Ch.180If Side Story: What If I Had Chosen Pants Instead of a Hammer

# Jinsoo’s Alien Encounter

“Wow. I’m fucked.”

-You just realized that now? You’re dead. Just stay right there and wait…

The receiver slipped from my hand.

What appeared before my eyes was…

“Grrrr…”

That dog-faced bastard covered in white fluid.

My mind went blank the moment I saw those teeth densely packed in its mouth.

Who in the world dies getting their head ripped off while jerking off and hugging an alien monster?

The Darwin Award conditions that seemed so strict until just now suddenly felt as loose as a gay man’s asshole.

I could already picture the warden and guards coming to retrieve my corpse, snickering at my limp dick.

Fuck that.

If I’m going to die, I should at least pull up my pants first.

“How about we call it a draw?”

“Keeeeek!”

“Oh fuck you.”

The creature opened its mouth wide enough to tear its cheeks and lunged at me.

If I had a hammer in my hand, I could buy some time by jamming it into that maw.

But instead of grabbing the hammer, my hands chose to pull up my pants.

Fine, whatever. At least I won’t die with my dick out.

That’s a decent way to go, I guess.

I squeezed my eyes shut.

“Ugh…?”

But even after a while, I didn’t feel teeth sinking into my face.

No eerie sensation of my spine being stretched and pulled out either.

Instead, something moist touched my face…

“What the hell!”

You’ve got to be kidding me.

A thick tongue, rivaling an earthworm in size, had emerged from the creature’s mouth and was caressing my cheek.

Fuck, it smells musty. Moist.

But strangely… moist.

It’s kind of addictive. *inhale*… *exhale*…

“Stop messing around and eat me in one go, you whore. I hate pain.”

“Keeek…”

My head must look tasty.

It had been plucking other people’s heads like radishes and swallowing them without chewing, but with me, it was even applying saliva.

But fuck, even after a long time, its sharp teeth weren’t sinking into my neck.

Your mouth is seriously wet, dark, and smelly, you know?

If you’re going to eat me, hurry up. If not, could you spit me out?

“Grrrrrr…”

“What the—”

Suddenly, something smooth wrapped around my wrists and ankles with a whirling motion.

When I struggled to resist, the same thing wrapped around my arms and thighs, making it impossible to move.

Is bondage your thing?

This is fucking ridiculous.

“Hey. Wait. Let’s talk this out. What the fuck is this?”

But what happened next was even more absurd.

One of the tentacles crept up my pants and grabbed the waistband, trying to pull it down.

You fucking bitch. I just pulled up my pants because I didn’t want to die with my dick out.

Seriously, stop this shit.

“Fuck… No, damn it. Hey! Take that off! No… I’m sorry for cursing. Please take it off. No, seriously! Aaaah!”

The tentacle slowly began caressing my dick.

Please don’t do that, seriously.

You’re not planning to cut off my dick first, are you?

Please tell me that’s not it.

What kind of monster tries to castrate a person?

Please don’t let me die from excessive bleeding after getting my dick ripped off.

Someone already died that way, and I don’t want to copy them.

“Grrrk…”

“Well, well. Hey.”

This bastard’s hand movements, or rather tentacle movements, were strange.

It wasn’t trying to break or pull out my dick.

It was more like gently stroking…

“Ugh!”

Fuck. I take that back.

Suddenly it’s squeezing really hard, crazy bitch.

But why is this clueless dick getting so stiff?

“What is this? Something wet is touching me.”

Something slimy pressed against me, and then something hot and soft touched the head of my dick.

Then it started rubbing vigorously.

But the movement was peculiar, as if it wasn’t just rubbing for the sake of it, but trying to find something by touch.

Like a hole, perhaps…

“Argh!”

Motherfucker.

I’m being raped right now.

Stop this shit, you fucking bitch.

There’s no one in this world who can rape me.

Sure, I’ve been pegged by her many times, but that was with my permission, so strictly speaking, it wasn’t rape but consensual sex, which means I’ve never been raped even once.

After defending against countless soap attacks from those gay bastards, am I going to be raped by an alien monster here?

Fuck that.

I’d rather die with my dick out than suffer such humiliation.

“Aaaaargh!”

“Keek?!”

The muscles in my arms, bound by tentacles, swelled as if about to burst.

The tentacles wrapped around my arms more tightly, but it was useless.

I had already overcome the tentacle’s strength and was grabbing the creature’s jaw.

I forced its mouth wide open and managed to pull my head out.

That’s when I could see my dick being rubbed against some strange pink membrane.

“You fucking bitch. The tables have turned.”

“Keooogh!”

First, I delivered a hard blow to the creature’s stomach.

It flew backward, spitting out its tongue, but I caught it again.

I planned to keep hitting it until it passed out, to avoid it trying to bite me again.

One more hit.

“Kueek!”

Another hit.

“Keeek!”

And another…

“Kiheeng?”

Ah. I accidentally hit its pussy.

After a few more punches, the creature was knocked out and couldn’t move anymore.

The occasional twitching of its tentacles suggested it wasn’t dead, just unconscious.

“Ah… fucking bitch.”

I considered smashing its head with the hammer but put it down again.

This fucking bitch had made my dick hard again right after I’d just relieved myself.

I thought looking at its ugly face would make it go down quickly, but strangely, it kept getting stiffer instead of subsiding.

What could be the problem…

“Damn.”

It was this bitch’s pussy that was the problem.

The pussy that had been vulgarly open until just now was now shyly closed.

Acting like a female, huh.

When I spread it open with my hand, it made a squelching sound as the pink flesh was revealed.

It seemed disgusting earlier, but come to think of it, aren’t human pussies also kind of gross by nature?

Looking closely, this one might actually be more arousing.

“Hmm…”

I placed my hand on my dick and decided to think calmly.

I had covered the CCTV with my underwear, so no one would see from the other side.

So if I used this monster a bit before killing it, no one would know.

As for the physiological aversion, it wouldn’t be a big issue if I didn’t look at its dick-like head.

Fortunately, I hadn’t punched its head, so its already ugly face hadn’t gotten any uglier.

Besides, with this level of visuals, probably about half of the men on Earth would say it’s doable.

Everyone has probably gotten aroused watching dolphin pussies in ocean documentaries.

“Alright. Let’s rape it.”

Good. It’s decided.

Isn’t there a saying in the ancient law book passed down from Dangun Wanggeom?

An eye for an eye. An ear for an ear.

So rape should be repaid with rape.

Strictly speaking, it was attempted rape, not rape, but if we round up according to the principle of approximation, it becomes rape, so there shouldn’t be a problem with repaying it with rape.

“Heave-ho. How does it feel to be reverse-toured after underestimating the lord of all creation?”

I flipped the monster over and positioned myself.

Fucking bitch. It looks so gross.

I need to quickly get one off and then smash it to death with the hammer.

I spread open the closed genitalia to look for the hole.

“There’s… no hole…?”

What the fuck.

Is this even a pussy?

Where’s the hole supposed to be?

I started pressing with my finger to find it…

“Oh. Here it is.”

Found it.

What I never thought was a hole was actually an indentation.

It was so tightly closed that it didn’t look like a hole at all.

“Fuck. This is going to crush me.”

But when I inserted my finger and probed around, the vaginal pressure was no joke.

I tried to bend my finger and almost broke it.

Am I going to die from this?

“Don’t underestimate me, alien! I’m a man who does what he says! A Korean man!”

Still, once I’ve made up my mind, I can’t back down.

Once a man pulls out his dick, he has to fuck even if it’s an alien, right?

I aligned my glans with this bitch’s hole and gradually applied pressure.

The membrane was already quite wet, and my excited dick was spurting pre-cum like crazy, so there was plenty of lubrication.

“Fuck. Loosen up a bit. It’s not going in at all.”

“Kee…”

It wasn’t going in, so I slapped the pussy with my dick repeatedly, and the tightness loosened a bit.

It listens well even while unconscious.

If I push hard and put it in…

“Fuck, you bitch. It’s squeezing so hard.”

It was so tight that I had to hug its body and thrust hard.

About halfway in, I felt something tear with a ripping sound.

Does even an alien have a hymen?

Well, hymens aren’t my concern.

Whether human or alien, the protagonist always has to deflower a virgin—that’s important to those horned demons with horns on their foreheads.

“Fuck. I need to be able to move…”

Somehow I managed to insert it all the way.

But the vaginal pressure was so intense that it was impossible to move.

It was already convoluted inside, and it kept tightening, threatening to cut my dick into three pieces.

“Ugh.”

Then something inside touched my glans.

It seemed like the uterus had descended and was pressing against it.

This feels suspicious.

As I was wondering, suddenly the vaginal muscles started convulsing like crazy.

“You bitch…!”

Fuck, weren’t you unconscious?

Looking at your drooping head, you are unconscious.

Is this an instinctive reaction after detecting a dick inside?

What kind of genetically lewd creature is this?

“Ugh…”

But fuck, the way the muscles were convulsing was alarming.

Tightening and releasing, the vaginal muscles pulled forward and then backward…

And the cervix stimulating my glans precisely.

It’s determined to milk me dry.

Fuck, I don’t want to lose.

I absolutely refuse to be a pathetic premature ejaculator who comes before an alien.

“You think I’m going to lose?!”

If I beat this bitch, does that make me the strongest male in the universe?

Fine, keep milking.

Let’s see who wins today, you or me.

“Urgh!”

What the fuck…

Suddenly the inside started trembling and squeezing like crazy.

Is it coming now?

Seeing all the tentacles spread out stiffly, it seems so.

I won, alien…

So now I can come, right?

“Get pregnant, you fucking bitch!”

I thrust deep inside and ejaculated with all my might.

With each powerful ejaculation, the vaginal muscles squeezed, extracting every last drop from my urethra.

Such a lewd bitch…

I could probably make some money if I took this to Earth and started a onahole business.

I’d put a blindfold on male customers and have them thrust into a hole in the wall.

Then they could experience paradise without knowing it’s an alien pussy.

“Ah…”

As I was about to pull up my pants again, I saw semen leaking from that tiny hole, pushed out by the vaginal pressure.

Fuck. I’m hard again.

Fucking bitch.

I’m going to fuck her until I calm down.

“Keek?!”

“Shut your mouth, you fucking bitch. Your voice kills my boner.”

Has it regained consciousness?

While necrophilia was appealing, seeing its reactions while raping it didn’t seem bad either, so I decided to fuck it without knocking it out this time.

The tentacles instantly wrapped around my body and squeezed my neck, but it didn’t matter.

“Higeeeek?!”

“Your moans are quite nice.”

Just by thrusting into the hole, the tentacles’ strength weakened and they loosened on their own.

It seems the milking movement is an instinct that only activates when unconscious.

I thrust into the defenseless hole with my hips boasting 240 RPM.

Fucking bitch. It’s tightening again.

What a pussy genius.

“Report when you’re coming, you bitch!”

“Hugeeeek!”

“That’s right.”

Whenever it was about to come, I pinched its clitoris hard, making it squirt and come spectacularly.

It’s definitely more fun to fuck when it’s conscious.

This is my first time raping, but I can somewhat understand why rapists are produced in society.

If even an ugly alien with a good pussy is worth fucking like this, what about a top-tier pretty girl with such a pussy?

You’d have to rape her, what else?

Ah, I think I’m about to come.

“Fuck. I’m coming.”

I poured my second load entirely inside.

Now I should finish and kill it…

That’s what I was thinking.

“Hey! Hey, fuck! Fuck, don’t make it hard!”

“Grrrr…”

As I was trying to pull out, suddenly the vaginal muscles writhed and swallowed my dick.

At the same time, a tentacle wrapped around the base of my dick, and one even stimulated my asshole.

Thanks to that, even though I had just ejaculated, I instantly became hard again.

“Someone’s going to die before this is over, is that it? Fine! Bring it on!”

“Keeeeek!”

How many more times did we do it after that?

Fuck, I don’t know.

I lost count halfway through.

Without even pulling out, I did it about 10 times in a row.

In between, that bitch chomped on floating corpses, and I replenished my nutrients with water and snacks.

Then we did it about 10 more times…

Sometimes I’d fall asleep and wake up to find myself being fucked…

Then this bitch would fall asleep, and I’d fuck it awake again, in an endless cycle.

“Hey, fuck. I’ve got a good idea. Want to hear it?”

“Keee…?”

After going at it for a long time and reaching a lull.

I grabbed the tentacle of the bitch that was messily leaking semen from its hole and spoke.

After listening for so long, even this bitch’s crying sounds were turning me on now.

A brilliant idea had occurred to me.

An idea for how we could both be happy.

***

“That bastard Jinsoo… He’s dead after all.”

It was the third day since Jinsoo Kim had entered the spaceship.

All the internal CCTV and speakers had been destroyed.

There were no gunshots or human screams to be heard.

The only fortunate thing was that the hibernation device of the spaceship’s sole survivor was still intact.

“Process him as deceased.”

“Yes, Director.”

The last inmate of the space station prison was dead.

The director calmly made the judgment.

“So it’s our turn now, Director?”

“Kuk…”

Jack, smiling slyly as he leaned in.

He commanded the United States Space Force stationed at the space station.

Whenever they showed up, control panels and everything else would be riddled with bullets, but the director didn’t want to wreck the spaceship filled with research facilities like that.

Still, they had run out of meat shields.

There was no other option left.

“Fine. Deploy the space force.”

“Hell yeah!”

Jack darted out immediately, and the news spread throughout the space station in an instant.

Five space force members began arming themselves heavily.

Since they would be firing inside the module, they armed themselves with pistol bullets that couldn’t break the windows.

A crossfire created by five people firing simultaneously would be impossible for a mere tentacle monster to penetrate.

The prepared members stood in front of the bulkhead with their guns aimed.

“Open the hatch.”

“Opening.”

Jack turned the handle to open the door, and the members tensed, swallowing hard.

Kuwoong…

“Hmm?”

But no tentacles rushed toward them.

The members exchanged hand signals and began entering one by one.

It seemed the creature was holed up somewhere deep inside.

“Where the hell is it…”

As the last member stepped inside the hatch and turned around.

He spotted a dark figure clinging to the wall behind him and rubbed his eyes.

The walls inside the spaceship should be white.

Then a white hole appeared in the wall, and an eyeball turned toward him.

“Hiiieek!”

“W-what is it!”

“Aaaagh!”

Ratatatatata!

At that moment, tentacles and teeth flew from all directions and attacked the members.

No matter how many bullets they fired, it was useless.

The creatures kept coming from behind, replenishing their numbers no matter how many died.

Ratata! Click… Click…

“Holy desert god…”

Once the magazines were empty, there was no means of resistance left.

All the members had their necks ripped out and died.

The director, watching the scene through the hatch, covered his mouth in shock.

Not because of the grotesque scene of blood splattering all over the spaceship.

“Heave-ho…”

It was because of a man coming through the hatch, rubbing his back as if his waist hurt.

Jinsoo Kim.

The man who was thought to be dead was walking out perfectly fine.

Well, not perfectly fine, considering how emaciated he looked.

“Well done, my children! Let’s go down to Earth! Let’s go eat at the brothel district!”

“Keeeeek!”

With his shout, black monsters jumped out from behind him.

The director froze on the spot, wetting himself.