04. Is this our area? Yeah. No~

“Hmm… Stun-locking and attacking would be the safe bet, but… I don’t really need to do that, do I?”

“Probably?”

“That’s extravagant.”

 

Right. Using a stun on the likes of those guys is a real waste. It’d be better to save it for when I’m up against the police or the army later.

Well… it’s not like there’s a limit on how many times I can use it.

 

 

“Uwaaaaaa!!”

 

 

I watched the guys charging at me with what they thought was pretty fast speed and said.

 

 

“Since it’s come to this, it looks like I’ll have to throw down with the guilds around here, shouldn’t I show them overwhelming power?”

“…What are you planning to do?”

“Exactly what I said, I’m going to show them overwhelming power.”

 

I felt two pairs of eyes fixed on the back of my head as I walked forward.

 

 

“If you survive today, go and tell them. A king has been born.”

 

 

Ah, so cringe. Even though I’m the one who said it, my hands and feet are curling up.

 

 

“What the hell are you babbling about, you moron!”

 

A sword is swung.

A pretty sharp sword. If we’re talking grades, it’s at least a Rare grade.

 

 

While I’m at it, let me tell you about item grades,

 

 

Common -》 Magic -》 Rare -》 Unique -》 Legendary -》 God,

 

 

Of course, the closer to God, the better the item.

And even just Rare can fetch a pretty good price.

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Die!!”

 

 

The guy’s blade came right at my neck.

*Kaang* A sharp cracking sound rang out from below my ear.

 

 

“…Huh?”

 

 

I glanced down and saw a sword broken to pieces.

 

 

“Is that all you’ve got?”

“Wh-What…!”

 

 

How unfortunate.

So weak.

You’re not even enough to amuse me.

 

 

“It seems that you are not up to *gwain’s* level.”

I swung my hand casually, and his head flew off, ending his life.

 

 

*Tuk tuktuk*…

 

 

In the silence, his face fell to the ground.

His expression of shock couldn’t even close his eyes.

 

 

“…He’s not normal. Team up! Archers!!”

“You don’t have to tell me!”

Following them were two swordsmen and a hammer warrior.

The guy with the hammer came running in front, and judging by the thick heavy armor he’s wearing, he seems to be playing the tank role.

 

 

 

“Haaap! 《》!!”

 

*Swaeak*!

 

 

A hammer swung down with extreme vigor and a red aura.

Its size was several times the size of a person’s face, so the pressure was no joke.

 

 

“《》”

“《》!!”

 

 

Following them were sword strikes coming from both sides.

Each one contained a majestic aura.

 

If it weren’t for me, and if it weren’t for my women, my body would have been torn into several pieces by this combined attack.

 

 

But here I am.

That is the result of all their misfortune.

 

 

 

*Bbaang* – !

 

 

 

 

The hammer struck my head… more precisely, my *ikseongwan* (the king’s hat). A really faint impact that didn’t even make my head dizzy…

 

 

And the other two sword strikes hit my sides, so I guess they thought my neck was a particularly tough spot.

But you’re wrong. All my parts are tough.

 

 

As a result, the two swords shattered like before, and only the hammer survived intact.

 

“N-No way-.”

“Are you going to say it’s impossible? But it actually happened.”

Ugh, cringe! But it’s fun!!

 

 

*Ssiing* – !

 

 

Oh. An arrow. Gotta catch it.

 

 

*Pat*.

 

 

The arrow was positioned perfectly between my index and middle fingers.

Geez, they seem to be high-level, but they’re too weak.

 

 

“Hmm… All the broken ones are out. I like that hammer. How much would it sell for?”

“Y-You bastard…!”

 

 

He starts backing away, terrified.

 

 

“Those who point their swords at the king have only two futures. To die, or to kill.”

“Ki-Kill him!!”

“Uwaaaa!!”

 

Haha. Stabbing with a broken sword. Aren’t you underestimating me too much? The hammer is somewhat decent, though.

 

 

“Since you couldn’t kill me. The price will be your lives.”

I grabbed the arm of the guy who was stabbing at me with a broken sword, terrified, and crushed it with great force.

 

 

“Kkeuaaaaaak!!”

 

And a similar attack on the guy on the other side.

Likewise, a scream that sounds like it’s going to burst my eardrums erupts.

 

 

“Drown in arrogance.”

 

 

 

《》

 

 

 

 

*Shashashak*!!

 

 

With a speed I couldn’t even comprehend, I instantly cut the three people in front of me into four pieces. A total of 12 pieces.

 

 

*Puhwak*!

 

 

The blood that bursts out belatedly.

Ah. It’s hot.

 

 

 

*Seureung*. *Chak*.

 

 

As I put [I’m Stronger Than a Kitchen Knife] back into its scabbard, the fragmented corpses slid down like sliced bananas.

 

Only then did the leader realize that I was someone they shouldn’t mess with, and his face turned white.

 

 

“Wh-Whwhat…are you…what are you!!”

“I am.”

*Kung*.

 

 

“The king.”

“Kyaaaaak! Stop it, Eun-ah!!”

 

Sora-nunna screamed, unable to overcome the cringe stiffness.

Hmm. Should I stop? My cringe resistance is getting close to its limit too.

 

 

 

“Hmph. Well, enough playing around. So… Stone Age Guild, you said? What kind of guild name sounds like a game?”

“…What the hell are you?”

“I told you. I’m the king.”

“They are… elites with over 6,000 attack power!!!”

 

Ah… 6,000 attack power is elite, huh. Ah, okay….

 

 

“To take their attacks without a scratch…!”

“Well, enough with the admiration. Have you made up your mind?”

“…?”

“There’s only one way for you to survive here. Give me information that I’ll like, or give me something I’ll like directly. Ah, and don’t even think about doing anything with the girls next to me. Human life is precious, you know?”

“Huh? Weren’t you going to kill us all?”

“Even so, as the Crown Prince, I must show mercy to my people. If you obediently hand over your girlfriends or wives, there will be no bloodshed.”

“D-Don’t be ridiculous!!”

 

 

One of the guys next to the leader charged at me. Oho. This guy must have a girlfriend or a wife.

 

 

*Pagak*!

 

 

Easily subdued. I kicked him in the crotch, his testicles exploded, and he died foaming at the mouth. Probably.

 

 

“So. What are you going to do? I don’t have much time to wait.”

“K-Kkeuek….”

“Leader…!”

 

 

I could clearly see his eyes darting around as he frantically calculated various things.

 

Then finally…

 

 

“I, I will provide… information.”

 

He answered, hanging his head.

 

 

“Leader!!”

“I-I can’t help it… I can’t die here… I can’t die…!”

 

Hehe. Good for me.

 

 

“Then put down your weapons there, come in front of me, and kneel.”

“….”

 

 

He hesitated for a moment, then put down his weapon and slowly approached.

He must have realized that I’m an existence he can’t resist. Smart.

 

 

Seeing him, the other members hesitated, but eventually put down their weapons and knelt in front of me as well.

 

 

“Okay. I’m curious what kind of information it is.”

“Th-The guild leader of our guild… is a woman… .”

“Oh!”

“And… there aren’t many among the elites, but there are quite a few female guild members themselves.”

“That’s good. Is the girlfriend of the guy who charged at me earlier among them?”

“Y-Yes.”

“What about you?”

“?”

“Do you have a girlfriend too?”

“Ah… No. I….”

“Is she in another guild?”

“I, I provided information, so that’s all…!”

“You do have one?”

 

Trying to hide it when you have one, how wicked.

 

 

“Okay, you’re dead.”

“What! That’s not what you sai-.”

 

*Puhwak*!

 

 

“Wow… he’s a real piece of trash.”

 

I heard Sora-nunna’s admiration mixed with condemnation from behind. Yuna-ssi is probably nodding silently. I’ve figured it all out now.

 

 

I nonchalantly started looting after beheading the other flustered guys.

 

 

“I was going to kill them all anyway. From the moment they attacked.”

 

The two women shook their heads and started looting together.

Fortunately, those guys also had two inventories each, so there was plenty of space.

 

 

 

 

 

[Thor’s Giant Hammer]

 

 

 

A legendary hammer said to have been used by the God of Thunder. It contains tremendous power and can crush everything just by swinging it down.

 

 

 

 

Grade: Legendary

Category: Weapon (Two-Handed Hammer)

+1,091 Attack Power

 

 

+1,110 Strength

+104 Agility

 

 

+3,300 Max HP

+1,200 Max Mana

 

 

+9% Critical Chance

+36% Critical Damage

 

 

Skill 《》 Acquired

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ooh… awesome… that’s gotta be expensive, right? This is at least over a hundred thousand dollars.

It’s not really for me to use… should I give it to Yuna-ssi? After all, her getting stronger is the same as me getting stronger.

 

 

Hmm…

No. Forget it. It’s a bit weird to be carrying a hammer when my job is a martial arts master.

Let’s keep it.

 

 

 

 

 

I got quite a few other good items too, but they’re all going to the trading house anyway. In terms of price, would it be around $20,000? That’s a pretty big profit.

 

 

“Getting the inventories is also a profit if you think about it.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+++

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Kwang*!

 

 

“Guild Master-nim!! We’re in big trouble!!”

“…What is it? All of a sudden.”

 

A beauty with long hair dyed blonde reacted listlessly.

She was in the middle of doing her nails, so what’s with the fuss.

 

 

“I-Intruders!!”

“…Huh? Intruders? What are you talking about? This isn’t a game, what intruders?”

“T-They’re three men and women… and they’re incredibly strong!!”

“….”

 

 

She hardened her face and got up from her seat.

 

 

“Call the police first.”

“I-I already did.”

“And summon all the elite members-.”

“They’re inside the dungeon!”

“Keuk…!”

 

 

If they’re inside the dungeon, they can’t be contacted.

 

 

Stone Age Guild’s Guild Master, ‘Seo Hyun,’ bit her lip as if she was in trouble.