Ch.134Legal Affair? (3)

“What the hell are you doing!! You bastards!!!”

It was Saito Kana. She was shouting at the top of her lungs.

“Ah…..Kana? Hi there, breadcrumbs.”

Why is she here? I wondered, but I greeted her anyway.

“What…why are you even here?!”

Kana shouted. And behind her…there was Thumbs-up Man.

*Thumbs up!*

Thumbs-up Man gave me a thumbs up. I returned the gesture. Kana and Thumbs-up Man…what an unexpected combination.

“Well…it’s a long story.”

I tried to continue speaking while embracing Eri and Tina.

“Clothes!!! Clothes!!! Put some clothes on!!!! How indecent!!”

Kana closed her eyes tightly, her face turning red.

*Clatter!*

Oh. Right. I’m naked right now, aren’t I?

I hurriedly put on some clothes.

Eri and Tina had expressions like someone who’d been interrupted mid-poop. Well…I felt a bit unsatisfied too. Let’s have an extension match later. I put on some trunk-style swim shorts. Eri and Tina also quickly put on bikinis.

Only then did Saito Kana open her eyes.

“Anyway!! Explain!! Why are you here?”

Kana shouted loudly.

“Well, you see…..”

I gave a precise and brief explanation that would make even the busiest modern person weep.

“So, we just wanted to use this place for a bit. Who knew it belonged to Kana? Ahaha.”

I laughed good-naturedly.

“Really….doing such sacrilegious acts in a place where our Saito family swordsmen train…!!! How shameless!! Get out and die!!!”

Saito Kana yelled again.

“The cyber psycho episode is starting again…Cyber Psycho Kana…!!”

I mean…I warned her not to abuse those implants too much…

“Don’t give me weird nicknames!!!! Seriously!!! To give me such a nickname!!! I looked it up and got angry!!”

Kana shouted.

This girl…she actually looked up what “cyber psycho” means? She’s surprisingly diligent. The subculture media in this world was roughly similar to that of the original world. Except for a few fictional works within works, the original world’s creations existed as works in this world too. Thanks to that, cultural life was quite abundant.

Anyway.

“I even watched the whole series!!! It was fun!!!”

Suddenly Kana was sharing her binge-watching experience.

“Hehehe. Right?”

I said with a smile.

“Yeah…that moon scene…No!!! Forget that!!! Just get out!! I need to train!!”

Kana shouted.

“Huh? But I wanted to explore this place…..”

I quickly became dejected.

“There’s nothing to explore! This has always been our family’s private property!! Why are you talking like you’re discovering a new continent?!”

Kana shouted loudly.

Private property…Right. That meant it had already been pioneered and surveyed by many people of the Saito family. There wasn’t a trace of exploration to be had. It wasn’t my own little new world.

“Tch. So it’s not a virgin…get lost, you rag.”

Suddenly my enthusiasm completely died.

“What a nasty thing to say.”

Kana looked at me with contemptuous eyes.

“Is Thumbs-up Man here to train too?”

At that moment, I spoke to Thumbs-up Man.

“Yes, brother. Shota-san…to gain strength to face you, I’ve formally become a disciple of the Saito family.”

Thumbs-up Man opened his mouth and spoke.

“He spoke!!!!!”

His vow of silence concept was gone!! And his voice is incredibly good!!!! It was a deep, handsome voice!!!! I’m not lying, he could be a voice actor!! Seriously!!

He’s almost like a wow-inducing male character!!! He looks bald and rugged, but his voice is unnecessarily cool, creating a gap!!

“Anyway, get out. This is our land.”

Kana said.

Claiming hunting grounds, huh…

“Come on. Let’s train together then.”

I said.

Honestly…I wanted to meet other animal friends besides the bipedal wolves.

“Just leave. Seriously.”

Kana said in a strangely cold tone.

“Really…..even seducing Tina Burst…what a womanizer….”

Kana muttered something.

Ah…..she feels contempt for my loose relationships with women. Well…..judging by my actions, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call me “women’s enemy.”

“Let’s just train together. The forest is wide enough. And…if possible, I’d like to observe Shota’s sword technique. I’m sure we can learn from each other.”

Thumbs-up Man said with his unnecessarily deep voice.

I really can’t get used to it. He has a plump, muscular, bald appearance…but the voice of a handsome male lead.

“Fine…Alright!!”

Kana finally agreed. She actually agreed to this. She was surprisingly weak against persistent pushing.

“Um, by the way…..where are the other girls?”

At that moment, Kana asked me.

“Aren’t your relationships always casual flings? Did you break up?”

Kana asked with a strange expectation.

“Due to jealousy towards couples…have you developed a taste for breaking couples up…?”

I looked at Kana with teary eyes.

“That’s not it!! I just hate promiscuous relationships!!”

Saito Kana shouted loudly.

“Ah…they’re all taking naps.”

I said calmly.

“Really…..it’s amazing how you maintain this.”

Kana clicked her tongue.

Anyway, our forest exploration party had grown.

——–

From what I heard, this was a place where Saito family disciples regularly came to train.

They said that conquering the ecosystem here was the first step to becoming a swordsman of the Saito family.

For reference, Kana boasted that she conquered this place when she was 10 years old.

Kana explained each location in the forest almost like a local guide.

Roughly speaking, three species of creatures were competing in this forest.

The wolves’ territory in the west, the giant bears in the north, and the crazy monkeys in the east—these three types of beasts were continuing their struggle against each other. The rest of the animals had gone extinct, she said. It was a small jungle where only the strong survived.

“Don’t kill them too much, just subdue them. Otherwise, they’ll go extinct.”

Kana urged us.

That’s right. The animals living here…were trapped in the forest like livestock, continuing to breed, and regularly serving as experience shuttles for Saito family disciples every year.

This process had been repeated for several generations, it seemed.

“This is the sorrow of being a mob monster…!!!”

I couldn’t help but shed tears.

“Why are you empathizing with them?”

Kana said with indifferent eyes. As expected of Psycho Kana…..just a psycho.

Anyway, our group decided to sample the monkeys first.

“Wow! It’s been a while!!”

Kana looked around the monkeys’ habitat.

*Shiver!*

I could definitely feel the murderous intent swirling around us. Hostile gazes with malice toward us were piercing down.

“Shota…I’m scared.”

Eri took the opportunity to act cute with me.

“It’s okay, Eri. I’ll definitely protect you.”

I embraced Eri.

“Shota….”

Eri hugged me and slipped her hand into my waistband.

“As expected…Shota is reassuring.”

Eri giggled and kissed my cheek. Reassuring…contextually, that was quite ambiguous in many ways.

“Shota. I’m scared too.”

Perhaps because of her first experience earlier, Tina, who had become noticeably more affectionate, also acted cute toward me.

“Even a strong person who can smash a wolf’s head with an uppercut gets scared….”

I couldn’t help but tease her.

“Shota. I’m scared❤”

Tina said that while threateningly raising her fist.

“Come here, Tina! I’ll hold you too!”

I immediately stopped teasing and embraced Tina. I felt like I might get hit if I teased her more.

“Shota❤”

Tina nuzzled against my body.

“……….”

Kana didn’t seem pleased with us rubbing salt in her wounds right in front of her.

“Here it is.”

Kana pointed to one side with a curt tone.

There…were monkeys everywhere.

“Kieeeek!!”

“Kieeeek!!”

But…the monkeys seemed to have reached a singularity too.

They were all holding weapons. Japanese swords with lethal capabilities.

“Monkeys using weapons…..”

“The monkeys that occupy this area are violent and good at learning. They’ve perfectly mimicked swordsmanship by watching the Saito family people use swords. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call them Saito family swordsmen.”

Kana smiled and climbed up a nearby tree.

“So Thumbs-up Man, Shota, and…Tina. Give it a try. You might be surprised at how strong the monkeys are?”

Kana said with a relaxed smile.

“Aren’t you going to fight?”

I looked up at Kana in the tree. From this angle, I could see her panties. It was because Kana was wearing a skirt. She’s wearing surprisingly mature panties. Note…Kana likes see-through.

“Me? I could clean them up in 3 seconds, so it’s boring. It would also interfere with your training. I’ll just rest.”

Saito Kana was flaunting the composure of a strong person.

“………”

Damn. It’s annoying, but it’s true. Saito Kana was strong enough to subdue everyone here in an instant.

Really…it was a miracle that I won a match against her.

“Then let’s go!! Thumbs-up Man!!!! Tina!!!”

I immediately shouted spiritedly.

“Ohhh!!!”

Thumbs-up Man gave an enthusiastic thumbs up. This guy…has a beautifully shaped thumb. It was the best thumb I’d ever seen. With a finger like that, it made sense to habitually give thumbs up.

“Yeah!! Let’s relieve some stress!! And when we get back, let’s convince the girlfriends!!”

Tina said.

“Ah…..”

Right. That was the issue. I needed to convince them to accept Tina into the harem. Well…Eri’s mom will take care of it all!!

At that moment, Eri made a pouty face.

“Shota. I feel left out. I’m thinking maybe I should learn swordsmanship too….”

Ah. Has Eri been feeling excluded?

Then there was only one answer. ‘Fusion.’

“Hup.”

I picked Eri up. Yes, it was a somewhat suggestive position. I supported Eri’s bottom, making her wrap her thighs around my waist.

“W-wait…Shota? Am I not heavy?”

Eri said with a slightly flushed face.

“Light as a feather.”

I kissed Eri.

“A feather is a bit…..”

Eri knew it was just a platitude, but she still seemed happy to be called light. Hehehe. Women are so simple.

“Let’s fight like this.”

I held a wooden sword with one hand. I could fight while protecting Eri, killing two birds with one stone.

But…she really was light, if not quite feather-weight. My strength had increased considerably due to leveling up. I could easily carry a person.

“Let’s go!!!”

I immediately charged toward the monkey horde.

“Go, honey!!!”

Caught up in the moment, Eri shouted loudly.

Thumbs-up Man and Tina followed behind me. And so, the hunt began.

——-

At that time, there was a man watching the scene. Despite his shabby appearance, he was a man whose eyes emitted a strange light.

“Hardly anyone comes here…..to have so many people come at once…!!”

The man muttered in an emotional tone.

“And there are so many beautiful women too…they must be celebrities!! Yes!! I’m sure of it!!!”

Tears rolled down from the man’s eyes.

“Finally!!! The ‘I Am a Natural Person’ TV crew has come to film me!!!!”

The man cheered loudly.

That’s right. There was another crazy person in this forest.