episode_0143

“Thank you for visiting! Please come again next time, guest!”

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Although there were some frustrating moments due to the lack of effective communication, overall, the time spent with the slime guest wasn’t too bad.

Would you say it was healing?

When dealing with other guests, there’s always a sense of forcing enthusiasm, but that was completely absent when conversing with the slime guest.

If all guests were like that, would it be okay to have 100 of them a day?

Watching the slime leisurely crawl towards the exit, I started tidying up the place where she had been.

“…By the way, she couldn’t have heard, right?”

As I cleared away the slime residue on the chair and tossed the empty glass into the sink, a sudden realization hit me that the slime had made a mischievous expression.

Did she really hear it?

If she did…

What nonsense did I blurt out in front of the guest…?

Only now did the embarrassment slowly start to creep up.

I closed my eyes tightly and let out a deep sigh.

Even if I said it quietly so she couldn’t hear! What if I said something absurd in front of the guest!!!

What? Is there something softer here? Crazy woman! Crazy woman! Seriously, crazy woman!!!

“Ugh, ughhh…!”

Tearing at my hair and writhing in embarrassment, I took a deep breath to calm myself.

…Yes, she was quite elderly, so she probably just found it cute! As long as she didn’t hear any other guests, that’s all that matters!

Today’s guests were only pixies and slimes.

The guest who came to the cocktail bar today was particularly scarce, sitting sparsely at the tables. Even if she did hear, only the slime guest would know about the embarrassing conversation.

I breathed a sigh of relief and slowly made my way towards the shelter where I had moved the pixie guest to wake her up.

But.

“Youngest one?”

“Yes, sister! Did you call me?”

“Do you know where the pixie guest who was lying here went?”

“Oh, she just went back home a moment ago! I’m a bit worried because she was giggling, why do you ask?”

“She was giggling?”

I was taken aback by the unexpected news from the youngest one.

…It didn’t seem like she had passed out from getting hit by Nero, so why was she laughing?

Wait.

Could it be?

Making up an excuse about receiving an urgent message, I quickly headed to the staff break room.

Then, I immediately logged into the otherworldly community and typed ‘PixieJoah’ into the search bar.

I hope this mischievous pixie doesn’t cause any trouble.

As I moved to the next screen, I prayed in my heart, but as always, my bad feeling turned out to be true, as the fresh post she wrote three minutes ago was featured in the trending posts.

[Today’s mischief, legendary update ㄷㄷ]

Author: PixieJoah

I went to show off my title [Pixie The Pigeon Slayer] today and ended up witnessing Ma’amang seducing her boyfriend…

A new female slime came to the bar, and that handsome bartender was curious about the texture, trying to touch it, and the things he said ㄷㄷ

“There’s something softer here…”

I want to touch something softer than the slime too!!!!

I really want to touch that plump blood pouch just once

I feel like I could die happy…

Ma’amang is a goddess for real…

There’s a difference between being a hermit in the community and being a hikikomori…

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“Why don’t you seduce me? Why can’t I touch something softer than a slime? Why am I still just a normal human? Why? Why? Why??”

ㄴ Equipment: A killer face. Maybe I should start my life reset as a gay person first? _(Author)

ㄴ No way, that can’t be true. My mom said I’m handsome.

ㄴ Even a hedgehog said their babies are cute. You’re just… cheer up. _(Author)

– By the way, what’s up with the real-name system? lol

ㄴ Seriously, you can tell who it is, right? _(Author)

ㄴ But seriously, if Mamangi turns out to be gay, it would be hilarious lol. I might die laughing if that happens, right?

ㄴ As if that would ever happen lol. If they turn out to be the same person, I’ll buy you 10 burgers for sure.

ㄴ Line

ㄴ Line

– Did they really say that? How is that a vampire? Isn’t it a succubus…?

ㄴ Honestly, I don’t understand the significance of the succubus race… Ah… just a seductive tool.

ㄴ Cancel that statement right now, you’re worse than a piece of shit.

ㄴ Succubus caught in the corner^^ _(Author)

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“…Pixie, you are a creature that should not exist.”

After reading all the posts written by the regular fairy, I firmly resolved in my heart.

Next time I visit the cocktail bar, I’ll pretend to make a mistake and throw her to Nero.

Clang!

Definitely.

That’s the plan.

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“Alright… everyone worked hard, so you all know we’re taking a break today, right? Rest well and let’s see you in full condition tomorrow. Okay?”

“”See you tomorrow, boss! Have a great day!””

As the week passed peacefully, the university festival day arrived in the blink of an eye.

Walking home in the early dawn as usual, I brought up the topic of the festival.

“It’s been almost 3 years since I participated in a university festival. I wonder if there’s anything different this time?”

“I don’t think so? I was curious, so I went there this afternoon, and it was just filled with drinking stalls.”

“…Then I guess it’s the same as before. It’s best to just go along with the flow in crowded places, no need to overdo it and just go back.”

“Right.”

University festivals are not for people like us, they’re for the cool kids.

Since it was obvious that staying in a place where we didn’t fit in would only accumulate fatigue, Jaehyuk and I agreed to go home early.

Honestly, there’s nothing to do, right?

It’s either to make connections, meet friends you haven’t seen in a while, or to flirt with someone.

After meeting Hyeun and Junghyun, what else is there to do? Right?

Unless there’s something special to enjoy, there’s no need to endure an uncomfortable place for no reason.

…By the way, what should we do after meeting them and going home?

After briefly considering our schedule, I jokingly teased Jaehyuk.

“Oh, by the way. Just in case, if you… look at another girl in the middle, I won’t stay quiet, okay?”

“Why would I look at another girl when I have such a pretty girlfriend like you? Are you doubting me right now?”

“Oh, no, I’m not doubting you, I just… said it just in case!”

I accidentally made a joke and ended up not only not gaining anything but also creating a lot of trouble.

How do I break this awkward atmosphere?

As I fidgeted with my feet, Jaehyuk messed up my hair and whispered softly.

“I can’t get it up even when watching adult videos now.”

“…Uh, what?”

“It has to be you. The thing only reacts to you now.”

A calm voice. But the content is so vulgar.

Why does he say things like that when other people might hear?

Feeling too embarrassed to say anything, I closed my mouth in relief to end the anxiety.

I have to be the one, hehe.

They say the object only reacts to me.

It’s chaotic, but the comfort in just two words is real.

I gently embraced Jaehyuk and whispered love in a sticky manner.

“Just now, you said it’s okay to devour me today, right?”

“No, wait, that’s not what I…”

“Yeah, too late~ I’ll take it as permission, my dear♡”

With a gulp –

Jaehyuk, wiping his neck with a smirk as if he had just taken a hit.

Did he enjoy the warmth and scent that subtly emanated while sticking to that guy?

As if refusing to lose, Jaehyuk swiftly wrapped his firm arms around my waist and reminded me of one forgotten fact.

“By the way, Chuseok is only 2 weeks away. Are you ready?”

“…I don’t know, really. I did my best, you know? But I can’t guarantee that your mom will approve.”

“Don’t worry too much. You know how much our mom likes you. It’s okay to relax, right?”

“Silly, if we were just friends like before, I wouldn’t have to do this! It’s because we’re lovers, isn’t it?”

As Jaehyuk said, I already knew that the future mother-in-law liked me.

Whenever I went to his house to hang out or study with friends, I felt that she treated me well.

If I hadn’t been dating Jaehyuk, it would have been just a casual visit to say hello after a long time.

As I said before, even though my appearance has changed, I would have treated her without any pressure, just like before!

But no!

It’s not just a visit, it’s asking for permission to ‘marry the well-raised son of the house,’ right?

How can I relax about this?

Moreover!

“…Mom knows what I was like before this.”

If I had been a woman from the beginning, it would have been a unique case of changing gender, right?

And not a human woman, but a beautiful monster only in appearance?

I have plenty of elements that would make an ordinary person feel repulsed, so it’s natural to worry about the meeting.

“So, I’ll prepare thoroughly.”

It might be unnecessary fuss.

Maybe it will be easier to get permission for the relationship than I worried about.

But isn’t it better to prepare for the worst, even if it means feeling disappointed, rather than being hit hard unexpectedly?

At least, that’s what I think.

“But what if, Mom doesn’t give permission until the end, what will you do?”

Curious Jaehyuk’s question.

To which I answered without a hint of hesitation.

What can you do.

Of course.

“I’ll refuse the refusal.”

Even if I have to use a method I don’t like, I have to get married, right?

Looking at Jaehyuk with a sticky gaze of obsession.

I smiled softly.