episode_0028
by fnovelpiaAfter sending Replica back to the Duke’s house, I was living in the temple for the time being as a summoned warrior.
As a married man and the only key figure who currently communicates with God, I was treated with caution by the Pope, the saints, the believers, and even the people of the kingdom.
Well, given Replica’s fame, her gender as a man, and her good looks, things wouldn’t have been all that different even if she wasn’t associated with a god, but for some women it was different.
Those arrogant women who didn’t know much about replies were trying to seduce me, a married man.
It was time to do something about it. Even though the Pope came forward and declared that he would protect my safety, those sex-obsessed beasts were still trying to make me fall to my knees.
Among them.
“You’re here again.“
He sighed with a distorted expression of displeasure.
“Your Highness.“
The person in front of me was a strong candidate to be the next king and the first princess of the kingdom.
“How can you be pretty even when you hate me?“
She smiled brightly and approached me without hesitation.
“Princess. You can’t come any closer.“
“What the heck. Get out. You little shits.“
Two male believers who followed me around and took care of miscellaneous tasks blocked the princess’s path.
Then, the princess’s face, which always seemed to have a smile on it, turned cold.
An ordinary person would cower in fear. However, those who stand in front of me as a shield are men of God. They are strong-hearted people who will never bow their heads, even to a king who rules over a kingdom.
“That can’t be.“
“Ha. Those kids are really.“
I really wanted to kill him, but the reality that I couldn’t was so frustrating.
The royal forces alone were enough to round up and slaughter all the believers in the entire kingdom, let alone the temple.
However, the reason why this cannot be done is because God actually exists and more than half of the common people believe in such a God, so they cannot do things blindly.
“Get out. You’re not doing anything.“
“That can’t be happening, Princess. If you have something to say, please stand here and say it. If not, please leave.“
“What are you?“
Sharp gaze and questions.
“I will call the knight.“
The believer spoke confidently, with his chest held high, as if he had no fear. The princess scratched her head with a distorted expression.
“Siaya.“
“Your Highness. If you two were close, I could understand. But you two have no connection. And since your highness is the spokesperson of God, please call me by my honorific title.“
I couldn’t help but get angry because he kept interfering with things whenever he had the chance.
But I was good.
These meddlers. Of course, other than this, they’re just annoying.
“Do it moderately. Before I kill you.“
“Yes. Kill me.“
“……“
“Death is just a moment of pain and fear. It is not scary at all, as it is the first step toward God.“
He didn’t say a word.
Oh! Well done! My nameless servant!
“Tsk. Something really annoying has come up today.“
Since he was not a commoner but the husband of a high-ranking nobleman, it was natural that there had to be someone to take care of him as if he were at home.
So, I also had believers like this volunteer to be my servants and serve me.
They did.
It was an infinite honor to be able to serve as the spokesman of God. However, when there was a woman who rushed at me without any consideration for the consequences like a princess, I would get scared as if nothing had happened.
That’s why the temple assigned me some believers with fairly high positions, and they were all lunatics with extremely strong beliefs in God.
As you can see, the result is like this.
He was not afraid of the royal family of a country or of a woman with a bad reputation, but said everything he wanted to say and even made appropriate threats.
“Sia. I’ll come back next time.“
Many women rushed to me, saying that now that Replia was away was their chance.
One of them is this crazy bitch named Princess.
She’s a total crazy bitch who even said she’d kick my husband out the moment I told her I was going to be her husband, even though she’s already married.
Hmm. When I look at it that way, isn’t it similar to Replica?
anyway,
“Go back safely, Princess.“
“Okay.“
The princess waved her hand and smiled.
And he bared his teeth and warned the two men in front of me with his eyes.
As if to say, next time you do it again, you’ll really fall behind.
*
“Is this enough?“
“It’s a little disappointing, but I’ll try to explain it to you.“
“Ah. Thank you, Sia.“
A few days passed.
As I requested, the temple and the kingdom somehow managed to bring in the offerings to the god and placed them before me.
Although it may seem like a small amount in words, I thought it might actually be too much.
Of course, I don’t run anything, I don’t indulge in extravagance, so if you give me 1 billion won for nothing, it’s nice, but don’t you think it’s too much?
It’s in this context.
Artamia asked nothing of humans.
He freely revealed his wish that he would threaten the god who governs the dimension lower than his own and force him to open the dimension, so there was no need for a price, and that he only wanted me to be his husband.
Then what is this? It’s all mine.
Why don’t you take it when I’m giving it to you? If Artamia doesn’t take it, I’ll just take it.
Then, some people may ask, “Aren’t you afraid of God’s wrath?” as they use God’s name to gain profit.
Oh, it’s not scary.
Shit. If you’re a god, then you don’t have sexual desires like other creatures. Just give me your body and I’ll do it. Yes. Yes, that could happen to you. It was obvious that he would let it go.
The representative example was Artamia.
“Would you please move it?“
“Yes, sir. Move quickly.“
“Yes.“
Deep inside the temple, the knights were carrying a great quantity of gold, jewels, and beautiful weapons to a room where they could meet and talk directly with the god.
Oh. I could really live off of this for the rest of my life?
If I, who had eternal life, spent it moderately, I could really spend the rest of my life eating and playing.
But in order to do that, I had to first find a way to leave Artamia and Replia, and then I had to obtain a scroll that would hide the dragon’s appearance.
As for the latter, since there is nothing that money cannot buy, if you go to a capable magician and give him these items, he will make it for you, but there was no answer for the former.
After talking to Artamia and interacting with her for a few days, I knew that she was completely in love with me, so even if I tried to run away, she would definitely find me no matter what.
The dragons are still actively moving.
Still, I think it would be a good idea to save up money for now.
Anyway, once Yui has established herself in the Duke’s household, they decided to return to the Dragon Village.
A thousand years…? Hmm. Is that a little short? If we take the long view and consider it to be between three and five thousand years, there could be another chance for it to happen again.
Oh fuck. This is so fucking annoying.
“I moved everything. Sir.“
Seongnam, who has a strong body, a handsome face, and a tall stature, spoke to me with a smile.
“Thank you.“
“No, don’t worry about it. Rather, we should be thanking our Lord.“
Because it helps me summon the warrior.
“Go ahead and go, Sia-nim.“
“Yes,“
Without a doubt. Ordinarily. She smiled at Seongnam as well and slowly closed the door.
“Ugh…..!“
As soon as he closed his eyes, he smiled sincerely, not pretentiously.
Pick it up one by one.
I started picking up the treasures on the floor one by one and putting them into the pocket of this space.
“Oh. This is really pretty.“
A bracelet of a brilliant green color caught my eye.
Although it had no pattern, the colors were so mysterious that it had a charm that caught people’s attention.
“I’ll have to join later. Heh.“
I tried it on just once and it was a shame, but I put it in my pocket.
“This is work too. It’s a pleasant job.“
Who wouldn’t feel bad about organizing or counting their money?
“Huh?“
My vision, which had been diligently picking things up, suddenly turned white.
“Why aren’t you coming? I’m waiting for you. “
“……“
Artamia… It seems like this girl brought me here by force.
Sigh. I haven’t picked it all up yet. I want to hit a dog. This.
“Why do you look so upset? Oh. Is it because you can’t get back what you earned by selling my name?’
Were you watching the whole thing? I’m suddenly feeling embarrassed by this.
“Yes.“
Artamia raised her index finger.
Then, a small ball of light the size of a bead appeared on his index finger and he held it out to me.
“I collected them. Put them in this space’s pocket.“
Oh my god! What the heck! What is this!
As expected of one of the three great gods, he knows how to do something like this. The favorability rating for Artamia, who had fallen into the abyss, increased by about 0.01%.
“Thank you.“
“That’s something to be thankful for. But what can I do with it?“
“……“
“Why? Is there any money to run away with?“
To be honest, yes, but.
“No.“
“You’re holding back. It doesn’t matter. You can’t escape from me.“
“Yes……“
“Then Sia. Take it off.“
Artamia smiled charmingly and spoke bluntly, as if she was confident that she could captivate me.
Take it off.
Because of that, the favorability rating that had been rising hit rock bottom again.
Having satisfied Artamia’s sexual desire, I was able to emerge from the space with a pure white background.
When I came out, I was a little shocked because I couldn’t see the things that could be used as money that I hadn’t been able to put away, but I realized later that Artamia had helped me put them all in my pockets in this space.
When I came out of the room a few hours later, Seongnam and the high-ranking officials of several temples were waiting for me.
When I told them that I could open a dimension, they immediately started summoning warriors.
It seemed like it would be okay to do it slowly, but from their perspective, they had to help the warrior grow, so the prevailing opinion was that it would be better to summon them as soon as possible.
Because of that, I rushed into summoning warriors without any time to rest.
“Ah, ahh! It’s coming out!“
“Our savior! The warrior is coming!“
“Wooo!“
An endless stream of white light came out.
A moment later, a human figure appeared within the beam of light, and the believers cheered.
“Hey, where is this…..?“
Three warriors appeared.
“Welcome, warriors.“
“Ah…..?“
The warriors froze as they looked at me, either because my appearance had stopped their words and thoughts, or because they did not understand the situation.
“Oh, you’re a hero? Me…? A woman like me is a hero?“
The three women were dressed in costumes from my past life, and I thought that men were more suited to the job of warrior than women…
By my standards, it seemed like ordinary women had been summoned!
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