16. Lovely Mr. Love.

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I opened my eyes.

This is the Abyss.

A place like the Abyss.

When the mind is disturbed or extremely confused,

humans often come here.

“Me…?”

There’s no pain here.

I erased such things.

All I feel is contemplation on the unbelievable reality.

It might be a boring space because there’s nothing and it’s just a dark space.

But it’s not.

I might feel regret, but I’m not bored.

I might feel anger, but I’m not bored.

He thought.

Why am I in a place like this?

Why am I standing blankly in a place like this?

What kind of reality am I facing right now?

“….”

I inadvertently looked down.

All I see is a thick body.

A well-maintained, muscular body.

It’s enough to make the faces of many women blush, but even so, important things are missing.

Arms and legs.

All four limbs don’t progress from a certain point.

Looking closely, both arms are torn off from around the shoulders, the left leg from the thigh just above the knee, and the right leg from the thigh near the groin.

It’s already unfair to not have limbs, but even the balance is off.

“Ah…!”

He, realizing his condition, let out a short scream.

It’s not because the level of surprise, anger, or unfairness is low.

Rather, the degree was so strong that only a short scream came out, not a long one.

Could this be a dream?

Is it reality?

It’s reality.

Then why the hell am I in this state?

What was done to me?

I was eaten by zombies.

How did I survive in that?

Who saved me?

The bitch who saved me cut off my legs.

Why did she cut off my legs?

Does she have a grudge against me?

That bitch was Yu-eun’s slave.

Then all of this

is it all Yu-eun’s fault?

Yes. It’s because of Yu-eun.

No, wait a minute.

If I hadn’t gone into the dungeon in the first place, this wouldn’t have happened.

So…it’s all my fault.

“Ugh….”

Uncontrollable anger surged up.

What the fuck did I do?

Why did I go into the dungeon?

With what confidence?

What did I believe in?

Didn’t I know it would turn out like this?

Didn’t I know that crazy짓 (jit) has a different price?

“You 병신 (byeongshin)!!!”

I scream at my past self.

The all-black space displays scenes like a movie.

Giving Sarang a hard time,

getting dumped,

and finally running out and entering the dungeon…

The scene of that foolishness.

I screamed.

I had no choice.

Because I know the result.

Because I know the end.

I screamed at the top of my lungs.

But the result doesn’t change.

“Ugh…Ugh….”

I collapsed.

No, I just realized that I was in that state from the beginning.

Because I don’t have legs to stand on.

I sobbed and shed thick tears at the terrible and horrific reality.

Now, regardless of my relationship with Han Sarang, my life is ruined.

What can I do in this state without limbs?

There are jobs and facilities for the disabled, but they are woefully inadequate.

Unless I was born a chaebol, I have no choice but to live at the very bottom.

Such a life is more than hell for me.

So I have no choice but to cry.

As I cried like that, something suddenly flashed through my mind.

Before being eaten by the zombies, I definitely obtained something.

‘Stats’, one of the fastest and surest ways to defeat monsters and go from dirt spoon to gold spoon.

Yes.

Stats definitely opened up.

And I got a Hidden Class.

“Hidden…Class…!”

In other words, I was chosen.

No matter how much money I have,

no matter how many hundreds or thousands of times I go to the dungeon,

some people can’t get it.

A strength that is on a different level from other ordinary jobs.

That is the Hidden Class.

Maybe,

even now that I’ve lost my limbs, there might be hope.

Isn’t the dungeon a place where things that shouldn’t happen happen?

Then maybe I can restore my severed limbs to their original state.

And through the Hidden Class, I can become stronger and stronger and one day surpass Yu-eun.

“Han…Sarang…!”

Then wouldn’t I be able to embrace that woman too?

Admiration and envy have long been transformed into ugly desires.

Now, if I can embrace that body, I don’t care what happens.

So…

Before the final despair, let’s have hope for the last time.

Let’s get out of this black space,

and face reality once again.

Hwaaaaa.

The view changes,

and he ‘really’ opened his eyes.

“….”

White ceiling.

Fluorescent lights shining blindingly.

He moved his limbs with a hopeful heart.

As expected, emptiness washes over him from everywhere.

“Shibal….”

A curse comes out in a very hoarse voice.

“Stat…no…Job….”

As I heard somewhere, I called up the information window.

My last hope, the Hidden Class.

《《Hidden: Chest & Kiss Virgin Great Wizard》》

It is said that a man can cast magic if he remains a virgin for 25 years. The older he gets, the stronger his skill becomes, and if he finally remains a virgin past 50, he can become a Great Wizard, a legend of the human world.

However, 50 years is too long for a human. Usually, they lose their virginity before that and throw away that possibility themselves.

From this point of view, some humans receive the blessing of mana. Instead of promising to live as virgins for the rest of their lives, they can reach the level of Great Wizard in advance.

Congratulations. You have become a Great Wizard.

Grade: Legendary.

*Attack power/defense power increases according to the level of excitement.

*The level of excitement is divided into 5 stages, and it is reset upon ejaculation.

*Excitement level increases each time you touch a woman’s chest.

*Excitement level increases each time you kiss a woman.

*Attack power/defense power each increase by 100% each time excitement level increases by 1 stage.

*1% increase in overall stats per partner who can periodically touch your chest or kiss you.

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*If you engage in any kind of ‘sex’, including oral sex, all stats, skills, and job effects will be reset and you will never be able to have stats again.

“Ah….”

Horrific tears flowed.

How…

How can the world be so cold?

How…how can you give this kind of job to someone who is suffering from a woman?

Yes!

I dreamed of kissing that bitch.

I wanted to touch that bitch’s chest.

But that’s not all!!

Chest and kiss.

It’s not like you’re teasing someone, you have to touch your chest and kiss a lot, but you can’t have sex? Where does this kind of bullshit exist!!

Even oral sex…you can’t even do fellatio. All kinds of sex with women are prohibited. It seems like you can’t even get a handjob.

The only things allowed are touching your chest and kissing.

What the hell is this….

“Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!”

He let out a scream of anger.

So much so that everyone in the military hospital was surprised and ran over.

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“Hmm…I see. That’s too bad.”

I put on a pitiful expression.

A bench in a nearby park.

We were sitting like lovers in the place where Sarang-ssi used to walk her dog.

The news about Lieutenant Im that she told me there was truly pathetic.

It’s only been a day since he was brought in from the dungeon, but all of his hair has turned white.

I heard that this can happen if you’re under extreme stress…humans are truly mysterious beings.

“It’ll be hard to live a normal life now. It’s a shame.”

Sarang-ssi nodded with a bitter face.

I know that the end of their relationship wasn’t very good, but his condition is so serious that it seems to have surpassed all of that.

“He’s in the military hospital now, right?”

“Yes. To be exact, it’s a hospital within the unit, but well, it’s the same thing.”

“There’s a hospital in the unit too?”

“It’s an independent regiment. We have everything we need.”

“Ooh. Now that I see it, you’re a very high-ranking person. Are you going to become a division commander later?”

“…There is a plan to organize the Public Security Forces into a division-level unit soon, but I don’t have enough experience to take charge.”

“You can fill your experience with sex.”

“Pardon?”

“Ah, no. It was bullshit.”

“….”

I got up from my seat.

Then she stood up too.

“Can I visit him? He’s someone I know, after all.”

“It’s inside the unit, but….”

“Hey. The regimental commander is here. What’s the big deal.”

“The Public Security Forces are in principleㅡ.”

“Shh.”

“…?”

I blocked her lips with my index finger.

Because I thought she would keep saying no if I left her alone.

“There’s something I need to do there. It’s important to Sarang-ssi too.”

“…What is it?”

What else but show-off sex.