16. Lovely Mr. Love.

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Han Sarang’s words were like a bolt from the blue.

 

Of course, some of the officers had already gone home, and some were on vacation, but those who had left work were made to come back, and those on vacation were ordered to return.

 

 

If the officers were in that state, how could the soldiers be okay? By Sarang-ssi’s special order, all troops except for a bare minimum were assembled in each battalion’s training ground with full gear. That’s roughly 2,300 soldiers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

About an hour after her order was issued, the officers who had left work began to arrive one after another.

They all had grim faces, having heard that something serious had happened.

 

 

 

 

 

“What kind of dumbass did that shit?”

“…It’s a Sergeant and a Private…Unfortunately, the Battalion Commander caught them…”

“That’s why I told you to keep a close watch!”

 

A Company Commander was sweating profusely while chewing out the Platoon Leader.

He looked to be in his forties.

He was much older and had more experience than Lieutenant Colonel Han Sarang, but he couldn’t dare to talk back.

Being the daughter of a four-star general overrides all seniority.

 

 

 

 

 

As time passed, everyone except the officers on leave finally gathered.

Han Sarang, who had changed into her combat uniform, stood on the platform.

Her stern face spoke volumes about her mood.

 

 

Everyone was silent.

 

 

“Today, a very serious problem has occurred in our unit.”

 

Even without using a microphone or loudspeaker, her voice carried far.

 

“Not only did two sentries order delivery food while on duty, but they also committed the unprecedented act of telling the password to a civilian delivery person.”

 

They had heard about it, but hearing it from the Battalion Commander made the situation feel different.

The officers murmured.

 

 

“To make matters worse, when the officer of the day and duty officer were called to reprimand the issue, both were absent. The officer of the day passed everything on to his subordinate and left work as he pleased, and the duty officer had soldiers keep watch while he slept in the lounge.”

 

In rear units, it’s practically part of the routine. Leaving work is a bit much, but hiding somewhere to sleep is commonplace.

 

 

But this place is in the front lines, and it’s a front-line unit due to the dungeon unit’s characteristics. Not a single small mistake can be overlooked.

 

 

“It’s only been three days since I left my post. How can you become so lazy in just three days? Is this even a military? Starting with the officers! Because you’re lax, the soldiers become like that too! Did you let your guard down because this is downtown? Because people come and go, cars come and go, and the city lights are bright, does it not feel like a military?”

“No, ma’am!!”

 

 

The officers, who weren’t junior officers and rarely had to do it, were now doing call and response.

They couldn’t possibly feel good about being scolded by a young woman, but they all listened silently.

 

 

“We don’t know when monsters will run rampant, and we don’t know when adventurers will become powerful. We! Are the front-line unit that must protect this city from such unprecedented beings!”

 

Han Sarang’s sermon continued for a while.

 

After about ten minutes, the long-awaited final sentence.

 

 

 

 

“We will catch the lazy spirit with training.”

“Shit….”

 

 

Curses burst out from all directions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Unfortunately, I came to visit him alone.

Actually, I wanted to see Sarang-ssi scolding him, but Sarang-ssi, who was very angry, pushed me away, saying it was a military secret, and I ended up coming to the hospital like this.

 

 

Still, this is something. Being able to come to the military hospital. I can flirt with Sarang-ssi later.

 

 

“And I can properly mess with him.”

 

 

Actually, if I came with Sarang-ssi, I might be able to rub it in, but there’s a high chance I wouldn’t be able to do anything really bad. Well, it’s not like I’m trying to do anything huge, but it’s hard when there are people around.

 

 

 

 

 

“Yo-.”

 

 

Anyway, the hospital room.

Thanks to Sarang-ssi’s influence, I was able to visit him with acquaintance buff.

 

“…!”

 

 

His appearance was truly miserable.

I almost felt sorry for him.

 

 

He was sitting on the white bed, without limbs. Ah, this poor situation.

 

 

“How’s your body?”

“You…!”

 

He burns with animosity.

 

 

“Don’t look at me like that. I came to visit you?”

 

 

I approached him and put the shopping bag on the floor.

 

 

“It’s a top-quality Korean beef set. Grill it later. Oh, and I thought you might be lonely, so I bought you some adult magazines. How is it? The best, right? I specially picked out the ones with models who look like Sarang-ssi.”

“You bastard…!”

 

His eyes, glaring at me, turned red with blood.

Wow. He looks like a zombie like that.

 

“Since you like Sarang-ssi, if you think about her while doing it…Ah! You can’t even beat your meat anymore. Oh my….”

“You son of a bitch!!!”

 

 

He suddenly gets up.

No, he tried to get up.

 

Unfortunately, since he had no means to support himself, he fell back down and repeated it several times in frustration.

 

 

“Don’t bother trying.”

“Shut up!!!”

“I said don’t bother trying. Take it as a life lesson and just live. Give up on Sarang-ssi.”

“Uaaaaaaah!!!”

 

 

He struggles wildly, but can’t reach me. He’s just waving in the air.

Perhaps because he was so frustrated, he was already crying.

 

 

“Don’t you know the saying? If a crow-tit tries to follow a stork, its legs will split. You need to know your place.”

“Eeeeek!!”

 

 

Lieutenant Im is struggling pathetically.

But he can’t do anything.

 

“Why did you go into the dungeon? Tsk tsk tsk. If you had been injured during training, I wouldn’t be looking down on you like this. What are you doing like a fool?”

“Kuaaaaaaaaack!!!!”

 

Like a zombie, he screams and rushes at me.

But as expected, he can’t reach me and falls to the floor.

 

 

“Oh my. You shouldn’t do that. You have to live a long life and watch the world, right? That way, you can see Sarang-ssi become my concubine and all that.”

“Con…concubine…?”

“Yeah. Concubine. I have a lot of women. Let’s see…If I take Sonya-ssi, Sora-nuna, and Yuna-ssi as wives…Oh. Sarang-ssi is next. If you do well, I might take you as a wife instead of a concubine.”

“….”

 

 

Lieutenant Im looked up at me as if he was in despair.

There was something beyond even anger in that expression.

 

 

“Just…just a concubine…? The guy who got that person…the words that guy is saying…are concubine…?”

“How many times do I have to say it for you to understand? This body has a lot of women. Even if you just look at the order, Sarang-ssi is a concubine. Well, it’s not like I can’t take you as a wife.”

“You….”

 

 

The subsided anger was revived.

As much as he felt despair, hatred was added and covered his eyes.

 

“You son of a…!”

“Son of what? Are you a martial arts novel? What’s with the ‘son of’? How old-fashioned.”

 

Im Hak-bong screamed.

He doesn’t even have the strength to rush at me anymore. He’s just glaring at me.

 

“Well. I’ve said everything I wanted to say, so I’m leaving now. I probably won’t see you again, right? Of course, you’ll see me on TV or the internet. Keep watching. Then someday you’ll see Sarang-ssi too. Next to me.”

 

 

I left the room with those words.

I ignored the screams from behind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah.

 

That’s right. I can’t forget the last word either.

 

 

I put my head back into the room,

 

 

 

 

 

 

“By the way. Are you curious? How Sarang-ssi was. I’ll tell you as a last act of mercy since you’ll never know in your life.”

 

 

I gave him the most despicable smile I could.

No, that kind of smile came out without me trying. I can’t help it. The pleasure of NTL is…

 

 

“Sarang-ssi is so delicious? Maybe it’s because she’s a soldier, but her body is very well-proportioned, and her breasts are bigger than they look. Above all, her tightness…Keu~. You won’t know unless you put it in. How well she tightens.”

“Uaeoeaeuaeoeangaeaaaaaa!!!”

 

Lieutenant Im, hearing my words, crawled across the floor with tears streaming down his face.

 

 

“Well, then, goodbye for real~!”

 

 

And I closed the door.

 

 

 

 

 

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“Oh. Sarang-ssi, are you done?”

“…Yes.”

 

 

When I came out of the hospital, Sarang-ssi was waiting for me.

 

“You could have just come in.”

“…It’s okay. It’s a bit much to say this now, but I didn’t really want to see him.”

“Ah.”

 

 

My sympathy is all gone.

The relationship was already quite insulting from the start. This reaction isn’t unreasonable.

 

“What’s going to happen? To that person.”

 

I asked as we walked together naturally.

She said bitterly.

 

 

“Still, he’s a soldier who once served the country. We have to protect his honor at least. It will be said to the world that he was injured while working for the noble operation of the military…something like that.”

“Operation?”

“Yes. Anyway, the military will have to explore dungeons someday, and there are plans for that, so it will be a suitable reason.”

“I see.”

 

Well, either way, it’s a downfall.

That’s too bad. Why did you go into the dungeon?

 

 

“Sarang-ssi.”

“Yes.”

“You look good in uniform.”

“…Thank you.”

“In that sense, I’m excited.”

“…Pardon?”

 

 

Thinking of Im Hak-bong, who is still crying, I put my arm around Sarang-ssi’s waist.

Fortunately, there are several secluded places around.

I dragged her to one of them.

 

 

“Wait…not in this outfit!”

“Then suck me off.”

 

Perhaps because it was a sacred (?) military uniform, she refused to have sex, but when I asked for a blowjob, she reluctantly nodded.

 

 

As she carefully took off my pants and grabbed my sturdy thing, she suddenly remembered something and asked me.

 

 

“Are we…dating?”