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#5

“When this blood turned you into a monster, your form was fixed in its current form. This is something that even the real woman cannot change.”

“What did you say?”

My form is fixed in this elementary school body and I can’t change it?

I felt my vision go dark and my chin dropped.

Somehow, I tried to become a S-class glamorous person, I had a con artist witch as my teacher, I worked hard like Cinderella, and I did all kinds of household chores… but all of this was in vain and in vain?

I was so shocked that I just started crying.

“Hueeeng.”

“What, what is it? Why are you crying all of a sudden? Don’t, don’t cry. Why are you crying!”

Sob, sob.

Mom, I’m not planning on getting married.

The female corruption thing is over now. Sob.

As I sat on the floor and cried as if my country had fallen, Jinjo Baldra came to me in a panic.

I dabbed away the tears that flowed down my cheeks like a waterfall with my dusty dress, and tried to comfort her by lightly patting her on the back or holding her hand, but the sadness did not go away, and the tears continued to flow.

Am I really becoming a girl? My MBTI is definitely F.

Eventually, Baldra, unable to do anything, just stomped his feet and pulled me toward him, holding me in his small arms.

Maybe it was because of the warmth of her small body embracing me, but my emotions that had been running wild seemed to be calming down little by little.

“I’m sorry, kid. I didn’t know you’d hate me that much… . It was my fault.”

“Hmph… . I understand… . Now let me go.”

“Yeah… .”

Baldra slowly pulled away from me, staring intently at my face, which was battered from the last fight, and gently rubbed my cheeks with both of his thumbs.

“Let me say this first. The fact that growth is fixed means that the identity as a vampire is fixed to that appearance. So, if the identity is not a vampire but a monster, it might be different.”

“Is that…really?”

“Yeah. Really.”

So, as a vampire, I have this kind of elementary school body, but as a witch, I can have S-class glamor?

Phew. What a relief… .

Only then did the tension ease, and I let out a short sigh of relief.

I’m really sleepy, maybe because I’m so relaxed.

But I’m hungry again.

As the reason that had been running wild subsided along with the tension, what eventually took over my mind were instinct and desire.

Come to think of it, I followed the scent of blood all the way here.

But there doesn’t seem to be any blood pouches.

Why did it smell like blood? Was it coming from Grandma Jinjo, who was 14 years old?

“I’m hungry.”

“Uh, yeah?”

“No blood? I want to drink blood.”

“Ah… . Blood. I wondered how you found your way here, but you came after the smell of blood.”

“That’s right.”

“Um… There’s nothing here, but would you like to drink my blood first?”

“Huh? Grandma’s blood?”

“… Why is my real name a grandmother? Call me mother.”

“… … .”

“Come on. Or I won’t give you blood.”

It’s lethal.

How can you do that by eating so much? You 14th century old lady!!

“Okay, Mom. So give me the blood.”

“Okay. Okay.”

“Huh?”

“What are you doing, stick your fangs in here and suck my blood.”

Oh, no.

Wait a minute, is it really okay for someone like Jinjo, the queen of vampires, to expose her neck like that?

I could only look at her with a bewildered face.

No. Have you forgotten that we fought so hard?

What if I harbor a grudge and bite the back of his neck to death?

Seriously, seeing this, I can’t tell if I’m naive or stupid.

If you lived in the 14th century and ate social food, shouldn’t there be a thousand snakes wriggling inside you?

But when I first met him, thinking back on our conversation, I remember him not being that stupid… .

You tried to skillfully change the topic of conversation even if it was difficult.

“Are you really eating it?”

“Yes. Eat it. All the elder children have sucked blood from me, so you don’t have to be so surprised.”

“Uh… Really?”

“Of course. Maybe it’s just my daughters’ privilege?”

“I will eat well… .”

If it comes to that…, it’s only natural that I should eat it!

I sunk my sharpened fangs into the nape of her neck and the ridge leading to her shoulder.

Her strange moaning sound echoed.

Without even caring about that, he sucked her blood diligently, and for some reason, she let out another moan of excitement.

… … ?

Is this person feeling it right now?

While sucking blood?

Jinjo’s blood was definitely sweet and incredibly delicious, but her strange attitude kept bothering him so much that he had no choice but to stop drinking it.

“Why, kid?”

“Hey… why are you moaning?”

“Uh, yeah? When did I say that?”

“You groaned… .”

“Tea, is this a mistake?”

It’s not a mistake.

Are you thinking I’m an idiot?

I pulled my upper body away slightly and met her eyes.

Anyone can tell that he’s rolling his eyes and making awkward faces.

This guy.

I was really excited.

Is it masochism? Why do you like getting bitten on the back of the neck and having your blood sucked?

This is a total pervert.

Is it possible to be this smart if you live in the 14th century?

Or what?

Is this guy really a lily fan…?

“Excuse me. I have a question.”

“What, what is it? Tell me.”

“Among the vampires, that is… Are there any older brothers among the elders?”

“Brother… ?”

“Yes. Do you have any male brothers? ”

“… None. The elders are all girls.”

At this point, I couldn’t help but be confident.

This guy…! He’s an extremely vicious lily bug!

Enemy of the Dark One.

The TS world’s most infamous villain!! A lily bug!!

A beetle and a lily bug? What a terrifying and horrible combination!

Aren’t they the exact opposite of me, who pursues glamorous female corruption?

I quickly dropped my body for fear of catching her lily disease.

Already, the azalea disease has spread, and if the lily disease spreads as well, the azalea and lily disease will be complete!

I just can’t stand that.

“What, what is it? Why are you suddenly leaving my girlfriend? You might get hurt if I do this… .”

“shi, be quiet. This lily bug! This bee stinger!!”

“What, what?”

“Since ancient times, men and women should love each other by uniting yin and yang! Mixing only yin and yin is ignoring the yin and yang and the five elements!!”

“What, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is this some kind of slang that kids these days use?”

You don’t even know the five elements of yin and yang. How ignorant you can be.

Is it inevitable when the generation gap is 14 centuries?

… No. But the theory of yin-yang and the five elements was one of the theories that was widely spread in the East during the Joseon Dynasty, no, even before that.

Rather, shouldn’t you, a 14th century hag, know better?

“Anyway, you were trying to make me fall by feeding me blood!”

By any chance, does that woman’s blood contain lily of the valley components?

Sounds plausible… .

I have already become a corrupted being because I received Jinjo’s blood.

That scary blood might have the effects of lily poison mixed in.

I glared at her with an even more suspicious expression, having such reasonable doubts.

Then, Mr. Baldra asked, pounding the floor as if he was frustrated.

“First, explain to me what lily corruption is. I don’t understand it at all!”

I have to explain to you with my own mouth what a lily is.

I was so embarrassed. I even wondered if he knew what a lily was and was asking me to explain it to embarrass me.

I moved my lips several times before barely managing to answer.

“… A woman loving another woman is a yuri.”

“Does love mean physical love or mental love?”

“… Both.”

“… … !!”

Jinjo Baldra trembled, his ears turning bright red.

She lifted her head, which had been bowed, glared at me, and spoke harshly.

“How ridiculous! What kind of slander is this! I just thought of you as my daughter, so how can you talk about love between lovers!”

“Uh… .”

“Rather, isn’t it you who loves me! That’s why you’re slandering me like this!!”

“What, what did you say?”

“That’s right. Now I understand. The moment we met, you flinched at me and showed a hostile attitude because you didn’t want to show that you were in love with me!”

What the hell is this?

What kind of mindset do you have to have to think like that about me, who even started a fight?

This old man… Is he perhaps an axe user?

As I sat there dumbfounded and speechless, she became even more agitated and began to scold me.

“Yes. Of course, everyone acknowledges that the real woman is very pretty. I also know that children intentionally harass the person they love. However, that doesn’t mean you should beat the real woman indiscriminately. Reflect on your actions.”

“Excuse me… . Didn’t we fight each other instead of me unilaterally assaulting you in the first place… ?”

“Be quiet! Anyway, I won’t accept it just because you feel like it. Be content to just quietly drink my blood.”

… … .

I feel bad.

I feel so bad.

How can I be rejected in advance when I never even asked to be accepted or told that I like you?

Is this the 1st round of 0 confessions?

I never thought I’d become a TS pretty girl and still have 0 confessions and 1st date?

Wasn’t it a cliché that the rule for TS beauties was that they were the ones who got kicked, not the ones who were …

Why does my life always have to go on like this?

This is ridiculous.