10. Maegal vs. Maegal
by Afuhfuihgs
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“That’s how it happened.”
Yunhyun, after showing a very embarrassing video and telling the whole story of the ‘incident,’ wore an expression full of anticipation.
The woman in front of him was no exaggeration to say she was one of the top lawyers in South Korea. Her retainer fee would be expensive, but he was furious enough to afford it.
“Hmm….”
A moan from the woman, perhaps.
A voice that sounded like she was pondering slightly.
She looked very young, so when he first saw her, he thought, ‘Is that her daughter?’ She looked like a high school girl at best.
But soon he realized that she was Lee Sonya herself, and he was shocked as if he’d been hit in the head with a hammer.
‘I wasn’t a son of a bitch.’
He almost became a legendary piece of trash who felt lust for a young high school girl. She was so pretty that he got an erection as soon as she walked in.
Anyway, since she was a female lawyer, he thought she would be sensitive to this kind of issue, so he smiled slightly.
‘What the hell is this….’
Meanwhile, Sonya was quite shocked.
She had already become so dependent on Yueun that her favorability was at 100, so she knew him very well. Of course, she also knew that the number of women he had touched was more than double digits.
Nevertheless, the video that Yunhyun showed was quite shocking.
‘He does things like this too….’
However, the shock was very different from what Yunhyun was thinking and hoping for.
She was already at 100 favorability with Yueun, and all of his actions were recognized as ‘justice’.
In other words, everything Yueun does is ‘right’ for her.
Having seen this video in that state, there was no way she would feel disgusted with him or have a sense of duty to resolve this issue and save Sehee.
Rather, she was only thinking about this impudent human who was trying to oppose her ‘master’.
‘If he wants sex, he can have it anytime, so why would he do something like this…Is he not satisfied with normal sex?’
She, lost in strange thoughts, opened her mouth with a calm expression.
“That’s quite a thing.”
“R,right?!”
Yunhyun, who didn’t know the whole story at all, smiled broadly, thinking that a positive reaction would come out.
“Hmm~. Please wait a moment.”
Sonya contacted Yueun on her cell phone.
Of course, by text so he couldn’t see.
Yueun: Huh? Sonya-ssi, did you move your office? To Hannam-dong?
Sonya: You know. About the work over there. I think I’ll have to be here for a while.
Yueun: Aha…But what’s the new job that came in?
Sonya: It’s about someone named Sehee. A person named Yunhyun is in front of me right now.
Yueun: (Sweating)
;; Yueun, who only sent symbols, threw a short word dozens of seconds later.
Yueun: I’m sorry….
Sonya: For what?
Yueun: Huh?
Sonya: Huh?
Yueun: …Huh?
Something strange about the Q&A.
Sonya: Stop with the pointless jokes…What should I do with this person?
Yueun: Um…Are you not angry?
Sonya: Why would I be angry?
Yueun: …Um. Never mind.
Sonya: I’m pretty free these days, so I could sabotage him while pretending to fix things. What would be good to do?
Yueun: You said it’s Hannam-dong, right?
Sonya: Yes.
Yueun: I happen to be in Hannam-dong too….
Yueun, who was silent for a moment, sent another text.
Yueun: Fix things, and can you make an appointment tonight?
Sonya: An appointment?
Yueun: Yes. I just came up with something very fun. Let’s make the place a Korean restaurant nearby.
Sonya: I will.
Sonya, who finished texting, turned her phone over and raised her head.
“I just got advice from a professional in this field. He’s available tonight, would you like to meet him?”
“Really?!”
“Yes. To be honest, this is not my area of expertise…and the video is ambiguous, so I can’t be of much help.”
“I’ll meet him! Please let me meet him!!”
Yunhyun asked her almost as if he was going to bow.
A faint smile appeared on Sonya’s lips.
+++
“Pahahaha!”
“…What’s so funny?”
Keukeuk. I just brought Sora-nuna and Sehee without thinking, but it turned out to be such a hit! This is getting interesting? Hehehe.
I’ll be waiting in a quiet restaurant, and when Sonya-ssi and that bastard come in, I’ll kiss Sonya-ssi and rub her butt while he’s dumbfounded. And then I’ll mess around with Sora-nuna and Sehee in front of him. Keu…Isn’t this a total honey pot?
“I’m asking what’s so funny.”
As I was laughing like that, Yuna-ssi poked my cheek with a sulky face.
Lately, her expressions of affection have been increasing without me knowing. Is it the power of 99 favorability? I need to get Yuna-ssi to 100 quickly. Sora-nuna too.
If you get 100 favorability, you get 5,000 bonus stats. Amazing, right? Thanks to this, Sonya-ssi’s attack/defense at level 1 is already close to 100,000.
“It’s nothing, Sora-nuna.”
“Huh? Why?”
“I have somewhere to go tonight. With Sehee.”
“Woong…Where are you going?”
“I’m going to eat late-night snacks.”
“Ehh? I’ll gain weight.”
“It’s okay. You have to eat late-night snacks like this sometimes.”
“…What about me?”
“Yuna-ssi, you have to take care of the guild work, right?”
“….”
Ah. She’s glaring at me.
“Tch.”
What. Cute. Should I eat her up?
“But that guild work…You’re talking about that, right?”
Sora-nuna raises her hand and points. There,
-Get out, womb-owners!
“Get out! Get out!”
-You betrayed us!
“Betrayed! Betrayed!”
-Womb-owners, regenerate!
“Regenerate! Regenerate!”
Heavyset people were protesting. And on the other side, there were Spicy Ribs guild members who were very angry, and the police were in between them.
“…You’re going to get hit.”
Yuna-ssi nods with a dumbfounded face.
Clearly, Spicy Ribs and Spicy Rib Soup were like sisters. But now, they’re fighting over something really absurd. A member of the Spicy Ribs guild posted her face and body on the Spicy Rib Soup website.
Yeah. That’s why they’re acting like that. Why? I don’t know, shit. How can I understand those bitches’ thoughts? Can you understand what a monkey is thinking?
“Let’s go.”
“H,huh? Are you going? There? You?”
Sora-nuna is very surprised.
“Of course. I’m going to meet the guild leader this time.”
Anyway, she’s a female adventurer. Her face will be pretty, but even if it’s not, her body will be good. What does it matter if she’s stupid? I’m going to use her as a slave.
Someday, it would be really worth seeing if I stripped them all naked in the hallway of that building and lined them up. It would be even better if I told them to put their hands on the wall and stick out their butts like they’re being punished, right? I’ll walk around and fuck any pussy I like. Ahh. The coming paradise~
“…Are you going to be okay?”
Yuna-ssi expresses concern.
Hehe. Of course, I’ll be okay. Those bitches will be acting up, but what are they going to do? I’ll pay them back with acting up.
Of course, in my case…it will be a little more severe acting up.
“Oh? It’s a Korean man!”
“It’s a Korean man-bug! He’s coming this way?”
“What?!”
As we got a little closer, the heavyset women started glaring at us with their eyes wide open. And the police officers surrounding them had expressions that seemed to say, ‘Don’t come. Don’t come and see something dirty for no reason.’
“Korean man-bug, get lost!!”
“Regenerate!!”
“6.9 suicide recommendation!”
As we got a little closer, all kinds of criticism poured out. There are only about a few dozen people, but it’s quite threatening.
“Wow. Their mouths are really dirty.”
Sora-nuna is so impressed.
“Hey, Korean man-bug! Didn’t you hear me tell you not to comeㅡ.”
Ppeoeok!
“Shut the fuck up, bitch.”
I kicked the woman who was acting up the closest to me.
Of course, with human strength…If I apply my attack power, it’s murder without exception.
“Hut…H,hey!!”
The police officer runs towards me.
I show them my ID in a cool way.
“I’m an honorary senior superintendent. You’re doing a good job.”
“Y,yes?! No, that….”
The police don’t know how to treat me.
Well. It’s an honorary position, so I don’t have any real power, but I can’t ignore it either, so it’s ambiguous in many ways.
“Y…You…son of a bitch!!”
“Do you want to get hit again?”
“What did you say? I’m reporting you for assㅡ.”
Peok!
This time, I hit her on the head. She falls down pathetically, making a kweuk sound.
“Hey…Are you going to be okay?”
Sora-nuna sends me a worried look, and Yuna-ssi’s eyes also shake slightly. Sehee is…Well, she’s been quiet since earlier.
“No, that….”
“What’s your rank?”
“Huh..?”
“Rank.”
“I, I’m a police captain.”
If he’s a police captain, he’s probably in charge of this scene.
I put my arm around the ajusshi’s shoulder and moved him slightly.
I ignored the sound of women screaming behind me.
“Captain.”
“Yes…”
“This is Dungeon City, right?”
“That’s…right.”
“In Dungeon City, there are incidents that can’t be helped by the police, right?”
“Yes….”
“I’m going to take care of those noisy kids protesting over there, and I need your help, Captain.”
“My help…?”
“Yes.”
As I said that, I stuck a business card in his pocket.
“If you help me with this, um…Who’s the chief of this station? Anyway, I’ll put in a good word for you. Please help me.”
“What kind of help do you need?”
“Surround those kids protesting over there with police buses so they can’t be seen from the outside.”
“Huh??”
“Just do that for now.”
“No, that….”
“You’ll do it, right?”
“…I understand.”
The captain tilted his head, suspicious, but eventually did as I told him.
There weren’t that many kids protesting, so four buses were enough. In the first place…the Spicy Ribs headquarters itself has a very closed structure, and the entrance is narrow, so it wasn’t difficult to block it from being seen.
“Hey…What are you…trying to do?”
Sora-nuna asks anxiously.
“I’m not doing anything.”
“Huh?”
“I think they’re going to do something…But it doesn’t matter if they don’t.”
“??”
Naturally, the way out was blocked.
The pigs were still cursing at me or taking pictures of the bitches who were beaten by me.
Hmm. It would be annoying if they spread it on the internet for no reason.
“Hey~! Spicy Ribs people over there~”
“?”
So it’s better to take care of them.
“Can you see now? Those bitches’ retreat is blocked, right? No one can see~!”
“…What is he saying. That Korean man-bug bastard.”
Hmm…They call me a Korean man over there too.
“If you kill them all now and bury the bodies roughly~ No one will know, right? This is Dungeon City~ I’ve blocked the sound from going out with my skill~ For you who are practicing ‘true’ feminism!”
“!!!”
At that moment, the eyes of those present here changed.
The heavyset women had dumbfounded faces, and the Spicy Ribs guild members were murderous.
And the police were horrified.
Even Sora-nuna and Yuna-ssi had their mouths open. Sehee too….
“Hey!! What are you…!”
“What am I? They dared to show hostility to me, so they deserve to die.”
“….”
Sora-nuna has a bewildered face.
Tsk. She still hasn’t been dyed by me. I have to train her properly today.
“Hey! That’sㅡ.”
Just as Yuna-ssi was about to say something,
“You pig bitch!!”
Pu hwak!
The massacre began.
“Kyaaak!! Wh,what is it!”
“These bitches have been annoying me since earlier, right?”
“Why are they acting up at us because they don’t exercise and just eat?!”
The guild members, who had been seething with anger, rushed in and wielded their weapons.
-Bbiik!!
“Stop!! Immediately!!!”
The police were horrified and tried to stop them, but I stopped them.
“Why…?”
“Are you going to risk your lives because of trash like that?”
“What are you talking about!!!”
It’s a policewoman.
She’s glaring at me with incredibly murderous eyes.
“Think carefully. If you get involved now, those women might kill you too.”
“You instigated it!!”
“Instigated? Who?”
“Youㅡ.”
“Evidence?”
“Ha! It’s all recordedㅡ.”
“Do you want to be dismissed as soon as you become a police officer?”
“….”
“Evidence?”
“Y…You…b….”
I blocked her lips with my index finger as she was about to say profanity.
“Okay. You’re going to be silent today. Got it?”
The policewoman was trembling, and her colleagues around her were also sending me bad looks.
“Being assigned to Dungeon City is like that. There’s ‘nothing’ you can do.”
I patted the policewoman’s shoulder.
This could also be considered sexual harassment in a way, but there’s no way that could happen.
“….”
The captain was already by my side.
“Captain. Please request support now.”
“…Huh?”
“You can’t suppress those people with the power of the police, right? During the protest, the Spicy Rib Soup protesters and the Spicy Ribs guild members clashed, and in the process, multiple acts of violence and murder occurred. Urgent support is needed…It’s a secret that I instigated it?”
“Ah..Y,yes…I understand.”
Well…It might have been reported in real time…But would the police touch me? If they have a brain, they wouldn’t do that.
After doing that, I called Eun Senior Superintendent.
Now, all that’s left is to call my female police officers and wipe out and kidnap that Spicy Ribs place.
How clean is that?
Spicy Rib Soup protests in front of the Spicy Ribs guild ㅡ》 Spicy Ribs guild members get angry ㅡ》 Clash ㅡ》 Unable to suppress with police force ㅡ》 Eventually, female police officers who are training as adventurers are called ㅡ》 Successful suppression ㅡ》 In the process, many Spicy Ribs guild members and the guild leader go missing (written as missing, read as kidnapped) ㅡ》 Training of kidnapped guild members and occupation of Hannam-dong Dungeon.
Keu. Awesome.
It’s going so smoothly because I’m just adding a spoon to Sonya-ssi’s plan.
“Ah~ Eun Senior Superintendent-nim! Can you come to Hannam-dong urgently now?”
-Yes?
“A guild riot has broken out. It’s time to prove your abilities to the higher-ups.”
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