04. Is this our area? Yeah. No~

“Th…th…!”

 

 

The three pigs had now become red pigs.

They were all flushed red, looking like they would flip the table over any second.

 

 

And then, there was Ms. Sonya,

 

 

“After looking into it, it seems you don’t really have a job, and it’s not like you have any assets either. Plus, you hardly do any outdoor activities… All you do is eat, sleep, and shit at home while complaining about a world you’ve never even experienced… Why do you live?”

 

 

She was gently stepping on them with very polite, formal language.

 

 

“I’m really asking because I’m curious. Why do you live?”

“Don’t, don’t you dare say that!!! This is clearly defamation and insult!!”

“I asked why you live. Aren’t you ashamed in front of your family? If someone like you was my family, I’d be too embarrassed to even show my face.”

“You fucking bitch!!”

 

One of the pigs picked up a glass cup. Don’t tell me she’s going to hit her with that?

 

 

“Hey! Hold it in!”

“Let go of me!”

“That bitch is a *hyungja*. Don’t bother with her. Let’s just endure it.”

“You goddamn bitch!”

 

 

The three pigs were happily bickering and engaging in mental gymnastics. Thanks to them, all eyes in the cafe were glued to them.

The part-timer looked like they were seriously contemplating calling the police.

 

 

Eventually, the one who picked up the cup put it back down.

 

 

“Wow.”

Ms. Sonya exclaimed in admiration.

 

 

“Have the pigs evolved these days? They even know how to hold back.”

“Th, this!”

 

She keeps provoking them… I wonder why. Does she have some kind of plan?

 

 

“You’ve been stuttering since a while ago, can’t you say something properly? Ah, is that too much to ask of the Three Pig Brothers? Sorry. I’ll take back what I just said.”

 

*Pudeuk*.

 

 

The women (though I feel sorry even calling them that) gritted their teeth with a *pudeuk* sound, glared at Ms. Sonya and me, and then turned around.

Looks like they’re just going to leave.

 

 

“Oh my. Running away this time?”

“Shut up!! You, consider yourself lucky! It’s because we’re nice-.”

“Or rather, because you’re scared, right? If you were really nice, you would have thought of your parents and gone out to work. But you didn’t, did you? You just take what’s given to you like a piglet being raised, and yet you have a uselessly high sense of self-esteem, deluding yourselves into thinking you’re living independently while attacking those around you. In the world, people like you are collectively called useless humans, or even ‘human trash’ with no value.”

“You bitch-.”

 

“Excuse me. Can you please be quiet?”

As their voices got louder, a man at the next table finally gave them a warning.

For the record, it’s the pigs who are raising their voices. Ms. Sonya has been speaking quietly all along.

 

 

 

“Ha, some *hannamchung*…!”

“If you want to prove you’re not cowards, come and sit down. Or are you scared of me?”

 

 

Trembling, they eventually shut their mouths and sit down. They probably didn’t want to run away because of their pride, but that was a mistake. They should have run away.

 

 

“Don’t say nonsense about sexual harassment or whatever, and look at reality. Who would sexually harass you? Who would feel sexually aroused looking at you? Don’t have delusions of grandeur. It makes people uncomfortable.”

“Haa… It’s because of old fogeys like you that women’s rights aren’t improving. Is being fat a sin? How much do you have to disregard women and judge them by their appearance to say something like that!”

 

 

Oh. So there was one who knew how to control her anger a bit. An elite *kungkwang*?

 

 

“I told you to go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to find your passport. Are you deaf?”

“That’s not the passport I’m talking about!!”

“Then? Are you talking about women’s rights?”

“Yes! This country has an extraordinarily low level of women’s rights due to the oppression of gender power held by men! The gender equality index is a very abnormal 117th in the world-.”

“Rights are legal terms. Do you know more about them than I do, a lawyer?”

“E, even if it’s a legal term, it’s sometimes used more broadly in actual use! Typically when talking about women’s rights, for example.”

“So, that word ‘rights’ itself is a legal term. A ‘legal’ power that allows a person to obtain a certain special benefit is precisely what a right is. There’s a limit to how broadly it can be used. There are no legal problems for women to be active in Korea, and there are no ‘legal factors’ that discriminate against them compared to men, so how can you say that women’s rights are low? Don’t talk about improving women’s rights or anything like that. Is this the 20th century?”

“No, but-.”

“In a country called Korea, you are legally guaranteed the right to freely do everything that men do without any difference or discrimination from men, so what are you talking about women’s rights for? Then what should women in the Middle East who really don’t have women’s rights say? ‘Our women’s rights are as low as Korean women who are legally guaranteed the exact same rights as men and whose rights are not violated’? Don’t you think that’s disrespectful to them?”

“That’s not what I mean! Even if it’s legally like that, it’s not actually like that in society!!”

“Then you should fight against social prejudice, why are you bringing up women’s rights? Do you think you can only succeed by inciting people with such provocative words? Then that already means it’s a powerless movement.”

“Y, you’re a woman too!!”

“So? Does being a woman mean I have to agree with your ridiculous logic? Is that the only way you can persuade me?”

“Ugh… You really have no knowledge! Go find some related books and read them!”

“Why would I read those books? You should read them, properly acquire that knowledge, and then tell me. What kind of logic is that? Books are for the person who spreads them to read, not the person who receives them.”

 

As expected of a lawyer, her way with words is amazing.

 

After that, the argument between the three pigs and Ms. Sonya continued.

For almost dozens of minutes… They’re really something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Haa… I can’t communicate with you!”

“As expected, a *hyungja*. A completely useless time, *no*.”

“Suck a *hannamchung*’s dick and die!”

 

Of course, Ms. Sonya won the logical victory.

In the first place, those guys don’t have any logic or anything.

 

Knowing that themselves, they eventually back down first.

 

 

“What did you just say?”

“Hmph. What?”

“Didn’t you just say something to me?”

“I said suck a *hannamchung*’s 6.9 and die!! Why? Were you having fun with the personal attacks earlier, but now you feel bad because you’re being attacked? Aww, poor thing?”

“Sasuga, a *hyungja* with no logic.”

 

 

Ms. Sonya smiled bitterly.

Then, she took out a square electronic device from her pocket and pressed a button.

 

 

 

[Suck a *hannamchung*’s dick and die!]

[What did you just say?]

[Hmph. What?]

[Didn’t you just say something to me?]

[Suck a *hannamchung*’s 6.9 and die!!]

 

 

 

 

“Okay, Ms. Yu-eun, did you hear that?”

“Yes.”

“I have just been severely insulted and sexually harassed by you, causing me immense mental distress, so I will be suing you.”

“Wh, what suddenly…”

“I, I was sexually harassed by that man too!!!”

“Then where’s the evidence?”

“M, my word is ev-.”

“No, not that. Something like this.”

 

She shakes the recorder in her hand with a jingle.

 

 

“Have you experienced how cold and scary reality is, and how ruthless the law is? With my connections and skills, ruining your lives is nothing.”

“Th…th…!”

 

Perhaps because of the recorder, she can’t properly continue her words.

 

 

“Okay, then shall we properly talk about the case now?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The conversation with Spicy Rib Stew ended quite late.

It lasted until 11 PM, when the cafe closed.

 

 

It was there that I learned Ms. Sonya’s purpose.

Her purpose was the complete dissolution of the Spicy Rib Restaurant Guild. And a terribly frightening goal to completely eradicate them socially so that they can never unite again. She used this to take on Spicy Rib Stew’s ridiculous case as well.

 

 

“Um… but Ms. Sonya.”

“Yes.”

“Is it possible?”

“Of course. It’s easy to move people without intelligence.”

“That’s not what I mean… Um, you said you would give special immunity to those three, didn’t you? Is that even possible?”

 

Ms. Sonya ‘ordered’ the three pigs to incite the site members to start a fight with the Spicy Rib Restaurant Guild. She instructed them to escalate the situation so that it could become a full-fledged legal battle, with mutual swearing and protests.

 

 

When they showed a reluctant reaction to that, Ms. Sonya promised that if they helped, she would use her connections and power to exempt them from all legal responsibility. The three pigs believed that.

But honestly… there’s no way that’s possible, right?

 

 

“There’s no way that’s possible, right?”

“….”

 

As expected….

 

 

“Yu-na is a talented child. A child with a bright future. I can’t just let those bitches who led Yu-na down a useless path get away with it.”

“Th…that’s right? As expected.”

 

I can feel the tremendous anger that is embedded within her.

 

 

“Whether it’s Spicy Rib Restaurant or Spicy Rib Stew, they’re all going to be wiped out together by foolishly biting, tearing, and fighting. Socially and biologically.”

“B, biologically too?”

 

This person is scary.

 

 

 

 

 

“More than that, it’s getting late. I feel like I’ve taken up too much of your time. I can’t even give you a ride….”

 

 

It takes quite a while to get to Gangnam from here. It wouldn’t matter if it was one way, but Ms. Sonya has to come back here. Then it would be too late.

 

 

“Then, can I impose on Ms. Sonya and stay at your house?”

“Yes?”

“I would also like to meet your father.”

“Hmm… Then let’s do that. I’ll tell Yu-na.”

 

Oh yeah! I’m going to Ms. Sonya’s house!!

 

 

Well, of course, I won’t be able to do anything huge today? Or build the Great Wall of China? Things like that would be difficult. But still, this is something. I can at least get some information. Hehe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Do you have any libido enhancers?”

 

The man ordered the item with his face flushed red.

This item, developed for a smooth sexual relationship between middle-aged couples, was designed to boost libido and stamina for both men and women, and he was planning to use it to improve their recent lackluster marital relations.

 

 

“It’s 15,000 won.”

“Here you go.”

 

 

 

In fact, Sonya wasn’t such a sexually bland or prudish woman. Rather, she was a woman who was quite active when she was being active, but she had become extremely busy a few years ago, and her marital relations began to suffer.

Naturally, her husband was going crazy.

 

 

Objectively, Sonya was an incredible beauty, and that was still the case even now that she was almost 50. Somehow, even though she hadn’t used any items, she was showing off the beauty of her early 20s.

 

 

If you had such a woman as your wife and couldn’t have a relationship with her, what greater pain could there be?

 

 

“Hoo… after a long time…!”

 

 

That’s why he firmly believed her words that she would come early and bought the item with a happy heart.

Without knowing what kind of human was coming to his house….