episode_0070

[Goodnight, Con.]

Author: Not a Fairy

I’m getting hungry, so I’ll go have a meal soon.

Hoping to meet a handsome man tonight…

Please.

Really, please.

(Roughly, a demon disguised in a blanket tells Con to sleep.)

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– (Roughly, a blonde angel pesters Con to wake up.)

– Please appear in my dreams; I’m confident I’ll treat you well until the end, so please, really, please.

ㄴ Dude… Instead of that, I’d rather increase my chances by going to sleep;;

– Why are you talking like it’s random? Is that some kind of gacha thing?

ㄴ Dunno, seems like it?

ㄴ Remember last time when you accidentally entered an orc gay dream and had a hell of a time?

ㄴ Oh wow, sheesh;;;

– If it’s in a dream, it’s pure pleasure without responsibility, haha. Anyway, I’m off to bed right away.

– Okay, I’ve set an alarm once, and I’ll go to bed in an hour_(Author)

ㄴ Is this person crazy? Haha

ㄴ Going insane, damn haha

ㄴ This will make them go nuts, seriously;;

After a busy peak time passed, customers started heading home one by one.

Taking a sip of cold water and catching a brief breath, my phone, tucked in my pocket, vibrated several times.

“…Who’s making such a racket at this late hour?”

The numbers in my contacts were only my parents, friends, coworkers, and Arachne.

Among them, there was only one person who would be making noise, so I checked my phone with a sense of curiosity.

As expected, it was messages from that troublemaker, Hye-eun.

Since there didn’t seem to be any customers waiting, I figured I could take a break for about 3 minutes.

I sought permission from the boss and immediately started reading the messages.

[Guys]

[I was thinking while watching shorts]

[Hasn’t it been quite a while since the four of us went on a trip together?]

[We went on our graduation trip last, and we haven’t gone since then]

[So let’s pick a date and go]

[I want to go after a long time]_1:14 AM

In summary, it was a suggestion to go on a trip around the end of June when the rainy season takes a break.

My mind had been somewhat cluttered lately, and after reading the message, I felt like I had spent my time uninterestingly.

Leaving a positive reply in the group chat, I approached the boss, who was taking a break, and spoke quietly.

“You look quite tired, boss. Did something happen today?”

“…Just dealing with one ajumma drained all my energy. By the way, Jiwoo, you seem pretty good-looking?”

“Haha, we had some polite customers today. There weren’t any causing a scene while drunk.”

“Lucky you. But isn’t that the default setting for you?”

“No way, boss. I also get my fair share of troublesome customers sticking around.”

“I see.”

Perhaps recalling customers who persistently clung to him, the boss sighed and rubbed his temples.

While he was soothing Nero’s back and having a healing moment, he soon turned to me and chuckled.

“So… You didn’t just drop by, did you? What does our dear Mamang want to talk about this time?”

“You’re too much, boss. Do I look like a vampire who visits people only when I have a purpose?”

“And if you do?”

“You’ve got it right, hehe. Actually, I came to ask if I could take a couple of days off around the end of June. An old high school friend suggested going on a trip after a long time.”

“Will Jaehyuk be joining you?”

“Um… He probably will, but if it’s inconvenient, I’ll tell him not to come. Honestly, I’ve skipped work too many days during the semester, and it’s embarrassing even for me…”

Bowing deeply and glancing around, the boss seemed to ponder for a moment before approaching other bartenders to have a conversation.

Returning to work and starting again, the positive results were conveyed to me.

“Have you heard of the saying ‘조삼모사, 조사모삼’?”

“Yes.”

“Well, then it’s simple. Originally, I was planning to take a vacation from late July to early August. However, since you mentioned you have a trip at the end of June… let’s just move that up and take a break from late June to early July instead. But there won’t be any vacation at the end of July. How does that sound, okay?”

“But what about the other bartenders…”

“They actually prefer the off-season and think late June is much better. Have a good trip with your friends. Bring back a souvenir when you return.”

“…Thank you, boss.”

Not only towards Jaehyuk but also towards the boss, I received many kindnesses in various ways.

A workplace that takes good care of employee welfare while paying well and adjusts vacations reasonably.

Perhaps this is what they call a divine workplace?

Even if I were to use my major and become a civil servant or enter a public company, it doesn’t seem like it would be better than this.

As thoughts continued, the necessity of graduation seemed to fade away.

Considering dropping out like Jaehyuk, I pondered, as another customer entered the bar.

“Welcome, Midnight… wait?”

I tried to greet the customer as usual, but unfortunately, this time, I couldn’t do so.

The moment I confirmed the customer’s appearance, I could only think that I had to ask them to leave.

“…Customer? I’m sorry, but could you show me some identification?”

No matter who brought them here, they probably thought and acted similarly to me.

Because.

The customer in front of me, in many ways, appeared very dangerous.

Soft cheeks where baby fat hadn’t completely disappeared.

A pelvis that didn’t look adult at all.

A short stature that didn’t even seem to reach upper elementary school level.

And finally… clothing with an extremely revealing style that didn’t seem suitable for a child.

If a supernatural crisis had erupted, wouldn’t I have asked them to leave immediately without even asking if it hadn’t erupted?

As I waited for a response, the young girl who had walked unsteadily towards the table handed me her ID.

And there, I could discover one more shocking fact.

Resident Registration Card.

Kim Sua (金**)

94**** – 2******

Species: Succubus

“…Succubus?”

What on earth?

The image I had in mind of a succubus.

It was a moment when that image crumbled.

—–

What kind of species is a succubus?

If you were to stop a passerby and ask, nineteen out of twenty would likely answer like this.

The succubus I knew didn’t deviate much from this description.

Of course, the details vary depending on the work of fiction, but most are depicted as beings with outstanding charm as women.

Yes, rather than being loved by those who end up in prison, they are portrayed as ideal types by the majority.

No matter how much I thought about it, she looked more like a halfling than a succubus.

Feeling an overwhelming sense of dissonance, I politely apologized to her first.

“…I’m sorry, miss. You looked too young, so I had to check.”

“It’s only natural to check, hehe. Even if I were you, I would have checked, right?”

As I returned her ID and sought forgiveness, the succubus customer graciously overlooked it.

But still unable to shake off the confusion, I handed her the menu with a bewildered expression.

…Wait, don’t succubi typically have bodies optimized for seducing men?

Where did the sensual and voluptuous succubus go, and why is there a succubus in front of me who might elicit a gasp on social media?

Unable to comprehend, I stared blankly at the customer, who seemed to have chosen a cocktail to drink, as the succubus smiled and turned the menu back to me.

“Could you make me a Blow Job, please? It’s been one of those days.”

“Order received. One Blow Job cocktail, correct?”

“Yes, that’s the one.”

A succubus boldly ordering a cocktail with an explicit name, almost as if daring someone to object.

I nodded once and swiftly began mixing the cocktail as usual.

Blow Job.

Unless you’re unusually innocent, most people know what it means, so I skipped the explanation of the name.

Anyway.

The method to make it is quite simple.

Pour Kahlua coffee liqueur into a small shot glass, filling 1/3 of it, then layer Baileys caramel liqueur on top, another 1/3.

Finish by adding a dollop of whipped cream on top.

“Your Blow Job order is ready.”

Handing over the completed cocktail in no time, the succubus smirked mischievously and took a sip from the shot glass.

And then.

Gulp –

In one go, she downed all the contents, placed the empty glass back on the table, expressing satisfaction.

Despite her childlike appearance, the scene felt oddly provocative.

If she had looked more mature, things might have gotten chaotic, I thought, and asked her for feedback on the taste.

“How was the cocktail? If there’s anything you didn’t like…”

“Hehe, it was perfect. Sweet flavors suit me well indeed. If there’s a problem, it’s how quickly it gets me tipsy… Ugh…”

Letting out a cute whimper, the succubus glanced around the cocktail bar slowly, then pointed at Jaehyuk, who was resting.

“Sister…”

“Yes?”

“I wanted to talk to him for a moment… Can I ask if he has time?”

“Just a moment.”

Trying to seduce him, planning perhaps a one-night stand.

It was an obvious ploy, but without any worry, I approached Jaehyuk and conveyed the message.

“Hey, that customer wants to talk to you.”

Even if she’s a succubus, with that frail body, there’s no way he’d fall for her charms.

Thinking it would be futile, I casually delivered the message.

“Wait, are you talking about the lady eating gingerbread?”

“Yeah, that woman… Wait, did you say ‘lady’?”

At some point, the succubus had transformed into a mature figure, and I began to feel an unknown sense of unease.

…This is a bit unexpected?

Jaehyuk, this guy.

It should be fine, right…?