25.NTL Fantasy

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Yuna-ssi and I eventually decided to head towards the village.

Even if we couldn’t communicate verbally, we still needed to obtain food and find a place to stay, even if it meant resorting to body language.

And who knows? Maybe we’ll be able to communicate…

“Yuna-ssi will be able to do it.”

“Do what?”

“Since you’re so smart, you’ll be able to learn this language in one go, just like that!”

“Do you really think that makes sense?”

Yuna-ssi stuck out her tongue and turned her head away.

It seems my earlier remark had upset her.

Hmm.

I don’t think I said anything particularly wrong.

I’ll consume food, and Yuna-ssi will eat my nutrient-packed semen.

How fantastic…

“You’re being loud.”

“I didn’t say anything…”

“Hmph. You’re probably thinking something ridiculous right now. It’s obvious.”

“Tch.”

She knows me too well.

“Ah~ I wish we could run into a group of princesses in trouble while walking like this, rescue them, and then have a wizard among them cast a language-related magic spell so we can communicate and get invited to the castle to receive all sorts of help. Wouldn’t that be a great happening?”

“Your delusion is quite specific.”

“That kind of thing happens a lot in novels, you know.”

“Don’t think about thㅡ,”

“Kyaaaaaaak!!!”

“….”

“Oh.”

What is it? Could it be the situation I described???

“Let’s go!”

I quickly ran out.

“W, wait!”

Yuna-ssi followed behind.

Hehe. It was definitely a young woman’s voice. I wonder who it is.

No, wait a minute.

It might not be a person, right? Since this is another world, the voice might sound human-like, but the appearance could be a goblin or something… Ugh. That’s horrible.

Fortunately, that wasn’t the case.

The scene I saw when I ran to the sound was a typical cliche from a mass-produced fantasy novel.

A woman who looked like a noble young lady was sitting around a collapsed carriage, surrounded by several humans who appeared to be knights.

On the opposite side were several assassins wrapped in black robes.

There were more of them.

“Ooh! Fortunately, they look like normal people. The girl is pretty too.”

Kwak.

“Heuk!”

Yuna-ssi stepped on my foot.

Ah. I shouldn’t have said it out loud.

“@#$? !#$^%$&^%! #$*#%!”

One of the robed figures turned his head towards us and spoke.

But as expected, I don’t understand a single thing he’s saying.

“What are you saying? Speak Korean, Korean. Don’t you know? Are you stupid?”

“!@#$$$? #$#%.”

When the robed figure spoke again, one of the guys next to him ran towards us this time.

It seems like they told him to kill us.

“!$%^&!”

He was running with a relaxed expression, but he paused when he saw Yuna-ssi.

Then he turned back and started blabbering to the guy who seemed to be the leader, apparently smitten by Yuna-ssi’s beauty.

This won’t do.

Peok.

Since Yuna-ssi is my woman, I gave the guy who dared to covet her a flick on the forehead.

With a refreshing ‘took’ sound, the robed figure’s neck sank in like a turtle, and he died.

That’s what you get for coveting someone else’s property. Only I can do that.

“…?!”

Pultteok,

Everyone in the area was surprised when the robed figure collapsed.

It’s probably because they thought we were just some random commoners 1 and 2, but we have unbelievable power.

“Hmm~. I can’t understand the situation because I can’t communicate. So, you guys are the bad guys, right? Yeah. Even if you’re not, you’re going to die. Because there are no women.”

“…Are you crazy?”

Yuna-ssi interjected with a dumbfounded look, but she seems to generally agree, even though she says that.

No matter how you look at it, those guys are the bad ones, ㅡ at least in this scene. ㅡ And they attacked us first.

There’s no need to be lenient.

“Just in case, Yuna-ssi, let’s hide your strength. Let’s show the essence of a hidden OP character!”

“Hide what? You’ve already revealed everything.”

“I haven’t even revealed a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction.”

With those words, I walked towards the robed figures who were panicking.

“@%&^&!”

The leader guy reached out with both hands and said something, but since I can’t understand anything, his death is confirmed.

Before that, just in case, I went behind them and tapped everyone’s chest.

It would be a bit much to kill a woman.

“What? It’s really all guys. Anyone wearing bandages? Anyone crossdressing, raise your hand! I’ll spare you.”

“%&^!”

Everyone has a ‘What is this crazy bastard?’ expression, and no one feels ashamed.

It’s possible that they’re crossdressing women who are so easygoing that they don’t feel ashamed even when their chests are touched, but at this point, they’re just out. Let’s kill them.

With an indifferent face, I raised the back of my hand and tapped the air as if knocking.

Pang!

The basis is ‘Raging Grace,’ but I’m just applying it this way and that.

Thanks to that, the robed figure’s upper body was completely blown away, and he died.

Only corpses and silence remained.

“It’s over.”

Since I was dirtied with blood and flesh, I used the Clean button.

However, this is for removing waste from inside the body, so it didn’t really mean anything.

“Ah….”

“Are you stupid?”

Yuna-ssi approached and scolded me, then took out a round button and rubbed it on my face.

Then, not only did the blood and such on my skin completely disappear, but even my dirty clothes were all cleaned.

“Ooh! What is this?”

“Eun-ju-ssi developed it recently. It’s an item that removes all contaminants that the target is covered in. It’s still a prototype, so I had it for testing.”

“Ah-ha.”

This is good. What’s the name?

“It doesn’t have one yet.”

“Then let’s name it.”

“Let’s do that later. Someone is approaching from over there.”

When I looked where Yuna-ssi pointed with her face, I saw a few knights surrounding the noblewoman and being wary of us, and one knight approaching as a representative.

Hmm.

Is this guy the leader? He’s young but has an arrogant face.

“$@#^^? $#%#^.”

“What are you saying? I told you to speak Korean.”

He shook his head and said something to the back.

Then a boy who looked like a kid came running up and cast some kind of magic on Yuna-ssi and me.

“Can you understand now?”

“…Thanks for the typical mass-produced fantasy cliche.”

Saseuga mass-produced fantasy….

“What? What does that mean?”

“Never mind.”

The knight slightly frowned.

And around that time, the noble girl walked out from behind him.

The surrounding knights tried to stop her.

“Agassi!”

“It’s okay. It doesn’t seem like there’s any point in being wary.”

To describe her impression in a simple image, she’s like a class president or student council president who values rules very much within the school, but her face and body are incredibly sexy.

She has pink bobbed hair. And judging from the knights’ attire and the carriage, it seems to be the Middle Ages, but she’s wearing glasses. Thin rimless glasses at that.

Below, she has a body with curves in all the right places, and she’s wearing a strange outfit that’s neither a dress nor a suit.

As she approached, the leader subtly stepped back and stood next to her.

She bowed her head slightly and greeted us, then continued in a gentle voice.

“First of all, thank you for saving us.”

“It’s nothing.”

“…I’d like to offer some kind of reward, but unfortunately, I don’t have anything with me right now. Not in this state. Do you have any plans for the future?”

“I don’t.”

“You…!”

The leader seemed to be about to say something, offended by the informal speech, but the woman raised her hand to stop him.

Ah. These are all scenes I’ve seen somewhere before~.

“Then, if it’s not too much trouble, would you like to come with me to my territory? I’ll reward you handsomely.”

Huh…?

She’s not a young lady, but the lord herself?

“Yuna-ssi, what do you think? She’s begging us to protect her while she goes.”

“….”

The woman’s eyebrows twitched near the word ‘begging.’

Hehe.

She’s speaking politely, but she’s a noble, so she must have a strong pride.

“You’re going to do whatever you want anyway. Why are you asking?”

“Hey~ If Yuna-ssi says she doesn’t like it, of course, I don’t like it either. Aren’t couples of one mind?”

“…Hmph.”

Yuna-ssi turned her head away, seemingly not in a good mood since the female lord appeared.

“Are you…a couple? You two.”

It was the woman who showed interest.

“Yeah. But who are you? Why are you doing this here?”

“Ah….”

She exclaimed as if she had realized something.

“This person is Larna El Rizein, the promising head of the Rizein family of the Reisel Kingdom and the Baron-nim who governs the Rizein region! If you understand, bow your heads!”

The leader introduced her in her stead.

Hmm. A baron. Not bad. Should I settle down for a while and try various things?

“I see. I thought you were just a noble’s daughter. You look very young.”

“You! Even though you knew who this person was, you had such impureㅡ,”

“What? You’re a weakling.”

“Wh, weak…ling…?!”

“Why don’t you just fire him? He doesn’t seem particularly skilled.”

“…He’s my fiancé.”

“Oh?”

“Anyway…yes. As you said, I desperately need your company. Would you come to my territory with me?”

Fiancé?

This….

Completely hori…

Kkwak.

“Hieuk!”

“What are you smirking about? It’s creepy.”

Yuna-ssi pinched my side.

Ugh. Did she hear my thoughts?