episode_0067

Mermaid.

They are a heterogeneous race that lives in the sea. The upper body is human, but the lower body is half-human and half-fish.

The proportion of women was overwhelmingly high and they were generally of poor appearance.

They liked to sing, so they often sang while climbing on small islands or reefs.

There are many stories of them seducing sailors with their beautiful melodies, so they were a different race that often appears in fairy tales.

‘I did… … .’

Although they encountered such beautiful mermaids, they were actually looking for the man’s romance from the beginning.

Even more disgusted was the sight of them clamoring to take it off and keep it.

As a result, the illusion of a mermaid within me was cruelly shattered.

“Ah! Um, um… ! Ah!”

He held the magic tool he had received from Camille earlier on the ship in his mouth.

It was possible to breathe and even talk underwater for up to 6 hours.

Even this is a supply item, so its performance has deteriorated, and the original magic tool is said to allow one to live underwater for a month.

However, since there was a high possibility of dying from hypothermia if you stayed in the sea for a long time, just having supplies was enough.

“Can you hear me?”

“Oh my! Are you a human being who knows how to speak?”

“This isn’t the first time you’ve met a human who can talk underwater, so why are you so surprised?”

“It’s been hard to find these days, right?”

“Because it has become very rare for humans themselves to come.”

It seems that the sea area that people avoided because it was dangerous is the territory of mermaids.

There are so many mermaids that it makes no sense outside of their territory.

Since it was not on land but under the sea, which was their main stage, I tried to talk first.

“Hey, I don’t know much about mermaid culture, so what is a singing bag and why are you trying to take my pants off?”

“Because there is a pocket of song there!”

“No, so I don’t know what that song bag is?”

“Even though you’re human, you don’t know how to sing?”

“What a strange guy. It was humans who introduced us to the song bag.”

I thought it was the culture of an eastern country, but I had already traveled to various places in the eastern country.

Of course, this is my first time hearing a song bag.

If there’s one thing I can guess, it’s the fairy tales of the Eastern countries.

This is the story of a long, long time ago when an old man was surrounded by female goblins and was almost raped, but he escaped the danger by lying that his lump was a singing sac.

Although the singing bag appears in that story, the mermaid wondered if it had been mentioned in the mouth of the goblin.

“It looks like you really don’t know?”

“It’s really funny! A human being who doesn’t even know what’s on his or her body!”

“Is it true that no one told you until now? It’s such a pity.”

Eyes and words filled with pity or ridicule were directed at me one after another.

Alaina and Stella were indignant and said they would kill the mermaids, but they tried to stop them.

It’s not too late to destroy the mermaids after hearing the whole story.

“If you don’t mind, why don’t you tell me what a song bag is?”

“Good! I’ll tell you specifically. First of all, there’s a microphone and singing bag full of energy in your pants.”

“Mike?”

“It’s the name of an item called a magic tool that amplifies sound. Don’t you know that?”

“Aha!”

When I thought about it carefully, I had seen that type of magic tool before.

A magical tool that, when spoken to the mouth of a mountain even though it is not even on the top, echoes and transmits sound to everyone.

I didn’t know the name, but I found out about it this time.

There’s no way I, who only knows swords, would know the names of magic tools, right?

Anyway, the shape of the microphone the mermaids were talking about was different from the penis, but it felt strangely similar.

The tip is blunt… … .

“If you lick the human microphone with your tongue, blow on it, or put it in your mouth with saliva in it, a white and thick song fluid comes out from the sac at the bottom!”

“If we drink song juice, our voices will become even more beautiful!”

“And the source of it, the song pouch, is an indispensable delicacy and treasure to us!”

“Did someone like me teach you how to extract song juice?”

“Why are you saying the obvious?”

I was at a loss for words.

I have a rough idea of what kind of situation this is.

It seems that a person who knows the fairy tales of the Eastern countries and is knowledgeable about magic tools met with the mermaids and instilled them with incorrect information.

What do you gain by fooling the mermaids?

In the fairy tale, gold and silver treasures were obtained by selling a hump to a goblin, but the mermaid could not guess.

If you robbed a sunken pirate ship, you would have found a lot of treasure, but I knew that gold and silver treasures were worthless to mermaids.

The reason why they deceived Nangsim by saying it was a bag of songs, even though they knew there was no way they could collect the treasure.

Most likely, that person is a mermaid.

“It was very delicious… !”

“The texture of a sticky white liquid that melts in your mouth! Ah, I want to drink it again!”

“Would you like to drink a little through the microphone before opening the singing bag?”

I heard reviews from mermaids one after another as if my hypothesis was true.

He made the mermaids bite and suck his penis.

I could only marvel at the extraordinary potential of humans.

The problem was that it was bitter because it also applied to me, who had suddenly become a blacksmith.

“Therefore, quietly hand over your microphone and singing bag, human.”

“Lastly, there is one more thing I would like to ask. What happened to the song bag of the person who told the mermaids about it?”

“Of course, I ripped it open and offered it to the queen.”

“As soon as the song bag was ripped off, he let out a high-pitched sound. The tone was terrible, right?”

“As expected, it’s a song bag! As soon as it was ripped, the man who sang so well became tone deaf, right?”

I think any man in the world would scream out a deathly scream if his testicles were torn off.

Mermaids who do not know men’s pain simply mistakenly believe that men have become tone-deaf.

In any case, the price he paid for instilling wrong knowledge into the mermaids through his petty greed was terrible and he paid it well.

Although it is a blessing in disguise, I would like to express my condolences.

“After that, he created waves and dragged several human men into the sea and enjoyed it, but it was all unpleasant.”

“At least the guy you caught 6 months ago was okay, right?”

“He couldn’t even last 3 days and died.”

“But you are different! This overflowing vitality and positive energy! I’m sure we’ll be able to satisfy over 500 mermaids!”

The culprits that ruined trade between the Western Continent and the Eastern countries were mermaids.

The biggest culprit is the human who instilled strange knowledge, but you can’t blame someone who is already dead.

Just thinking that my life in seclusion was over because of something like this made me feel despondent.

“I listened carefully to what you said. Well then, I’ll just go back to earth. For your information, it would be better to stop kidnapping humans by manipulating ocean currents.”

“Ha! Where are you going?”

“Do you think we will send it back to you in good condition?”

“I liked his attitude because he was obedient, but it turned out that he was a dark person on the inside!”

I already expected that there would be a backlash.

Of course I expected that they wouldn’t send me away kindly.

That’s why I drew my sword in advance.

“Are you really planning on dealing with us alone?”

“He’s full of energy, but he’s a bad person.”

“I have to show them my lesson!”

An all-out war with over a hundred mermaids.

I was outnumbered, the stage was unfavorable to me, and even mental fatigue.

Nothing was going well, but I wasn’t anxious.

Not only have I experienced numerous battles, but no environment has been able to limit me.

“Time is running out, so let’s attack them all at once.”

“I hate arrogant men!”

A mermaid charging towards me with her trident raised.

With a light swing of the hand holding Stella, the trident she was holding out was broken into several pieces.

All the mermaids who watched the scene erased their smiles and were all staring at me intently.

It was embarrassing because it proved that it wasn’t a bluff.

In particular, the person who witnessed the moment his trident was disintegrated up close was left dumbfounded.

I hope I can understand what happened and move on, but it won’t be enough to cut down the trident.

I immediately moved to the next position.

“Huh… !”

With all his might, he swung Alaina in his other hand.

The holy sword that cut through the seawater with fierce force eventually illuminated the underwater world.

At the same time, along the sword’s trajectory, the boundary between the seawater disappeared and the air was filled.

Not long after, water filled the space again, but what I had done must have been imprinted on everyone’s brains.

Although it was only a moment, I proved that I am a strong person who can split the ocean.

As expected, the courageous mermaids stood in place and did not move a muscle.

“Are you afraid?”

It clearly showed that if you want to deal with me, you have to risk your life.

All that remains is to incite the mermaids’ fear… … .

“Hmm?”

An unexpected event occurred.

Something round and lumpy began to flow from the mermaids’ lower abdomen.

At first I thought it was excrement and narrowed my eyes, but it was different.

It was bright and clear, like orange beads, to be considered excrement, and the number of discharges was unusually large.

Above all, all the mermaids were simultaneously spitting out beads from their lower bodies.

In a difficult situation, I don’t know how to react to an unusual sight.

Suddenly, the mermaid who was aiming her trident at me held out her hand.

There were a lot of mermaid beads in her palm, and she was breathing strangely harshly.

“Please… ! Sprinkle your song juice here!”

That’s right, these were the ones doing in vitro fertilization, right?

In addition, mermaids may look elegant and elegant on the outside, but they were a race that lived in a world where the might of the jungle was strictly enforced.

It was natural to be attracted to the strong, so all the mermaids were turned on by my power.

[Pyeah! Mix it with rice and you have a quick meal!]