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    “Wow, that feels good.”

    Taking a bath always feels good.

    Maybe it’s because I’ve been using the bathhouse at my parents’ house often since I was little, but I feel really relaxed whenever I go into the bathhouse.

    After finishing my bath and changing into my bathing suit, I sat down somewhere close to the TV.

    Suddenly, I remembered the last time I came here with Choi Yi-seo. Until then, I had never thought that our relationship would become like this.

    I can’t help but laugh when I think of Choi Yi-seo sleeping next to me.

    “It would be a good idea to buy eggs and shikhye in advance.”

    Since they are girls, it would probably take a long time to wash up. So I thought it would be a good idea to get things set up in advance and got up.

    I bought four packs of shikhye at the store and also set out some eggs.

    I look at the bamboo forest on my phone, thinking that the kids will like it when they come.

    – Anonymous422: I really want to do well on this final exam, but how should I do it? ㅠㅠ

    ↳ Anonymous118: Just work hard, do your best, and do well.

    ↳ Anonymous20: Instead of asking questions here, just study.

    – Anonymous231: Why do you always interrupt me when I try to study? I gave up on my final exam after seeing the new game coming out.

    – Anonymous183: Someone please hit me until I pass out. Then wake me up after finals.

    ↳ Anonymous198: Are you a woman? Then I’ll do it for you.

    ↳ Anonymous183 (Author): Get out, you pervert.

    ↳ Anonymous198: ; I didn’t do anything?

    – Anonymous 407 (Administrator 3): When professors give exam questions, how about thinking about it in reverse? Professors always give exams based on content from their lectures. If you were a professor, think about what you would put on the exam.

    ↳ Anonymous11: ? Why is this kid normal?

    ↳ Anonymous229: Admin. How hard did you hit the kid for him to go crazy?

    ↳ Anonymous39: But I don’t think the advice is for a first-year student. This is true. If you think about it from the professor’s perspective rather than just studying, the scope of the test questions will be surprisingly narrow.

    – Anonymous 44: Single-mindedly, today’s ghost story. Everyone’s final exam scores.

    ↳ Anonymous92: That son of a bitch is suddenly hitting my bones differently than usual.

    – Anonymous 373: I heard that the bike thief who was recently famous was from our security department. Now that bastard took a leave of absence and joined the military, the fact that the seniors are getting all worked up about it really sucks.

    ↳ Anonymous 350: Why are we stealing?

    ↳ Anonymous100: What’s your name and student number? Those security department kids are talking nonsense behind your back.

    ↳ Anonymous11: Oh my.

    – Anonymous243: I saw the new releases this quarter. I can only sum them up in one word: shit.

    ↳ Anonymous11: You are a fucking idiot.

    The bamboo forest is peaceful today too.

    A few notable ones are the president who started acting as administrator number 3 and the security department where the bicycle thief was.

    It’s kind of cute that the president, at such a late age, has become quite immersed in the fun of the community and is trying to teach the kids some tricks.

    It seems like there’s a bit of a grind in the security department.

    My eyes are strangely drawn to it, perhaps because Senior Joo-hee said that becoming a bodyguard became her dream.

    ‘Well, that doesn’t mean that Senior Joohee can do it now.’

    Choop.

    I crack an egg while drinking shikhye. Since I’m almost done with the bamboo forest management, I decided to just watch TV.

    When all the ice in the shikhye I bought started to melt.

    “… … Why aren’t these guys coming.”

    I began to feel a chill down my spine in embarrassment.

    Did you just take a bath and come back?

    Or maybe something happened while you were taking a bath?

    Even if it took a long time, it would have come out long ago.

    Holding the melted and cloudy shikhye in both hands, I cautiously approach the group of women chattering near the entrance to the women’s bathhouse.

    “Excuse me, would you mind if I ask you for a moment?”

    “Ah, what is it?”

    “What kind of sauna are you hunting at?”

    The women who were about to say something looked at me and exchanged glances.

    It doesn’t feel that great, but it doesn’t seem that bad either.

    Hmm, Kim Woojin, it seems like your hard work has paid off.

    “Ahem, what’s going on?”

    I handed over some shikhye to the woman who asked while pushing her hair behind her ear.

    “I came with my friends, but they haven’t come out of the women’s bath yet. I’ll give you some shikhye, so can you go get it for me?”

    “Ah… … .”

    An atmosphere of blatant disappointment.

    We finished the meal by handing out free melted shikhye to each person.

    “Woojina!”

    At that moment, a familiar voice was heard.

    Seo Ye-rin, smiling brightly, approached me and linked arms.

    “What are you doing? You want to fall behind?”

    “Haha, the kid came out. Sorry. Just eat the shikhye.”

    “Are you just going to tease everyone when we’re not here?”

    “Are you crazy? I also value my life.”

    I awkwardly bow my head and turn around. Now, Seo Ye-rin is completely hanging on to my back, and the surprisingly squishy feeling almost makes me stand up straight.

    “Hey, aren’t you wearing underwear?”

    “Oh, it’s so sweaty and uncomfortable. I have to wear that when I go out.”

    “No, no matter what… … .”

    I wonder where he keeps his wits about him. The size of the steamed bun is so big that it’s hard to tell, but doesn’t it still seem a bit off?

    Let’s go back to the seat we reserved in advance. Seo Ye-rin asks as she comes down.

    “Is Woojini wearing panties?”

    “I’m a man.”

    Bam.

    Seo Ye-rin put her hand on my lower body so nonchalantly. Then she smiled brightly.

    “Really!”

    “Haa, I don’t know. If possible, stay behind me. If you feel like someone is looking at you strangely, tell me.”

    “Yes! It’s great when Woojini is obsessed!”

    Then he cracks an egg and starts eating it. At that moment, Choi Yi-seo and Yoo Ah-rin follow him.

    ‘It’s fortunate that Seo Ye-rin came first.’

    If Choi Yi-seo or Yoo Ah-rin had seen what they just saw, they might have been hit right away.

    “What? You only bought eggs?”

    “I also bought some shikhye, but it all melted because you guys were too late.”

    “Did it take that long?”

    Looking at Choi Yi-seo’s embarrassed expression, it seems like she knows she’s late too.

    “… … .”

    For some reason, Yu Ah-rin, who was feeling a little upset, sat down and started eating eggs without thinking.

    At first I wondered why it was like that.

    I quickly found out the reason and called out to him as kindly as possible.

    “Arin.”

    “Why.”

    “It’s okay.”

    “… … What.”

    I give a thumbs up to Yoo Ah-rin, who flinched and wiggled her eyebrows.

    “I like all breasts.”

    “Hey, Yerin. Shall we go buy some shikhye together?”

    “Okay, then. I can’t breathe.”

    The moment they heard what I said, Choi Yi-seo and Seo Ye-rin immediately stood up and left their seats.

    Ugh.

    The eggshell that Yu Ah-rin was holding in her hand cracked.

    “What, what are you talking about?”

    “Do you know what kind of expression you have right now?”

    “… … What kind of expression is that.”

    “It’s the exact same expression I made when I first saw a black person in a porn video in elementary school.”

    It was Yoo Ah-rin who suddenly ran towards me.

    “ This is a dog!

    He ran in and got tangled up here and there, and eventually got grabbed by the back and put in a chokehold.

    “Keeek! Su, Suum!”

    “I’m not the problem! Seo Ye-rin is growing up strangely! No, it’s because of you!”

    “Why, why are you telling me that your heart is defeated!”

    “You teased him so much that he got bigger! If I remember correctly, he wasn’t like that originally! And he lost!”

    “Then let go of this so I can knead it!”

    “Kkaaaah! Why are you insulting me!”

    After bickering for a while, they were finally able to break free after Seo Ye-rin and Choi Yi-seo arrived.

    “No, I’m telling you, a woman’s worth isn’t determined by her breasts?”

    I sat back down, drank some shikhye, and said that it was unfair, but Yoo Ah-rin still glared at me.

    After drinking some shikhye, he blurted out a word.

    “Kim Woojin’s dick is so damn small that it’s hard to pretend to feel it.”

    “You fucking bitch! Follow me! I’ll do it until you cry for me to stop!”

    I really can’t stand this.

    When he suddenly got up and shouted loudly, Yu Ah-rin responded by raising her hand.

    “Look at this, you little punk! If someone calls you a little punk, you’ll get mad!”

    “That’s the same as that? I don’t care if your chest is small like now? Huh? It’s okay if it’s flat like a baby!”

    Right away, Yu Ah-rin ran at me again, and this time I had no choice but to run away to the men’s bathroom.

    In the end, Yu Ah-rin’s anger was somewhat appeased by buying her squid from the sauna.

    Of course, it wasn’t completely resolved, but it still had a somewhat calming effect.

    After that, everything was normal.

    We spent our time going to the sauna, going to the ice room, buying and eating things at the store, and chatting about all sorts of things.

    When she was starting to get bored, Seo Ye-rin muttered while staring blankly at the ceiling.

    “Ah, I have to memorize the script.”

    Then he started muttering something to himself on his cell phone.

    At first I wasn’t very interested, but when I heard it was a movie script, I became interested again.

    “What did you say last time? Was it a female warrior who survived the apocalypse alone?”

    “That’s right, the lover is already dead. The main character’s main position is with a wolf-like concept.”

    “Hoo.”

    I didn’t get the feeling that Seo Ye-rin had that kind of image.

    Well, I guess the experts just figured out how to cast the roles well.

    “Can you help me?”

    Seo Ye-rin’s story was the beginning.

    We decided to decide on roles and act out a scenario.

    Seo Ye-rin will keep her original role.

    I am a bad guy.

    Yua Rin is a girl who was taken hostage by a bad guy.

    Choi Yi-seo decided to take care of the body.

    “… … Need a body?”

    Choi Yi-seo sighed, saying that it was ridiculous, but because the child was sincere, she pretended to be dead by lying face down next to him.

    The rest of us don’t bother to get up and just continue sitting down.

    I was reminded of the movie we were filming last year, and in the nostalgic atmosphere, Seo Ye-rin shouted, ““Start!”.”

    “Bang! Bang Bang!”

    He just shot me and killed me.

    “Are you kidding me?”

    If you’re just going to shoot the gun right from the start, why on earth are you doing this?

    “… … But he’s a master of guns but doesn’t talk much?”

    “Haa, let’s do it again. Let’s do it without guns.”

    When I say that, Yu Ah-rin, who was being held hostage by me, gets annoyed.

    “Everything is fine. Don’t touch your body. I want to beat you up every time you do that.”

    “Yep.”

    Anyway, the kidnapping incident started again.

    “Start.”

    As soon as Choi Yi-seo, who was playing the role of the corpse, started to speak, I immediately hugged Yoo Ah-rin tightly.

    “Gyaat!”

    “Finally a girl! It’s been a while since I’ve been a girl! I’ll make you cry tonight!”

    “This guy… …! Haa, save me.”

    A rescue request from Yu-A-Rin without MacAri.

    Seo Ye-rin came in front of us, wiggling her buttocks while sitting, and said.

    “Let go of that very small, petite, underdeveloped, but super cute girl over there!”

    “That girl?”

    “Take me instead! I’ll be your opponent tonight! Let’s have kids and live well together!”

    The script is already out of sight.

    The story was just flowing along on its own.

    Era, I don’t know.

    “Sorry, but I’m a lolicon so I can’t stand up to petite girls! I can’t stand two fat balls like you!”

    “I want to kill this kid.”

    “What the heck?! No, Woojina! How could you say something like that after poking my chest like that!”

    Acting is bullshit.

    “Hey, don’t do it. I’m doing it because you asked me to help you. There’s no need to do it. Take the hostage. Actually, I like corpse-slaughtering.”

    I push away Yoo Ah-rin, who was sitting in my arms with her father’s legs crossed, and approach Choi Yi-seo, who is lying face down.

    “Get out.”

    “It wasn’t a corpse.”

    Choi Yi-seo looks at me with a look of disgust as she slowly gets up.

    I wonder why I practiced acting but ended up tarnishing my image.

    “Seo Ye-rin, what did you say? What? Adam and what?”

    “Look, look! Come on! ”

    “Haa, I just wasted time.”

    While the kids were grumbling that it was a time when they didn’t have much income.

    Woof! Woof! Woof!

    A cell phone that rings out of nowhere and a caller that’s even more out of nowhere.

    – Choi Jin-ah –

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