episode_0071

#9

Have you ever imagined the real world turning into a cartoon?

A world colored in black and white.

Exaggerated character behavior.

People want to escape from the boredom of reality and find utopia by going to the world of comics, but the world of comics that they see with their own eyes is neither as beautiful nor as cool as they imagine.

And these feelings were not only felt by me, but also by the Gothic Lolita boys and girls present.

“Everyone’s become weird.”

“Hey, Yeonsu. What’s wrong?”

“Seo, teacher!! It’s me!! It’s Dojun!!”

Now, it seems like they don’t even intend to follow the rules of dodgeball as a sport, and they throw punches, shoot swords, use magic, etc. In fact, they have become the very embodiment of monstrosity.

Even the face and physique have changed subtly.

How would you feel if your classmates suddenly changed overnight and started attacking you?

These children are elementary school students to begin with.

A young child whose ego has not yet fully developed and who lacks the strength to protect himself from the influences of the world.

Even Choi Hye-na, a teacher who was supposed to protect the children, was possessed by the monster, so I was the only adult who could protect the children from the violence wielded by the monster.

Even though I am a total idiot when it comes to fighting, if I want to save even just one body, I can run away and bring Winter Sister back to defeat her at any time, but I cannot back down.

If I run away, what will happen to these children?

“Don’t be scared! Guys! Gothic loli girls are the best!”

Gothic loli girls are the best. If you believe that, then it will happen.

Moreover, this is a mysterious phenomenon where a cartoon is realized in reality.

As the famous line from a famous comic book says, if you can’t win, imagine yourself winning, if you imagine a gothic loli girl being the strongest, that imagination will change the world according to the mysterious rules presented by the monster.

“That, but. That one breathes fire, and swings a sword, and it causes slashing!”

Yeah, that’s right.

Even at this very moment, I was fighting back, pouring out defensive artifacts without sparing any effort to protect the children.

It was a truly vicious method.

In order to limit the imagination of children with rich imaginations, they created a battlefield to their advantage without even declaring war, and manipulated the children who were taking the lead to deliberately launch such a splendid and overwhelming offensive.

Thanks to that, so many gothic loli boys and girls are scared of this.

But I didn’t back down.

Not backing down means that my words, ‘Gothic loli girls are the best in the world’, will gain strength.

So, the children who were trembling and scared behind my back, little by little, gained courage.

“I, I, I. I don’t know because I’m stupid… , But, still. Ha, if the sky speaks, I’ll believe it.”

It was one small step.

However, it was a big enough leap to change everyone in this place.

Rhythm.

A timid girl.

My partner.

The child took small steps and stopped next to me.

Then he clenched his fist and aimed it at the cartoon characters who were unleashing an overwhelming attack from the opposite side.

Although her tiny hands and delicate strength were no match for those powerful beings who could fly through the sky and shoot fireballs, her single step gave courage to the other children who were terrified.

“That, that’s right, we’re going to fight back too!”

“Ha, the sky said so. Gothic loli beauties are the best!”

“… Wait, I’m a guy?”

“That doesn’t matter! You’re a pretty girl too!”

“Yes?”

I found myself chuckling without realizing it at the jokes I heard behind me.

Well, I’ve become a TS pretty girl, so what can’t that little kid do?

“Ah, anyway. Look at the sky. It didn’t get hurt at all against that terrifying ability.”

“Hwa, definitely. Isn’t it true that goth loli beauties are the best?”

Yes. That was the reason why I was gritting my teeth and somehow pretending to be relaxed while enduring that monster’s attacks.

If this is a world where cartoonish imagination gains power, it’s not impossible for our little ones to become the world’s strongest gothic loli girls.

Having read my intentions, that monster poured out mysteries without reserve and rushed at me in order to somehow defeat me and subdue the children. I am a witch and an alchemist. It is my specialty to make the impossible possible.

Pupupupu!!

The falling meteor curved at an odd angle and landed right in front of me. The rubber fist shot out like a rocket, slashed past my face, and then deflated like a deflated balloon.

However, since the mysterious energy I had accumulated was starting to run out, when I was starting to feel a sense of crisis, the gothic loli boys and girls, led by Seo Yul, took the lead as if to protect me.

And… a huge amount of mystical energy flowed from those boys and girls.

It meant that the children’s imaginations responded to the laws of the distorted world.

The king of boys’ comics.

The support of my colleagues soon becomes strength.

And with that power, you can overcome difficulties and defeat enemies that block your path.

That’s the law of comics, that’s the law of the world this monster created.

So, I don’t support it.

pop!!

A pitch-black cone-shaped hat protruded from the top of her head. A cone-shaped hat, which is almost like a uniform to witches.

And then, a long staff with a brilliant jewel on it rose from his hand and was grasped.

The ones who were most surprised by my sudden change were the gothic loli boys and girls who had been surrounding me and supplying me with mystery.

“Hey, sky?”

Seo-yool stuttered and made a surprised face, startled by my appearance that resembled that of a witch from a fairy tale.

I thought the guy looked cute, so I lightly pinched his cheek and shook it.

I raised my crow’s feet toward the swaying rhythm in my feeble grip and whispered softly.

“From now on, will you call me Unnie?”

“???”

I recited the few combat spells I knew, leaving Seo-Yul with a bewildered expression, not knowing what to say.

“Making Cooking!”

Why are the spells so cute? What can I do? Alchemists aren’t specialized in combat.

Still, for a cute spell, it’s pretty effective.

The onslaught of monsters met my fired spell and all of them turned into cookies.

Chocolate chip cookies, apple cookies, mango cookies, matcha cookies, cheese cookies!

Using the power of mystery, I was able to completely transform the material itself and re-knead it into the form I wanted and drew.

And the result of that re-kneading is a cookie.

… Of course, it couldn’t be used on living things like people or animals. It was barely allowed to be used on plants, but in short, it could turn any substance except for living things with blood into cookies.

This is the battle magic I created with my alchemy!

Making cookies!

‘It’s a technology that is difficult to use unless absolutely necessary because it requires a lot of pension costs…’

There are gothic loli boys and girls behind me!

Bang bang bang!!

As all the attacks made by the main characters of the boys’ comics comics comically turned them into cookies, the gothic loli boys and girls gained an image of being even stronger, and this became an even greater mystery to me.

In this perfect virtuous cycle, the monster could not hold out any longer and was stripped of all of its stored secrets, eventually giving up.

The world that had been painted in a black and white cartoon style began to gradually crumble and return to its original state. Also, the students and teachers who had been transformed into cartoon characters also returned to their original forms.

It was evidence that the world order he had created was collapsing.

So, I retrieved the twisted monster.

I wonder what Unnie Winter would say if she found out.

Why would he nag me about handling it on my own without telling me?

Anyway, my second elementary school life was coming to an end like this.

It might be a bit of a shame that elementary school couldn’t be dyed in Gothic Lolita…?

#10

If there is a meeting, there is also a parting.

I didn’t bother to give the kids the red pill that said, “I’m actually a 23-year-old adult who went undercover to defeat monsters!”

Since you came like the wind, you must leave like the wind.

Ah. Of course, I told the truth to my homeroom teacher, Choi Hye-na.

Not me, but Winter Unnie.

When she heard my age, she was so surprised. I couldn’t even control my expression and looked at her as if I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t help but laugh.

So when I asked him what he planned to do next, he just smiled.

Of course… .

“Okay. Haneul has to transfer schools again.”

“Huh? Already?”

“Yes. Everyone. It’s a shame, right?”

“Yes… .”

Ms. Choi Hye-na smiled awkwardly and lightly patted my back.

It was my signal to say goodbye, so I took a step forward and looked around at the children.

“What the. Everyone is wearing gothic lolita clothes.”

All the kids in the class burst into laughter at my light-hearted teasing.

It seems that the memory of that day, when the Gossip Girl army fought against the monsters and won, was still memorable.

I never thought that all the kids in my class would wear gothic lolita clothes to school.

What the heck? There’s a guy wearing a dress, right?

Uh. That’s a bit… .

“Um… . Well, it was a short time, but it was fun, and I hope to see you again later. Take care, guys.”

“Ah~. Don’t go~”

“Unfortunately, a pretty girl like me has work to do.”

“Eee~”

“Okay, everyone, take care!”

Was it sad that my few friends were leaving?

I was a little concerned about Seo-yul’s sad face, so I made eye contact with him and whispered something with my lips.

“You can do it!”

“… … .”

And the guy nodded his head, shedding tears in response to my cheering.

So I went back to being a witch, not an elementary school student.