Ch.16Tower War (1)

    [They Say Your Tower is Doomed?]

    (Image of shadow mages gradually revealing themselves.jpg)

    From now on, this place is ruled by the Black Magic Tower.

    Any objections?

    Comments:

    – Please rule over us, GOAT…

    – Holy shit, thank you Black brothers…

    – The Blood Tower has no hope… please take over, I beg you…

    ㄴ Come to think of it, why would we want to rule such a useless tower that only smells of blood?

    ㄴㄴ Well~ Let’s get out of here~hahaha

    ㄴㄴㄴ Fuck no!!

    – They may be stupid idiot shadow mages but right now they’re our saviors…

    ㄴ Still better than the Blood Tower…

    ㄴ For real lol

    [Oh yeah, yeah, surprisingly that’s true.]

    (Former Blood Tower Master.jpg)

    Bro had no skills but at least he tried to save the Blood Tower somehow

    Comments:

    – Just a fool who only knew about the Blood Tower… Don’t miss him at all…

    ㄴ If you don’t miss him, why are you calling for him? lol

    – Honestly, he at least tried to do something… unlike now…

    – Sigh… I’m seriously considering moving to another Magic Tower

    – The Blood Tower really has no hope…

    ㄴ I really believed in it

    – If you’re not going to do anything, don’t make us hope, damn it

    To put it bluntly, the Blood Tower is doomed.

    To be more precise, it’s been a month since Midir Tepes became the new Tower Master, and she hasn’t made any effort to change the Blood Tower.

    For the first week, the response was amazing.

    Well, it couldn’t have been bad.

    Midir’s speech was so groundbreaking and shocking to the Blood Mages.

    She mentioned all the things they had knowingly or unknowingly endured, reminding them of their situation, yet treating it as if it were no big deal, creating a twist.

    Furthermore, her declaration that they needed to restore the prestige of the Crimson Blood Magic Tower to reach the top—even though a thousand years is a relatively short time—in order to reclaim the pride of the greatest Blood Mage, Count Vladimir, ignited the hearts of all Blood Mages present.

    Yes, we are the rightful heirs of Blood Magic.

    We cannot continue to be treated this way.

    Let’s move forward.

    Let’s rise to greater heights.

    We are different from those who walk on paved roads.

    We are pioneering an unknown path that no one has ever walked before.

    This was something no one had thought of before.

    Most Blood Mages secretly envied and were jealous of other Magic Towers with deep-rooted histories.

    Unlike those with thousands of years of history, they only had a thousand years, and even then, it had only been properly recognized as an academic discipline with an established tower for 500 years.

    It wasn’t unreasonable for them to feel jealous.

    But Midir completely denied and flipped this perspective.

    Having a long history with deep roots means being more conservative, and those who walk that path are merely greenhouse flowers walking on fully paved roads.

    Is it right to be disrespected by such people?

    Should Blood Mages, who never stop striving to move toward a better path, be treated this way? Her speech, which made people reconsider these questions, is still regarded as a masterpiece.

    The only problem was that despite such a great speech, nothing had changed after a whole month, causing those who had come down from their high to start doubting one by one.

    Occasionally, posts expressing doubt began to appear, and as their numbers gradually increased.

    One post created a massive ripple.

    [So What Are We Doing Now?]

    (Midir’s speech.jpg)

    Has anything changed since that day?

    Nothing at all.

    Of course, it’s only been a month, but there’s not even any sign of an attempt to do something

    At the very least, if there was some visible management of the forum, I might understand, but there’s still no new administrator on either the Blood Tower forum or the Aether Tower forum

    What this means is that she still hasn’t been recognized as Tower Master by Eterna

    Historically, Tower Masters would first go to Eterna for an initiation ceremony and receive their authority as Tower Master, but she hasn’t even visited the Aether Tower yet…

    Is she ignoring Eterna’s call… or what…

    One thing’s for sure, we’re really screwed… Get out of the Blood Tower if you can…

    The Blood Tower continued in a gloomy atmosphere.

    Naturally, as users completely lost motivation, interest in the Blood Tower forum also dwindled.

    All the other Magic Towers were already busy attacking each other while ignoring the Blood Tower.

    [The Blue Tower Bastards Are Starting to Piss Me Off]

    Red Tower VS Blue Tower

    This has been a long-standing, historic debate, right?

    I think it’s time to finally determine who’s superior

    I’ve already captured all the insults the Blue Tower has made against the Red Tower in PPAP

    If I show this to the Red Tower Master, it’s war immediately

    You guys better prepare to evaporate lol

    Comments:

    – Average Reds lol

    – This one’s really empty-headed… How can fire beat water? It’s amazing you even got into a Magic Tower…

    ㄴ With overwhelming firepower, even water evaporates lol Average Blues level lol

    ㄴㄴ You just… wow… let’s not even talk

    – As always, these uneducated bastards with nothing but firepower in their heads…

    – Just freeze the fire and that’s it~

    ㄴ Who’s this?

    – You think we’re not angry too? I’m going straight to the Blue Tower Master on direct line 1303, bye

    – This level of water magic in a place without water?! Lolololololol

    ㄴ True

    ㄴ Not funny at all

    ㄴㄴ Blues gritting their teeth saying “not funny” lololol

    [It’s Absurd to Think That Mere Creation’s Natural Recovery Can Oppose God]

    It’s really ridiculous when Green Tower bastards try to compare their natural healing power to the White Tower’s recovery magic

    How can they think that a creation’s recovery ability could ever surpass the miracle bestowed by the Creator?

    (World Tree.jpg)

    Even the great nature they worship was created by God, so it’s kind of pitiful to see them worshipping a mere tree that’s just big but has nothing special…

    Still, the Celestial God loves such elves…

    Comments:

    – Hark!!! This is the reality of the White Magic Tower! If anyone asks about the White Magic Tower, show them this post!

    ㄴ Old man… you smell like rotten wood…

    ㄴㄴ Druid gay…

    – World Tree? Oh, you mean that tree that’s just big? Lolol

    ㄴ Give me your address, you bastard

    ㄴㄴ Oh my, is this the beginning? (scratches head)

    – Honestly, it’s annoying how elves keep insisting they believe in a different god lol

    – TheWorldTreeWillPunishYouTheWorldTreeWillPunishYouTheWorldTreeWillPunishYouTheWorldTreeWillPunishYouTheWorldTreeWillPunishYou…TheWorldTreeWillPunishYouTheWorldTreeWillPunishYou

    ㄴ Blocked

    ㄴ Stop spamming, bitch

    Meanwhile, the other Magic Towers were busy establishing their own hierarchies.

    Especially the Aether Tower, which was trying hard to secure positions in as many Magic Towers as possible.

    For mages staying at the Aether Tower, this was like a bolt from the blue. The small handful of Aether Tower forum users were inevitably pushed aside.

    In the midst of this pointless mud-slinging war where you’re screwed whether you win or lose…

    [Hey, What’s This?]

    A post appeared.

    [Hey, What’s This?]

    (Screenshot of the top administrator’s nickname changing from “Eterna” to “SuperGeniusTruePrettyBloodMage”.jpg)

    Just saw this, suddenly the top administrator changed

    Did Eterna change her nickname or what?

    But the nickname lol it’s so funny lolololol

    Comments:

    – Sounds like the kind of trashy nickname someone from the Blood Tower would use~

    ㄴ Is it the Blood Tower Master?

    ㄴㄴ Does that make any sense, you idiot? Why would they give the Aether Tower’s top administrator position to the Blood Tower Master?? Are you stupid?

    ㄴㄴㄴ I was just asking in case, but you’re being really harsh. Give me your MagicPad address, you bastard

    – But seriously, could it be the Blood Tower Master? The nickname fits perfectly

    ㄴ What’s “True Ancestor”?

    ㄴㄴ How would I know, damn it

    – Eterna would have no reason to change to such a nickname. It might not be the Blood Tower Master, but someone else definitely changed it… What the hell is going on?

    – But do you guys actually believe this post? Why are you all so stupid?

    ㄴ Of course I checked before commenting, idiot

    ㄴㄴ Oh

    [?? It IS the Blood Tower Master, damn it??]

    (Screenshot showing SuperGeniusTruePrettyBloodMage as the top administrator of the Blood Tower forum.jpg)

    The Blood Tower forum’s top administrator is SuperGeniusTruePrettyBloodMage

    The Blood Tower forum administrator position was vacant until recently, what the hell??

    Comments:

    – ???

    – What? Is this real?

    – What the hell??

    – So the Aether Tower’s top administrator really became the Blood Tower Master? Huh???

    While everyone was confused,

    The war on the forums continued.

    And with that,

    [Here Comes My Porn]

    The situation took a new turn as the Blood Tower showed a lightning-fast change in stance and joined the war.

    It was summer.


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