Ch.161Unity of Benevolence (2)

“Alright!! Fusion time!! Come at me!!”

I shouted while holding my sword.

“What will that ridiculous act… change exactly?”

The zombie who had barely managed to stand up said.

Crack-!

The half-rotten, weathered creature’s ribs shattered and scattered. It seemed the damage had gone through.

“Aah… I didn’t want to use this technique!!”

At that moment, the Fashion Zombie waved its hand.

Fwababababat-!!!

The clothes summoned by the zombie began to take the form of a spear. This pattern itself was originally in the game.

“Uahahahaha!!! Look!! This beauty!!!”

However, the pattern that followed was different.

Faaaaaaah-!!!

Light began to emanate from its spear.

That’s right. It was the light that transformed people into clothing.

“Die!!!”

The zombie swung its spear.

“Shit…!!”

If I got hit by that, it would be a real disaster. I quickly took evasive action.

That’s when it happened.

“Shota!! Leave this to me!!”

Umi stepped forward.

It seemed like Umi had something in mind.

“Alright!! Umi!! I’m counting on you!!”

I decided to trust Umi.

“Yes!! Use me!! Shota!!”

Umi’s cry reached me.

Whoooosh-!!

As the spear flew toward us, I immediately stretched the spandex part of the sling shot swimsuit that was Umi.

Twaaaang-!!

The stretched rubber part of the sling shot met the spear. And with that, the spear was deflected. What incredible elasticity. Was it designed for… hard play…?

“What… why aren’t you turning into clothing?”

The zombie was bewildered.

“I see! That’s it!”

Those who had already been transformed into clothing couldn’t be affected by the clothing transformation spell. It was a type of status transformation debuff that couldn’t be stacked.

“Come on!! Just quietly turn into clothing!! You fashion terrorist!!”

The zombie tried to swing its spear again.

“Shota!! Use me!”

At that moment, I heard Tina’s cry. The tiger mask began to tighten around my face.

“Oh!! Here I go!!!”

I immediately closed the distance toward the zombie.

Whoooosh-!!

As the spear flew horizontally, I ducked my head.

“Maximum thrust!!!!”

I charged straight at the zombie.

“Tina Headbutt!!!”

I launched a headbutt directly at the zombie.

The combined power of Tina and my strength hit the zombie squarely.

Craaaaaaack-!!!

“Guhak!!!!”

The zombie’s skull was half-shattered from the impact. The zombie rolled dramatically across the ground.

“This is the power of fusion!!”

I shouted loudly.

“How dare you… humiliate me like this…!”

The zombie stood up, somehow piecing together its broken bones.

“But… wearing clothes isn’t such a simple matter!!!”

The zombie shouted, immediately transforming the clothing in its hand.

Click-!

The clothing itself took the form of a massive gun.

“Die!!”

As the zombie pulled the trigger, magical bullets rained down from all directions.

“Hmph! You think I can’t dodge that!!!!”

I tried to take evasive action.

However, my body moved on its own.

“Goddammit!!! I can’t take this anymore!!”

Sasitsu had started acting up. The underwear part was vibrating intensely. On top of that, it was trying to move on its own.

Due to the fusion, Sasitsu had control over the lower half of my body. Because of Sasitsu’s outburst, I had no choice but to misstep.

“Sasitsu!! You little shit!!”

Stagger-!

I immediately fell.

Kaboooooooom-!!!!!!

The magical bullets hit my body directly.

“Guhaack…….!”

I rolled across the ground. Fuck. It hurt like hell.

“I can’t believe you survived that….”

The Fashion Zombie seemed quite surprised. Well, having a sturdy body was one of my strengths.

“Sasitsu!! What are you doing?!”

I shouted at my magic underwear.

“Every time you move, that hideous thing keeps flopping around!! I… fuck! I can’t stand it!!! I never thought I’d achieve the challenge of kissing a ball buddy’s balls!!”

Sasitsu angrily retorted.

“I can’t help it in this situation!!”

I continued the verbal battle with my underwear.

“Keep it up and I’ll pee in the underwear!!”

I threatened.

“Go ahead!! Then our relationship is over!”

Sasitsu immediately took a hard-line stance.

“Hufufufu. That is the limit of your fashion.”

At that moment, the Fashion Zombie struck a suggestive pose.

“What…!”

“Wearing clothes… means becoming one with them. You must shed all embarrassment and become an apostle conveying aesthetic consciousness. You haven’t become one with the clothes you wear. Yet!!! You dare to talk about fusion and whatnot. How ridiculous. It’s an insult to fashion.”

The Fashion Zombie laughed and struck a pose.

“Now!!! It’s time for you to die!”

The Fashion Zombie’s clothing transformed into the shape of a great sword.

Whoooosh-!!

As the great sword flew toward me, light burst forth. It would be dangerous if that light hit my body.

“Shota!! I’ll block it!!”

As Taiga’s cry reached me, the scarf jacket I was wearing moved on its own.

Claaaang-!!!

Somehow, it withstood the first strike, but my body was pushed far back.

“Guaaaah!!!!”

This was getting difficult.

“Damn… is this level of fusion not enough…?”

That was true.

Both body and mind needed to become one with the clothing.

“………..”

Sasitsu also seemed to realize the danger of the current situation.

Tremble-!!

Suddenly, the underwear part shook.

“I guess I have no choice. I’ll endure the embarrassment.”

Sasitsu said. It seemed like Sasitsu had resolved something as a man.

“Sasitsu…what…..!!”

Flash-!!!

In an instant, Sasitsu’s form changed. It was no longer a loose trunk underwear. It transformed into a tight-fitting brief.

Squeeze-!!

Naturally, due to the high adhesion of the clothing, it had to adhere to my private parts.

Grip-!

Moreover… my buttocks swallowed the back of the underwear.

“Sa, Sasitsu?!!”

I was flustered.

“To win this fight… you and I must truly become one!!! Even though I have to bury my nose in your smelly, damp thing!!!! I’ll endure it for the sake of the world’s future!!”

Sasitsu shouted loudly.

“Sasitsu….you…..!”

That cool-headed Sasitsu was starting to endure humiliation.

“You can pee and poop yourself!! But win this fight!!”

Sasitsu shouted loudly.

“Hmph. Got it!!!”

I immediately tightened my buttocks and took a stance.

Squeeze-!!

My buttocks tightened around the underwear, almost devouring it.

“I see… I can feel it…..”

At that moment, an overwhelming power surged within me.

“Hm? What do you feel? Oh. You must be feeling the premonition of defeat.”

The Fashion Zombie sneered.

“I can feel Sasitsu’s power… Sasitsu’s breath, every essence, I can feel it all!!”

I shouted loudly as I gripped my sword.

“You are me!! I am you!! Shota!!!”

Sasitsu also shouted, caught up in the atmosphere.

Flash-!!!!

And my underwear began to glow.

“Ready? Sasitsu?”

I looked at my underwear and spoke.

“Of course, Shota.”

With Sasitsu’s answer, the underwear unleashed its power.

Flaaaaaaare-!!!!!!!!!

My underwear part began to burn brilliantly.

“I’ll give you time to surrender. Surrender quietly.”

I spoke to the zombie while wearing the burning underwear.

“What nonsense… by the way, isn’t that hot?”

The Fashion Zombie asked.

“Not at all. It’s almost cold compared to the passion between me and Sasitsu.”

I immediately took a sprinting stance.

“You won’t be able to keep up with my speed.”

I declared to the Fashion Zombie.

Bulge-! Bulge-!!!

Muscles began to bulge and ripple in my legs. That’s right. Sasitsu had entrusted all his power to my lower body. This was… fusion.

“Human(人)!!!!”

I began the chant.

“Clothing(衣)!!!!”

Sasitsu responded. Indeed… we really do make a good team.

“One(一)!!!!”

“Body(體)!!!!”

“Here I go!!! Sasitsuuuuuuuu!!!!!!”

I immediately kicked off the ground and dashed forward.

Flash-!!!!!!

Using the overwhelming power in my legs, I charged forward.

“Grrr!!”

The Fashion Zombie hastily took a defensive stance.

But it was too late.

Flash-!

I immediately circled behind it.

“Shota!! Use me!!”

With Umi’s cry, I threw off the sling shot.

As I threw off the sling shot, its spandex wrapped around the Fashion Zombie’s body.

“Damn!!! It won’t come off!!”

The Fashion Zombie immediately struggled.

“Shota!!! Use me!!”

At that moment, Tina shouted.

“Oh!!! Of course!! Block that thing’s vision!!!”

I immediately threw the tiger mask I was wearing.

Swoosh-!!!

The tiger mask landed on the Fashion Zombie’s head.

“Ugaaaah!! It’s damp!!!”

The Fashion Zombie was neutralized.

“My turn too!”

Taiga shouted loudly.

“Yes!!! Go!! Taiga!!!”

I immediately took off my upper garment and threw it.

Whoosh-!! Crash-!!!!

The scarf jacket flew like a meteor and hit the Fashion Zombie directly.

“Guhaaack!!!”

With that, the Fashion Zombie’s body was pushed far back.

Having thrown off all my clothes, I leaped forward wearing only the burning briefs.

“Shota!!! Release all of me!!!”

Sasitsu shouted loudly.

“Yeah!! Leave everything to me!! Sasitsu!!!”

I immediately took a stance with my crotch thrust forward.

Squeeze-!!

My buttocks tightened around the underwear with enough force to almost devour it.

“Let’s give that thing a taste of our power!!!”

With Sasitsu’s cry, power charged in the center of my crotch.

“Here we go!!!!!! Sasitsu Beam!!!!!!!!!!”

I released all the power in my lower body.

Ziiiiiiing-!!!

As my crotch area glowed, a massive energy charged up.

“Uryaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!”

Fwoooooooooosh-!!!!!!

A red light from my crotch advanced toward the Fashion Zombie.

“Da, damn it!! Impossible!!! This can’t be happening…!!!”

The Fashion Zombie, seemingly overcome by the fear of death, twisted its body greatly.

However, it couldn’t escape its predetermined fate.

Ziiiiiiing-!!!!!

The photon cannon from my crotch pierced straight through the Fashion Zombie’s heart.

About 3 seconds later.

Kaboooooooom-!!!

The Fashion Zombie’s body shattered into pieces and exploded.

It was our victory.

Pop-! Pop-! Pop-!!

Umi, Taiga, and Tina’s bodies returned to normal. Sasitsu also returned to its original form.

“Sasitsu!!! We did it!!”

I immediately ran toward Sasitsu.

“Yes. We did it.”

Sasitsu said with a warm smile. However, that warmth didn’t last long.

“……I want to die.”

Sasitsu’s expression immediately turned to one of humiliation. Yeah. There’s no helping embarrassing experiences. For now… I decided to leave Sasitsu alone.

Anyway, we had conquered the boss of the June dungeon.