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Isn’t there a saying like that?

They say that when men fight, they all become friends. I don’t know if it was something our ancestors said or if it was a line from a movie or drama.

When I looked at it strictly, it didn’t seem to be wrong at all.

Isn’t the important thing not to become friends after a fight, but the fight itself?

Because if you try to smash the other person’s head with a bottle like you are doing now, you won’t fight and become friends, but you will see each other at the hospital and police station.

“Yah! “Hey you bastard!”

“Uh-huh! “Calm down!”

I try to stop Chan-woo, who is trying to break Pyo Jin-ho’s head with a bottle of alcohol.

To be honest, Chanwoo decided, but I was a little embarrassed because the pork belly at this restaurant was so bad.

Thankfully, we were fortunate that we were the only customers at the pork belly restaurant.

“Oh I! “Oh, it’s because of that bastard!”

I guess my friendship isn’t good enough for me to call him handsome even when he’s drunk and shouting excitedly. Anyway, I was trying hard to stop him, but the person I was targeting was drinking and sitting there crying.

okay.

“Huhhh! Arinaaaa!”

This son of a bitch is acting like a real man, but he’s just crying and crying.

I don’t know what kind of image the character Pyo Jin-ho is to Yoo Ah-rin and Jeong Chan-woo, but at least to me, he’s just a hotgu.

It feels like nothing more or less.

Watching Han Kang and Ahn Hyun-ho comforting Pyo Jin-ho, who was crying and suffering.

I had a feeling that today would be a very painful day.

About two hours have passed since I was at the pork belly restaurant. The soybean paste stew was slowly cooling down and the meat was hard, but the drinking glass was still moist and did not dry out.

Before you know it, the pile has accumulated to the point where you can play dominoes with the liquor bottles, and a smile blooms on the landlady’s face.

“Hey, dude! I am! Did you say that? “Yerin likes it!”

His head is pounding and he is dizzy because of Han Kang, who keeps talking to me next to him.

He doesn’t get drunk easily with things like soju or beer, but perhaps because he drinks so much, he gets more groggy than expected.

It’s already been 30 minutes since Ahn Hyun-ho went into the bathroom and didn’t come out.

“This sukiyaaa! Brother! “That’s what my brother said!”

Han Kang has become an old man and is acting like an old man.

“Did I say that? “Yerin likes it.”

How can a person become like this in two hours?

I think the problem was that we were all drinking incessantly together to relieve the awkward atmosphere.

I wish I could have gotten drunk too. I was so annoyed that I had to take on the role of taking care of people who had become such idiots.

“That’s why!”

“really! Arinaaa! “I loved you!”

“Off! Arinaaa!”

On the other side, we see Pyo Jin-ho and Jeong Chan-woo, who seemed like enemies of Buddhism before, embracing each other and sharing the pain of heartbreak.

“Shibeol.”

I could feel my tongue loosening slightly, but I didn’t know what to do anymore, so I just picked up the soju bottle and gushed it in my mouth.

“Wow.”

A crushing headache wakes me up as if alerting me to a red flag in my body. I couldn’t open my eyes properly, so I tried to twist my body around, but it even felt like someone had glued my eyes.

As I moved my hand back and forth as if struggling, the phone caught in my hand.

As soon as I barely opened my eyes, I checked the time on my phone and saw that it was already lunch time.

Considering that today’s lecture started in the afternoon, it would be right to run right now.

‘no. give up.’

It seemed like I would have to cancel class today.

This is a college student.

Anyway, it was fortunate that it was a familiar ceiling. I drank so much that my head hurt, but I was proud of myself when I made it home.

As I slowly wake up,

“… … “Whose cell phone is this?”

I started to sense something strange.

The moment I realize that the phone I am checking the time on is not mine, I suddenly wake up.

“Ouch!”

When I suddenly moved too hard, I felt dizzy and nauseated, so I urgently ran to the bathroom.

“What is this guy!?”

Ahn Hyun-ho is sleeping sprawled next to the toilet. I kick him and vomit into the toilet, then leave the bathroom.

The true view of the room that I can finally see.

Han Kang was sleeping while hugging a mannequin wearing mesh underwear that I don’t know where she got it from.

Pyo Jin-ho is hanging limply, hanging from the window like laundry.

Lastly, Chanwoo.

“… … “Who is that?”

I’m sleeping while hugging a bald man I’ve never seen before… … .

It seemed like there was a need to sort out what the hell this was.

A room where everyone, except for the bald man, was sitting together with magpie nests on their heads.

I wanted to tell him to hold his breath because he could smell the alcohol every time he breathed.

“Everyone go out.”

I obviously called them together to sort out the situation, but for some reason, I told them to get out of the way without even realizing it.

“You caught it.”

Ahn Hyeon-ho, whose face is gray and probably still feeling sick, is trying to breathe regularly.

“They said we’re all going, so they asked you to sit down on the street and sleep at your house.”

“…….”

Since I had given the same injection to girls last time, I had no choice but to keep my mouth shut.

anyway.

“Let’s organize things first. Yesterday at the pork belly restaurant… … Did you go to a pub for the second time?”

My memory is vague, so I frown and ask, and Han Kang, who was next to me, rubs his forehead and mutters.

“Hunting gun carriage.”

“Oh, somehow.”

For some reason, Chanwoo takes out his cell phone and sighs.

“I got a lot of messages from people I didn’t know.”

As I can see, there are 13 new friends. Did you all get along well with Chanwoo? Are you okay? Won’t we meet again today? I almost broke my phone sending a text message like this.

Han Kang and Ahn Hyun-ho seemed to be similar as they furrowed their brows as they glanced at their cell phones.

“…….”

Only me and Pyo Jin-ho are quiet on our phones.

“Ah, contact me.”

“You’re acting.”

I deliberately pretended to be contacted by a woman I didn’t know, but it didn’t work, so I decided to just keep quiet.

“Where did you go next?”

When I asked while trying to remember, it suddenly occurred to me.

“I went to karaoke.”

A bald man with natural hair answered.

For a moment our eyes were focused on him. A man who looked to be in his mid-30s was clinging to Chanwoo for some reason.

“excuse me… … But who are you?”

When I asked carefully, the man smiled brightly and answered.

“The person you seduced at the hunting carriage.”

“Oh, fuck!”

“You crazy bastards! “What have you done!”

“ah! Lord! “Oh my god!”

Sighs come from all over. The man seemed to be embarrassed and grabbed Chan-woo, but Chan-woo was startled and walked away.

“Why are you doing this to me?”

“Chanwoo said he no longer trusts women and asked me to go with him.”

“Jung Chan-woo, you crazy shit gay bastard! go away! “Don’t ever come to my house again!”

“no! No! “Oh, it’s not true!”

Chanwoo jumps up and denies it with tears in his eyes. I thought she might be hurt, but she smiled brightly.

“It’s okay, one night’s dream isn’t that bad.”

You’re a tough guy who’s been through all sorts of hardships before giving birth.

I felt like I wanted to kick him out right away, but I held back for now.

It seemed like you remembered the most out of all of us.

“What did you do at the karaoke bar?”

When I asked carefully, the man answered with a smile.

“They just sang military songs for an hour.”

war song?

I wondered who would sing military songs at a karaoke bar and be damned because there was someone here who served in the military.

“uh? what?”

“What is this?”

Han Kang and Pyo Jin-ho screamed at the same time.

Military Manpower Administration notification.

Regarding Kang Han-kang and Pyo Jin-ho’s enlistment together… … .

There was a text message from the Military Manpower Administration giving detailed information about accompanying enlistment.

“You’re enlisting together?!”

“I? “With him?”

“congratulation.”

“You became a friend in one night.”

Hyunho Ahn and I even applauded and congratulated him. Apparently, the two of them got drunk yesterday, applied for enlistment together on their cell phones, and then sang a military song at the top of their lungs.

“What about next time?”

When Chanwoo, who had distanced himself from the man, asked cautiously, the man quietly pointed to the large black and red envelopes in the corner.

“I went to an adult product store.”

“Why did you go there?!”

When I shouted in frustration, he answered back because it was awkward.

“Well, he said he would go.”

Me?

“What’s the big deal about getting dumped by a girl? “She can handle everything on her own anyway.”

“…….”

“Go and buy whatever you want. “Your soulmate is not as far away as you think.”

“…….”

“Is sex a big deal? If you put it in, shake it, and cum, that’s sex. So, if you buy an O-hole, it’s called sex.”

In an instant, four people’s resentful gazes were focused on me.

“Hmm.”

I cleared my throat awkwardly and checked the payment details via text message on my phone.

adult products store

Kim*Jin

773,500 won

“What on earth did I buy, raking in 700,000 won at an adult product store! “You crazy bastards!”

Absurd, I stride over and check the items inside.

There are as many as four tenga.

I bought condoms in a box.

Starting with sexy underwear, vibrating devices for women, vibes, butt plugs, etc.

“What is this, a bug?”

From bizarre tools that remove only the female genitals to vibrating dildos that I don’t know why I bought.

Very crazy items came pouring out like sausages one after another.

“That’s where it came from.”

Han Kang mutters while pointing to the mannequin he sleeps in. I wish you good enlightenment.

“Take all the Onahole with you when you go.”

It’s a supply.

“Chanwoo even brought a dildo and a plug.”

“no!”

anyway.

From what I heard, it seems like they went to an adult goods store, bought beer at a nearby convenience store, came to my house, and then collapsed.

After listening to the man’s entire explanation, I made a cautious request.

“I’m sorry, but could you please go?”

“Ah, then. “I have to go to work too.”

The man wakes up smiling happily.

“I didn’t do anything strange, so don’t worry. “I am a gentleman in my own way.”

While saying that, he went to the front door and winked.

“It was a fun night, guys. “Let’s play together again later.”

thud.

“I feel like my butt is a pain.”

“You’re bald, so you can just leave without washing it.”

“What if there is a senior like that in the military?”

The bald man left and we sat down, sighing.

yesternight.

Chanwoo became a secret friend with the bald man.

Kang Han Kang and Pyo Jin Ho enlisted together.

I scraped 700,000 won at an adult toy store.

“Am I the only winner?”

Ahn Hyun-ho smiles.

He slyly says he didn’t make a mistake and looks at his phone happily.

“…….”

Seeing his suddenly pale expression, I quickly ran over to him wondering what was going on and got ready to make fun of him right away.

From: Choi Yi-seo (73 messages)

“Holly.”

Ahn Hyeon-ho had a crazy record of calling Choi Yi-seo a whopping 73 times.

“Ah, ah, no! wait for a sec!”

I urgently tried calling Choi Yi-seo again.

To a number that is blocked by the recipient… … .

In fact, a complete death sentence was given to Ahn Hyun-ho’s love life.

But it seems that Ahn Hyun-ho wasn’t the only one who had an accident while on the phone.

“I, too, called Arin five times… … .”

At least thanks to Ahn Hyun-ho’s overwhelming call record, Jung Chan-woo feels cute five times.

“… … “Me seven times.”

Thanks to Pyo Jin-ho, who intervened from the side, Yoo Ah-rin received a total of twelve calls last night.

“Fuck.”

I thought senior Han Kang did it to Seo Ye-rin, but when I looked at it, he did it very evenly.

Everyone, except Ahn Hyun-ho, laughed as she looked at the record of calling every girl she had ever dated.

“Ugh, you idiots.”

I was actually at a better level.

Even though he lost 700,000 won, he still maintained his social honor.

1 letter from Choi Yi-seo.

1 copy of Yuarin.

1 copy of Seo Ye-rin.

There was a call record, but on the contrary, it was an incoming call, not an outgoing call.

Although I was a little uneasy about the fact that all three of us were on the phone.

“Let’s go have a hangover!”

In the end, I thought I was the final winner, so I smiled brightly and was about to put my phone away.

Last night, I saw a name at the bottom of my call log that shouldn’t be there.

Yunji Oh

Outgoing call, 3 minutes 47 seconds.