02 Is the job name true?
by Afuhfuihgs
Hah… No…
This is too much….
Crown Prince is already cringey enough, but Crown Prince of the Glans… Are you kidding me? Huh? What is this!!!
How am I supposed to say a name like this!
‘Recruiting guild members, a dignified man! Beginners not welcome!’
‘Hello.’
‘Oh, hello. Excuse me for asking so directly, but what’s your job?’
‘…Pardon?’
‘Your job.’
‘Ah… I…’
‘?’
‘…It’s.’
‘Pardon?’
‘…Of the.’
‘…Sorry, I can’t hear you well.’
‘Crown Prince of the Glans!!’
‘????’
Kwang!
“Fucking hell…”
Peogeog!
Unable to contain my anger, I threw the mouse after the keyboard.
“Hooo….”
Take a deep breath, take a deep breath.
It’s already done… Pudeuk… Let’s calm down….
“Seup~ ha~ seup~ ha~.”
Several deep breaths.
It was only after deliberately suppressing my anger for almost 2 minutes that I could calm down.
“Alright… It’s already done… Let’s look at the abilities.”
Crown Prince of the Glans
Condition: Masturbate using ‘Forever Alone’s Condom’.
The world put in some effort for the pitiful human who uses a condom to masturbate instead of having sex. Can be promoted to the higher job
Mainly uses ‘Stamina’ and ‘Lust’ stats, and various abilities increase in proportion to these two stats.
[Effect]
* Stamina stat increases by 10 upon leveling up.
* Lust stat increases by 10 upon leveling up.
* Maximum mana increases by 10 per 1 Stamina stat.
* Critical damage increases by 1% per 10 Stamina stat.
* Attack power increases by 5 per 1 Stamina stat.
* Maximum health increases by 10 per 1 Lust stat.
* Critical chance increases by 1% per 100 Lust stat.
* Defense power increases by 5 per 1 Lust stat.
* Attack power and defense power increase by 50% when facing female entities.
* 100% chance of critical hit when attacking the chest, buttocks, and genital areas of female entities.
* Receives double the effect of all sex-related items. EX) Stamina increases by 5 ㅡ》 Stamina increases by 10.
* Cooltime of all sex-related item special effects and skills reduced by 50%.
* Stamina and Lust stats increase by 100 upon losing virginity (1 time).
* Stamina and Lust stats permanently increase by 1 when having sex with one or more women (up to 3 times a week).
* Stamina and Lust stats permanently increase by 3 when having sex with two or more women (up to 2 times a week).
* Stamina and Lust stats permanently increase by 5 when having sex with three or more women (up to 1 time a week).
* Stamina and Lust stats permanently increase by 10 when having sex with a virgin.
* Stamina and Lust stats permanently increase by 8 when having sex with a woman who has a lover (up to 1 time per woman).
* Stamina and Lust stats permanently increase by 12 when having sex with a woman who has a fiancé (up to 1 time per woman).
* Stamina and Lust stats permanently increase by 15 when having sex with a married woman (up to 1 time per woman).
* Stamina and Lust stats permanently increase by 30 when stealing a woman who has a lover, fiancé, or husband (up to 1 time per woman).
* ‘Affection’ system opens for female entities.
….
Huh?
What is this?
Did I see it wrong?
I rubbed my eyes and looked at the job again.
But still the same list of sentences.
“….”
Even though I’m a beginner and have only been in the dungeon for 2 days, I can tell that this is ridiculously broken.
No, putting everything else aside, it raises two main stats by 10 each time I level up? Then the total increase is 20?
And attack power and defense power increase by 5 per 1 main stat… How can there be such a crazy effect….
Moreover, it receives double the effect of all sex-related items… This means that I’m receiving the effect of the Forever Alone set I got earlier doubled… Then my stamina will increase by nearly 80? If I multiply that by attack power, it’s roughly 400…
It’s a scam…
This is a scam….
L, let’s open the stats.
Name: Yoo Eun
Job: Crown Prince of the Glans.
Alignment: Neutral~Evil.
Level: 5
Health: 1,140 / 1,140
Mana: 1,110 / 1,110
[Stats]
Strength 11
Agility 9
Intelligence 4
Luck 15
Lust 31+40
Stamina 6+76
Stat Points 4
[Detailed Information]
Critical Chance 10%
Critical Damage +105% +8%
Attack Power: 422
Defense Power: 365
Whoa.
Is this for real?
How many times did my health and mana jump up…
Attack power and defense power weren’t originally displayed, but considering that the beginner’s bow I have now has an attack power of 1 and the beginner’s armor has a defense power of 1, I think it would be around 10.
That jumped up by hundreds… I’m even level 5….
Hmm…
This…
Is pretty good?
Crown Prince of the Glans is a bit… but isn’t this top-tier? I can’t imagine there being a better job than this. 400 attack power at level 5? It goes up by 50 every time I level up? How can there be such a scam.
“Skill window.”
[Skills]
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Written as sex, read as self-comfort. A forever alone’s way of relieving stress.
Once every 3.5 days (a week), Lust+1 Stamina+1 when masturbating.
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The Crown Prince of the Glans bestows an official title upon a favored woman. It’s cringey, but the effects are good.
[Condition]
* The woman’s consent.
[Effect]
* Gains 10% additional experience.
* The Crown Prince also gains as much additional experience as the court lady receives. EX) Court lady gains 10 additional experience ㅡ》 The Crown Prince also gains 10 additional experience.
* All stats of the court lady increase by 5 when the court lady levels up.
* Grants the ‘Sex Appeal’ stat to the court lady. The ‘Sex Appeal’ stat basically follows the formula [Woman’s Level + Woman’s Affection]. Afterwards, it increases by 1 at a certain probability each time the court lady has a relationship with the Crown Prince.
* Every 100 ‘Sex Appeal’ stats of the court lady increase all stats of the ‘Crown Prince’ by 1%.
* Every 100 ‘Sex Appeal’ stats of the court lady increase all stats of herself (the court lady) by 1%.
* Every 1 ‘Sex Appeal’ stat of the court lady increases her (the court lady’s) attack power/defense power by 3.
* Acquires the exclusive passive skill 《
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* Attack power and defense power increase by 5% when facing male entities other than the Crown Prince.
* All stats of the male approaching within a 10-meter radius, excluding the Crown Prince, decrease by 5%.
[Penalty]
* The court lady cannot have any sexual relationship with any man other than the Crown Prince.
* The court lady cannot disobey beyond the limits permitted by the Crown Prince.
* If the above is violated, the ‘Sex Appeal’ stat is deleted and all benefits of the court lady are removed. In addition, an -80% debuff on all stats is permanently applied.
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The Crown Prince raises the official title of a favored court lady.
[Condition]
* The woman’s consent.
* Sexual relations with the woman at least once.
* Maximum 10 people possible (0/10)
[Effect]
* Gains 15% additional experience.
* The Crown Prince also gains as much additional experience as the Jaein receives. EX) Jaein gains 10 additional experience ㅡ》 The Crown Prince also gains 10 additional experience.
* Promoted from court lady to Jaein (Talented Person).
* All stats of the Jaein increase by 7 when the Jaein levels up.
* Every 100 ‘Sex Appeal’ stats of the Jaein increase all stats of the ‘Crown Prince’ by 1%.
* Every 100 ‘Sex Appeal’ stats of the Jaein increase all stats of herself (the Jaein) by 2%.
* Every 1 ‘Sex Appeal’ stat of the Jaein increases her (the Jaein’s) attack power/defense power by 3.
* The exclusive passive skill 《
《
* Attack power and defense power increase by 10% when facing male entities other than the Crown Prince.
* All stats of the male approaching within a 10-meter radius, excluding the Crown Prince, decrease by 10%.
[Penalty]
* The Jaein cannot have any sexual relationship with any man other than the Crown Prince.
* The Jaein cannot disobey beyond the limits permitted by the Crown Prince.
* If the above is violated, the ‘Sex Appeal’ stat is deleted and all benefits of the Jaein are removed. In addition, a -90% debuff on all stats is permanently applied.
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The Crown Prince of the Glans bestows an official title upon a favored Jaein.
[Condition]
* The woman’s consent
* Sexual relations with the woman at least once.
* Maximum 5 people possible (0/5)
[Effect]
* Gains 20% additional experience.
* The Crown Prince also gains as much additional experience as the Bin receives. EX) Bin gains 10 additional experience ㅡ》 The Crown Prince also gains 10 additional experience.
* Promoted from Jaein to Bin (Consort).
* All stats of the Bin increase by 8 when the Bin levels up.
* Grants the ‘Dignity’ stat to the Bin. The ‘Dignity’ stat basically follows the formula (Sex Appeal*0.5). Afterwards, it increases by 1 at a certain probability each time the Bin obeys the Crown Prince’s orders.
* Every 50 ‘Dignity’ stats of the Bin increase all stats of the ‘Crown Prince’ by 2%.
* Every 50 ‘Dignity’ stats of the Bin increase all stats of herself (the Bin) by 2%.
* Every 1 ‘Dignity’ stat of the Bin increases her (the Bin’s) attack power/defense power by 5.
* Every 100 ‘Sex Appeal’ stats of the Bin increase all stats of the ‘Crown Prince’ by 1%.
* Every 50 ‘Sex Appeal’ stats of the Bin increase all stats of herself (the Bin) by 2%.
* Every 1 ‘Sex Appeal’ stat of the Bin increases her (the Bin’s) attack power/defense power by 3.
* The exclusive passive skill 《 》.
* Acquires the exclusive skill 《
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* Attack power and defense power increase by 15% when facing male entities other than the Crown Prince.
* All stats of the male approaching within a 10-meter radius, excluding the Crown Prince, decrease by 15%.
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* Stuns all humanoid beings with hostility, excluding the Crown Prince, for 3 seconds. Radius of 15 meters.
* Mana Consumption: 100
* Cooltime: 10 minutes.
[Penalty]
* The Bin cannot have any sexual relationship with any man other than the Crown Prince.
* The Bin cannot disobey beyond the limits permitted by the Crown Prince.
* If the above is violated, the ‘Sex Appeal’ ‘Dignity’ stat is deleted and all benefits of the Bin are removed. In addition, a -99% debuff on all stats is permanently applied.
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The Crown Prince of the Glans bestows an official title upon a favored Bin.
[Condition]
* The woman’s consent
* Sexual relations with the woman at least once.
* Maximum 1 person possible (0/1)
[Effect]
* Gains 30% additional experience.
* The Crown Prince also gains as much additional experience as the Bi receives. EX) Bi gains 10 additional experience ㅡ》 The Crown Prince also gains 10 additional experience.
* Promoted from Bin to Bi (Queen).
* All stats of the Bi increase by 9 when the Bi levels up.
* Grants the ‘Dignity’ stat to the Bi. The ‘Dignity’ stat basically follows the formula (Sex Appeal*0.5). Afterwards, it increases by 1 at a certain probability each time the Bin obeys the Crown Prince’s orders.
* Every 50 ‘Dignity’ stats of the Bi increase all stats of the ‘Crown Prince’ by 2%.
* Every 50 ‘Dignity’ stats of the Bi increase all stats of herself (the Bin) by 2%.
* Every 1 ‘Dignity’ stat of the Bi increases her (the Bi’s) attack power/defense power by 5.
* Every 100 ‘Sex Appeal’ stats of the Bi increase all stats of the ‘Crown Prince’ by 1%.
* Every 50 ‘Sex Appeal’ stats of the Bi increase all stats of herself (the Bin) by 2%.
* Every 1 ‘Sex Appeal’ stat of the Bi increases her (the Bi’s) attack power/defense power by 3.
* The exclusive passive skill 《
》 changes to 《
》.
* The exclusive skill 《
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* Attack power and defense power increase by 20% when facing male entities other than the Crown Prince.
* All stats of the male approaching within a 10-meter radius, excluding the Crown Prince, decrease by 20%.
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* Stuns all humanoid beings with hostility, excluding the Crown Prince, for 6 seconds. Radius of 20 meters.
* Mana Consumption: 500
* Cooltime: 7 minutes.
[Penalty]
* The Bi cannot have any sexual relationship with any man other than the Crown Prince.
* The Bi cannot disobey beyond the limits permitted by the Crown Prince.
* If the above is violated, death.
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The Crown Prince’s wide-area stun skill.
When activated, grants a 10-second stun to all hostile entities within a 30-meter radius.
Consumes 100 mana.
Cooltime of 2.5 minutes (5 minutes).
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Can see a woman’s affection. 100 is the maximum.
* Affection 0 or below – Extreme hostility. Hatred.
* Affection 10 or below – Hostility.
* Affection 20 or below – Uncomfortable
* Affection 20~29 – Normal
* Affection 30~49 – Favorable
* Affection 50~69 – Interest
* Affection 70~89 – Affectionate Feelings
* Affection 90~ – Burning Affectionate Feelings.
…What the hell is a court lady. And then Bin and Bi? Ugh, this is so cringey…
Thanks, buddy.
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