the ancient civilization of Georgia was located. An ancient superweapon left by that civilization sleeps on this island.”

Kirtan said.

“Wait!!! An ancient superweapon!!!!”

Damn. That sounds dangerous!!!

Anything with “ancient” attached to it was powerful. Ancient civilization? It meant incredibly high-tech. Ancient superweapon? It just meant insanely strong. That’s the formula in otaku works.

“Why do you want something like that?!”

I shouted.

“Well… I heard it has enough power to destroy planets, so I got interested.”

Kirtan said.

“Besides, it’s treasure. I collect them.”

Kirtan said.

“No!! I can’t let you destroy Earth!!!”

“I won’t touch the planet you’re on. Even if I get jealous of your women.”

Kirtan said.

“After all… it’s the planet that gave birth to a treasure like you.”

Kirtan smiled beautifully in a surprise attack. Really… that’s playing dirty. The power of a beautiful woman.

“A-anyway… you’re not going to start a war or anything with it, right?”

“Huh? I have no rivals. Life’s gotten a bit boring since becoming a great pirate. No one dares challenge the Kirtan Pirates.”

Kirtan said.

Well… it was a space-scale pirate crew. They had planetary-scale subordinate pirate crews in abundance.

“Well… I’d like to test-fire it.”

The moment I heard Kirtan’s words, I thought of a clever move.

“Wait. Do you know about Pink Beard?”

I asked Kirtan.

“Ah. The famous warlord. They’ve consumed six planets. They’re also annoying pests who interfere with my treasure hunting.”

Kirtan nodded.

“Then… could you fire a shot at the planet where they are?”

I asked.

Looking at it positively, I’d be getting a super-powerful cannon that listens to me.

“Hahahahaha!! My eye for men was indeed correct!! You plan to make the world your enemy!! Yes!! This is how the consort of the Pirate Queen should be!!”

Kirtan laughed, clearly pleased.

Wow. This persuasion is working.

“Alright. Then I’ll cooperate.”

Kirtan extended her hand.

“Great. Leave winning to me.”

I smiled as I spoke.

And so, I formed an alliance with a space pirate.

———–

Afterwards, Kirtan and I immediately got down to business. But… Kirtan was speaking while snuggled in my arms like a doll. Well, I decided to go along with Kirtan’s wishes.

“The underground laboratory of the Georgia civilization… it’s in the fortress to the north of the central area. It’s occupied by someone called the Master.”

Kirtan said.

“So… we need to drive out this Master. That’s what you’re saying.”

I replied.

“Yes. But it won’t be easy. In the meantime, another key player, the Tyrant Bizolda, might make a move. If we engage in a full-scale war with the Master, we might get our base raided.”

Kirtan sighed.

That’s right. It had become a Three Kingdoms situation. The characteristic of a three-way division of power is that mutual checks prevent any of them from making big moves.

“So you want us as a special task force.”

They can’t move troops on a large scale. That’s why newcomers like us needed to step up.

“Yeah. You guys… seem confident in your abilities. Stir up the Master’s forces. Our side will provide fire support from a distance without provoking Bizolda.”

Kirtan said.

“Alright. I accept.”

I finalized the negotiation.

——–

To announce the peaceful conclusion of our negotiations, I headed to where my party members were.

I roughly explained the situation to everyone.

“Shota.”

At that moment, Umi looked at me with half-closed eyes.

“Um… what?”

I swallowed hard as I looked at Umi.

“What’s with the kiss marks on your neck?”

Umi stared at my neck.

“Oh no…!!”

Kirtan had been chewing on my neck like jerky.

“‘Oh no’ my ass!!!!”

Taiga immediately got angry.

“And your whole body smells of alcohol. I doubt Shota was drinking… it was that Kirtan woman, wasn’t it?”

Tina said with a sweet smile.

“Wow… the worst. Already with another woman…”

Frill’s eyes grew colder as she looked at me.

“Listen! It was the price of negotiation!! She said she’d only negotiate if I slept with her!!!”

I immediately protested.

“Right!! There must be circumstances!!! Let’s talk calmly after we beat you up!! And!! I’m going to tell Eri!!!”

Umi, Taiga, and Tina immediately rushed toward me.

Well… I decided to show magnanimity and take the beating.