104. The Blue House Raid

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I woke up bursting with energy, as if purging all negativity from my body. My lower abdomen felt unusually light, my face glowing with vitality.

“Birds singing, skies clear-perfect weather to storm the Blue House.”

I glanced at the bed where Rachel lay immobilized. After our all-night “hydration session,” dehydration was inevitable.

“Farewell, wife. I’ll return before your soaked sheets dry.”

“Must you phrase it so crudely?”

Crude? After she’d painted my face with her essence?

Elf fluids-rare delicacies that restored my tail’s health!

“You enjoyed spraying me!” Rachel countered.

“Dragon secretions are sacred. You should be grateful.”

“You’re human-based!”

“Dual citizenship perks.” I winked.

“Kyuuit!”

We froze. Ray fluttered between us, having witnessed everything. This perverted hatchling would grow up warped.

“Your parenting is atrocious!” Rachel accused.

“Says the one who-“

I escaped through the window before she could finish.

* * *

This would be our first human battle outside dungeons-a full assault on the Blue House with all heroines.

“Si-woo, Leina, Suji and I will lead Baekhwa Cultists through Kate’s portal.” Our elite strike force.

“But the broadcast said we’d wait for their attack,” Leina noted.

“Guild forces are already mobilizing from Seoul.” Not that I worried-thick miasma already blanketed Incheon as our first barrier.

Even if they breached it, exhausted survivors would face golems, then magic-armed villains, then Eumseupmari’s dolls and Elise. A three-layered defense.

“Masks on,” I distributed Smile masks from subspace.

Si-woo’s sword had transformed into a stretchable whip-sword-perfect for slaughtering presidential guards. When she licked the blade with psychotic glee, I nearly ravaged her on the spot.

Kate’s portal deposited us directly at the Blue House-a different structure from my original world’s version. Time to play revolutionary.

“Strange,” Si-woo murmured. “Last timeline I protected this place.”

“Regretting it?”

“Your command is my pleasure.” Her pheromones intensified as I nibbled her ear.

After groping her soaked panties (who’d believe this creature was ever male?), I addressed Kate’s drone camera:

“Hello Korea! Baekhwa live from the Blue House!”

Viewers flooded in:

-Shouldn’t she be defending Songdo?
-They actually attacked?!
-Look at that thicc villainess tho

“Nora?” I signaled Leina, now in full dark elf form.

Her corrupted world-tree arrows detonated entire sections of the presidential compound. Hunter guards scrambled like inspirational underdogs-bringing tears to my eyes.

“Showtime. Eliminate Ha’s dogs.”

Our fifty Smile Squad members (mostly curvaceous female mutants-purely for viewer aesthetics) clashed with presidential forces. Their body-hugging suits showcased every lethal curve as they slaughtered guards forced into zombie-dancing by my finger snaps.

*Snap*

Another wave began convulsing rhythmically. Beautiful chaos.