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    Ch.107102 – Viewer Mission

    -Adella, you stubborn blockhead, please!!!

    -At least we got past this pattern

    -plzplzplzplz

    -This run feels promising

    -Let’s show them our kitty punch!

    The chaotic battle continued. A desperate dogfight with each trying to deliver a fatal blow to the other.

    CLANG-!

    “You little rat!”

    “Ugh, could you close your mouth when fighting? Your breath stinks!”

    The sound of clashing swords echoed throughout the study.

    Valum’s massive greatsword pressed down on Adella mercilessly. Her legs trembled. Unable to withstand the weight, Adella had no choice but to pull back.

    “Slurp.”

    Glancing at NoName who was casting magic, she gave a thumbs up. Tuna flavor won again.

    NoName had currently synchronized Adella’s tongue and Aura Heart with her own.

    She was remotely casting magic using Adella’s Aura Heart while alternating between sending chu-ru and carrot flavors to her tongue, providing constant feedback during the battle.

    ‘It sounds ridiculous, but it works…!’

    The rumors about Arsheria’s Forest Guardians being intelligent were certainly true. It was astonishing how NoName could perform multiple tasks simultaneously.

    She cast appropriate spells to prevent Valum Benaons from approaching Adella recklessly, and when Adella struggled, she even grabbed a mace and joined the attack.

    Throughout all this, she had an innate battle sense and constantly guided Adella on where she should position herself.

    Thanks to the Laurel, Adella didn’t need to worry about her posture, allowing her to clear her mind and view the situation objectively.

    “I’ll mount you in the study too!”

    Though he appeared to be charging mindlessly, Valum was surprisingly flexible.

    Sensing that now was the time to confront rather than dodge, Adella gripped her dagger firmly and swallowed.

    She lowered her stance by bending her knees and widened her eyes.

    With sharp eyes, she caught Valum’s left shoulder rotating backward, and everything flowed smoothly from there.

    Adella’s figure vanished instantly before his eyes.

    Confused, Valum slowed down and checked his blind spots first, but the nimble cat was nowhere to be found.

    “I’m right here, you pig!”

    When raising an arm upward, a blind spot inevitably forms.

    Using that brief moment, Adella dropped from the ceiling, aiming her dagger at the nape of his neck.

    Just as she strongly sensed victory, she felt a chilling fear.

    ‘Carrot…?’

    Feeling the bland taste of carrot in her mouth, Adella immediately tried to withdraw her attack.

    Why? It was the perfect opportunity to take him down.

    It seemed the viewers shared her thoughts as they added their firepower.

    -Why is she pulling back when she has the kill?

    -This game is so frustrating;;

    -Just endless foreplay lolololol

    -OMG

    -So doing it with Adella would be bestiality?

    -(Message blocked)

    -LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    -Crazy dude crazy dude crazy dude

    [‘SaveMeFromGradSchool’ donated 1,000 won!]

    -If she had attacked just now, she would’ve been hit by a counter and died instead

    Just as SaveMe explained the situation, Valum’s body staggered heavily. The delay after failing to parry. His posture was completely broken.

    Spotting the opening and understanding Name’s intention, Adella kicked off the ground.

    Her center of gravity shifted to her stepping foot, and tremendous power charged into her dagger.

    With the gap closed, Valum belatedly crossed his arms to protect himself.

    Thud-

    Adella’s dagger, swung with full force, was blocked too easily by his defense. It couldn’t penetrate his thick hide. Valum’s eyebrows and the corners of his mouth rose simultaneously.

    “Is that all-“

    “I’m not done yet!”

    Adella’s speed didn’t diminish. Instead, she used the momentum to quickly spin her body with her right foot as the axis.

    As her cloak fluttered, revealing her smooth, pale back and shoulder blades to Valum’s eyes, a hand holding a dagger in reverse grip aimed for the giant’s carotid artery from behind.

    Slash-

    “Kuhak…!”

    “Die, please just die!”

    After spinning a full circle to face him again, Adella mounted his neck and drove her dagger deep with both hands.

    “Die! Die!”

    Not realizing her eyes were bloodshot, Adella repeatedly screamed her death sentence.

    Swoosh-

    When she felt the dagger couldn’t go any deeper, Adella pulled it out without a moment’s hesitation.

    Red blood spurted up to the ceiling.

    As NoName’s magic dissipated and moonlight poured in, creating an even more desolate atmosphere in the study, Adella exhaled all the breath she had been holding.

    “Haa… Haa…”

    The long period of concentration left her brain extremely fatigued. Weariness washed over her like a wave.

    After staggering briefly, her legs gave out, and NoName caught her body as she was about to collapse onto the cold marble floor.

    “I’m covered in blood… so dirty…”

    NoName smiled at how she cared about others’ well-being before her own.

    “You were more impressive than anyone I’ve ever met.”

    “So even a Forest Guardian thought I was cool? Haha!”

    * * *

    Parrying wasn’t exclusive to users.

    Adella had to suffer the same fate three times due to Valum’s parrying pattern.

    Since Adella’s death would render everything pointless, I had to abandon the magic barrier blocking the ceiling and join late to save her each time, but with Valum Benaons having the skill ‘Heaven Earth Body,’ we had no chance of winning.

    I desperately swung my mace while Adella was in a groggy state, but without the Laurel’s help, it was all useless.

    After many painful and enduring cycles, Adella finally succeeded.

    -Adella!Adella!Adella!Adella!Adella!Adella!Adella!

    -Adella is a god! Adella is a god! Adella is a god! Adella is a god!

    -Wow, she stayed calm until the end

    -Is this really the same nerdy Adella I knew? Adella is truly legendary

    -She actually cleared this by herself lol

    -ㄴDon’t you remember NoName using smoke skills?

    -ㄴThis person just casts super fast lol

    During the cycles, even though she retained no memories, I could vaguely sense her reaction speed and judgment in battle gradually improving.

    ‘Intuition’ in battle is more important than anything.

    Intuition isn’t some supernatural ability. It’s closer to predicting the next pattern by observing where the opponent’s gaze is directed, the position of their stepping foot, and the contraction process of each muscle through long experience.

    Wondering how to instill that battle sense in Adella, I came up with the ‘Carrot and Chu-ru’ strategy.

    By sending chu-ru flavor when she made good judgments and carrot flavor when she made poor ones to our synchronized taste buds, I helped her acquire the sense.

    Personally, I preferred carrots to the bland tuna oil taste of chu-ru, but it was something I had to endure for Adella.

    “I did it. I actually did iiiiiiit nyaaaaa!”

    The way she flailed her arms and legs in my arms was simply amusing.

    [Cleared Valum Benaons within 5 tries / Reward 100,000 won]

    [Mission Success!]

    My head suddenly turned when an unfamiliar window appeared.

    I’m pretty sure I turned everything off in the settings except for the chat and donation windows.

    ‘Mission window?’

    Since when did this exist?

    -(Manager2): Since missions are a type of donation, I turned it on!

    Looking through the list after the manager’s explanation, I saw a pile of accumulated missions.

    Is this a structure where money comes in when I press the button?

    [Mission Success!]

    [Mission Success!]

    [Mission Success!] [Mission Success!]

    [Mission Success!] [Mission Success!] [Mission Success!] [Mission Success!] [Mission Success!]

    -(Manager2): Wait a minuteeee!!!!!

    -(Manager2): You’re not supposed to just press them randomly!

    As I tried to clear the mission window at full speed like emptying a spam folder, the manager hastily stopped me.

    -LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    -The money is duplicating!

    -Since we beat Valum, let’s just be generous and give it all~

    -Yes~ Mission success~!

    -So sweet~

    -For real lol

    -Who came up with the Zero Two idea lol

    -Whoa…lol

    “What? Oh… so I need to complete the missions to receive the money?”

    Clicking on the mission window again, detailed explanations appeared as before.

    [Make a V sign at the camera / Reward 10,000 won]

    [Wink / Reward 20,000 won]

    [Pat Adella’s head / Reward 3,000 won]

    [Pinch Adella’s cheek / Reward 25,000 won]

    [Do a handstand / Reward 40,000 won]

    [Do the Zero Two dance / Reward 360,000 won]

    -There’s so many lol

    -Those amounts wtf lol how many simps are there

    -They must have been mindlessly posting them since the streamer never accepted any

    -Wow 500,000 won just like that!

    -LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    -(Manager): Since refunds are difficult, wouldn’t it be better to complete the missions you’ve accepted?

    The conclusion was that since I’d received the money upfront, I had to fulfill the missions.

    Hmm…

    Looking at the camera floating in the air, what was usually transparent revealed itself.

    The blinking red light meant the broadcast was being transmitted normally.

    [Viewer count – 18283]

    Despite most being from hosting, many people still remained in the broadcast.

    Through the emotionless lens, I felt an eerie sensation as if the wishes of tens of thousands were being transmitted.

    Still, making a V sign is easy.

    I extended my index and middle fingers and brought them in front of the camera.

    -Wowww

    -I can’t believe she’s actually doing this ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

    -Our house is now doing interactive streams!

    -Unnie, your fingers are so pretty!!!

    Everyone’s making such a fuss over a simple hand gesture.

    “Unnie? I’m probably much younger than all of you.”

    -If you’re good at games, you’re automatically an older brother or sister

    -That’s the rule

    -It’s a fact even written in the Goguryeo Watermelon Diagram, don’t you know?

    -But NoName talks like a real boomer yet her tone is so Gen Z lol

    -Boomer-Z personified

    -ㄴWhat’s Boomer-Z now lol

    Winking just meant blinking an eye. So this was still within my acceptable range.

    I pulled the camera closer.

    Blink-

    -?

    -?

    -?

    -Is that a wink?

    -LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    -Is this a concept?

    I lightly close and open my eyes.

    Blink blink

    -Who winks like that lol

    -LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    -We agreed to call that blinking

    -How can you close both eyes at the same time and call it a wink lol

    They really want a lot.

    “I can’t close just one eye well.”

    -You should at least try before saying that

    -For real lol

    -Still cute though~

    -Please tell me where you got your character model!

    -ㄴShe probably made it herself, stop spamming;;

    “Asking young children to wink is inconsiderate because their facial and oculomotor nerves aren’t fully developed, making it difficult to distinguish between them.”

    -BS mode ON

    -Self-proclaimed seven-year-old NoName has underdeveloped facial and oculomotor nerves

    -Even my five-year-old nephew can wink!

    -Don’t engage with her

    -Please wink properly!

    “Next… Adella, come here?”

    These missions aren’t difficult, so I should finish them quickly and prepare to move to the next stage.

    “Huh?”

    Pat pat-

    “Stop it! I’m not in the mood right now!”

    Despite her words, her tail rose high with the tip slightly curved.

    “I don’t like liars.”

    “Eeeek-“

    While she had her eyes closed and was off guard, I stretched her cheek out.

    Sometimes there are people whose cheeks stretch like mochi, and Adella seemed to be one of them.

    Arin was like that too, and so was Yuna. Haru’s cheeks were well-maintained, so they were more bouncy than stretchy.

    -Wow… wowww…

    -How long have we waited to see this ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

    -Clip this now!

    -I can die with no regrets ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

    -NyangsterCall sensei… are you happy there?

    -ㄴKilling him right away lol

    -Adella, you’re the best!

    The last missions were a bit troublesome – the ‘handstand’ and the ‘Zero Two’ dance where you raise both arms and shake your hips side to side.

    -Don’t run away!

    -Do it quickly!

    -(Manager1): Do it quickly!

    -The moment she does the Zero Two dance, the gallery will explode lol

    -ㄴPreparing to write “NoName succumbs to capitalism” lol

    -It was over the moment you accepted the missions

    In the end, I had no choice but to trick Adella.

    “Let’s do some quick stretching before we go fight.”

    “Stretching? We cat-kin are flexible, so we don’t need that.”

    “Flexible? You don’t look it.”

    “It’s true! Don’t believe me?”

    “Then can you do a handstand?”

    “Heh, that’s too easy!”

    No sooner had she finished speaking than Adella performed the feat of flipping half a turn in the air and landing on her hands.

    Befitting someone who uses dual blades, her thin-looking arms had visible muscle definition.

    -LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    -Making Adella do it instead lol

    -Lol why so innocent

    “Why are you surprised already? I can even do it with one hand!”

    She spread her legs at 90 degrees and, as she said, extended her other hand into the air.

    “…!”

    Worried her skirt might fall down, I moved to a position between the camera and Adella.

    -Get out of the way!

    -Did her skirt just fall? It definitely fell, right?

    -NoName, even you won’t be forgiven for this

    -ARGGHHH!

    Even if she’s an NPC, there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed.

    [Walk two steps to the right / Reward 150,000 won]

    [Mission Failed!]

    -Look at them trying to bribe with money lol

    -The streamer is a woman too, that won’t work lol

    -If it can’t be solved with money, consider whether you need more money

    -For real lol

    [Main Story: Move to the Admissions Office.]

    We seem to have delayed too long.

    I dusted off the dirt from Adella’s dual blades lying helplessly on the ground and threw them alternately toward her hip bones.

    “Catch.”

    “Eeeeeek!”

    Adella, who had just returned to standing on two feet from her handstand, dodged the blades I threw by moving side to side.

    “It’s dangerous to hand over weapons like that!”

    “But your Zero Two was sick.”

    “What?”

    “Isn’t that what people say these days?”

    I’m sure Haru told me this was popular slang among young people.

    TikTok memes were still difficult to use.


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