06. Double Tie

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[You have reached level 60. You can now undertake the ‘Emperor of the Cockhead’ quest.]

[You have completed the job change quest ‘Emperor of the Cockhead’.]

 

 

 

After Sonya-ssi went back, I entered the dungeon to level up, and I received a dumbfounding message.

 

 

Well, I’ve been hunting like crazy, so leveling up isn’t a big deal, but the job change quest was completed as soon as it popped up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

change cockhead emperor of the

 

 

 

You must train hard to become a true emperor…

As the Emperor of the Cockhead, you must be able to captivate even women who already have partners with overwhelming charm and stamina!

 

 

Content: Steal engaged and married women (2/2)

 

 

Reward: Job change to Emperor of the Cockhead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is this? It’s not that bland…but it’s a bit anticlimactic. So, I already cleared the conditions by stealing Sora-nuna and Sonya-ssi?

Well…it’s not bad…it’s not bad…hehe.

 

 

 

 

“What are you grinning about so creepily? It’s unsettling.”

 

Yuna-ssi, who was looting, snaps and walks away. Hmm. She’s been on edge since earlier. Well, it’s no wonder, since her mom not only became her man’s woman but is also getting a divorce, plus she heard the shocking news that her dad cheated for three years.

 

 

“I changed jobs! To Emperor of the Cockhead!”

“Oh…okay.”

 

 

Is it because I shouted such an embarrassing word too loudly? Sora-nuna stepped back slightly.

Hmm…even after becoming an emperor, ‘Cockhead’ is still attached. Can’t I get rid of this?

 

 

[That is your identity.]

 

 

Shut up, you bastard. Who the hell are you?

 

 

Anyway, I’ve changed jobs, so should I check the information?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Emperor of the Cockhead]

 

 

 

The Crown Prince of the Cockhead has finally become the Emperor. I am the only one worthy of respect in all of heaven and earth! No one can defy me, and no one should.

 

 

 

 

Grade: Legendary

 

 

[Effects]

 

 

 

 

`Stamina stat increases by 50 upon leveling up.

`Lust stat increases by 50 upon leveling up.

 

 

`Maximum mana increases by 100 for every 1 stamina stat.

`Attack power increases by 50 for every 1 stamina stat.

`Critical damage increases by 1% for every 1 stamina stat.

 

 

`Maximum health increases by 100 for every 1 lust stat.

`Defense increases by 50 for every 1 lust stat.

`Critical chance increases by 1% for every 10 lust stats.

 

 

`Attack power and defense increase by 100% when facing a female.

`Damage increases by an additional 5000% when attacking a female’s breasts, buttocks, or genitals.

`Absolute genital defense (any form of attack on the genitals deals 0 damage.)

 

 

`Receive 10 times the effect of all related items EX) Stamina increases by 5 -》 Stamina increases by 50.

`Cooldown of all related item special effects and skills reduced by 90%.

 

 

`Stamina and lust stats permanently increase by 10 during 2P sex (maximum 3 times per week)

`Stamina and lust stats permanently increase by 30 during 3P sex (maximum 2 times per week)

`Stamina and lust stats permanently increase by 50 during sex with three or more women simultaneously (maximum 1 time per week)

 

 

`Stamina and lust stats permanently increase by 100 when having sex with a virgin.

`Stamina and lust stats permanently increase by 80 when having sex with a woman who has a lover. (maximum 1 time per woman)

`Stamina and lust stats permanently increase by 120 when having sex with a woman who has a fiancé. (maximum 1 time per woman)

`Stamina and lust stats permanently increase by 150 when having sex with a married woman. (maximum 1 time per woman)

`Stamina and lust stats permanently increase by 30 when stealing a woman who has a lover, fiancé, or husband. (maximum 1 time per woman)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Huh? Holy shit, wait a minute. What is this?

The explanation is roughly the same as last time, and you just multiplied the numbers by 5 or 10? Isn’t that too sloppy?

 

 

Hmm…I like the absolute genital defense.

 

 

Anyway, if you multiply the already overpowered Crown Prince stats by 5 or 10…the stats will really lose their meaning….

Let’s see….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

《status window=””》

 

 

Name: Yoo Eun

 

 

Job: Emperor of the Cockhead

Alignment: Neutral~Evil

 

 

Level 60

Health 3,812,585

Mana 3,245,261

 

 

Strength 169

Agility 165

Intelligence 82

Luck 183

Lust 38,044

Stamina 32,370

Charm 1,110

 

 

 

Sexiness Increase Rate 494%

Elegance Increase Rate 312%

 

Rage Increase Rate 7%

 

 

Critical Chance 4213%

Critical Damage 35841%

Attack Speed 5%

 

Attack Power 1,618,483

Defense 1,902,187

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm…?

 

 

Okay. My attack power has exceeded 1.6 million. Defense is 1.9 million.

And the critical chance recorded a useless number of 4213%, and the critical damage is….

 

 

Excuse me? 35,841%??

 

 

This is right, isn’t it? 358 times the attack power…I calculated correctly, right?

Let’s see, a normal attack deals 580 million damage…hehe…it does…hehe…

 

 

 

 

“Wow…world domination would be a piece of cake…?”

This is…too amazing to even be impressed.

 

 

 

 

“Since you’ve changed jobs, let’s go back now.”

 

 

We started moving, following Sora-nuna’s words.

 

 

Huh? But….

 

 

 

 

“What’s that?”

“…I don’t know either.”

 

 

As I started walking, a red carpet started to be laid out behind and in front of me!!

It’s not like someone is laying it down, it just pops out of thin air and gets laid down? What is this? Is it a job change effect?

 

 

Surprised, I searched through various windows and soon found the cause.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

《《the emperor’s=”” road=””》》

 

 

 

 

The Emperor never steps on ordinary ground.

 

 

Grade: Legendary

Category: Passive

 

 

Effect: When the Emperor walks, a red carpet is laid out from 5m behind to 10m in front.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is thisss!! It’s so uselessss!!!

 

 

“What is that? It doesn’t suit you.”

“Ugh…i,it’s a skill.”

“A skill?”

 

 

“Yes…it’s called 《《the emperor’s=”” road=””》》….”

“Pfft!”

“….”

 

 

The two women covered their mouths and laughed. Ah. I want to laugh too. If it wasn’t my skill.

And there’s another strange skill.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

《》

 

 

 

 

The Emperor should not sit in the same row as ordinary people. It is possible to sit in an ordinary place if you have a strong desire, but would it be meaningful?

 

 

Grade: Legendary

Category: Active

 

 

Effect: The ground within a radius of 2m around where the Emperor is standing suddenly rises, creating a ‘Throne’. Stone statue knights are summoned on either side to guard the Throne and the Emperor, and the attack power and defense of these knights are 10 times that of the Emperor. After the Emperor gets up and 1 hour passes, it returns to its original state.

 

Cooldown: 1 hour

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes. It’s useless again. The only thing better than the red carpet is that stone statue knights are summoned on either side of where I sit. Since their attack/defense is 10 times mine, if I summon them now, uh…the attack power alone would be 16 million. But since this disappears after 1 hour…can I use it as a summon?

 

 

Let’s sit down once.

 

 

 

 

Ujijijik!

 

 

Oh oh. The ground…!

 

 

“Wh,what is it?”

“Your ground…!”

 

Sora-nuna and Yuna-ssi are surprised. Eunju is also surprised, but her face is relatively calm.

 

 

 

As described in the skill, the ground around me rose in a circle, creating cliff-like stairs in all directions, and a splendid golden chair was created on top of it.

Ah. Why does it have to be golden, how embarrassing….

 

[The design of the Throne can be modified later.]

 

 

Oh, really? That’s a relief.

 

 

 

Anyway, the chair was created, and then the ground rose on both sides, and this time stone statue knights were summoned, holding huge two-handed swords as if performing a knight’s ritual.

The handle of the two-handed sword is at chest level, and the long blade rises far past the face, and you can feel the discipline just by looking at it.

 

 

But…that….

 

 

“Aren’t those Sora-nuna and Yuna-ssi? Their faces and figures are exactly like them.”

“Wh,what the…!”

“What is this perverted but cool skill???”

 

 

I know, it’s unnecessarily cool.

 

 

I sat on this Throne. It looked quite hard on the outside, but it was very comfortable, as if it had proper cushioning.

 

 

“Hey, you.”

When I pointed at the knight on the right, she (should I call her that…) turned her body towards me with a sseurung sound.

Hmm…no matter how I look at it, it’s Sora-nuna.

 

“Go stand 10m ahead.”

-Yes. Your Majesty.

 

 

Oh! It even talks.

 

 

The stone statue knight obeyed my words and walked down the stairs with disciplined steps, stopping exactly 10m ahead.

 

This…is quite useful, isn’t it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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After returning to the guild, I started to examine the skills in earnest.

There were definitely more skills than those two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

《《imperial order=””》》

 

 

 

 

The Emperor’s words take precedence over everything else. His words are imbued with overwhelming charisma and persuasiveness.

 

 

Grade: Legendary

Category: Passive

 

 

 

 

 

 

《《territory declaration=””》》

 

 

 

 

Declare the Emperor’s unique territory. The area of the territory increases by the Emperor’s ‘stamina’ stat.

 

 

Grade: Legendary

Category: Active

 

 

Effect: The area within a radius of ‘stamina cm’ centered on the place designated by the Emperor transforms into the Emperor’s unique territory. The effect of 《《imperial order=””》》 is maximized in this space, and those hostile to the Emperor receive a -70% stat penalty within the territory. In addition, various skills related to the territory can be utilized.

 

 

Cooldown: 1 year

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

《《raging grace=”” imperial=””》》

 

 

 

 

Let the ungrateful bastards realize how much Imperial Grace they have received so far.

 

 

Grade: Legendary

Category: Active

 

 

Effect: Casts a wide-area attack on entities with hostility nearby. An intangible shockwave spreads out to a radius of 20m centered on the Emperor. 916% single target damage.

 

 

Mana Consumption: 1,000

Cooldown: 1 minute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm. Those are roughly the three.

Imperial Order seems to be a changed version of 《《royal order=””》》 that was originally attached to the dragon robe, but it is maintained even if I take off the dragon robe. That’s awesome. Moreover, the effect has been strengthened…hehe. If a Royal Order that works with filial piety has been strengthened? Wow.

 

 

And Territory Declaration…seems like it will be used to cast a buff field for now…but the cooldown is a whopping 1 year. I can’t use it rashly. Well, I don’t see any skills related to the territory separately…are they added through quests or something?

 

 

Anyway, let’s think about that later if it comes up…

 

 

Following Imperial Order, what I’m looking forward to is 《《raging grace=”” imperial=””》》!

 

 

A whopping wide-area skill!!

Oh oh. Finally, the light of hunting is coming to me too.

I’ve been leeching off Yuna-ssi and Eunju’s wide-area skills all this time, but hehe…now I can hunt.

 

 

“…Are you going to keep smiling like that? It’s off-putting.”

“Oh oh~ Yuna-ssi~ You had affection for me.”

“Ugh…! G,get away!!”

 

 

I’m in a good mood today! Let’s embrace it to the fullest!!

 

 

“Kyaa!”