16. Lovely Mr. Love.

Whatever, Sarang-ssi is expressing the words ‘get lost quickly’ in a roundabout way.

So confident, so cool.

It must be a real pain in the ass from that guy’s perspective.

 

 

“Y…you…!”

 

He’s unleashing the ‘Y…you…!’ that’s a characteristic of old farts, looking like he’s about to slap her.

His face is red like a tomato.

 

 

Well, why did you pick a fight you couldn’t win? If he’s already a Special Forces Regimental Commander as a Lieutenant Colonel, isn’t that saying something?

 

 

“You…you seem to be acting like this because you trust Commander Han, but this is clearly insubordination. Do you know that?”

“…?”

 

Sarang-ssi gave him a look that genuinely said, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’

Because she’s such a pretty person, even that expression was lovely.

 

 

That’s my girl.

 

“Excuse me, but what exactly did I say or do that offended you so much? I don’t understand.”

“That attitude! That look! Even the way you talk! I can’t see it as treating a superior at all!!”

“Um…excuse me, customer…”

 

 

As attention focused and things got noisy, the employees who had been stamping their feet came over and started trying to stop him.

Plus, some of the customers even started filming, so it looks like it’ll be all over Face Book and Birdie Birdie by this afternoon.

 

 

Hmm.

Am I going to become an internet star?

 

 

 

 

“Hey. Isn’t that Han Sarang?”

“I think so?”

“Wow…to actually see a crazy bitch in real life.”

“Shhh. She might start shooting. It’s best to avoid crazy people.”

“But she is pretty, though.”

“You wanna die?”

 

 

Some people who recognized Sarang-ssi quickly finished paying and left the store, and that became a trend, accelerating more and more. Among them, there was even a war correspondent-esque person filming until the moment they left.

 

 

“Uh, uh…?”

 

Before the employees and manager could even panic, the store was emptying more and more.

Now even the staff are giving up.

 

No…she’s clearly on vacation, is there really a need to be that scared…even if she is a crazy bitch…

 

 

“Hmph. Well, from the start, she’s a bitch with a messed up personality, so she’s doing things like that. Do you know how much trouble our military has gone through because of you? That’s why there’s a saying that if the hen crows, the family will be ruined. There’s nothing wrong with old sayings.”

“…That’s going too far!”

 

Before Sarang-ssi could even reply, the Captain, who was burning with anger, charged forward first.

I smell something fun.

 

 

“What did you say?”

“How deeply the Regimental Commander thinks! How can a superior just curse without knowing anything!”

“Captain Im Hak-bong!! What’s a junior officer doing butting in!”

 

He’s just a Captain daring to act up to a Colonel, but Han Sarang instead scolded him and made him step back.

 

 

“Ha! Like superior, like subordinate…very…you guys are doing great. Is this…is this the military? These days, young people have shit for brains and can’t even tell who’s above and below!”

 

Now the Colonel’s rage gauge is truly maxed out.

 

 

I should step in soon. I need to hold my lovely Han Sarang-ssi in my arms. I also don’t like that bald bastard looking over my girl.

 

 

 

Clap clap clap.

 

 

 

I clapped my hands to get their attention.

 

 

“Okay. Enough with the bullshit, I’m starting to get annoyed, so can you get lost?”

“…What?”

“I said get lost, because I’m annoyed. Hoi.”

 

I even gestured kindly, but blasphemously, the Colonel was angry at me.

 

“You’re just a young punk!”

“Do you want to get your ass beat by that young punk and get grilled like pork belly? Or do you want all your corruption, real and imagined, exposed and go to jail? Should I strip you naked? I don’t have a taste for dirty middle-aged men’s naked bodies, but if it’s for our Sarang-ssi, it’s a different story.”

“You son of a bitch!”

“C, Colonel-nim!”

 

He finally raises his fist.

A civilian…well, a soldier, but anyway, from an adventurer’s perspective, he’s a civilian, and that civilian is raising his fist at an adventurer, and the strongest one at that.

 

 

And his subordinates barely manage to stop him.

 

“You can’t fight! That guy is the strongest adventurer in Korea!”

“L, let’s back down here for now and formally protest later!”

“Eek!”

 

 

But he’s not completely clueless, he somehow suppresses his anger and endures.

 

“…I don’t know what your relationship is with that bitch…but you’ve made a mistake. Do you think there’s only one General in the Republic of Korea?”

“I don’t know about that, but I do remember bursting the balls of the Lieutenant General of the 7th Mobile Corps.”

 

Thinking about it now, I didn’t have to kill him. I was too harsh. Sorry, mister. I hope you’re in heaven.

 

 

“And relationship…what kind of relationship do Sarang-ssi and I have?”

 

 

When I glanced at Sarang-ssi, she turned her head towards me too.

Our eyes met and some kind of conversation took place…yeah right, she’s looking at me with an expression that says ‘What are you doing?’ It’s like she’s nagging me not to make the situation worse.

 

 

Even that face is pretty.

 

 

Yup.

If she’s pretty, that’s all that matters.

 

 

While admiring her pretty face, she sighed softly, then started opening her lips, exuding a will to handle it herself.

She’s probably going to apologize and smooth things over, but I can’t let that happen.

 

 

My girl doesn’t need apologies.

 

 

 

Wham!

 

 

 

 

I stretched out my left arm and wrapped it around Sarang-ssi’s waist.

Ah.

It’s surprisingly slender.

There’s no flab at all, and rather, firm muscles and bouncy, soft flesh are in amazing harmony.

 

I can tell at a glance that she’s doing a lot of physical training.

 

 

“Mmph…!”

 

 

She was roughly pulled into my arms.

Her black bobbed hair fluttered and a fragrant shampoo scent spread.

 

 

 

 

“This woman’s boyfriend. That’s me.”

“!!!”

 

 

Sarang-ssi, who was in my arms, gasped in surprise, and the Colonel and his group were shocked.

Plus, the Captain’s entire face turned red and exploded.

 

 

“W, w, what kind of bullshit is this…!!!!”

 

 

They’re trying to pull us apart, but no way. Sarang-ssi is mine.

 

 

 

I dodged the charging Captain and declared, looking at the people who were still here, mouths open, filming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“So from now on, if anyone touches my girl, whether they’re a Colonel, a General, or the President, they’re all dead. By my hand.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Squeeze!

 

 

“What the hell are you thinking!!!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

The incident was settled for the time being.

 

 

The Colonel, who was scared shitless, left the store spouting nonsense, and I rented the entire store on the spot.

 

 

And right after that, Captain Im Hak-bong grabbed me by the collar.

Hehe. His face is quite a sight.

 

 

“What?”

“Because of…because of you…!”

“What did I do?”

“You’re acting however you want without even considering the Lieutenant Colonel-nim’s position!!”

“Do you consider it? Do you even know?”

“What?!!”

 

 

I shook off the Captain’s hand, who was still in tomato mode, and pulled Sarang-ssi, who still had a dazed look on her face, into my arms.

Then I brought my lips to her white cheek.

 

 

Chuu.

 

 

“Hee!”

 

Sarang-ssi finally snapped out of it, startled.

Ah. I think she’s become even more lovely.

 

 

“Y…you…!!”

“Why are you standing there like that? Why don’t we eat?”

 

I offered a meal with gentlemanly manners and sat down with Sarang-ssi.

 

 

“What are you…”

 

 

She opened her mouth after about ten minutes, wearing an expression of disbelief.

It’s hard to imagine that she’s the commander who ordered the firing and massacred countless Megals that day.

In this place right now, she’s just one woman.

 

 

I gently grabbed her chin and touched her forehead to mine.

 

 

“Your heart was pounding, wasn’t it?”

“N…no, I…”

 

Her face turns red.

Hehehe.

So cute.

 

 

Chuup.

 

 

“!!!”

 

 

She was so cute that I kissed her.

 

 

Soft and hot lips, and beyond that, a stiff tongue.

I devoured her with the momentum to eat everything, then hugged her tightly and became engrossed.

 

 

I glanced sideways at the Captain, and he seemed to have blown a fuse from being too angry. He’s just moving his mouth, unable to do anything.

 

 

 

Chuu.

 

 

 

 

After a fairly deep kiss, I took my lips away, and a connection was created between her and me.

It stretched out like cheese and then broke.

 

 

“Now she’s my girl.”

 

 

One more kiss.

This time it’s a short peck.

 

 

But it’s just as electrifying as the deep kiss from before.

 

 

 

Bang!

 

 

“You bastard!!!”

 

 

Expensive foods fall to the floor, and wine glasses containing expensive wine are shattered.

The employees who had suffered earlier glare with dagger eyes and sigh.

 

 

“Woah. What’s wrong? Sarang-ssi is staying still, why is he making such a fuss?”

 

 

The Captain glares.

The secretary noona shook her head. Completely in popcorn-eating mode.

 

 

“Sarang-ssi. Do you dislike it?”

“…Excuse me?”

“Do you dislike kissing me?”

“Lieutenant Colonel-nim! Get away from that guy immediately!! And punish him!! Not only did he hug you without permission, but he even kissed you! This is clearly-“

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Shut up, you virgin wanker. Can’t you tell by her expression? Sarang-ssi is my girl now.”