Ch.132Legal Affair? (1)

Anyway, the more people to hang out with, the better. We decided to just go with the flow and have fun together.

“By the way… Shota. Is your toe okay? Your toenail came off earlier.”

Taiga seemed genuinely concerned about it.

“Ah. It’s fine.”

I immediately lifted my foot. The toenail was completely reattached to my toe.

“What kind of ridiculous healing ability is that……”

Taiga said in a tone of disbelief. Honestly, my body was incredibly tough. All that training had made my body extremely resilient.

“But….. beach volleyball is too much. I’m too exhausted.”

Umi said.

“Ah…. me too. I feel kind of languid, I guess.”

Eri said with a bitter smile.

Well… it was natural to be tired after a storm of passionate lovemaking followed by beach volleyball.

“Then let’s all rest under the parasol.”

I suggested. Relaxing under a parasol while gazing at the ocean was one of the joys of a summer vacation. There’s an art to boldly wasting time. I’ve been hustling too much lately. It felt good to spend time leisurely like this.

Under the parasol, I was enjoying almost emperor-like luxury. With Umi and Eri on either side of me, and Taiga beside them, I passed the time slowly fondling their breasts. When I got bored with touching breasts, I slipped my hand into their panties for a mysterious exploration of their buttocks.

“Hey. Shota. The child is watching…”

Umi glanced toward Madoka as she spoke.

“Think of it as early education. What’s shameful about a man and woman loving each other!”

I said decisively. An open sexual culture is necessary, I believe!

“Seriously…. this guy has lost his mind.”

Taiga said while laughing, but still leaned her body against mine.

Madoka… was clearing her throat and desperately pretending not to see. Her ears had turned extremely red. Moreover… she had frozen solid like a stone. The stimulus was too strong for her, I guess.

But right now, I couldn’t resist being physically affectionate with my girlfriends.

“Ah. By the way. Wasn’t that girl Mika supposed to come?”

Eri asked.

“Oh… now that you mention it.”

Well, no exact time had been set. Shotaro had only said she would come sometime during the day.

“Whatever.”

I said. She’ll probably come sometime today. That’s what I thought, anyway.

“That girl… is female, right?”

Umi immediately flared up with hostility.

“Yeah. But she’s not pretty. Shota was unimpressed. Our female charm is much higher.”

Eri said with a triumphant smile.

“Female charm……”

What is that vulgar and unfamiliar term?

“Hmph. That’s good then. Shota isn’t interested in anyone who isn’t pretty.”

Taiga said with a smile.

“That’s why I’ve welcomed three beautiful girls as my girlfriends.”

I said with a smile. Truly… each one was beautiful. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call them my jewels.

“Really! You face-obsessed idiot!”

Umi laughed and patted me. Her mood seemed to have improved dramatically. After all, I had acknowledged her beauty.

“Hey. Shota. Can you touch my body too?”

Tina approached me, looking envious.

*Bounce!*

Her enormous breasts, truly blessed by nature, jiggled right before my eyes. Western products really are different. We should embrace the good things from the West. I found myself thinking like a Meiji-era intellectual.

“This is opening the country to the world!!!!”

I shouted with great conviction.

“Hey! Stop flirting! The conditions for joining our harem are very strict, you know?”

Umi shouted loudly.

“That’s right!! Don’t think you can easily be by Shota’s side!!”

Taiga yelled.

“What are the conditions for joining the harem?”

Tina asked with a smile.

“First, you need to be pretty and have a good figure.”

I said. The rest of the conditions… well, I could evaluate those after accepting her into the harem.

“Really….. you never change….”

Taiga muttered in a tone of disbelief.

“Then I pass, don’t I?”

Tina smiled and struck a bold pose showing off her figure.

“Ding! You pass!”

I immediately rang the golden bell in my heart.

“Hey!!”

Umi grabbed me by the collar.

At that moment, Madoka cut in.

“Oppa. Then what about me?”

Madoka stared at me intently.

“What about you?”

“Do you think I’m pretty?”

Madoka looked at me with an expectant expression.

“Oh! Madoka is super pretty!! Like a doll!!! I’d want to adopt you as my daughter!!!”

I shouted loudly.

“……. Daughter. That’s not what I meant…..”

Madoka’s expression hardened.

“What!! You don’t want me as your father?!”

I immediately pretended to flip the dining table. Madoka… do you know how much I’ve struggled to raise you!!!

“Urrrgh!! Why is the conversation going in that direction!!!”

Madoka cried out, clutching her bun-shaped hair in frustration.

“She’s asking how you feel about her romantically, Shota.”

Tina intervened, unable to watch any longer.

“No…. elementary school students are off-limits.”

The police officer would come to arrest me immediately. The police were scarier than the monsters of the underworld.

“Th-then when I become an adult?”

Madoka asked, her eyes shining.

“Then I’ll take Madoka as my bride right away. Ahaha!”

I knew Madoka was joking, so I responded with a joke as well.

“Ehehe… I see.”

Madoka giggled. What’s this? I thought Madoka would say something like ‘I wouldn’t want a loser oppa even if you came in a truck.’

This kid… she’s afraid of getting spanked so she can’t properly maintain her sassy brat concept!!

Did I… spank her that hard? I felt a little sorry.

*Thwack!*

Just then, Umi smacked my back.

“Geez… this guy… fucking flirting out of habit again.”

Umi said.

No. How is this flirting? Umi… did you just learn the word “flirting”? This isn’t the right situation to use it, probably.

“I’m saying… if he’s aware of what he’s doing, he’s truly garbage… and if he’s not aware, he’s still garbage.”

Taiga said. Hey. So I’m garbage either way.

“…….”

Eri remained silent, with an expression that suggested she was plotting something.

“Let’s do this. If you allow Shota to touch my body… I won’t even dream of doing anything explicitly sexual. Then you can allow him to touch me, right?”

Tina said with a smile.

“………”

At those words, my girlfriends exchanged glances.

“Well…. if that’s the case.”

Umi said, clearing her throat.

“Then…. Shota. Will you properly love my body too?”

Tina said in a seductive tone.

“Mm!”

I immediately sat Tina on my lap and began kissing and nibbling her body. Such a voluptuous figure… I can’t resist touching it. I’d be happy even if my hands got chopped off for touching her. That’s how magnificent her figure was.

“This guy…. look at him immediately getting to work with his hands like he’s been waiting for this!!”

Taiga looked at me with indignation.

“Ugh, this bastard…!”

Umi also felt like her blood was boiling.

“Ah… then me too….”

Madoka saw her opportunity and dived onto my lap.

“Yes, Madoka. Were you lonely?”

I stroked Madoka’s head at lightning speed. I stroked it so much that friction heat was generated.

“Woooooah!!!! Explosive grooming!!”

*Fwababababat!!!*

I stroked Madoka’s head with all my might, filled with affection. But… too much friction heat was generated.

When I started to smell burning hair, I stopped my hand movements.

“….This isn’t what I meant.”

Madoka sighed. What’s wrong? Do you want me to burn all your hair?

“Should I stop petting you?”

I asked Madoka.

“No. Keep petting me.”

Madoka shook her head and said. I resumed stroking Madoka’s head.

While I had the automatic head-patting running, I explored various parts of Tina’s body.

“Tina’s body… is incredibly soft.”

It felt like my hands would be sucked into her breasts.

“Touch as much as you want.”

Tina said, kissing me.

Soon, my hands moved lower. Her abs from working out and her firm, lifted buttocks and thighs were also attractive features.

“Really…. Shota. Your touch is so naughty❤”

Tina giggled and nudged me.

“Oh… sorry. Did that feel bad?”

“No. Do more.”

“Yeehaw!!!”

I immediately resumed my mysterious human body exploration.

At that moment, Eri brought over a tumbler.

“Here. Cold plum tea. Everyone have a cup so you don’t get heatstroke.”

Eri poured plum tea into paper cups.

“I absolutely love plum tea!!”

Umi immediately snatched a cup.

“Eri. This one’s got sense.”

Taiga also picked up a paper cup.

“Here, Madoka, drink this too.”

Eri handed a cup to Madoka.

“Th-thank you, unni.”

Madoka accepted the paper cup surprisingly politely. This kid… seems like her insolent habits have been corrected. Very satisfactory!

“Me too….”

“Ah. Shota and Tina later.”

Eri said firmly. Huh? What’s going on?

That’s when something strange happened.

*Thud!* *Flop!*

Umi, Taiga, and Madoka immediately fell asleep.

“Eri… what are you doing? Are you planning to sell them to some deep-sea fishing boat or something?”

Eri must have put something in the plum tea!!!!

“Hehehe. What deep-sea fishing boat!! Really… Shota’s imagination sometimes goes in strange directions.”

Eri chuckled.

“I… wanted to talk to Tina and Shota alone.”

Eri looked at Tina and me alternately with serious eyes.

“First of all… I want to formally accept Tina into the harem.”

Eri said.

“R-really?!”

Tina immediately looked happy. She must have been relieved that there was a moderate faction within the harem.

“…….”

I was surprised too. Isn’t Eri the jealous type?

“I… actually don’t want Shota to choose anyone. Because then someone would get rejected.”

Eri took the opportunity to reveal her ambition.

“Shota… you don’t really want to choose anyone either, right? Because it’s fun being with everyone.”

Eri seemed to have completely seen through me.

“Yeah. That’s right.”

I nodded in agreement. The thought of someone being eliminated was too painful.

And… it wasn’t just sympathy. I had come to love them all. To the point where I didn’t want to lose any of them.

“I think… Tina can do things that we can’t. Shota, you like swordsmanship, right? That’s why you participate in tournaments like the Warrior Festival. I think someone like Tina, who’s a martial artist like you, is necessary. The three of us don’t share that common ground with you.”

Eri said.

“So, Tina. Will you join Shota’s harem? Let’s all… get along well.”

Eri smiled and extended her hand to Tina.

“I’m… grateful.”

Tina smiled and took Eri’s hand. Somehow… I was moved by Eri’s deep understanding. I was so grateful for Eri’s presence, accommodating my selfish desires.

“Shota. Since the others are asleep… do what you want to do.”

At that moment, Eri pulled something out from behind the mat.

It was the wooden sword that had been used for watermelon splitting.

“That forest behind us where they say wild beasts appear, you’ve been staring at it. You actually wanted to explore it, right?”

Eri said with a chuckle.

“Ah… you noticed?”

Was she watching me? Honestly… I was interested. I wanted to fight wild beasts. I had a desire to fight strong opponents.

“Shota, you like fighting strong opponents. Let’s take this chance to explore the forest. The three of us.”

Eri looked at me and Tina alternately.

“I’m a bit scared… but I feel safe with Shota and Tina. Because you two are strong.”

Eri said with an accommodating expression.

“E-Eri mommy!!!!”

I immediately threw myself into Eri’s chest.

Really… Eri’s capacity for understanding is overwhelming. I felt healed as I sensed Eri’s warmth.

And so, the forest exploration team was decided.

I was worried about the three sleeping defenselessly… but since this was a private beach, no suspicious characters would come around. Besides, Taiga could handle most ordinary troublemakers. Taiga was honestly strong. Not at a level that would work in the Warrior Festival, but among ordinary people, she was in the strongest position.

Let’s let the three sleep soundly. With that thought, I took out blankets and covered them.

“I smell adventure!!!!”

I roared, holding the wooden sword. Honestly, my tension was rising.

“Shota is such a child.”

Eri looked at me with honey-dripping eyes and smiled.

“I’ve been doing security work so much that my combat sense has weakened. This is a good opportunity to sharpen my skills.”

Tina smiled, raising her fist.

The three of us climbed over the fence and entered the forest. Let’s just play in the forest for about an hour, I thought.