16. Lovely Mr. Love.

Well, that bastard is a bit pitiful, but it’s not like he got hurt working in a factory, or had a gun accident or grenade accident in the military, or got into a traffic accident outside,

 

 

 

 

It’s a disaster that happened because he couldn’t control his own fire and went into the dungeon.

 

 

 

 

That’s what I mean.

He’s getting what he deserves.

 

We need to make such a bad guy feel the reality deep in his bones.

The reality that if he covets my woman, not only his body but also his mind will be ruined.

 

 

A crow-tit will burst its crotch if it tries to follow a phoenix.

 

 

 

“Then it’s not good to go empty-handed, so let’s buy a gift.”

“I haven’t said it’s okay yet….”

“Aww~ We’re close, you know.”

“….”

 

 

Sarang-ssi hesitated with a ‘what should I do’ look, and eventually nodded.

 

 

“Okay. But only the hospital.”

“Ooh. Of course.”

 

I hugged Sarang-ssi tightly.

She stiffened for a moment and then hugged my waist.

 

 

 

 

 

+++

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Good. I should buy this too.”

“…Those are prohibited items.”

“Aww~ Please let this much slide, even if he’s a terrible subordinate.”

“….”

 

 

The gift that Sarang-ssi said no to was an adult magazine.

A model in underwear taking a sexy pose, this can be said to be a soldier’s essential item, but of course, the reason I’m taking this is to rub it in. Keu keu keu… Since he doesn’t have hands, he can’t even masturbate, right?

 

 

Ah. Then he can’t even read books. How unfortunate.

 

 

“Since he has to live with that body for the rest of his life, I should take diapers too. Ah. And tissues.”

“What are you planning to do to the unit….”

 

 

Sarang-ssi is pouting next to me.

She’s cute as always.

 

 

“You’re getting discharged soon anyway, right? He won’t be able to stay in the military with that body.”

“Hoo….”

 

She sighs.

Even that is pretty.

 

 

“But Sarang-ssi.”

“Yes.”

“Sarang-ssi is a regiment commander, but doesn’t she have a driver or other adjutants?”

“I do, but I sent them to rest when I took leave.”

“Ah-ha.”

 

 

 

 

 

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After roughly buying things, eating, and having sex, it was late evening when the sun was setting.

 

 

“…Are you really going?”

 

After a hot round of fun, Sarang-ssi asked in a changed tone.

Of course, I have to go. I can fulfill three romances at once: hospital sex + unit sex + rubbing it in, so of course, I have to go.

 

 

“Then can we stop by the guard post on the way?”

“Guard post?”

“Yes. Since the regiment commander is away, I thought they might be lax.”

“Ah-ha.”

 

Of course, they’ll be lax… but does she really have to….

 

 

“Well, let’s do that.”

 

 

I lightly agreed.

After all, I wasn’t a soldier who had to do a review, nor was I a driver who had to drive a roundabout route.

 

 

But we didn’t know.

How much of an enormous incident that would make us witness….

 

 

 

 

 

 

+++

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Hoo… Shit. When will this end? This is fucking awful.”

 

 

Three stripes.

What they call a senior private.

 

 

“…Still, we’re lucky, you know. It’s not far from the city.”

“What’s so lucky about it? It’s even more fucked up because we can see the city.”

“Is that so?”

 

 

The two soldiers guarding the guard post stared ahead while chatting.

The soldier next to the sergeant is a private, a soldier who just entered the unit.

 

 

Originally, he would be put into guard duty in earnest after becoming a private first class… but his luck and timing were bad.

 

 

“Of course! Imagine the regiment commander taking off her clothes right in front of you.”

“Ugh….”

“Shit. That’s exactly what’s fucked up. She’s so hot, but you can’t do anything. You can’t even touch her.”

 

Usually, regiment commanders tend to be avoided, but Han Sarang was quite popular thanks to her unique atmosphere and beauty that could absolutely captivate men’s hearts.

 

 

Of course, that doesn’t mean they can handle the review. It’s just that she’s better compared to regiment commanders from other units.

 

 

The regiment commander is a king.

When information comes that the king is visiting the unit, it’s the soldiers who suffer.

 

 

Moreover, there are quite a few people among the officers who admire Han Sarang, so it becomes even more fucked up during Han Sarang’s review.

 

 

“By the way, the regiment commander-nim is really pretty. I want to be held by her.”

“You crazy bastard… I agree.”

“Hehe. Will that day ever come?”

“Will it, you idiot.”

“You’re too much.”

“In the first place… there’s nothing good about being close to that bitch. Especially for soldiers like us.”

“…Why is that?”

“You know about the Gangnam Massacre, right?”

“Ah.”

“The regiment commander caused that. And that was when she was a major. My buddy is in that battalion, and he said he’s never seen such a crazy bitch before.”

“Is her personality strange?”

“No. It’s normal. That’s what makes it even scarier. That ordinary woman went to the scene and completely changed, giving the order to fire without any hesitation. Could you shoot if you were her?”

“Ugh….”

“Anyway… it’s best not to get involved. I don’t know if that’s possible since she’s become the regiment commander.”

 

While they were talking about the regiment commander for a while, a motorcycle turned and entered from the road over there.

 

 

“Oh. It’s coming.”

“Ooh… It’s been a while….”

“Hehe. This is one of the few advantages of an urban unit.”

“But is this really okay?”

“It’s not.”

“Hiek.”

“But you know what? This world is all about getting away with it if you don’t get caught. And is it even right that they won’t let us eat chicken when they’ve stuck us here for two years? Huh?”

“It’s not right, malimnida.”

“Yeah. That’s how it is.”

 

 

Before they knew it, the motorcycle was right in front of them.

The two soldiers formally challenged it.

 

 

“Hands up! Move and I’ll shoot. Mullang!”

 

The man wearing a helmet got off the motorcycle and raised both arms.

 

“Mallang.”

“What’s your business?”

“Chicken delivery.”

 

Cheok.

 

The sergeant lowered his gun first, and the private followed suit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Ah. Why are you so late?”

“The traffic was a bit heavy… It’s Friday night after all.”

 

 

Perhaps it happened quite often, the tense atmosphere melted away like snow.

 

 

“I have to eat this quickly. If things go wrong, I might have to eat it with the guys coming behind….”

“Here’s carbonara chicken and hot barbecue chicken.”

“Oooo!!”

 

 

The private’s eyes widened.

There seems to be no more delicious food smell in the world.

 

“You rascal. Your eyes are going to pop out.”

 

While he was familiarly finishing the calculation, a luxury foreign car turned and entered from the road over there.

 

 

“Sergeant Kim-nim! There’s one coming over there!”

“Ah, what is it. I’m busy.”

“A Lam…borghini? It’s a really fancy car!”

“Shit… What crazy bastard comes to the unit in that? Is he crazy? You do it first. I have to pay.”

“Yes. I understand!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+++

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Isn’t that a delivery motorcycle?”

“….”

 

 

It’s night, but you can still see everything. Especially if you’re not far from the city.

 

 

“…Let’s get off for now.”

 

 

Sarang-ssi said in a calm voice.

Hmm… She seems angry.

 

 

I roughly parked Ah Heuk-yi and walked.

And before long,

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Hands up! Move and I’ll shoot. Password!”

“Raise your hands first. I’ll give the answer.”

“Yes, sir.”

I raised my hands as Sarang-ssi said.

 

“Password not memorized.”

“Yo, you’re a woman?”

“….”

“Ahem… Are you returning from leave? What’s your identity?”

 

“Regiment commander.”

 

“?????? Ha, hahaha, are you Regiment Commander Han Sarang-nim??”

“That’s right.”

 

What. He’s cute. Is he a private?

 

“Ah… um….”

 

 

I can feel him panicking from here.

Well.

A lieutenant colonel visited when he’s just a private… I’d be nervous too.

 

 

Of course, I’m not going to the military, hehehe.

 

 

“U, um… I can’t confirm your identity here, so please kneel there!”

“….”

 

 

It was an absurd request, but I did so as Han Sarang-ssi complied without saying anything.

 

 

“Is it always like this?”

“It varies each time, but usually, if you reveal that you’re on leave, they just check and let you in, but….”

 

 

Sarang-ssi’s eyes sparkled.

 

 

“It’s going to be difficult to let me in now, right.”

“Ah. Delivery.”

 

When I listened closely, I could hear the sentry talking to someone.

 

 

 

“Sergeant Kim-nim! Big trouble!! It’s the regiment commander!!!!”

“What? Regiment commander?”

“H, hey. Regiment commander? I heard she went on vacation??”

“Mister, hide somewhere nearby for now. If this gets out, all three of us are screwed!”

“Hey, you bastard. How can I when the motorcycle is right there??”

“Heok!”

 

 

What a sight.

 

 

“Can you hear them?”

“Are they saying something?”

 

 

I conveyed everything to Sarang-ssi.

 

 

“…Since it’s conscription, these kinds of incidents happen.”

“I see. What are you going to do?”

“Of course, I’ll handle it according to military law.”

“Ah-ha.”

 

 

 

 

 

After a while, a soldier came running in a hurry.

He saw us (or rather, Sarang-ssi) kneeling with our hands up, and hurriedly saluted and said we could stand up.

 

 

“What brings you here, Regiment Commander-nim? I heard you were on vacation!”

 

 

He looks very disciplined.

 

 

“More than that, what’s that motorcycle?”

“Ah….”

 

As expected of Sarang-ssi. Straight to the point. It feels like she doesn’t allow small talk.

 

“That….”

 

 

Following him, even the private ran over.

Seeing that, Sarang-ssi

 

 

“Hey! Why are you coming too? Who’s guarding the guard post?”

“Hiek! I’m sorry!!!”

 

 

He hurriedly returns to the guard post.

 

“I’ll ask one more time. What’s that?”

“It’s… a motorcycle.”

“Are you playing with me right now?”

“No, I’m not!”

“If my eyes aren’t deceiving me, it says chicken delivery, so what’s going on?”

“….”

 

 

The soldier couldn’t answer.

He made eye contact with me, but unfortunately, I have no intention of helping him.

 

 

Honestly…

 

 

This seems more fun than visiting the sick… Haha.

 

 

“It seems that someone working as a sentry at night not only ordered chicken delivery but also told the password to a civilian. Is that wrong?”

“Th… that’s…”

“….”

 

 

Sarang-ssi took a deep breath.

It looks like she’s holding back her anger.

 

That anger that she held back…

She spat it out in a tremendous word.

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Have all the officers gather.”