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    Currently, South Korea has the death penalty.

    But I understand that it is effectively similar to a life sentence because it is not actually enforced.

    An execution was taking place in my dorm room today.

    “Ha, don’t do that! I told you not to do that!”

    Oh Yoon-ji and Yoo Ah-rin holding each of my legs while I’m lying down.

    “Shut up! The evil things that make women cry must disappear from the world!”

    “This is the moment when Kim Woo-jin’s worth of existence is being denied. Now, won’t he become like Kim Yoo-jung?”

    You’re talking crazy.

    If it’s Kim Yoo-jung, does that mean she’s a woman?

    “Don’t do it! Please! It’s illegal!”

    “Ugh! Ujinaaaa!”

    Seo Ye-rin, who was sobbing and screaming, was now lying on the bed.

    Senior Joohee caught and subdued the person who was rushing to save me.

    “Oh my! If Woojini’s tail disappears, there’s nothing left to see but your real face, what should I do!”

    “That hurts more!”

    Doesn’t that sound like everything else is just bad?

    “I, I came here anyway.”

    Choi Jin-ah enters the room.

    I followed Oh Yoon-ji’s instructions to bring the execution tool and brought something from outside.

    “That bitch really came with a hammer!”

    Isn’t that the hammer that the manager uses?

    “If you hit him with that, it’s not a joke, it’ll really split his testicles into four pieces!”

    The two people who see me shouting also have embarrassed expressions.

    It seems like he never imagined that Choi Jin-ah would actually bring such a tool.

    But if you’re going to be that picky, I’d like to ask you what you should have brought.

    “Just let it go. I wasn’t really going to say anything anyway.”

    Choi Yi-seo, who just came out of the shower, passes by, drying her hair with a towel.

    Thanks to that, the two people were barely able to avoid the death penalty by letting go of my leg.

    “Tch, that was fun.”

    “I feel secretly good when Kim Woojin prays.”

    “Oh, I was like that too. That’s why I pretended to be jealous when we were dating.”

    He quietly gets up when he sees Oh Yoon-ji and Yoo Ah-rin starting a conversation among themselves.

    And he approached Choi Jin-ah, who was holding a hammer in both hands, and asked.

    “Are you trying to hit me with this?”

    “Ah, no. First, I was told to bring an execution tool… … I thought a hammer would be adequate.”

    “You didn’t have a single doubt when you brought it? That if you hit me with this, it wouldn’t end as a simple joke?”

    “… … I got a little lost while bringing it.”

    “I really want to hit your head with a hammer.”

    “Mr. Woojin?!”

    “Okay! I’ll give it back to you!”

    “No!”

    Choi Jin-ah quickly goes out.

    Anyway, he says that he feels better, but I can’t figure out what exactly has improved.

    “Woojinaah!”

    Seo Ye-rin ran to me and hugged me. I thought it would end there, but she immediately kissed me and their tongues intertwined.

    “Whaha?!”

    I was surprised, but I kissed her back, and after a few seconds she pulled away and smiled.

    “I need to collect the commission fee.”

    “Even if you lose, you still get it.”

    “Then! I only received the minimum labor cost!”

    The kiss was pretty intense for a minimal kiss.

    Seo Ye-rin glances behind her.

    Choi Yi-seo drying her hair with a hairdryer.

    “Don’t you feel good when he’s secretly watching you?”

    “Right, it feels like I’m becoming a little animal.”

    Oh Yoon-ji and Yoo Ah-rin are having a conversation while forming a bond over something strange.

    “Haam.”

    Senior Joohee, who must be tired, is trying to sleep using my blanket and pillow.

    “, I returned it.”

    Choi Jin-ah, who came in panting as if she had run, and Seo Ye-rin, who hugged me tightly and buried her face in my chest, were the last ones to do so.

    Because the dormitory was short on space, I ended up using a room that was originally a double room, but it was spacious for some of the dormitory students.

    ‘It’s too narrow.’

    Because so many people are gathered here, it is so cramped that it is difficult to do anything.

    Isn’t this even a men’s dormitory?

    No matter what, I didn’t think it would be good for women to be like this.

    Knock knock knock!

    “Woojin-ah.”

    A knock was heard suddenly.

    “Teacher?!”

    At the sound of the dormitory supervisor’s voice, everyone starts moving in unison.

    “Hey, what should I do?”

    “Hide for now! Huh, bathroom!”

    While everyone else was moving quickly and going into the bathroom, I awkwardly walked to the door and caught my breath.

    “Hoo.”

    Squeak.

    When I opened the door, the male dormitory headmaster was standing there with his arms crossed, revealing his thick forearms.

    “What’s wrong?”

    When I asked awkwardly, the headmaster sighed and glanced around the room.

    “Woojin, are you aware that our dorm has a penalty point system?”

    “Of course I know.”

    What was it?

    If the penalty points were 20 or more, it would have been an immediate forced eviction measure.

    “Do you know what your score is now?”

    “Uh, 3 points?”

    “19 points.”

    “… … Really?”

    I couldn’t help but cringe at the unbelievable score.

    No, you got that many penalty points?

    I’m just letting it slide because I feel like if I open them one by one, I’ll realize that I actually received less than I thought.

    “But I just got a tip.”

    “What, a tip?”

    “A report that an outsider entered your room.”

    “… … .”

    “Unauthorized outsider? And do you know that if it’s the opposite sex, you get 3 penalty points?”

    “No, wait a minute. There’s a misunderstanding.”

    Even though I spoke urgently, the principal still kept his arms crossed and asked with a suspicious look in his eyes.

    “Okay, then tell me.”

    “Yes?”

    “What was my misunderstanding? I just got a tip. They said there seems to be a girl in your room.”

    Choi Jin-ah… … .

    There was a faint rattling noise coming from the bathroom.

    It seems like someone is punishing Choi Jin-ah instead of me.

    “What’s the misunderstanding?”

    “That’s right.”

    Even if I wanted to explain something, there was nothing to explain.

    If you come in under the pretext of just checking and just go to the bathroom, that’s the end of it.

    No, it could be even worse.

    ‘How many people are in the room now?’

    First, three.

    And then three more came in.

    There are as many as six people in my room.

    ‘… … I’m glad I haven’t handed over the position of bamboo forest manager yet.’

    I’m sure this will be the greatest story ever told in the bamboo forest, but I can stop it.

    He’s probably the youngest son of the Woojoo Group, so he’ll be talked about more harshly.

    Since the managers were also involved, I asked Arin and Joohee for help and decided to go into the bamboo forest to control the media.

    “Woojin?”

    “Yes, teacher.”

    “What is that?”

    The headmaster points behind me in a trembling manner. The tip of his finger is aimed at my bed.

    Something covering a thick, protruding blanket. The breasts are particularly prominent, which is a typical female body line.

    “… … .”

    “… … .”

    Both I and the principal shut our mouths at the same time.

    I don’t know what year it was, but I unconsciously hit my forehead and let out a sigh.

    “Woojin-ah.”

    The principal looked at me and spoke in a low voice filled with complex emotions.

    “Normally, unless you’re a real problem child, you won’t be immediately expelled.”

    “… … Yes.”

    “That’s a consideration for the students. If they suddenly end up on the streets, how hard would it be for students who already have no money?”

    “Yes, that’s right.”

    Look at that bitch lying there, her chest rising and falling as she breathes.

    If only I had held my breath and made an excuse that I was like a real doll.

    “But Woojin. I heard something about you.”

    The principal continued to speak calmly, but somehow tried to make me understand.

    In a way, the fact that the teacher goes to such lengths to explain things could be seen as him wanting me to understand.

    I am already prepared and my mind is at peace, all that remains is to accept it.

    “You are… …the kind of person that I can live well enough without having to worry about the future.”

    “Teacher, there is no need to hesitate.”

    “Woojin-ah.”

    “It’s okay. I’m ready. Just tell me. I’ll accept it without question.”

    “Okay, then Woojin… … .”

    Now that final exams are over, this is something I had to do anyway.

    Since I am just doing it in advance, I humbly accept the fate that has come to me-.

    “Get out.”

    I got kicked out of the dorm.

    * * *

    The headmaster left, saying he would give us time to pack our bags.

    I saw the person lying in bed even saying goodbye to me so that I wouldn’t be caught.

    I was grateful that you were considerate of me in so many ways.

    thud.

    The moment the door closed, I turned around and ran towards the bed.

    “Hey you little punk! Who are you!”

    Honestly, I don’t know who it is, but right now I feel like I want to kill the guy who’s covering himself with a blanket.

    “You’re going to play hide and seek with the kids?! If you hide like that, what!? You won’t get caught?!”

    As soon as I grabbed the pillow and started hitting it, the main character finally appeared inside.

    Red hair sticking out.

    “Wow, Woojin! Wait! I’m sorry! No, Yoo Ah-rin pushed me when I was going into the bathroom earlier!”

    Thud! Thud! Thud!

    I don’t know.

    I just don’t know.

    As I continued hitting him with the pillow, I heard the bathroom door open.

    When I turned my head, Choi Jin-ah was there, sobbing, her arms held by senior Joo-hee and Yoo Ah-rin.

    “I was wrong! ”

    There is now only one month left until military enlistment.

    I lost my home.

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