Ch.0Prologue
by fnovelpia
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Title: What the hell, this is scary as fuck, is this right?
Who the fuck recommended this? I asked for a masterpiece recommendation and some alien bastard with huge-ass eyes popped up and I thought my heart was going to stop
Whoever said this was a masterpiece, come out right now and I’ll pluck your eyes out for real
Comments
ㄴAren’t you that famous guy? You’re always playing thrillers, how are you scared of something like this?
ㄴThis guy thinks DigCraft is a thriller too lol. Asks for recommendations then whines like a bitch
ㄴBut didn’t he beat InLast in one go without looking at any guides?
ㄴIf you turn on the mosaic setting it’s not scary
Still just as difficult though
ㄴYeah this guy’s got good physical skills
ㄴIdiot
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It’s been a good 12 years since I started conquering various games.
I was restlessly looking for something new to play since I’d beaten everything already, so I tried a game recommended by the community.
The problem was getting eye-blasted by some bizarre creature that suddenly jumped out.
I’ve actually enjoyed most horror games as long as there was a censoring option.
But when the characters look like that to begin with, and there’s no censoring option, what am I supposed to do!
The fact that this cursed game is considered one of the greatest masterpieces recommended on YouTube is just…
And what’s this about DigCraft being a thriller?
Do they think I got traumatized by that scene where the Andyman opens his mouth and disappears by the water, so I bought the game but never played it?
….
Feeling awkward as unpleasant memories surfaced, I posted again on the community.
“Title: Seriously stop messing around and recommend a proper game
Need it ASAP
Comments ㅡ
ㄴWe’re all dried up trying to match your shitty taste, you bastard
ㄴIf you’re that scared, try installing this, it’s not bad (link)
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While reading the comments, I noticed a strange link and clicked on it without thinking.
It was a mod I could install for the game I was playing, but I was dumbfounded as soon as I saw the name.
“Come on, ‘Super Coward Mod’? Are they making fun of me…?”
Annoyed at these people who were clearly disrespecting me, I muttered to myself as I scrolled down.
“No matter what, this hurts my pride… huh?”
The description was very simple.
『Our Super Coward Mod changes the following for those of you with chicken-sized courage who are even scared of the base game ‘Snow Castle’!
Original image
(Some extremely grotesque giant tentacle monster)
Changed image
(A cute girl wearing a silly doll costume)
Not only that, we’ve removed everything in the game that might cause disgust or fear!
Even weapons become harmless!
Join the Super Coward Club, you little punk.
If you like it, shut up and hit the recommend button!』
After reading the entire mod description, I was irritated by the unnecessarily tough writing, but I couldn’t stop my hand from moving toward the download button.
“What devilish temptation. It’s clearly annoying, but I can’t help wanting to try it.”
All the bizarre creatures in this game would be changed to harmless, cute things.
Some creatures would even go beyond cute to become pretty characters.
This mod creator definitely knows what a weeb is.
I looked into it more to see if the mod would affect the story, but apparently installing mods like this doesn’t significantly impact the storyline, which was perfect.
It’s supposed to be a masterpiece, so I should give it a try.
The only concerning point was that the download count was 0, but I decided to ignore that.
Maybe the person who left that comment just created it.
At worst, I’d get a virus infection, right?
So I clicked the download button right away.
The mod didn’t have any viruses and seemed fine.
The problem was that my computer monitor emitted a flash of light, and after seeing it, I lost consciousness.
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