episode_0137

Emperor Asher had been deeply troubled for the past few days. Normally, he would have ignored her, but even so, she was the younger sister of the unfortunate deceased Leila.

Spitting on her like that felt like a ghostly echo of a dead friend. And since that kind of person, Rosie, had even said she would give up Leila’s ring, it would have been strange not to care.

Even though it wasn’t something she had in her possession right now, she knew that it was something that Rosie treasured the most.

“Sigh…”

That’s why the emperor couldn’t help but suffer from a headache. If she were the empress, she would have told her not to be so stubborn and kicked her out, but unfortunately, the emperor was a very cruel person.

He also wanted to give his friend’s younger sister one last chance, something he still had buried deep in his heart. However, he was also worried that Raul would get hurt again in the process.

Just when his head was about to hurt for various reasons, the Emperor became slightly annoyed when he heard that Raoul had called him.

“Oh, the Emperor is the name of a neighborhood bastard. Where the hell is the bastard who tells the Emperor to go away…”

“You said you would prepare the drinks and snacks first…”

“You think Jim is some kind of beggar. If Jim throws a drinking party, you go there and drink without any pride. That’s right. Go away.”

First of all, to the Emperor, Raoul was more important than Rosie.

The emperor, who arrived at the drinking party, frowned as soon as he saw the other faces.

“This fucking dog shit.”

Kyle, Raoul, the royal physician Yuris, and even myself. They were all faces I had seen enough to be sick and tired of on the battlefield.

“If four guys drink together, it’ll just stink. If there’s just oil and noodles, it’s aglio olio.”

“What the hell does that mean?”

It was some kind of sexual joke, but Raoul, who was innocent, didn’t understand it.

Kyle kindly explained to me that Aglio Olio is originally a dish made by frying noodles in oil, a small amount of garlic, and a pepper called peperoncino.

“Then if you call women, are you a vongole?”

After hearing that story, Kyle and Yuris ended up spitting out their drinks.

“Where did this crazy person learn such bad words…!”

“Camila Daman.”

“That’s why men need to meet good women… I never thought such a pure human being would say something like that.”

“Actually, the reason I called you was because of a woman issue.”

When the topic of women came up, the emperor immediately thought of Logi’s face.

If Rosie’s story comes up, I might be able to ask Raoul subtly what he thinks about Rosie.

If Raoul was willing to forgive Roger, he was willing to give him a little help.

“How on earth do you have sex?”

But when Raoul asked questions, the Emperor’s interest quickly turned elsewhere.

Raoul was an old-fashioned man who had always refused such a relationship.

Raoul was the first to bring up this story, and if it doesn’t interest you, then you’re a monster with no human heart.

“But Raul… Aren’t you asking the wrong people?”

Kyle looked at the assembled people with a puzzled expression.

First of all, Raoul, who asked the question, was a pure man with no knowledge of the subject, the Emperor was a man who was held captive by his wife, and the royal physician, Julis, was still a bachelor with only medical knowledge.

“Jim is a married man.”

“… To be honest, I can’t stand it, so that’s why I’m saying that.”

“Anyway, a bunch of disloyal traitors.”

The emperor took a sip of the strong drink and thought of Logi.

If Raoul had opened his eyes to that side, there was also the option of giving Rosie as a concubine. It would not be a great shame for a master to have a concubine, and there would be no decent reward either.

Rosie’s face was beautiful, just like her sister’s, and her abilities were also not bad.

In that case, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to give Raoul a small gift. Besides, unlike the previous emperor, Raoul would probably know how to control his sexual desires to some extent, so it wouldn’t be a bad idea.

“Hmm, then…”

“Let me say one thing as a doctor.”

However, it was the royal physician, Julius, who initiated the conversation first.

“Hygiene comes first for everyone. Even pure nobles can become infected through hygiene. It is important to wash the affected area cleanly with running water.”

“Hoo… Then, before we start, would it be better to take Camilla to the river and have her wash?”

“That’s right.”

“But don’t women usually value cleanliness? If I say that, you might feel offended.”

“So, what’s important is a manly, hot look. It’s about washing up hotly.”

“If you want to wash yourself hot in the river, you have no choice but to throw yourself into the river without any questions or answers.”

At that moment, Kyle had a gut feeling. The conversation was headed toward destruction. No matter what they did, the four of them would be roasted to a crisp by Camilla’s lightning.

“That’s unexpected. I thought you would be more helpful than His Majesty, who is married.”

“Your Majesty leaves everything up to Her Highness the Empress, so what difference would it make if we sleep together?”

Then, the emperor, who was trying to impart common sense, got angry and slammed the table in the bar.

“Who dares to say such nonsense!”

“No?”

“Jim is taking the lead in everything!”

In reality, the one who led this couple’s sexual relationship was the empress, who had a wealth of knowledge in the art of concubine… but the emperor, who as a man could not dare to admit such a thing, began to tell all sorts of lies.

“Raul! First of all, the most important thing is force! To do that, you have to create an opening that will confuse your opponent! ”

“Wow…”

“The important thing is to make a surprise attack. At the right point…!”

Kyle was hopeful that the right knowledge would finally be imparted.

“Yeah. Is Camilla the kind of person who would panic over something so trivial? First, let’s start by hitting her in the weak spot. I’m doing the same to the Empress.”

Kyle imagined Kayla swinging her lightning-coated spear and destroying the house.

Kyle thought this was one of two things.

Either the emperor is a piece of trash who beats his wife, or his brain is a piece of trash whose head needs to be chopped off with an axe. It’s one of the two.

However, the Empress judged that the latter was the most likely person to accept him obediently.

“And the next important thing is to knock the opponent down.”

“Wow…”

Kyle sighed, thinking that it was finally time to come out.

“But is Camilla the kind of person who would just fall down like that?”

“That makes sense.”

“That’s why you have to use technique. Put your hand on the collar or neck, and then press the neck like this and knock them over with your knee.”

“Isn’t that a bit extreme? I wonder if it’s violence?”

“Doesn’t Camilla like fighting? If it’s Camilla, that would be a good seasoning for the relationship.”

“Indeed…”

Kyle imagined Camilla’s sinister form as she shot lightning out of her mouth, killing them and hanging their heads on a pole.

If the royal physician Yuris had common sense but was directionally incorrect, then in this case both the direction and common sense were just incorrect.

“And finally, women like rough men.”

“He’s a rough guy… I think it might be a little difficult for me.”

“No, just think of the beast.”

Kyle hoped that the Emperor would give him some proper advice, even if it was the last one…

“First, knock him down like I said, then act like an animal…”

“Like a beast…”

“Roar loudly. Just like a lion announces its accomplishments after hunting its prey, you announce your feat after defeating Camilla. Camilla will definitely fall for that kind of roughness.”

“Yes. I understand perfectly.”

Someone’s trashy occupational disease and trashy pride were now trying to create an innocent monster and a monster full of rage.

“Wait a minute, you piece of shit… No, Raul. Listen carefully. Those… No, those people are talking nonsense… No, most of what they say is nonsense… No, it varies from person to person. It might not work on Camilla. ”

“Then what do you know…?”

“Haa… Let me at least share some of the knowledge I have.”

Kyle started off by calmly setting the mood, and kindly gave me advice on what to say, hygiene, and the female erogenous zones and how to stimulate them.

Everyone present was surprised by the detailed knowledge, which even the Emperor and the royal physician, including Raoul, had to write down.

“Kyle, you really do appreciate the teachings.”

“It hurts that the youngest among us knows a woman’s body the best.”

“But Kyle. You said that what we said was something that varies from person to person… But what you said about erogenous zones and stimulation methods can also vary from person to person, right?”

“Well, that’s true.”

Kyle smiled and scratched his head awkwardly.

“Miss Lizel is such a unique person that her points may be a bit different from others…”

And Kyle realized that he had made the most fatal gaffe of anyone’s day.

“Ah.”

Kyle immediately ran through the wall of the bar, and Raoul quietly took both hands out of his pockets.

And immediately he tried to clap his hands, which were shaking violently, but the Emperor and the imperial physician, Julius, who realized the meaning of his action, began to stop him.

“Season…”

“You crazy bastard, are you planning to kill us too!!! What makes you different from the Demon King!!!”

“Why is it that you’re the only one who has a grudge and you’re trying to blow up a wide area and you’re being such a jerk!!! You’re the kind of guy who’d destroy a city to catch a bug!!!”

“Huh…”

“Don’t do that, you crazy bastard!!!”

The Emperor needed to somehow calm this madman down.

“Rosie Nevermore said she wanted to atone for her sins, even if it meant becoming your slave!”

So the emperor ended up saying something he couldn’t handle.