11. Tokyo Panic.

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To think those are the world’s top adventurers! Isn’t this reality just too pathetic?

Being dragged around by a guy who looks like he barely scrapes 40,000 attack and defense… tsk tsk tsk.

 

 

Ah, of course, the majesty of those robots is impressive. I was truly amazed. I’m even curious about what byproducts and items will come out.

 

 

But still, this isn’t right.

An adventurer running away!

 

 

“Don’t you think so?”

“…Think what?”

 

Yuna-ssi stares blankly.

Ah. I only thought it, didn’t say it.

 

 

“Those adventurers. Don’t you think they’re pathetic? Screaming at weak monsters.”

“That’s because you’re ridiculously strong, so you think that way.”

“That’s true too.”

 

Well… it was half a joke….

 

 

Should I step up soon?

 

 

“What should we do? Should I step up, or is there anyone who wants to?”

“I don’t really like being conspicuous~.”

“…Do as you please.”

“I heard the boss monster drops incredibly good items, are you okay with that?”

“Eun-ju-ssi makes better items anyway, right?”

“…I guess so.”

 

 

My blessing, Eun-ju… the best item crafter.

 

 

 

 

“Hey!!”

 

 

As I subtly stepped forward, one of the adventurers who was looking our way started shouting like crazy.

Yeah. English.

I don’t understand any of it~

 

-Geuaaaang!!!

 

 

The guy, who’s just ridiculously big and hasn’t changed at all, started going berserk when he saw me.

He probably recognized the most threatening presence, right? My attack and defense is a whopping 7 million, after all.

 

But that’s your limit.

If you knew my power properly, you would have run away.

The fact that you’re charging in without looking back means you only see me as a threat and think you can win, right?

 

 

“That’s what’s wrong.”

Hwoong – !

 

 

“Oh my God!! What are you doing??!”

 

 

What are you going on about? So noisy.

Is he telling me to dodge?

An attack like that?

 

 

Ahem ahem..

 

 

Koong.

 

 

“You’re telling me to dodge an attack like this…!”

 

 

Most people won’t understand, but let’s strike a pose!

 

 

“Hey!! Are you Korean?!!”

“Huh?”

“Dodge, you idiot!!”

 

Oh. A guy who can speak Korean… no, he must be Korean.

Nice to meet you. Hello.

 

 

“Dodge? Why?”

 

 

I asked innocently on purpose to make him burst a blood vessel.

He looks frustrated to death.

 

 

I,

 

 

Tok.

 

 

I blocked the incoming fist as if to show off.

 

 

Kwajijik!!

Kugugung!!

 

 

Just like in a movie, with one finger!!!

 

 

And it’s not like I blocked it standing up. I blocked it in a nipple-poking kind of way. And it didn’t break.

Why?

 

 

Because my defense is almost 8 million, hehe.

 

 

Anyway, the scene of a fist bigger than my body being blocked by my thin finger is quite a sight.

 

“…what???”

“What…!”

 

 

The guys who were shouting at the top of their lungs suddenly shut their mouths.

Well, they opened them, but they don’t say anything more.

 

 

“Don’t make a fuss with just this much. It’s undignified.”

 

 

After saying a cool line, I tapped the robot’s fist with the back of my hand.

I don’t know how much damage it took, but I controlled my strength a lot, so maybe it’s just a little painful?

-Geuaang!!

 

Maybe it’s because I hit it lightly, but the giant robot’s body staggers.

And then, tank shells hit him from all directions.

 

 

Hudududuk.

 

A huge amount of iron chunks fall down.

But what is that? It doesn’t seem like ordinary iron. Maybe it’s something like mithril?

 

 

“You’re struggling. It must be tough. For you who are so struggling, I, myself, will give you a handicap.”

I’m saying it without thinking, but some cringey lines are coming out… is it because there are so many people???

 

 

Kugugugu.

 

 

Anyway, I used 《》 for an effective presentation.

The ground around me shakes and rises.

 

 

“W-what is it?!!”

 

Woongseong woongseong.

 

 

The adventurers whisper as they look at me.

Hehe. This is kind of fun. I’m still an attention whore.

 

 

“Someone like me can’t use all my strength against a punk like you.”

 

 

The throne appears on the raised ground, and two beautiful statue knights appear on either side of me.

But I feel like they’re getting prettier and prettier?

 

 

Seueuk.

 

 

As I sit on the familiar throne, a burst of intense golden light is scattered in all directions.

 

-Geuang..

 

 

Hehe. Are you scared?

You can’t run away.

 

 

“I’ll be here, so feel free to attack. Of course, if you run away, the knights next to me won’t let you. Once you’ve raised your fist, you have to fight to the end. Right?”

 

Seureung!

 

 

As if to support my words, the two knights swing their swords coolly and return to their original positions.

 

“H-hey…! I don’t know how you blocked it just now! But run away for now!! That guy isㅡ.”

“Ah, shut up. Don’t talk to me, you male extra.”

 

 

Why is a man talking to me? If you want to talk to me, bring a pretty girl or a beauty!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Geuaaaaaaang!!!!!

 

 

The guy roared.

With just that, a strong wind blew, and several adventurers were blown away.

 

 

Whew~ That roar is strong.

 

 

The guy glares straight at me and throws a punch with all his might.

The power loaded is truly maximum!

It’s a much stronger kind than what he’s thrown around so far.

 

 

“Uwaaa…! D-dodge!!”

 

 

The adventurers start running away like crazy.

Of course, my women are holding their ground.

Some guys talk to them, advising them to run away, but they don’t budge.

 

 

Hahaha. They only follow me.

 

 

 

 

Sswaeaek!

Peobeobeong!!

 

 

In the meantime, the tank’s artillery hits the guy’s body.

The military is really trying hard. How much are they spending to catch a guy like this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tak.

 

 

I blocked the guy’s fist again this time.

Too easily.

 

 

Of course, the surroundings are completely devastated… but I’m not harmed at all.

 

 

“…Hurry up and deal with it, don’t waste time unnecessarily.”

 

 

Yuna-ssi is being picky, as if she doesn’t like it.

Geez. What an impatient person.

 

 

Well… he’s not strong enough to drag it out, so should I end it now?

 

 

I made a very disappointed expression.

 

 

“I’m disappointed. I expected you to be weak, but to think that even your full strength would be this feeble.”

 

-Geuaaang!!!

 

 

Whether he understands my words or not, the guy is furious.

It’s too noisy, so let’s end it now.

 

 

“My loyal knight. Please end his struggles now.”

Keuaaaak!! Cringe paralysis…

Something hurts in my heart.

But! The more people there are, the more cringey things you have to say!!

 

 

“Yes. Your Majesty.”

 

 

-Geuaaaaaaaang!!

 

 

Sisisising!

 

 

The statue knight carved the guy up too easily and quickly.

He’s at least 20 meters tall, but she cut him up into tiny pieces like candied sweet potatoes. Attack and defense aside, she’s incredibly fast.

 

 

Kuung!

 

 

Cheok cheok.

 

 

Without even looking at the falling robot, she(?) turns around and kneels before me with a calm step.

 

 

“It is done. Your Majesty.”

 

Oh oh! I think the AI has gotten better too!!”

 

“Mm… good work.”

 

The knight returned to her place with precise movements.

 

 

 

“What… is it… over?”

 

The adventurers murmur.

 

 

“Master-nim. Cola.”

“Ah. Thanks.”

 

 

In the meantime, Eun-ju comes up to me and hands me a glass of drink.

 

 

“I have chicken too, should I give it to you?”

“Where did you get it?”

“I brought it just in case.”

“Oh, you’re such a thoughtful kid.”

 

I patted her butt.

 

 

Anyway, it seems to be roughly over, so what should I do now? That yellow orb is coming down to the ground too.

 

 

 

Chwaaaaaaa!!

 

 

Oh! That light is!!

 

 

“It’s an item!!”

 

 

The boss guy’s item!

Hehe. Nice. What came out? Personally, I like consumables or accessories more than equipment.

 

 

 

“Uwaaaat!! Item!!”

 

 

Huh?

What are those guys doing.

Why are they running over there?

 

 

“…Without doing anything!”

 

 

Yuna-ssi and the women are furious.

The few people who started running have now become hundreds.

 

 

That’s mine, how dare you covet my things?

 

 

“Hey.”

“Yes. Your Majesty.”

“The item over there is mine. Right?”

“Of course. Your Majesty. Everything in the world belongs only to Your Majesty.”

“Kill everyone who approaches it. You go too.”

“”Yes. Your Majesty.””

 

 

The two knights move like lightning and move to the item box, then start slaughtering the approaching adventurers.

 

 

“Ah!! Don’t kill the beauties!!!”

 

Whether they understood or not, they are diligently cutting down the adventurers.

 

 

“Aaaagh!! W-what are you doing!!!”

 

 

When about 10 people were brutally killed, the guys started arguing with me.

 

 

“Eun-ju.”

“Yes.”

“Go burst the balls of those who are talking shit.”

“…Yes.”

 

She puts down the chicken and cola and goes down.

 

 

“Hey!! What are you doin… keok!!”

 

Cute Eun-ju, doing a great job as soon as she goes down.

 

 

“Hehe. Why are you coveting my things?”

 

 

I also went down from the throne.

Should I take a look at the item soon~~

 

 

“Are you okay? What are you going to do if something goes wrong….”

 

 

Sonia-ssi, who had followed me, makes a worried expression.

 

 

“Hehe. It’s okay. We have to show some force to occupy this place anyway, so we have to do this much.”

As I was walking towards the item boxㅡ,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Scatter, Senbonzakura.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

A silver-haired beauty blocked my way and performed a strange technique.

The sword’s blade turns into pink petals and scatters. I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere…

 

 

“You boss? Die.”

 

 

What? She seems to be misunderstanding me as a boss monster, is that right?

 

 

“She’s saying, ‘Are you the boss? Die.'”

 

Sonia-ssi interprets.

 

 

Hmm… that’s not me.

More than that, can’t you see the item behind me? Are you not interested?

 

 

“Sonia-ssi. Please translate.”

“As much as you want.”

“Sigh… look at her eyes rolling again.”

 

Yuna-ssi sighs, but!

I’m definitely not doing this because the woman in front of me is beautiful.

 

 

 

“Don’t worry. You won’t feel any pain.”

 

What a terribly cringey way of speaking. Are we in the same department? No, she seems worse than me?

 

 

Shadeudeudeuk!

 

 

The blade that has turned into pink petals is rushing towards me.

 

 

“Eun-ju, protect Sonia-ssi, Sora-nuna, Yuna-ssi, please take that item over there.”

“Okay.”

“…Hmph.”

 

 

In the meantime, Yuna-ssi, who is haughtily scoffing, runs with Sora-nuna.

Hehe. She’s so cute.

 

 

 

“What is this… Bleach parody? To think there’s a skill like this.”

 

 

The flying petals.

I waved my hand once and blew them all away.

 

 

“!!!”

“What. Ticklish.”

“….”

 

 

She immediately changes her expression and tenses up.

She didn’t expect me to be this strong.

 

 

“Hey you. Haven’t you ever thought that I might be human?”

“Even if you are human, it doesn’t matter. Anyone who cuts down humans without hesitation is monster enough.”

 

 

Ah. Did she see that earlier?

But those guys coveted my item.

 

 

“And… even if that wasn’t the case, I wanted to fight a really strong guy. You seem stronger than I thought.”

“….”

 

 

What a funny woman.

I’ll slowly strip her and spank her ass. Hehe. I wonder how firm it will be.

 

“Okay. Give it your best shot. Since you’ve challenged me, if you lose, you’re my personal onahole. Okay?”