Chapter 163: The Queen Said Stirring Chaos Is Fun!

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The next day, I turned on my stream a bit earlier than usual after giving a heads-up.

Today was a day with a lot to do—no, more accurately, a day with a lot to brag about.

Hehehe.

I can already see the future where I’ll be drowning in the envy of the cherries. My heart’s pounding just thinking about it.

“Hi-Lu, everyone! How’ve you been, cherries?”

• Ugh… I hate stream breaks…
• That one day felt like hell…
• I wish breaks didn’t exist…
• I was so lonely and struggling without you, Lulu…

I greeted them cheerfully as always, but today, the chat was filled with nothing but exhausted messages.

Guess it’s because yesterday was my break day.

Honestly, among the members, I’m one of the ones who rarely takes breaks.

Most members have one fixed break day a week, but I don’t even have a set schedule for mine.

Now that I’ve settled into a more stable routine, it’s not as bad, but back when I first debuted, even a single break day would make me anxious about losing viewers.

More than anything, these days, I just enjoy hanging out with the cherries too much.

So I try to avoid breaks and treat streaming like playtime.

But yesterday, the CEO insisted I take a day off—not as an order, but as a strong suggestion—so I had no choice.

In the end, thanks to the break, I got to go phone shopping with Ra-hee unnie and even had a nice meal together, so it was a good time.

“Hehe, sorry, cherries. I didn’t want to take a break yesterday either, but I hadn’t rested in so long, you know? The CEO kept nagging me to take at least one day off.”

• Gasp.
• That’s the reason…?
• Then you should’ve rested.
• Be nice to her, guys…
• I didn’t say anything, Your Honor.

Wow, look at these sly cherries.

Just a second ago, they were whining about the break, but the moment I mentioned the CEO, they all backed off.

You’re all so mean.

“But thanks to the break, I got to help Lucretia unnie move and hang out with her afterward.”

• Oh.
• Perfect timing.
• Right, yesterday was Lucretia’s moving day.
• What’d you guys do?

What did we do?

Hmm… Honestly, we didn’t do anything particularly special.

Just went phone shopping, came back, ate together, chatted a bit, and then slept.

“Nothing too special. But I did finally switch phones with unnie like I promised.”

• Kyaaa!
• Finally ditched that ancient brick!
• You’ve grown so much, Lulu!
• Honestly, the A6 was a crime…

Ouch, that’s harsh.

No matter how outdated it was, that phone was full of my love.

Calling it a “brick” is just rude.

[‘Yehi’ threw a snack worth 3,000 won!]

• So what phone did you get?

“Ah, I switched to an IPhone 12 Pro! The same one as Lucretia unnie!”

• Nice upgrade.
• IPhones are better for VTubers anyway.
• Wasn’t it expensive?
• Bet Lulu’s hands were shaking while buying it, lol.

Since they don’t know what happened yesterday, they probably think I freaked out over the price.

Which is… half true, half wrong.

Ugh, I want to brag so badly—to tell them I got this expensive phone for just 100,000 won!

But I made a promise with Ra-hee unnie, so I can’t…!

“But with all the discounts, it wasn’t as expensive as I thought! And they gave me a coupon for the wireless earbuds I wanted, so I just went for it.”

• Ooh.
• Lulu got AirPods too?
• AirPods are a must with IPhones, lol.

Yeah, they’re so good.

I didn’t think going wireless would make such a difference, but it’s like stepping into another dimension.

“Ahem! And I switched to unlimited data, so now I can watch the members’ videos anywhere!”

• LMAOOOOO.
• So cute.
• Unlimited data is a game-changer.
• Lulu’s grin is reaching her ears, lol.

Well, duh!

I had no idea switching phones would open up a whole new world like this.

I regret not doing it sooner.

“Hehe, and the camera’s amazing! I took like 20 pictures of Tofu this morning. Doesn’t she look adorable? I spammed the group chat with them!”

• 20 PICTURES? LOL.
• Who knew a new phone could bring this much joy?
• First-time new phone happiness is real.
• What did the members say about it?

I was excitedly listing off all the new features when I suddenly remembered what happened this morning and shuddered.

“A-Actually… when I told the members I switched phones this morning, they got really mad.”

• ?
• Why mad?
• ????????
• What does that mean?

Ah, I guess I didn’t explain well enough.

“Well, I woke up and bragged about switching phones, then posted all those Tofu pics, right? We were chatting, and then out of nowhere, Lucretia unnie goes, ‘We got couple phones!’ and started showing off.”

• WHAT.
• Couple phones?
• Did you two get the same color?

“Yep! Since we went together, I thought it’d be nice to match colors.”

The moment she said “couple phones,” the group chat exploded.

I swear, I was stuck replying for a whole hour.

Meanwhile, Ra-hee unnie just kept laughing like it was the funniest thing ever.

“Then Yukiko suddenly declared she’s getting a purple one next time she switches phones, all fired up.”

• It’s easy to imagine lolololol
• And you made it purple to match Lucretia’s taste in the middle of all that?
• At this rate all us Blue LUV members will end up unified in purple lol

Huh? True.

What if that happens and everyone carries purple phones?

Then we wouldn’t be Blue LUV but Purple LUV…?

No wait—what should we even call ourselves?

“Plus! It was fine until then, but then Lucretia unnie posted photos from when we slept together in the group chat yesterday! Complete chaos broke out!”

• WHAT
• You slept together?
• Huh?
• The cuteness levels are spiking dangerously lately…

Nooo don’t get weird ideas!

Sleeping together doesn’t mean what you’re imagining!

I mean literally just hugging each other and sleeping, that’s all!

“Honestly you perverted cherries! We just hugged while sleeping?! Stop imagining weird things!”

• Hugging…while sleeping?
• That’s even weirder…
• Normally people don’t hug even when sharing beds…
• I heard you hugged Verdia too, Lulu’s tastes are really…

Noooo!

I just mean we relied on each other’s body heat!

You know how you want to hug a big pillow tight when sleeping?

It was exactly like that!

[User ‘BowLover’ donated 5,000 won!]

• Lulu might not have had thoughts but who knows about the Queen

“What nonsense! Lucretia unnie would never think such things about me!”

• ?
• ?????????
• What do we do with this pure soul…
• Lulu do you not watch the Queen’s streams?
• FR if she watched them she couldn’t say that

Of course I watch them!

I make sure to watch all the members’ content!

Sure I’ve seen Ra-hee unnie say things like “I want to keep her on my balcony” or “carry her in my pocket” or “kidnap her with her eyes blindfolded” about me on stream!

But that’s just variety talk for entertainment!

She’d never actually think such things!

Don’t you know variety shows are fake?! You idiots!

[User ‘LuluHasChewyCheeks’ donated 1,000 won!]

• If you’re that upset let’s call the Queen for a three-way confrontation

“Fine! I’ll prove nothing happened by calling Lucretia unnie!”

If you want proof that badly, so be it.

Don’t complain when you learn the truth!

Absolutely nothing happened!

[Me] – Unnie

[Me] – Can you Discord now?

[Me] – The cherries keep imagining weird things about us sleeping together

[Lucretia] – k

She’s probably streaming now.

After getting permission, I hit call.

Before the ringtone even starts, Ra-hee unnie answers instantly.

“Unnieee!”

『Yeah Lulu. Cherries bothering you?』

“Yesss…! They keep imagining weird things about us sleeping together. Scold them please…!”

This isn’t usually my character.

But just for today, I’m fully weaponizing Ra-hee unnie’s reputation.

I whine in a childish tone.

Hehe, you dumb cherries.

Too late for regrets now.

Prepare for ruthless fact bombardment!

『But Lulu.』

“Yes unnie!”

『What “weird things” are the cherries talking about? Unnie doesn’t understand.』

“Huh? W-well…”

• Gasp
• Wut
• Lulu flustered lol
• FR what’s “weird”? Genuinely confused
• Lulu should explain properly lol

As I wait nervously, unnie’s follow-up question stuns me.

You mean…describe exactly what “weird things” they’re imagining?

“W-well…weird things are…”

『Weird things are?』

“L-like…this and that and…um…”

『What’s “this and that”?』

I gesture awkwardly, but can’t figure out how to explain.

My face just keeps getting hotter.

Ra-hee unnie definitely knows, but keeps playing dumb to bait me.

So evil…!

“L-like…k-kisses…”

『Pfft. Are kisses “weird” for our Lulu?』

“N-not weird but…kinda…a little weird?”

『Oh? Then by that logic, didn’t you do “weird things” with unnie yesterday?』

“…Huh?”

W-what does that mean?

“Did weird things”?

We absolutely didn’t…

『Well when you fell asleep yesterday, unnie kissed your forehead. Doesn’t that count?』

“R-really…?!”

『Yeah, plus you kept touching unnie’s body while sleeping. That’s weird too.』

“WHAA…?!”

• Kissing AND groping?
• Lulu…no way…
• No way to explain this…
• Lewd axolotl…

Nooo! That’s not it!

This must be a trap!

If I touched unnie, it was just sleep-fumbling!

『Also you just said kisses are weird.』

“I-I didn’t mean that much!”

『Oh? Should I say “lewd” instead? That kisses are lewd?』

“That’s even weirder…!”

Unnie’s extra mischievous today!

Sure, she’s always the most risqué member, but today she’s like a runaway truck!

『Anyway, you say that, but didn’t you get caught kissing our CEO before?』

“………Huh?”

• ??????????????
• Caught doing what?
• Queen please elaborate!!!
• Is this workplace romance?
• So THIS is why the CEO favors Lulu

I try to rebut, but the sudden revelation petrifies me.

W-well that happened but…

The CEO just made me do it as punishment for being dumb!

Wait—Ra-hee unnie knows the context!

She heard everything from the CEO after we got caught!

Why’s she pretending otherwise on stream?!

So evil!

『Plus you took unnie’s first…and now you say this?』

“F-F-FIRST…?!”

『You’re the first non-family member I’ve slept with.』

“T-that’s not how you phrase it! It sounds weird!”

• Stole the Queen’s first lol
• Let’s just mark this stream 19+
• How lewd can one axolotl be?
• Lu-Luc (Lulu×Lucretia) reigns supreme

The stream descends into chaos from unnie’s trolling.

I deeply regret calling her as a witness.

『Wanna sleep together again tonight? Unnie can show you exactly what’s “weird.”』

“Not happening…! I’m locking my door!”

With no proper explanation and only deepened suspicions, the call ends.

The chat fills with “Lu-Luc” shippers cheering.

sniff

I’m never sleeping with Ra-hee unnie again.

I hate you unnie…