Chapter 1 – I Wanted to Fuck a Fox Kemomimi, Not Be Fucked as a Fox Kemomimi!!

Ȓéɑd ｏñ &K;ațRеàdinｇC̃aｆe

I had a dream. I found an amazing doujin on Hi***i, rubbed one out, and then the owner of the body of the heroine of that doujin appeared. 

No, to be precise, should I say only her voice appeared? 

The owner of that body suddenly told me to become her apostle, and then took away what I cherished most; the most gracious tool that made me endure my miserable and boring life without committing suicide. 

The tool that gives the most amazing pleasure in the world but doesn’t ask for anything in return, a tool only I can use. Yes, that thing you’re thinking of. The baby factory activator. No, should I call it the 10-month menstruation-free drug injector? 

Anyway, it was a truly terrible nightmare. A nightmare where I lost what was most precious and gained what was most horrifying.

“Yeah, fuck, it has to be a dream…. I want to do it with a fox kemomimi, not become a fox kemomimi and get done….” 

I opened my eyes. Familiar ceiling, familiar surroundings. Nothing seems to have changed, except for my unnecessarily clear vision. 

“Did I sleep with glasses on yesterday? Why is my vision so clear? Wait… fuck, my voice.” 

Not my usual low and rough voice, but a rather clear one. This voice was not originally mine.

“So it actually happened…. You damn dog bastard…!” 

– The honorific ‘dog’ is too low for my status. If you use such disrespectful words one more time….

“What will you do if I use disrespectful words? Huh? What will you do? If you want to kill me, just do it. I don’t feel any value in living now that the joy of my life is gone.” 

– Are you someone without attachment to life? But why? 

“Because you took everything I had. Did you really have to take everything to feel satisfied?” 

As I spoke with a hollow voice like someone who had given up everything, the fox deity spoke to me with a worried voice. 

– This is serious. Without life energy, both you and I will cease to exist. 

“What does it matter to me whether you cease to exist or not? Wait, that’s great then! Death as the price for making my precious thing disappear… Khuhu…. A truly perfect compensation.” 

– Silence! If you are uncooperative, I have other methods. 

“No, you don’t. If you did, you would have done it already, like taking over my body or forcing it to move.” 

Having hit the mark, the being who introduced herself as a fox deity closed her mouth and fell silent. 

“Fuck, I said I wanted to fuck a fox kemomimi. I never once thought that I wanted to become a fox kemomimi and get fucked.” 

– That’s what you get for looking at my naked body and… ugh…! 

“What am I supposed to do when it’s so arousing! Hey, be honest, if there was an incredibly delicious food in front of you saying ‘eat me~’, wouldn’t you eat it? Huh?” 

– I underwent training to resist such desires. I probably wouldn’t eat it. 

“Don’t bullshit me. How can a mere beast overcome instinct? And you, you’re wagging your tail right now, aren’t you?” 

– Ugh…! 

To her who made a groaning sound as if frustrated, I sighed and said: 

“First, show yourself. You know as well as I do that there’ll be no progress if things remain like this.” 

– I don’t know what you might do. Therefore, I will not reveal myself. 

“Look, you know what kind of being you are, so it doesn’t matter what I do. To be blunt, if you’re really as arousing as I think, I’d be out collecting that life energy or whatever it is just because I can’t bear seeing you die.” 

– Is that so? Then wait a little. I need to prepare myself mentally. 

“Tsk, so you’re just shy. Okay, I’ll wait, so come out slowly. I need to see my changed appearance too.”

After confirming that the owner of the voice was silent, I went to the bathroom to check my changed appearance first. It would surely be an arousing appearance, but there was definitely a difference between seeing it in reality and imagining it. 

Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, I could only stare blankly at it. I couldn’t think of words to describe the woman in front of me. Pye-wol-su-hwa (beauty that puts the moon to shame)? Gyeong-guk-ji-saek (beauty that could make a nation fall)? 

No, it might be better to use the vulgar words I usually use, although I’d be hard… if I still had it. I would have pounced on my current self without a second thought, even if it was in the middle of the street.

Golden hair that shines like gold. Red eyes like carved rubies. Beautiful skin like white jade, yet healthy-looking enough. Milk dispensers that would shame most busty women. And finally… nine fluffy tails sprouting from the buttocks.

So arousing…. I never thought I’d be aroused by a real 3D woman. As I was snickering with these thoughts, the being called a fox deity spoke again. 

– I-I am ready. Are you prepared to see my noble form and face? 

“…Honestly, I don’t think I’d be surprised by anything I see now. After seeing something this arousing, I don’t think I’d feel anything unless I saw something more beautiful.” 

– What nonsense! What reason is there that I wouldn’t be more beautiful than you! Now, behold, my noble form and face! Don’t faint from shock! 

As she spoke, the fox deity revealed herself from thin air, and the moment I saw her body and face, my mouth dropped open again. 

“Foxes really are bewitching beings. They are truly dangerous.” 

– You suddenly became calm? And what’s with that random comment? Isn’t it natural for foxes to bewitch humans?

“I thought there was nothing more surprising, but there was. It feels like the concept of beauty has disappeared from the world.” 

Now, looking at my body again, I wasn’t aroused at all. The appearance and body of that so-called fox deity was clearly a cheat. 

“…How much did you invest in your appearance customization? That level would have bankrupted several countries.” 

– Hoho, I actually did bankrupt countries. Unfortunately, I was sealed after making one fall.

Feeling chills at her expression of regret, I said to her: 

“Alright, if the one I’m serving is this arousing, it’s worth listening to. That semi-realistic artwork didn’t capture even 1/100th of your appeal.” 

– Still, that artist’s skill was quite exceptional for his time. In that era, they couldn’t capture even a speck of my noble face and form. 

“Enough bragging, so what do I need to do for you and me to survive? I think I heard something about life energy earlier. You’re not going to tell me to roll around with men in this body, are you?” 

If she said that, I’d bite my tongue off and commit suicide immediately. Thinking this while looking at her, she spoke to me in a gentle voice. 

– There’s no need to tangle bodies. Though achieving harmony of yin and yang is the best way to absorb life energy, that would be burdensome for you who was a man until just now. 

“Thanks for the consideration. But what’s another way to absorb it?” 

– It’s simple. Extract emotions related to love from others. It’s much less effective than the union of yin and yang, but it should be enough to survive. 

Emotions related to love…. The only first thing I thought was becoming an idol. But no, if a vulgar hikikomori like me had to do such things outside, I’d probably become depressed soon.

“The more targets, the better, right? Both for extending my life and for whatever you’re planning.” 

– Yes. I used considerable power to appoint you as my apostle. If you don’t accomplish anything within a week, I will probably cease to exist. 

“And if you cease to exist, I, as your apostle, will also disappear?” 

– You’re smarter than you look. Yes, you will also cease to exist with me, as if you never existed in this world from the beginning. 

Hearing her eerie words, I grabbed my aching head and parted my lips. A curse naturally flowed out 

“Fuck…. When I think about it, isn’t this fucked up? Getting caught by some weird minor deity… what kind of situation is this?” 

– W-What? Minor deity? I…! 

“As a deity who will cease to exist after a week of doing nothing, you don’t have the right to argue.” 

I was utterly confused. From the body change to being erased from the world if I didn’t do anything for a week, or rather, if I tried and didn’t achieve any result. 

Why was this only happening to me? I just looked at some arousing manga and had a normal happy time. 

“Haah, I’d rather die than become an idol, and I don’t have the sense or acting skills to be an entertainer or actor. As for being an athlete… what the fuck do you expect from a hikikomori?”

I just hated going out, or more broadly speaking, being active at all. If I liked going out and being active, I wouldn’t have lived like a bug in this small single room, jerking off three times a day.

Hmmm, something I could do without leaving home. Something that would make me famous enough if I succeeded. Something that would allow me to make plenty of money just by running my mouth once I became famous—

Ah…!

“That’s it, Internet broadcasting!”

NoBuenot