Ch.170The Third America

# Kentucky, United States

At this moment in Kentucky, Trotsky was trembling with rage, his hands shaking as he held a newspaper.

“They’re insane. How dare they turn the Fourth International into a group that just wants to fry chicken?”

An article in the newspaper. A ridiculous piece titled “The Truth About KFC.”

The content was even more absurd.

‘Leon, the head of FC, is a madman who wants to turn the United States into a chicken nation. He has promised the common distribution of one chicken per day, which has gained support from Black Americans.’

Trotsky’s face turned as red as a ripe apple.

KFC was supposedly not about communism but a crazed movement trying to achieve a chicken revolution.

Its leader, Leon, was known as a madman determined to provide one chicken per person nationwide and make everyone raise chickens.

They even claimed KFC stood for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

These rumors were spreading across the American continent.

In other words, the American version of the Bolsheviks had been transformed into a group dedicated to the chicken business.

“Comrade, what should we do?”

“If these rumors spread, fewer people will want to join us. Then there’s only one answer.”

Even if they didn’t directly enter the war, they needed to establish a government at minimum.

Otherwise, KFC would truly be treated as a group of chicken-obsessed lunatics.

Trotsky tore the newspaper to shreds in anger and slammed his fist on the desk.

“We must establish our own government.”

The time had come.

They needed to establish a government somehow.

“We can’t establish a Kentucky Fried Chicken Federation, can we?”

At Kulik’s stupid remark, veins bulged at Trotsky’s temples.

Had he really believed KFC meant that all this time?

It’s because that damned imperialist Grand Duchess has been viciously killing off Bolsheviks for her own use. If more Bolsheviks had joined their side, he would have immediately expelled someone like Kulik.

“Comrade Kulik. KFC is not an abbreviation for Kentucky Fried Chicken! It’s the Fourth International!”

“Ah, I knew that. I was just joking. So what will you name it?”

The name was obvious.

“Well then. The Communist United States of America. That should do.”

Trotsky finally made his decision.

This meant they would eventually have to participate in the civil war, and without access to the sea, they would struggle to receive support.

But was that what they had hoped for when they started the revolution?

If they demonstrated revolution through direct action, many American people would follow Trotsky.

It was the moment when the Communist United States of America was launched in the central part of North America.

Of course, MacArthur and Huey Long, who couldn’t recognize a communist government, treated KFC as a chicken company.

# * * *

Many new things had recently appeared in Russia.

Especially new types of food. A Russian version of McDonald’s had opened, and among the most notable additions were ice cream factories.

“This mint chocolate is really delicious.”

Indeed, mint chocolate is delicious in any era.

In Korea, mint chocolate was quite polarizing.

Just eating it made people look at you strangely.

It was food I could never eat in the post-nuclear war world.

But surprisingly, mint chocolate exists in this era too.

To be precise, it has quite a long history, just not at the level of modern ice cream, but it was still edible as a substitute.

Originally, mint chocolate was quite popular in America, the superpower and leader of the world.

It even ranked in the top five flavors.

It’s truly a shame Koreans don’t appreciate this flavor.

“Hmm, I’m not sure about that either.”

“If you keep eating it, you’ll develop a taste for it.”

Even Maria doesn’t appreciate this flavor. How pitiful. Ah, I’ve thought of a good idea.

The newly liberated Korea will likely see an influx of various foods.

Since we’ve established a provisional government in Russia, Russian food will spread prominently, along with Manchurian and Jewish cuisine.

So why not spread mint chocolate too?

These things need to be done right from the start.

I’ll spread mint chocolate to the newly born Korea under the pretext of support.

That way, the Korea I’ll be born into in the modern era will be free of prejudice against mint chocolate.

Actually, mint chocolate wasn’t created just for my personal purposes.

While developing Russian ice cream, various flavors emerged, and mint chocolate was created alongside them.

Aren’t I a genius?

The many mint chocolate villains—no, the Koreans who loved mint chocolate—who died in the nuclear war will enjoy a happy future thanks to me.

“The ice cream business seems to be doing quite well.”

“Of course. I started it myself.”

Well, I didn’t make it directly.

The ice cream factory was largely imported from America.

The ice cream factory acquired from America has been quite well-received.

There isn’t much variety yet, but isn’t this enough?

I’m showing the citizens of the United States of Russia that I’m working hard for them.

I’ve imported various things from the West for the citizens of the United States to enjoy.

There are also things I’ve personally taken an interest in.

“Ice cream eaten by the Tsar!” This has increased ice cream sales.

I’m also developing many ice cream varieties.

“I wonder how things are in America.”

“Won’t we hear good news soon?”

“America is ultimately the game-changer. It absolutely cannot fall to communism.”

America becoming communist. Could there be anything more terrible?

A communist America wouldn’t feel like the America from the original history. Still, even a communist America couldn’t be ignored.

It would be worst if communist America allied with Germany.

I don’t care about other things, but KFC unifying America doesn’t seem right.

It seems like it might be time to trigger Tuskegee, but when would be the best time?

And shortly after, news arrived from America.

“Your Majesty. The Communist United States of America has been established in the central region.”

While attending the Duma and spinning a pen to pass time, the Minister of Internal Affairs brought this news.

Central, Communist United States of America.

Just looking at it, doesn’t it seem like our Trotsky?

Looking at the map, it spread from Kentucky to the central region. Isn’t MacArthur’s territory relatively small?

If it weren’t for KFC, this much would be manageable.

Well, if it weren’t for KFC, MacArthur probably wouldn’t have risen up either.

“From what I’ve heard, is it KFC?”

“Yes. The Communist United States of America established by Leon, the head of KFC. Of course, neither Huey Long’s government nor MacArthur’s government seems to recognize it.”

Communist United States of America. That name is truly complex and bizarre.

Right. Both Huey Long and MacArthur don’t recognize each other as legitimate governments, so they certainly can’t recognize the communist who caused this situation.

Can we really say Trotsky was provoked by our actions?

It’s pitiful, but what can we do?

The die has been cast, and the arrow has left the bow.

“Hmm, it seems Trotsky is angry about our chicken revolution.”

Trotsky, leading the charge for our chicken revolution.

If Trotsky were to truly achieve a chicken revolution in 21st century Korea, I would give him a standing ovation and support him.

One chicken per day. Could any Korean resist?

Of course, if the real Trotsky heard my words, he might grab a gun and rush to Moscow, revolution or not.

Anyway, the plan was successful.

Since the goal was to establish a government from the beginning, it was only a matter of time, but with this, America has shown the possibility of a three-way conflict.

In this case, World War II could potentially break out in America.

No, that’s probably not the case.

Germany probably wouldn’t aim for that specifically.

Or would they? Conversely, could they target when Britain and France support Huey Long?

Using the power of Britain and France divided between their colonies and Huey Long. Couldn’t communist Germany aim for that?

I really don’t understand what those guys are thinking. Indeed, we must consider various possibilities.

“It seems so.”

“Please maintain contact with the Okhrana who are close to Trotsky.”

We must maintain communication networks.

That’s how we’ll eventually catch Trotsky.

“Britain is concerned about our military intervention.”

“What will they do if they’re concerned?”

What can they do if they’re upset?

What can they do if we decide to intervene in America, when they’re essentially a one-trick pony with their navy?

They’re struggling to manage their colonies and prevent communism from spreading in the British Isles, so what can they do?

“Then I’ll proceed without giving a definitive answer.”

“Do that. They can’t do anything either way. Rather, we should make them commit mistakes to strengthen Sir Churchill’s position.”

“Yes, Your Majesty.”

Our relationship with Britain can only maintain a delicate parallel line.

Britain, the balancer of Europe, aiming for the position of the only hegemonic power.

With America divided like this, Britain might be thinking of shedding its image as an aging lion.

That’s the problem.

“No, that’s not it.”

“What’s wrong?”

I tap the desk with my finger.

Will Britain really sit still?

From their position, they probably can’t move troops directly, but they might adopt a new approach.

Yes. For example, if communist Germany wants to support KFC and asks for a passage, wouldn’t they agree?

They can’t cross the Atlantic, pass through MacArthur’s territory, and support KFC.

Going through the Pacific is too far, and Britain doesn’t want to fight communist Germany. After some under-the-table negotiations, they might push through Canada. Such a development might be possible.

“If it’s Britain, the axis of evil in the world, they’ll try to get one over on us somehow. They’ve even supported communist Germany.”

This is something the military or diplomatic corps will handle.

There are many people here who have dealt with Britain more directly than I have. They should know what they need to know.

Look, several Duma members are nodding in agreement with my words.

“So you’re saying they might support KFC through Canada, Your Majesty.”

Yes, Britain might directly support them.

If we try to do something with America by being friendly with MacArthur, it’s obvious they’ll interfere.

For Trotsky, who is struggling to receive support, it would be like rain in a drought.

“Even if not, they might allow communist Germany to support KFC through Canada.”

“I think that might be getting ahead of ourselves.”

“Getting ahead? What I’m saying will soon be the truth. Britain will support Trotsky through whatever channels to ensure Huey Long’s government wins and to get one over on us. That’s how it must be and will be.”

In other words, what I’m saying is this:

Even if Britain truly declares non-intervention at an appropriate level, we must manipulate it to appear otherwise.

What I say must become the truth.

They dare to support Huey Long’s government while also helping communist Germany.

To keep Russia in check. Whether it’s manipulation or whatever, it doesn’t matter.

Create a plausible justification and create an environment where Churchill can overturn the cabinet.

Baldwin and the cabinet would be dumbfounded, but Churchill could certainly use it.

“We need to build up justifications. We must break the Anglo-Saxon loyalty. Just like Trotsky’s chicken revolution.”

Of course, we can’t control MacArthur.

Considering his personality, he won’t do what we tell him to, so we should build goodwill by helping him as much as possible.

“I understand.”

“Britain will dislike Russia becoming friendly with America, so it’s not impossible. Whether it’s Huey Long or KFC, support is certain. We just need to twist it slightly.”

Of course, the source of the rumor could be Russia.

Churchill will also actively use rumors to overturn the cabinet.

Either way, we just need to keep our mouths shut.

We’re using Britain’s past antagonism against them. Additionally, we need to show that propaganda isn’t just a privilege of communists.

“I understand, Your Majesty.”

Honestly, Churchill’s call for the recovery of American colonies.

I’d like to try a Russian version of that, but it’s a shame.

“By the way, has the animal protection law been passed?”

Looking at the stack of papers (documents to be reviewed) the Prime Minister placed before me, one document mentioned the passage of an animal protection law.

“Yes. It was originally passed in Austria first. We thought it was good, so we did the same.”

Ah, that animal protection law?

Nazi Germany’s animal protection law was good. It’s acceptable.