Chapter 161: Need a party member who is good at changing diapers? (2)

Chapter 161: Need a party
member who is good at changing diapers? (2)

“Special
request?”

“Yeah!
I went to the Explorers’ Union as usual, and a little kid grabbed
me and told me to bring my party members! I have a request for you!”

“?”

“Why
are you looking at me like that? Is something strange?”

“A
kid said that?”

“Yeah!”

Jubeel
nodded calmly, but I felt a strange sense of discomfort.

“Why’s
a kid telling you to bring our party members?”

This
was a very shameless act.

The
more clients that want to give the party a request and the higher
their level, the better, but the explorers are not that soft.

Explorers
are usually philistines who put money first, but that doesn’t mean
they are ignorant, self-respecting idiots.

If
the client looked down on us like a slave, we had to take it out on
them and make them feel deeply why they were giving us a request.

And
that doesn’t change, even if it’s a kid who’s still wet behind the
ears.

“Go
ahead. Let’s see what kind of kid is telling us to come.”

“Ah.
It’s not just any runt. It’s Yonel Freya, the Deputy Leader of the
Explorer’s Union.”

“Fuck.
You should’ve said that first!”

She
said the most important thing last.

“Jubeel.
We decided to call it a summons, not a designated request.”

“That’s
it.”

“Haa⋯”

If
she’s the vice president of the Explorers’ Union, she’s not just a
client.

She’s
the top 2 in the union that countless explorers belong to.

She’s
the one in power right under Idelbert.

“And
honestly, it’s true that she’s a kid.”

“No.
That’s not the point.”

“Huh.
A kid with big tits and a big butt isn’t an adult. To be treated as
an adult, you have to be at least 170cm tall, have F-cup breasts, and
be able to breastfeed. Just like me.”

Jubeel
snickered and stroked her plump breasts from below.

Every
time she did that, breast milk leaked out from her areola covered by
her thin cotton shirt and soaked the floor.

“⋯Just
wait a minute. I’ll get some gear and come back.”

“Got
it!”

Jubeel
had been knocking on the inn door so loudly since morning that I was
half-asleep.

I
had put on my helmet but hadn’t washed up or showered.

I
came to my senses and changed into my clothes in the shower room
Diana had prepared for me.

I
didn’t know what was going on, but I was meeting the Vice President
of the Explorers’ Union.

At
least I had to look neat and presentable. I also had to show myself
as an explorer.

I
put on the leather armor and protective gear I had prepared, and hung
two axes on my back and waist.

[Are
you going to the labyrinth?]

Bunny
spoke to me.

Up
until now, she had rarely spoken to me first, but after consuming
semen in the confession room, I felt like she could talk a little
more.

[No.
To meet someone.]

[⋯A
female? You. Are you planning on providing semen to another female?]

Bunny
raised her voice, but I was just dumbfounded.

Why
would I do something like that to someone I’ve just met, especially
to the vice president?

[⋯Save
half and only
give half. I’ve given up half of what’s in my body. So you have
to leave some for me to eat later.]

Bunny
said that and fell into silence again. It’s really hard to follow.

Anyway,
I put on my gear and headed straight to the Explorers’ Union with
Jubeel.

“But
why did she call us?”

It
wasn’t an ordinary case.

For
someone as big as the vice president of the Explorers’ Union to
call a party of low-level explorers.

Of
course, our actual skill level was mid-to-low, but even so, it wasn’t
an ordinary case.

“I
don’t know the details either. I was just told to call the party
members. But I saw the plump dark elf we met last next to the
vice-chairman.”

The
dark elf we saw last time.

“Nuer
Erencia?”

“Yeah.
The dark elf you were going to do something with last time. You were
really into it, huh? I saw her crawling around next to the
vice-chairman today.”

The
puppet curse that was on Nuer was lifted.

It
seemed like the Puppeteer had played some kind of trick on the puppet
curse to make it difficult for the Temple, but the other person was a
saint from the Mother Goddess Church.

However,
even though the curse was lifted, the idiot’s mind didn’t come
back easily.

–Tta-tta-tta-a!
Ta-a-a!

Just
yesterday, Nuer, who was throwing a tantrum and didn’t want to be
separated from me as I got off the carriage, was finally taken home
by the temple people.

‘Is
this something related to Nuer?’

While
walking with that thought, I arrived at the Explorers’ Union before
I knew it.

-Squeak.

As
soon as I pushed open the open door and entered the Union building, a
mysterious feeling covered my whole body.

“⋯?”

It
felt like someone was observing me.

I
immediately activated my cognition and looked around.

“Hey.
Did you see that? That thing earlier.”

“Of
course I did. Is that really Nuer? How on earth did that happen⋯”

“What
reason could a woman have for that? There’s only one.”

“I
saw Nuer yesterday when I went to the temple. She was being carried
by a man named Balkan. Could it be⋯?”

Aside
from the curious and excited gazes of a few explorers who were
whispering inside, no one was particularly looking at me.

‘It’s
not my imagination.’

I
definitely felt someone’s gaze.

“Balkan!
Jubeel!”

“Both
of you are here.”

I
greeted the Harpy Magician Lammel and the Cat Priestess Hitolis with
a strange question in my mouth.

The
former leader, Joy Hog, was nowhere to be seen.

She
left the Labyrinth City for a while, leaving the leadership position
to me to take care of her parents who had been attacked by a strange
woman.

Lammel,
who looked genuinely curious, asked me a question carefully.

“Balkan.
There’s a rumor going around that you ruined a woman’s life with
your penis. Is that true?”

“What
the hell are you talking about?”

“Yeah.
Right? It’s just a rumor, isn’t it?”

When
I replied with a tired expression, Lammel nodded as if she knew it.

Then
the group of explorers stirred again.

“See.
I told you it’s just a rumor? How can a man ruin a woman with his
penis?”

“T-That’s
right? But look. That thing next to the thigh guard. If I get stabbed
by that, I’ll definitely wet my pants and pass out.”

“Well,
that’s for sure⋯
I may never be able to say anything but ‘give me a dick for the rest
of my life’.”

Our
party ignored the explorers whispering among themselves and headed to
the vice president’s office.

It
was located right below the top floor of the Explorers’ Union.

There
was a floor just below Idelbert’s office and training grounds,
which was exclusively for the vice president.

As
soon as I opened the door on the stairs and stepped into the hallway,
a mysterious sensation once again covered my entire body.

The
gaze I felt just now, it felt like someone was observing me.

The
owner of that gaze was on this floor.

[Vice
president’s office]

After
walking a little down the hallway, I saw a tightly closed door.

I
looked at the gold-painted nameplate for a moment and was about to
knock.

Squeak–

The
door opened by itself.

The
party members looked at each other for a moment, nodded, and stepped
through the door.

Chirp.
Chirp!

Peep
pee-pee.

Meow.

It
was more like a small zoo than an office.

From
small sparrows and pigeons to cuckoos, hawks, eagles, cats, dogs, and
even mice.

All
kinds of small animals were staring at us with the same golden eyes.

“Welcome.”

And
then, a tongue-tied child’s voice was heard.

A
little girl with a small yellow chick on her head was looking at me
from her cute rocking chair.

“I’ve
often heard stories about you from the leader.”

[Yonel
Freya LV.1]

[Currently
held by Yonel Freya: 1 blessing and curse]

[◆
Blessing of the protected species]

My
eyes were drawn to the unusual level 1 for a moment.

“Is
this your first time seeing me in person? Hmm. First, everyone sit
down. It’ll be uncomfortable.”

“Ah.
Yes, we are⋯”

“You
don’t have to introduce yourself. We all know each other. Balkan.
Jubeel. Lammel. Hitolis. Right?”

Boom!

The
little girl, or rather, the vice-chairman of the explorer
association, got down from the rocking chair and sat down at the head
of the table and waved to us.

The
party members who had been standing blankly for a moment followed her
words and sat down on the reception sofa.

“What
would you like to drink? I have black tea and coffee.”

“Would
you like to try my breast milk—”

-Swish!

“Coffee,
please.”

Lammel
and Hitolis quickly grabbed Jubeel’s mouth, and I answered instead.

Then
the eagles, hawks, cats, and dogs in the office each moved skillfully
and brought coffee with a luxurious aroma.

“You
must have been surprised when I called you all of a sudden, but thank
you all for coming.”

“No.”

Freya,
who spoke in a soft tone that was unusual for a child and was adding
a lot of sugar cubes to her coffee, sipped her cup and smiled with
satisfaction.

The
party members looked at her with eyes that looked at an unfamiliar
and strange person.

Vice-Chairman
of the Explorers’ Union, Yonel Freya.

Compared
to Idelbert, the leader of the Union, I hadn’t heard much about
her.

The
only information I heard was that she had been dispatched to the
lawless district with Nuer and some others, that she hated criminals,
and that she was quite a strict person.

‘She
doesn’t look like that…’

Maybe
because of the soft animals surrounding her and her childish
appearance, she looked a little different from what I had imagined.

“I
called you for nothing else, but I have a job to entrust to you.”

“A
job to entrust to us?”

“Yes.
Nuer. Come out.”

At
Freya’s words, someone crawled out from under the table where she
was sitting.

“Bim-ta-ta…!”

The
dark elf Nuer Erencia babbled familiarly.

“Ta-a-a!”

Her
eyes turned to me, and she came over using flying magic, clinging
tightly to my feet.

“Crazy⋯”

“Oh
my⋯”

Without
even a moment to see the party members’ reactions with astonished
expressions.

“Hmm.
As expected, you follow along well.”

“Eung!
Ta-ta!”

“⋯⋯”

Freya,
who had been staring at me and Nuer, continued speaking.

“It’s
not that difficult. Take her to the fountain on the 15th floor.”

The
party members’ expressions became serious at the calm voice.

The
15th floor is the only safe area in the Labyrinth, and another
Labyrinth City.

“If
you take her there, Nuer’s spirit will be healed.”