11. Tokyo Panic
by Afuhfuihgs
11. Tokyo Panic.
“?”
Ah. That’s not it.
Hmm. If I just say a single word, of course they won’t understand.
In times like these… I have to use my ultimate skill.
“You, Follow me, Kimochi.”
If you follow me, you’ll feel good.
Heh. Perfect.
If they don’t understand Japanese, just mix in some English!
“Wh-what are you… trying to say…?”
The translator looks at me with a bewildered expression.
Can’t he understand this either?
“….”
Kirara’s expression seems to have changed slightly.
“Um… Mister.”
“Yes?”
“Please say, ‘You’re my woman now, so I’m taking you away.'”
“Huh???”
“Hurry.”
“Th-that’s a bi… Hiiik!!”
In front of the slow-witted Mister, I crushed one side of the table. With my hand.
It wasn’t that difficult. It just happened when I gently grabbed it.
“I’m a very impatient person. I’d prefer it if no incidents occurred.”
“Ugh… You’ll, you’ll regret this!!”
“Enough. Just hurry up and say it, or else!”
“Hiiik! I, I’m sorry!”
He bowed a couple of times and then conveyed my words to Kirara.
“…?”
I don’t know if it was properly conveyed. Geez. I wish Sonia-ssi was here. How many languages did she say she spoke?
“Re…ally?”
A slight change flickered across Kirara’s face.
Favorability: 13
Inner thoughts: Unknown.
Status: Slight expectation.
Oh, oh. It seems it was conveyed somehow.
I nodded and then delivered a somewhat romantic line.
“You only need to worry about me now. You don’t need anything else. Especially! You shouldn’t even look at other men.”
“….”
Kirara was about to show a slight expression of joy, but it quickly darkened.
“Im…possible.”
“You’re saying that even after seeing my stats?”
“….”
“It seems my guess was right after all. You’re being exploited by these guys, aren’t you?”
“…?!”
She sharply raises her head.
Heh heh. Anyone who’s read a lot of erotic novels could deduce this much. It’s so obvious.
“Hoo. So you’re coming out like this, are you.”
Ishida appeared with good timing.
He wore a genuinely regretful expression and came over to sit in front of me.
“Did you have something urgent to take care of?”
“It’s been resolved. More importantly….”
He glares at me.
“To try and take away our important talent, this is disappointing.”
“To obtain a beauty, I wouldn’t care if a billion old men had to be sacrificed.”
“….”
I drop the honorifics. This bastard was trying to play with me anyway.
In that case, there’s no need to be considerate.
“Kirara. Go back.”
“….”
Ishida also stopped wearing his mask and issued a haughty command.
With a slightly sad look, Kirara stood up.
“So you were doing something really shady, just as I suspected? What, were you prostituting her out?”
“Why? Do you like it? Then why didn’t you just shut up and take her? Surely you’re not so clueless as to not realize that.”
“Hmm. Your hints were so shitty that it was hard to understand. If it weren’t for my brilliant brain, it would have been impossible to notice.”
The translator hesitated for a moment at my curse words. But in the end, he conveyed everything.
Ishida’s face turned red.
“You’re acting too recklessly just because you trust in your high stats. Should I give you a piece of advice? In this world, what you see isn’t everything.”
“Should I give you a piece of advice too? In this world, what you know isn’t everything.”
“Hmph. Wordplay… Your body contains-.”
“Poison?”
“…?!”
“Wow~ It’s so childish and sloppy that I’m about to sigh. Did you really think you could do anything to me with that level of poison?”
“What…?”
“I detoxified that petty poison a long time ago. No, in the first place, my body can’t be poisoned.”
“…Kirara!!”
“Hiik…!”
Ishida turned around to look at her in anger.
She flinched in surprise as she was about to leave, it’s so cute.
Ah. I definitely have to take her.
“Why are you taking it out on an innocent kid?”
“Grrr… To dare hide information!!”
“Hide? Who? Her? Why would she? Are you stupid?”
“What did you say?!”
“It’s not that Kirara hid information,”
I deliberately got close and spoke right in Ishida’s face.
“It’s that I got stronger, you moron.”
“…!”
“Thanks to the poison you gave me, I obtained a hidden skill. Complete immunity to all status ailments… Heh heh. It’s very useful. Now, the only way to kill me is to purely reduce my health with attack power. But….”
This time, I arrogantly cross my legs.
“You know, right? My defense power is in the 1 million ‘unit’ range. It’ll be over 10 million soon.”
“You…!”
With a face completely red, Ishida jumped up from his seat and summoned all the adventurers in the building.
“No matter how strong you are, our-.”
“Aah~ Why are old men so incapable of understanding what I’m saying? What’s the point of that? Huh? Even if 100,000 guys with 100,000 attack power each attack me, they won’t even leave a scratch. Do you still not understand the stat system?”
“Y-you bastard…!”
Ah. Okay. There’s no need to deal with him anymore.
“Hey! Kirara!!”
I leaped up and embraced her in my arms.
“Kyaa!”
“Were you worried? My Kirara.”
“Ah….”
“Now, you’re going to be my woman. I don’t know what you’ve been through, but you’re escaping from hell. Exodus hell, okay?”
“Oka…y…”
Oh. She understood!
Alright. Let’s go.
“Catch him!!!”
“Catch who, you moron? If I were you, I’d run away at this point. Heh heh.”
“What did you say?!”
I ran towards the window, holding Kirara.
And then I jumped out of the building, which was over ten stories high.
Crash!!
“Kyaa… Kyaaaaa!!!”
Kirara, startled, screamed wildly in my arms.
I gently stroked her hair and whispered.
“Daijoubu. Watashi. Tondendesu.”
Well, she probably understood roughly, right?
Swaeeeeek!!
Ah. But this is my first time diving too… Will I be okay? The approaching ground is freaking scary… Please hold on, legs-nim. I’ll give you a full massage with breasts later, so please!
Kwaaaang – !!!!
Tingle!
A rough shock reverberates!
As expected, this impact from jumping from over ten stories is not something a normal human body can withstand.
Fortunately, I’m not a normal person.
And Kirara is safe too.
“Ah… Ah….”
She’s crying a little. Hmm. I’ll comfort her when we get back.
So, then now….
“Shall I take care of that eyesore?”
I tapped Kirara’s cheek as if to tell her to watch.
“Eh…?”
She looks up at me cutely.
Like a puppy.
“Watch. I’m going to smash that building.”
It won’t be difficult at all.
The ground is already in this state just from jumping from over ten stories, so if I use my skill, wouldn’t it be obvious what would happen?
“Temeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Korooooooos!!!!!”
Ishida peeks his head out of the window from way up above and shouts something.
Hmm. It’s probably something like he’s going to kill me.
But too bad.
That dream can’t be fulfilled.
“Skill 《
Chwararara!
A red carpet is laid out in front of me as I walk.
Dignified,
Elegant,
Majestic,
The Emperor’s Path itself.
The Emperor’s path must never be blocked.
Therefore,
When this is used,
Everything in front of me,
Is destroyed.
“Thanks, you idiots. I’ll take good care of Kirara.”
I’ll exploit her too, but you guys aren’t allowed to.
Double standards are the truth of the world.
The world revolves entirely around double standards!
Cheoeok.
I finally arrived in front of the building.
I can see the adventurers running towards me through the glass door.
Yeah. Sayonara.
《
Hooong – !
The sound of wind echoing heavily.
But it is faster and sharper than the Grim Reaper, taking hundreds and thousands of lives.
Kwagwagwang!!!
The entrance of the building, which had glass and concrete pillars embedded in places, is brutally smashed.
The sound of shattering glass and people’s screams.
They intertwine to create a scene of utter chaos.
And then,
Urrrreureureung!
The huge towering building collapses.
The entrance is already completely devastated by the skill.
Because the pillars were completely destroyed, the building lost its strength and began to collapse.
Ah. If there are any beauties, I’m sorry. As for the rest, yeah. Get lost.
Whether it’s the Japanese branch or the Asian branch, it’s going to be ruined today. Their temporary residence has collapsed, so it’s all over.
The charge is… yeah. Let’s make it the crime of insulting the Imperial Family. The crime of treating the one who will become my possession harshly. The Emperor’s belongings must be valued more than one’s own life. Isn’t that right?
Sseuek.
There’s nothing more to see.
I turned my body.
An incredibly loud noise is heard from behind, and screams are heard from all directions, but I didn’t care.
“Ah….”
A trembling beauty.
I approached Kirara and took her hand.
“Daijoubu. Konna tatakai wa mo zenbu owari dayo.”
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