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#5

When conquering a monster, the most important thing is to interpret its unique characteristics and mysteries.

First, let’s think about it.

Assuming that the floating internet joke about a room you can’t get out of unless you XX actually became a bizarre reality, what’s the best way to solve it?

Of course, the easy and quick way is to faithfully follow the rules set by the monster.

That is, doing XX for real.

What is XX?

I can’t be sure of that either.

Is XX a pronoun to hide a specific word, or is it really processed as satisfying the rule of the strangeness if the sentence condition of XX is met?

“Suhoya. When you hear the word XX, what comes to mind?”

“… Normally?”

“Yeah. Normally.”

“Study, play games, exercise… ?”

“Let’s talk about things we can do together in this room right now.”

This is the rule suggested by the monster.

Maybe we can solve it using the tools in the room.

All I have is a bedding, so I can’t study, play games, or exercise in this.

“Then… . Isn’t that the only thing?”

Suho cautiously gave me his opinion in an uncertain voice, worried that I might arouse suspicion.

Certainly, that is not wrong.

How many things can a man and a woman do together in bed?

Not sleeping.

There’s no TV, no game console, and not even any books.

Suho, whose face turned red as if he had a dirty imagination, looked at me nervously.

Okay, let me be a little more honest and straightforward.

What are you doing with Suho?

Well. It’s not bad. It’s not that I hate Suho, no. More precisely, I like him.

Up until now, I’ve been saying things like, “I have to seduce Suho. He’s a bachelor, so it’s even better. What should I do?” as if I were joking around without any hesitation, but it was true that I actually liked Suho.

So, in the 21st century, it’s not strange to have a relationship with someone you like. It’s natural.

However, the problem was that my identity as a woman did not allow me to go that far.

As expected of a TS pretty girl, isn’t that her identity as a man?

Isn’t that the rule of TS?

No. Here, the identity as a woman is correct.

My feelings towards Suho are still just feelings of affection. He’s cute and handsome, but he lacks a lot of manliness. Maybe that’s why. He also seems to lack a lot of confidence.

Anyway, I end up worrying about whether I should give my precious virginity to a man like that.

What kind of crazy talk are you talking about?

I know, I know I’m weird.

But, because I became a TS pretty girl, that too. Because I became a pretty girl who dreams of being a dark horse.

Giving your first night to the perfect man is a natural romantic dream!

The biggest problem of all!

My body right now is in such a miserable state that it reminds me of an elementary school student.

How can I have sex with a body like this?

That’s crazy.

At least, that’s what you should do after becoming a S-class glamorous pretty girl.

Both logically and ethically.

… Well, let’s think about it a little more.

“Just because a man and a woman sleep in the same bed doesn’t mean they’ll have sex, right?”

“Oh, is that so?”

“I think so.”

“If that’s the case, sister, then let’s just… sleep together in bed?”

“Okay. Let’s do that.”

This makes me feel like I’m building an iron wall.

He might be secretly expecting it too, but did I not take Suho’s feelings into consideration enough?

In the old days, the fish farm manager was seen as such a mean and evil person, and here I am, sitting there doing that.

Perhaps, if Suho posts something on a community site asking, “What is this girl’s psychology?”, wouldn’t there be 4,700 characters of swear words in the comments?

But, please understand, Suho.

Or will you be defeated?

“First, let’s lie down.”

“Yes, Sister.”

I lay in bed with Suho.

And we covered ourselves with the blanket.

I am relatively short and have a small build, so I was able to cover my entire body with a small area of blanket, and thanks to that, even though the blanket wasn’t that big, Suho and I were able to share it comfortably.

Lying on a soft bed in a strange room with a cold wind blowing in, covered with a warm blanket, it felt like the luxurious romance of going on a trip, turning on the air conditioner and sleeping under a blanket.

Was that why?

After covering ourselves with the same blanket, Suho and I, slightly excited, turned our heads and looked at each other, chatting about this and that.

“But, Sister. It’s smaller than I thought.”

“You already knew that. I’m small.”

“That’s true, but… . Since we sleep in the same bed, I think it feels more like that.”

“… Something feels off?”

“Hahaha. Is that so? While we’re on the subject, can I ask you one more question?”

“What is it?”

“How tall is your sister?”

“… 130.”

“Really!? It doesn’t look like that??”

“Why does it look bigger?”

“No. It looks smaller.”

“… … .”

In fact, it is rounded up to 130.

My height is 124.5… .

I also measured my height and was shocked. Honestly, I thought it would be 140. I overestimated myself.

But how does 124.5 round up to 130?

Don’t you even know the difference between four and five? You guys?

If you round up, 124.5 becomes 125. If you round up again, you get 130.

okay?

Don’t tell me to quit!

“130 That’s right… .”

“Well. I’ll do that.”

“Mr. Woo. You’re annoying. You.”

“Hahaha.”

We spent our time lying in bed together like that, lazing around.

Fluffy.

Soft.

Powapowa.

Touch, smell, sight, hearing.

Every sensation my body was feeling was screaming with happiness at being buried under this fluffy blanket.

Ah. I feel good.

If I weren’t in the middle of some weird situation right now, I think I could just sleep soundly.

How can one enjoy such luxury in the summer?

“Sister. Are you sleeping?”

“No. But I think I’m going to fall asleep.”

“… Can she really subdue monsters like this?”

“Hehehe… . I don’t know. Can’t I just live here?”

“Yes, yes!?”

That’s right.

Where can you go in this hot summer to sleep so coolly?

Electricity bills are so expensive, and I can’t even turn the air conditioning on full blast at home.

I think it would be nice to just live here.

Is there really a need to subdue them?

“Sister. Wake up! Sister!”

Shake shake.

I opened my eyes wide at the sound of Suho’s voice calling me, shaking my shoulders.

“Huh!? What the.”

“Sister. Something was a bit weird just now.”

“There seems to be something wrong with this bed. Let’s get out.”

No matter how nice it is to be under the blanket, how can you possibly think of living inside a monster’s body?

I just can’t understand it.

Why on earth would you think that?

Of course, it is true that it is dangerous outside the blanket… .

Yeah. It’s dangerous outside the blanket. Let’s not go out.

“I don’t like it either. I want to stay here.”

“Who, sister!?”

“No way. I’ll stay here. It’s dangerous outside the blanket.”

Dangerously, the guardian fell out of the blanket and was stamping his feet toward me.

That won’t do.

It’s dangerous outside the blanket, but you go out so shamelessly.

What are you going to do if you get hurt?

I’m going to get in trouble with Soojin.

I covered myself with the blanket and looked at Suho with a worried heart.

“Suho. It’s dangerous to stay there. Come under the blanket quickly.”

“Sister. No matter how much I think about it, I think you’ve been possessed by a monster right now.”

“What are you talking about? I’m a witch. How can a monster eat me?”

Look at that.

It’s dangerous to go out of bed, so that’s why you’re talking nonsense.

“No, I can’t, Sister. Excuse me for a moment.”

Suddenly, Suho grabbed my arm and carefully pulled me out of the blanket.

I couldn’t help but widen my eyes at the guy’s astonishing behavior.

What the hell is this!

You’re trying to get me out of the blankets! Are you possessed by a monster!?

“Are you crazy!? How dare you touch a woman’s body!”

“Oh, no. That’s not it… .”

“Then what? This elementary school body isn’t even a girl’s body?”

“Oh, no! That’s absolutely not true!”

“Then let go quickly. I’ll be here. It’s dangerous outside the blanket.”

By the way, what the heck is this?

Before I even noticed, the guardian was being eaten away.

Hasn’t Suho been hit by the first-class freak happy virus before? Is he easily possessed by freaks?

“Sister. I have something to ask you.”

“Huh? Tell me.”

“Is it possible for someone to become infected with a monster without knowing it?”

“Isn’t that possible? Especially if the entire space is made up of strange rules and you can’t interpret them.”

“Um… .”

Suho let out a faint sigh and thought briefly.

Are you worried that you might be possessed by a monster without even knowing it?

Don’t worry. I’ll take care of everything.

Of course, it’s dangerous outside the blanket. If you come inside the blanket.

“Don’t worry, Suho. If you come in here, I will save you.”

Were those words the fuse?

Suho hardened his expression and asked me another question.

“Then, what is the way to save someone who has been unknowingly possessed by a monster?”

“Well. The most certain thing is, the world’s providence twisted by the monster… . So, interpreting the mystery. If that doesn’t work, um… . That’s it. It has to be a shock. A big mental shock. ”

“Shock… . Shock… .”

Suho repeated those words over and over again. After making up his mind, he slowly approached me.

Yeah. So you finally realized that it’s dangerous outside the blankets?

Come on in.

But that wasn’t it.

side.

“!?!?!?!?!”

Yeon Soo-ho’s lips landed softly on my cheek, filling the quiet room with a moist sound.