300. Birthday (4)

It was good that I sat down at the dining table.

But… what do I do from here on out?

Since they brought me the cake, logically speaking, I should just leave right away.

Even if we exchange favors and share the cake, how could I possibly stay here any longer after that?

…Should I lie and say I’m sleepy and just close my eyes for a bit?

If I say I’m going to sleep, won’t they definitely try something lewd secretly just for the thrill?

As I simulated all sorts of situations, trying desperately to fulfill my lewd desires.

“This cake is delicious. Where did you buy it?”

“Huh? Oh, that…, Ah. I don’t know either…”

“Ah, right. Because you didn’t buy it.”

“Yes, yes, yes.”

Suddenly, flick, the Madam shot an arrow at my head, so I reflexively ting ting deflected it and breathed a sigh of relief, my heart pounding.

…This person somehow feels like a cute yet scary guard dog protecting their Master.

She’s a bit shorter than me, but because everything else is so… well, that.

No, but does this body shape really make sense for a Korean woman?

I suspect, ‘Did she put something in it…?’, but I’ve seen it too many times even when she wears different clothes.

I’m not exactly small myself, but I really want to touch that once…

No, no, it’s not that, wanting to bury myself in it… even a woman could feel that way, right?

It’s not that I have that kind of preference, it’s just, um, should I say I want to feel maternal affection, or what…

“Anyway, thanks for the food. You eat slowly. You can leave right after you finish, or you can rest a bit before going. Do whatever you want.”

“Ah, yes. Then umm…, I have plans to go watch baseball today, so I’ll stay until 6 PM and then leave…”

“…Okay. Go ahead.”

“Ahaha, thank you, Ma…, um, uh…”

“Just call me unnie. We’ve known each other for a while, why are you so uncomfortable?”

However, unlike her ample, more than generous figure, Haeun unnie…’s seemingly scheming attitude felt strangely terrifying.

Clearly, just looking at their appearances, Jia seems sharper.

She’s much taller, her eyes are fiercer, and her way of speaking is a bit more pointed.

So why does the unnie… who treats me so sweetly and kindly feel scarier?

“When you’re done, just leave it. I’ll clean it up myself.”

“Yeees…”

…It must be because the Master is right there, holding the leash.

Unlike Jia, Haeun unnie… seems like she’d actually bite if the Master commanded, ‘Bite!’

I also felt a sense of dread, like if I tried to act familiar with the Master right now, I’d be dragged off to a corner immediately.

It’s always the people who smile sweetly who are the scariest, in manga and in real life.

“….”

But I absolutely did not run away from this dangerous space.

…Because I wanted to at least get my money’s worth for the cake.

While nibbling on the cake as slowly as possible, I got up from my chair and furtively glanced at the two of them washing dishes at the sink.

As if showing off how lovey-dovey they were, they were chatting and joking, even wearing matching aprons and nudging each other.

Convinced they would definitely do something weird amidst all that, my hands trembled with anticipation and nervousness as I took a sip of coffee.

“Pfft…”

…Right in front of me, the Master pulled the Madam into a tight hug, bent down, buried his nose in her neck, and sniffed playfully.

Haeun unnie, subjected to this right in front of a guest, didn’t even hit the Master’s back; instead, she hugged him warmly, buried his head resting on her collarbone into her chest, and smiled slightly.

Feeling strongly that I shouldn’t let them know I saw, I hastily wiped the coffee I’d accidentally spurted out with a tissue, clamped my mouth shut, and shoveled cake into my mouth as if nothing had happened.

“Hey, wait a sec…”

But perhaps they couldn’t hear my crunch crunch chewing of cake, as the two of them completely forgot my existence and instantly plunged into their own world.

Tuk, tuk, they unbuttoned her shirt, hidden by the apron.

Swoosh, though I couldn’t tell the direction, the sound of one of their hands lightly slipping under the other’s clothes brushed against my ears.

From the sound of water splashing in the sink, to the sound of swallowing.

Even the sound of exhaling lingered in my ears, adding a sense of reality to the scene I was desperately trying not to look at.

“…In the room.”

Haeun unnie’s tiny whisper reached my ears.

Only then, with the sound of hands withdrawing again, the dripping water stopped, and with slightly flushed faces, the two brushed past me and went into the room far away, slam!

…Seriously, they’re crazy, really.

What was that, what was that just now?

No, of course, the Master did this and that in front of me with Jia last time, but… that was strictly to shut me up.

He had called me over specifically for that purpose.

But today, I just dropped by to bring something?

And they’re still doing this?

In front of a guest, so openly?

…Crazy.

The best.

I feel like I can’t breathe…

“…Haa, haa…”

My throat was already practically choked from shoveling down the remaining cake, I almost died.

Only after gulping down the cooled coffee did my head calm down a bit. I quickly put the cleaned plate and cup into the sink, then hurried over to the room the two had entered, pressed my ear against the wall, and eavesdropped on the sounds coming out.

“Ah…, Ah! Hey, a little, gently…”

“You like it when I do it like this.”

…Already?

No, no. Come to think of it, they were probably already doing it long before I arrived.

They wouldn’t need foreplay, so it wouldn’t be strange if they just went straight for it… right?

…Is it strange?

“Ah…hey! Ouch, a l-little, it hurts…”

“Okay.”

“Haa…”

They’re really doing it, right?

Is that right?

Was it really like this?

At least in my memory, the Master on the bed wasn’t like this.

Jia, far from hurting, was panting and seemed like she was going crazy…

“Wait a sec, my back, back, back, back.”

“Stretch it out a bit.”

“Nn, uh… nn……”

They weren’t making sounds like they were dying from a mix of pain and relief.

Ah.

…No way.

“Nn, there, there, a little more…”

…These people.

Aren’t they trying to mess with me from the very beginning?

Thinking back, they were suspicious from the start.

They must have noticed why I came and created a suggestive atmosphere, then did this to make me look foolish when I mistakenly fantasized…!

“What are you two doing?”

Feeling like I was being fooled by that idiot couple, I couldn’t stand it and burst open the door.

“…Huh…?”

On the bed, where I thought they’d be giving each other massages and deliberately making lewd noises to trick me.

…Lay two people, naked except for underwear, covered by a blanket, sticking together intimately.

“…What the.”

“Ah, uh, that is…”

“…Could you close the door?”

“Ah…, Yes, yeees!”

Having clearly witnessed the scene of fornication I unexpectedly stumbled upon, I stammered incoherently, almost biting my tongue, gesturing awkwardly, but as soon as I heard unnie’s low voice, I slammed the door shut again and bolted right out the front door.

…What the, what the, seriously what?

Anyone could hear that it sounded like a massage.

They were deliberately making funny, lewd moans to trick me.

They noticed I bought the cake too, weren’t they trying to interrogate me earlier?

They knew all along and were just messing with me… that wasn’t it?

“…Aack…”

Feeling like I’d made a huge mistake and misunderstood everything, I punched my head thump, but my head was fine; my fingers hurt so much I could only writhe on the floor, enduring the pain.

…What did I just do?

I should have just listened to whatever sounds came my way and enjoyed them.

Bursting in on someone having sex and then hastily running out, what a nuisance and embarrassment…

“Are you okay?”

“Eek…!”

Before I even realized that the host, who was having sex in the room while leaving a guest unattended, was actually more of a sight for sore eyes,

The moment I saw a large shadow blocking my vision, I was startled again, hastily scrambling backward on my butt, trying to get as far away from the Master as possible.

…While not completely nude, the sight of his sticky, wet glans peeking out from outside his underwear and twitching was quite magnificently… grotesque.

“What the heck, barging into the room like that…. …Did you want to see that so badly?”

“Huh? Yes…?”

“I asked if you wanted to see my body. …You kept glancing at me with those lewd eyes earlier.”

Seeing Haeun unnie, also wearing only underwear, covering one breast with her arm, and approaching me step by step while looking down at me with a lewd gaze.

…She looked like a crazy psycho lesbian from a recent anime I watched.

“Want to see? …You look like you really want to.”

…Unfortunately, this unnie wasn’t a lesbian.

But she was definitely a crazy psychopath.

She stroked my chin as I sat on the floor, smiling at me with eyes full of madness.

“…Then follow me. Just sit there and watch. Don’t touch.”

Thus, with my chin held by Haeun unnie.

I had no choice but to nod forcibly, my wrist also grabbed.

I was dragged straight into that lewd and creepy room.

…For whatever was about to happen.

I held more anticipation than fear.