episode_0002

“Do you know that if you behave like before to us, you will be reported for harassing a noble lady?”

Loverini, who was standing next to Ashley, looks at her with an arrogant expression.

Now that we’re divorced, let’s protect our status like a sword.

They are nobles, but I am not.

He is just a commoner who was good at wielding a sword in the past.

I wonder if he was lucky enough to marry a noblewoman despite being a commoner.

Shit.

I wasn’t lucky.

My skills were definitely at the level of a national treasure.

That’s why it became famous.

Ashley fell in love with me and proposed to me.

“One more thing. If you reveal to the world what happened during your marriage, they won’t let you go. Be really prepared then. I will do anything for my sister.”

Serena crosses her arms and glares.

A look at an insignificant creature.

“If you’re a man, don’t act like a man and be a jerk.”

Loverini, Serena.

If it weren’t for these two women, maybe we wouldn’t have gotten divorced today.

Even if I did, I might have done it later.

Because of these two women, the divorce accelerated.

Because he was always hanging around with Ashley, belittling me severely, and constantly encouraging her to get a divorce.

To me, they are like enemies.

But I don’t think of him as an enemy.

Just click your tongue.

I turned back.

It’s time to leave.

“I’ll just go.”

“Goodbye.”

Ashley seemed to have some affection, but gave a short answer with a blank expression.

On the other hand, Lovelini and Serena have disgusting expressions.

“Don’t show up again.”

“I don’t want to see you limping, so disappear quickly.”

Still, I wanted to tell my wife to live happily.

But I guess I am also a human being.

Since I’m only human, I’ve been through a lot of things at the hands of these three people, and I’ve even been abandoned… Actually, my wife was a little resentful.

In the end, I couldn’t speak.

Let’s completely forget that we broke up.

Let’s never think of Ashley again.

3 years of marriage.

This is how it ended.

Miserably.

It will never happen, but even if my wife, sister-in-law, wife’s friend, and mother-in-law come back and pray, I swear they will never be reunited.

That’s how tired I am.

I never wanted to go through this type of married life again.

***

Ambitious time.

A lake outside the royal capital.

A fancy carriage stopped.

“Arrived, master.”

“Good job.”

When the butler opened the door, Heirger got out.

He had both eyes closed.

“ has a fishy smell. It’s true that you came to the water.”

“I… Do you mind?”

“Don’t worry. Because I won’t die.”

Jump and jump.

Heirger approached the lake step by step, supported by his butler.

“We are here.”

“Yeah, I’m nervous.”

Heirger took a deep breath and slowly opened his eyes.

The lake illuminated by moonlight came into view.

Beautiful night scenery.

“Ugh!”

He soon fell to the floor, his limbs shaking.

“Ugh!”

“Master!”

Foam flowed from my mouth and I soon lost consciousness.

Two hours later, he woke up again at home.

Heyrger raised his upper body from the bed and quietly looked out the window.

“… Is it still?”

***

After divorce, I had no place to live.

I had money, but I didn’t really have the motivation to do anything.

Although I was calm on the outside, on the inside I was so shocked by the divorce that I was bruised several times a day.

The process of meeting several people, signing contracts, and purchasing a new home felt cumbersome.

All I needed was a space to lie down.

“… Thank you.”

I decided to stay at the guild house for the time being.

It was the guild leader Olivia’s consideration.

An apartment complex, similar to a dormitory, where guild members without families live.

However, it was not easy to get along comfortably because there were so many familiar faces.

“Huh? Why are you here? Didn’t you live in the Rapone family?”

“Did the couple fight?”

These questions are repeated endlessly every time I encounter people in the hallway.

If you explain the situation, there will be another question.

“What is the reason for the divorce?”

“When did you get divorced?”

“Have you not distributed the property?”

If only you would just leave me alone.

I answered sincerely, but at some point I didn’t want to see anyone and didn’t want to say anything.

So I locked myself in my room.

“Let’s just disappear for a month.”

From the day after I moved into the apartment complex, I stayed in my room and only read books.

I didn’t even go out to buy food.

If I disappear for a while and reappear, the news that the Rapone family’s daughter and son-in-law have divorced will spread throughout the capital, and by then, all of our guild members will know that I have divorced.

smart.

It’s been 2 weeks since I stayed in my room, only losing weight due to reduced food intake.

There was a knocking sound.

Knock knock.

“I told the guild leader that I would take a month off… Who are you? ”

I opened the door, scratching my messy hair.

There stood a middle-aged gentleman with a short cape wrapped around his shoulders.

He politely greeted me, saying that the Queen had sent him.

“The queen is still waiting. Has your strength returned yet?”

“I would have told you to save someone else. Have you been waiting this long?”

“found. There are five. But everyone failed. Therefore, the queen said that Naru is the only one who can fulfill her long-held wish and told her to find out if she was still in pain.”

“I want to listen too, but… ”

Three years ago, the queen of this country was also my customer.

After solving a few requests, I really liked him and ordered him to do a slightly difficult mission.

It’s about retrieving my mother’s belongings that fell into the sea.

However, as I lost my strength and became disabled, I could no longer proceed with the work, so I voluntarily gave up.

I’m grateful that you didn’t forget me and found me again, but I can’t do what I can’t do.

“I am no longer an adventurer. I got divorced and am living like a ruined person. Please tell the queen exactly what you saw today.”

don’t worry.

When my strength comes back, I will solve it first.

If I can’t finish my work, I also feel restless.

It was not long after the middle-aged gentleman returned.

Bang bang bang!

Someone suddenly knocked on the door.

So much so that I frown.

When I opened the door, there was a woman with a sturdy physique standing there.

It was Melissa.

“Hey! I heard you got divorced! Congratulations!”

I think I’m dying of joy when I smile so brightly.

“What are you celebrating?”

Melissa was my companion on pre-wedding adventures.

A bob cut hairstyle for black hair that looks like a sophisticated woman.

He was a warrior with a well-toned body, tall stature, and moderately prominent muscles.

I heard that after retirement from adventurous life, he has been working as a professor at a place called Vizdra Academy.

“You haven’t changed.”

“What are you doing? Cut off your beard. Anyone who sees me will know that I am a wise man.”

“Because I have no reason to go out.”

“Stupid!”

Melissa slapped me on the back.

“Divorce is such a big deal! I got divorced too, man!”

“I know.”

“Huh? Look at how thin he is. You don’t look like a person, really.”

Three years ago, not long after I got married to Ashley, Melissa also retired from her life as an adventurer, caught a rich man, and immediately married him.

However, their married life was not smooth and they divorced within a year.

There were no children.

“How did you know I was here?”

“As soon as I heard about the divorce from people, I went straight to your guild leader. They said it was here. But I lost weight. Are you okay?”

“Don’t worry. Anyway, you didn’t make a mistake, right?”

“Well?”

“You did it.”

“I hate that woman. The subject is so formal that he is the boss.”

“It’s because I have charisma.”

I patted her and headed to the kitchen.

“I wonder if I have anything to give you… I think I need to go grocery shopping.”

“Who drinks at home? Let’s go out and drink.”

“To drink?”

“You should drink on a day like this, but you tried not to? I’ll buy it for you. Today I shoot. You need to gain some weight, I can’t because you look pitiful.”

Come to think of it, when was the last time you drank alcohol?

Even on the day of my divorce, I didn’t drink because I was just bruised.

I suddenly feel like having a good friend by my side.

Hmm, let’s go out for the first time in a while.

After shaving his long beard cleanly, he went outside with Melissa.

The place we arrived at was a luxury inn located in the center of the city.

Located on the top floor of the inn, it was a cozy room where you could enjoy the surrounding scenery from the balcony.

“Is the room nice?”

“Are you drinking in your room because of me?”

“Why is it because of you? I wanted to drink quietly in a place with a nice atmosphere.”

Melissa responded indifferently, but no matter how I looked at it, it seemed like she was drinking in the motel room because of me.

I’m afraid that I might feel burdened by people’s gaze.

Melissa naturally likes noisy and crowded drinking atmosphere.

I can’t believe she was drinking alone in the room.

Given her personality, she would probably be bored.

In any case, it was a grateful consideration.

Also a good friend.

“Have a good time.”

The waiters who brought the food left the room.

There was a generous spread of various dishes in the room.

“Let’s drink!”

“I’ll drink well! Thank you!”

“Congratulations on Naru’s divorce!”

We clinked glasses with her repeatedly and talked about our adventures together as a snack.

“Melissa. I thought I was going to die at that time.”

“Ahu, me too. If you hadn’t helped me, I probably wouldn’t have existed in this world.”

“You did everything.”

“Your credit for cutting off five of his legs was great. He was really brave and fast. He was so majestic that I fell in love with him at the time.”

Melissa lifted her glass and tried to drink it, but then looked vaguely in one direction.

Her cheeks were stained red because she drank alcohol repeatedly.

His eyes were also bent into a half-moon shape and he seemed to be in a good mood.

“If then… If I had confessed, would you have accepted me?”

“Me? Me?”

What does he mean?

I just burst out laughing.

“How can you and I become a couple? Rock and Ariana will laugh when they hear it.”

Rock and Ariana were Melissa’s companions during her adventures.

After I got married, the party disbanded and everyone dispersed.

“Haha, right? Everyone said you and I don’t suit each other.”

“We always joke around with each other, so how can such feelings arise?”

“Yes, yes. that’s right. I just feel mischievous when I see you. This divorced man.”

“This divorcee is going to die.”

“Hahaha. It’s so funny that we both went there. In the end, my marriage failed.”

Both Melissa and I got so drunk that our mouths and actions became lighter.

We laughed heartily while exchanging swear words, jokes, and obscene remarks.

“Let’s drink until we die!”

“Let’s die!”

Before I knew it, there were 20 empty liquor bottles lying on the floor.

We couldn’t even move our upper bodies properly and we were out of our minds.

Their eyes were half-open and they almost lost their senses to the point where they didn’t know what they were talking about.

“Drink, you crazy bitch. Hiccup!”

“He is an asshole after getting divorced. I guess I wasn’t able to satisfy you in bed.”

“Kwikkk, who are you?”

“I treated her well like a seductress. That kid was the problem. Hiccup!”

“What is a seductress? At least it’s my personality. It’s my personality. Looking at your actions, you seem like a man, perhaps because you were a warrior. Did you get divorced because you were unladylike?”

“Fuck.”

Melissa put down the glass she was trying to drink.

Then he suddenly took off his jacket and put it on.

Her voluptuous breasts were exposed.

“Hey, even after this, don’t you think I’m a woman?”

She supported her breasts with both hands and slapped them.

Her bronze breasts trembled like waves.

“My husband was crazy and sucked it.”

The two slightly bright nipples were standing very aggressively towards me.

“Kwikkk, I’m drunk, I’m drunk.”

I just laughed, pretending not to be impressed.

However, without realizing it, I slowly took a sip of my drink and took a sip of my drink.

‘Hey, what’s going on, I’m coming to my senses.’

To be honest, I’m a bit embarrassed, but I think I should act calm due to the atmosphere.

Since we are close friends, I pretend to be calm and carefree.