episode_0030

“Heuk heuk! Stop, Hope! The current physical burden is significant!”

The status window gasped roughly, indicating the need for a break. Did it mention that a tendon had snapped? In such a state, even a warrior’s body would find movement challenging, let alone a body that had just given birth to a baby in that location, making physical exertion even more strenuous.

“Alright, let’s rest here. At this rate, even the goblins won’t be able to find us.”

I caught my breath and bought two bottles of water, handing one to the status window.

Gulp gulp!

“Haha, hydration complete. Rest in progress as of now.”

“Okay, since the village is a bit far from here, how about camping nearby?”

“Reasonable. The user’s physical endurance is severely depleted to carry on with this body.”

The status window murmured weakly. Well, judging by its pale complexion and profuse sweating, it wasn’t a weak murmur but a strong one.

After catching our breath a bit more, we walked a little further, then set up an automated tent in a clearing with few trees and camped there.

Might as well make a night of it, so I bought a campfire kit from the store and set the mood before having dinner.

On the menu: grilled chicken skewers over charcoal! But before that, there was something that needed to be done—correcting the twisted tendon in the status window properly.

Though I called it “correction,” the process involved surgically dismantling the tendon and reattaching it using healing techniques.

Swoosh.

It wasn’t the sound of splattering blood. I inserted some antiseptic into the tent, sealed it with a holy shield, creating a sterile environment.

The status window then proceeded to open its arm and leg with a scalpel inside the sterile space, manipulating and working on them.

“Ouch, does it hurt?”

“Assumption: The warrior’s body seems somewhat desensitized to pain. User, request healing on this area.”

“Got it.”

I applied healing to the area indicated by the status window. The tendon regenerated rapidly, attaching seamlessly as if it had never been detached.

To be honest, while it was gruesome, I had become somewhat numb to blood compared to before. Why? Because goblins or orcs may be monsters, but Neids are human.

It’s undeniably murder. Yet, I killed without hesitation. And in return, it felt like a sense of pleasure filled the void left by violence and the agony of killing in my mind.

Suddenly, I remembered the progress rate of the status window’s body, the warrior’s body, being at 91%.

“Task complete. Damage to the arm and leg has been repaired.”

While lost in thought, the status window had finished the surgery, tidying up the surgical tools like a scalpel.

“However, due to severe muscle loss and bodily restructuring, an estimated 10% decrease in physical stats.”

My head throbbed.

“What? Show me the stats.”

Shocked by the unbelievable 10% figure, I demanded the status window to share the stats.

Status:

—STR: 25

—DEX: 20

—INT: ?

—LUK: 50

Excluding luck, my overall stats were better, but considering this was the stat of a level 49 character, it was dismal.

“…I’m screwed, aren’t I? It’s futile to try to increase stats after leveling up. Naturally, it requires more experience points, becoming inefficient.”

“Affirmative. Hence, I suggest resetting this body’s level.”

“Resetting?”

At the word “reset,” my eyes lit up. It’s a method commonly used when regrowing a ruined character or when changing classes. It’s not only the most needed means at the moment but also the key to defeating the Demon King.

“Is it possible? What are the required materials or time?”

“It is. Required are peak condition before execution, 2000 DP, and 24 hours.”

“Can it be done on credit?”

“Doubtful.”

I sighed deeply. My current divine power was 1000. It meant I didn’t have the ability to pay double the divine power upfront.

“Ugh…”

I sighed and opened the stat window. It felt like checking your bank balance when you have to buy something expensive.

—Name: Serena

—Race: ???

—Occupation: Holy Maiden

—Lv 1

—HP 100/100 DP(Divine Power) 2000/2000 (20%)

Status.

—STR: 10

—DEX: 10

—INT: ?

—LUK: 200

“What’s this? Am I seeing things?”

“It’s functioning properly. User’s Divine Power is 2000 DP.”

Unbeknownst to me, my Divine Power and Luck had doubled. What? I quickly checked the notification.

—Acceleration of Patternization 20%

—Increase in Divine Power Fusion Rate 20%

After the patternization increased, so did the Divine Power. Even a fool could see that.

“So, as patternization progresses, Divine Power increases?”

“97% probability suggests an interaction between patternized uterus and the Divine Power within it.”

“So, getting pregnant while eating rice cakes makes you stronger?”

A truly absurd training method. Damn it, I wish I had been summoned to this world as a man! Useless and damn goddess. If you’re going to do it, at least bring me here a week earlier.

“… Half positive. There are also conventional ways to level up. It is estimated that interfering with the user’s system during the process of resetting the hero’s body will also likely lift the user’s level restriction.”

“Finally!”

A familiar sound interrupted my thoughts. I’ll level up quickly, defeat the demon lord, and then find a way back…

“Hey, status window.”

“Waiting for input.”

“If I defeat the demon lord, do I get anything? Like returning to Earth or something similar?”

“I will make a concession. The system will ensure the user can return to their original world.”

“So we have a deal? A verbal agreement based on trust? If you betray me, I’ll patternize and throw myself into the demon army?”

“…Even a verbal agreement is a contract. The system will honor it.”

With the verbal contract settled, we roasted chicken skewers over the fire outside the tent and enjoyed our meal.

Sizzle.

“Oh, I forgot about this. Don’t eat in a hurry. It’s hot.”

“Thanks. *Munch* Cough cough!”

“Don’t gulp it down. Here, have some cola.”

Surprisingly, I handed the status window a cola, and it drank it all at once before hiccupping.

“Hahaha! Stay still. I’ll clean it up soon.”

I wiped the cola off the status window with a wet wipe, causing it to shudder momentarily.

“…?”

Initially, I thought it was still affected by the cola.

“Gasp!”

But when I wiped its chest, I realized it was something else. Patternization 91%. It seemed a power even the status window couldn’t withstand.

Should I play a prank somewhere?

*Suck♡*

“User?! What on earth are you doing?”

“I’m cleaning you up. Stay still.”

“Stop, *Gasp* Efficient! I recommend stopping!”

Ignoring its plea, I sucked on the nipple vigorously, swirling my tongue.

“Aahh♡”

“Splutter! Ah, not yet, the cleaning isn’t done! This annoying breast keeps dirtying itself with milk, so I have to continue!”

*Squirt♡*

“Eek! Stop! I demand you stop!”

Despite the status window’s screams, it continued to spurt milk as if demanding more sucking.

And as if needing something urgently, it vehemently sprayed milk while protesting.

I knew exactly what it meant and was willing to oblige. I purchased an extra-large pacifier from the store and shook it in front of the status window.

“T-That’s…!”

“Something you need in your pussy. I’ll put it in.”

I made the tip of the dildo touch the entrance of her vagina and inserted it in one breath. No, I tried to insert it. However, before my hand could do it, the hands from the status bar twisted my nipples faster than me and pulled my chest so hard that it felt like it would stretch in an instant.

“Ohhhhh!!!”

Squiiiiish!!!!

The vigorous milk splashed onto the dirt floor. And my face was also painted with pleasure.

“A retaliation for not agreeing to negotiate!”

“Yeah! Retaliation from me too♡”

Saying that, I endured the pleasure and pushed the dildo in.

Squiiiish♡

The dildo, just by being heard entering her vagina in the status bar, made a pleasant sound and was inserted.

“Ohhhhh♡”

The status bar let out a scream of pleasurable ecstasy.

“Immediate disposal!”

And saying so, the status bar grabbed the hammer I had purchased from the inventory.

“Huh.”

Something feels a bit off?

Pweeeek!

“Kkkk! People of the neighborhood! Skynet is attacking humans!”

The status bar cracked my skull. Given my nature where pain turns into pleasure, it should be a pleasant sensation, but I felt a threat to my life and writhed on the ground.

“Additional retribution! Additional retribution!”

And then, seemingly not satisfied with that, the status bar repeatedly struck me with the dildo. But surprisingly, this felt good, and I have an invincible skill called healing.

“Even if you hit me, I’ll heal right up! And it doesn’t hurt at all!”

“The user needs a head format! Additional retribution!”

Thud! Thud! Thud!

And thus, our night grew deeper.