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    02. Occupation Name Is this a true story?

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    “Huaaaah!”

    Sora-nuna, drenched in sweat, flopped onto the floor.

    Despite lying down, her plump breasts rose and fell, creating a spectacular sight.

    Hmm. As expected, a woman needs to have big breasts….

    “Hoo… that’s about it for today. Everyone, you’ve worked hard.”

    Yuna-ssi’s short compliment.

    At her words, the other women also slumped to the floor.

    That’s right.

    My full-fledged first hunt was over.

    Let’s see what time it is….

    It’s 5 PM. If I go above ground, it’ll be around 5:30 PM.

    For reference, we’re currently in the 3rd floor dungeon. In the morning, I caught goblins on the 2nd floor to get a feel for things, and from the afternoon, I went all-out.

    “Everyone seems tired, so let’s rest for a bit before going up.”

    Yuna-ssi seems to be still energetic. Well, she didn’t even use her full power, and she didn’t experience anything dangerous. I heard her level is a whopping 46. A world of difference from a newbie like me and the nunas. I wonder what kind of stats she has.

    I’m curious, but I can’t know. She could tell me if she wanted to, but… that’s not likely.

    “Status window.”

    《status window=””》

    Name: Yoo Eun

    Job: Beginner

    Alignment: Neutral~Evil

    Level: 5

    HP: 280/280

    Mana: 190/190

    [Stats]

    Strength 11
    Agility 9
    Intelligence 4
    Luck 15
    Lust 30+20
    Stamina 5+38

    Stat Points 4

    [Detailed Information]

    Critical Hit Chance 10%
    Critical Hit Damage +105%

    Other than leveling up to 5, not much has changed.

    And I haven’t allocated my stats yet…

    To be honest, if I’m going to be an archer, it’s best to put them into Agility, but I’m still hesitant… who knows what might happen? It’s not like I can reset my stats like in a game.

    “What level are you?”

    Sora-nuna approached me.

    She’s wiping the sweat from her forehead with a tissue, and she looks really sexy.

    Especially the robe, soaked in sweat, completely revealing the curves of her body….

    “Hey… I’m gonna scold you.”

    Kkong!

    “Ugh….”

    Was I being too obvious…? I got flicked on the forehead.

    “…Level 5.”

    “Hmm. Level 5~.”

    She gives a somewhat satisfied smile.

    “Not bad. You’ll grow quickly. You haven’t allocated your stats yet, right?”

    “No.”

    “Leave them. Beginner dungeons are all about equipment anyway. You can throw away your stats.”

    “Eh… is that so?”

    Yeah, she nods mercilessly.

    Well, even though I got some weird stats, the Virgin Set alone, with just two items equipped, is already giving me over 40 in two stats. On the other hand, the stat points I get each time I level up are only 1…. At this point, it’s fair to say I’m heavily reliant on equipment.

    “Later, when you change jobs, related stats will increase every time you level up, separate from stat points, you know? That’s how you get stronger.”

    “Ah-ha.”

    She, like a close nuna… no, I heard my real nuna is a devil.

    She kindly taught me this and that information like a nuna I know.

    “Usually, you can change jobs when you reach level 10, but you can get a hidden job regardless of level.”

    “That damn hidden job… it really feels like a game.”

    “It’s not a game.”

    Yuna-ssi’s curt voice cuts in from a slight distance.

    “Don’t even think about it like that.”

    “…Yes.”

    She’s really strict….

    “Let’s go up now.”

    As she stood up, the other women also rose from their seats.

    I also stood up, overcoming the screams of my joints.

    Pang pang.

    I dusted off the dirt from my butt and grabbed my bow and quiver.

    .
    .

    “Han-nam-ssi, you have a surprising amount of talent.”

    It was Yuna-ssi’s words.

    While going up to the surface, she gave each team member advice, and it seems she was watching closely even during the hectic battle.

    “R…really?”

    “Honestly, I was quite surprised yesterday too. A person who didn’t show any signs of hitting properly was suddenly hitting the mark properly in just a few tens of minutes. And today… you hardly missed, right?”

    “Haha… I’m embarrassed.”

    “In these cases, you either have talent… or you originally had the skill but you’re a pervert who was hiding it and aiming for my thighs. It’s one of the two.”

    “It’s definitely not the latter.”

    Don’t paint me as a pervert. I haven’t even started yet!

    And aiming for her thighs! You underestimate me too much. If I were aiming, it would be her bo… no, no. What am I saying? Don’t stop me.

    “Teacher~.”

    Suddenly, Sora-nuna clung to Yuna-ssi.

    “…Why?”

    “Shouldn’t we go to another dungeon soon? There’s an E-rank dungeon in Yeouido. If we go thereㅡ.”

    “No.”

    Wow. A clean cut. She even cut her off in the middle.

    “Why? We’ve passed the appropriate level. Is it because of your dongsaeng? We can pay a little more attention to him.”

    Yuna-ssi sighed deeply.

    “It’s not that simple. It hasn’t even been a day since Han-nam-ssi joined. The time we’ve spent coordinating is only about 8 hours. It worked out okay here, but this sloppy teamwork won’t work in higher-level dungeons. Besides… E-rank dungeons have humanoid monsters. Can you kill?”

    “Ugh… I might need to be prepared for that….”

    “Teamwork that’s not even properly coordinated, and one person who hasn’t even changed jobs. Team members with no experience in killing, except for the protector. If we go with this combination, we’ll all be wiped out unless I step in.”

    “Ugh….”

    Sorry, nuna….

    “If you really want to go, go after the tutorial is over. It’s almost over, right?”

    “Ehhh? I want to keep working with Teacher.”

    “…I’m not that free.”

    “Tch. You’re such an ice block. Don’t you have any affection?”

    “I need to separate public and private matters. Sora-ssi, you’re not helping me at all.”

    “Wow… I’m hurt.”

    Sora-nuna pouted and slowed down, approaching me.

    “Hey. You do something about that ice block.”

    “Huh? Me?”

    “You’re a man. You know, appeal to her with what you got earlier. Kikik.”

    What I got earlier… condoms??

    “Wh-what are you talking about!”

    “Why? Even if her personality is weird, she’s pretty. This nuna will push you. Once you’re dating, we’ll team up together. How about it?”

    “Ugh….”

    What is this person.

    Does she think that’s possible?

    Of course, Yuna-ssi is pretty, so it would be nice if I could go around doing those kinds of things, but… it’s impossible right now.

    “I can hear everything. I’m going to sue you for sexual harassment.”

    “Ah. I’m so scared.”

    “Total is $693.90.”

    A pretty hefty settlement came out.

    Plus, there are items I got, so the harvest will be even bigger.

    And thinking about it… the Virgin Set I got earlier… I ignored it because it raised stats that weren’t useful in battle like ‘Stamina’ and ‘Lust,’ but thinking about it, I think I got something amazing.

    That’s because rich uncles and grandfathers with a lot of money would want to buy these items, right?

    It raises Stamina and Lust by almost 40? Just by possessing it!

    I’m not trying to brag, but my original Stamina wasn’t that bad. Even like this, I keep up with 2 orgasms a day. But, my Stamina was 5. Then what would Stamina over 40 be like?

    Besides… I asked Yuna-ssi casually, and she said she’s never seen stats like Lust or Stamina before, and she’s never heard of items that raise them.

    In other words, it’s incredibly rare!

    This is just my opinion, but… I think it’ll go for at least hundreds of millions of won.

    “Let’s distribute the settlement equally. I don’t need it, so the four of you divide it.”

    “Yes!”

    +++

    The money I earned today is about $173. That’s 10 times the profit from yesterday!

    Kuh. Is this the taste of hunting?

    Plus, an amazing loot!

    I even felt anger when I first got it, but not anymore. The Virgin Set is my love!

    “Let’s see… I don’t really need money right now, so should I sell it later and use it for now?”

    It raises HP and Mana as well as Lust and Stamina. An item that’s essential for a newbie like me.

    So let’s sell it later, not now. I need to get a lot of money.

    “Ah, right. I should try using the skill.”

    The skill, Lonely Sex, is so malicious.

    If I masturbate, it increases Stamina and Lust by 1 once a week. It’s truly bizarre.

    But well… it’s not bad. Masturbation is my life anyway… Keuk, I suddenly feel sad. Anyway, it’s a familiar routine.

    “Let’s think positively. I’m going to succeed as an adventurer, and I’m going to become a harem king. I’m thinking about that rewarding fruit.”

    Grasping my hands tightly while thinking about my goal, I felt a little better.

    “Okay then….”

    First, take out the condom… Ah, why am I taking this out? It’s convenient… All I have to do is say ‘wash’ after ejaculating. What a blessing.

    Click click.

    Deep in the D drive of my computer.

    There are my girlfriends, categorized by category.

    Who should I meet today?

    “Ugh!”

    I can’t broadcast the masturbation scene live, so I’ll skip it.

    Anyway, I was almost at the end, and I ejaculated into the thinly covered condom.

    Ugh… the end feels heavy. The balloon-like thing looks so disgusting.

    “Hoo… wash.”

    Jjuuuk.

    Oh oh.

    When I said wash, the semen inside the condom disappeared completely.

    This is no joke? It’s useful in many waysㅡ.

    [You have met the conditions for a hidden job. Would you like to change jobs? YES/NO.]

    “…Huh?”

    A message suddenly appears in front of my eyes.

    What, what.

    What’s with the hidden job all of a sudden?

    I just masturbated with a Virgin’s Condom and I met the conditions?

    What is this?

    Could it be that the job name is Forever Alone? So if you masturbate with a Virgin’s Condom, the conditions are met??

    [Would you like to change jobs? YES/NO]

    Ugh… what should I do?

    I’m worried.

    They should at least tell me what the job is….

    Could it really be Forever Alone…? No way… that can’t be. I have to become a harem king.

    “Umm….”

    I pondered for quite a while.

    Fortunately, the message keeps waiting. It seems to disappear when I press NO.

    Hoo…

    What should I do.

    This is a really troubling moment.

    Honestly, a job that’s met by masturbating can’t be normal;

    There must be some kind of relationship to this.

    Hmm….

    To think positively, the Virgin Set raised HP and Mana, and it also raised Stamina and Lust, right?

    Then at least it’ll raise those abilities, right?

    Above all, it’s a hidden job….

    Okay.

    Let’s change jobs.

    Let’s just do it.

    If it’s a weird job like Forever Alone… so what? I have to get stronger anyway.

    “I’ll change jobs.”

    Ttiriring!

    [You have changed jobs to the hidden job ‘Prince of the Glans’.]

    Kwang!

    I threw the keyboard away.


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