episode_0067
by fnovelpiaMonopoly is a good thing.
I can dominate a specific market as I wish. Even if I raise prices, consumers won’t be able to say anything.
Because there are products that can only be obtained at my store. Cat cafes are one of them.
A café of a type that has never existed before. A healing space where you will want to laze around as you watch the cats lazing around.
There may be similar stores in the future, but not now. So you have to row while it’s popular.
I don’t think you can pass the Yuhwa exam just by running a successful store.
So, the idea was to open a dog cafe.
He rented a building across from a cat cafe and brought in a selection of stray dogs, especially the cutest ones.
All anonymously.
I guess it’s because I’m afraid that if the cat people find out that I’m the boss, they’ll get antagonized.
The structure of a dog cafe is almost similar to a cat cafe, except instead of a massage, there is a backyard where you can run around with your dog.
Now all that remains is to start selling.
“Dog cafe? Isn’t it no different from a cat cafe?”
“I don’t know. Unlike the rough cat people, the Kenjok will come running to you if you treat them a little better?”
“Well… Cat People didn’t react much no matter how many snacks I gave them. Should I just go and take a look?”
A couple chatting on the street. They often visit cat cafes, but today they went to a dog cafe.
The cat people who had been clinging to the windows and watching their backs gnashed their teeth in anger.
“How could you leave us behind and go to that stray tribe? This is betrayal! Don’t you ever think about coming to our cafe again!”
“All of you are blind. Our cat people are superior to the dog people who wag their tails at everyone.”
The cat people were shocked every time a customer was stolen right in front of them. It was a good thing that the customers spent more money for their care.
“Look at me for a second.”
Seira called me to the back of the store while keeping an eye on the cat people. She opened her mouth only after checking that there was no one else around.
“You also started that dog cafe.”
“That’s right. After all, it’s hard to pass the test at just one cafe.”
“But why did you open a dog cafe? Wouldn’t it be better to open a different business to increase your customer base?”
“Generally speaking, yes.”
I have several business ideas in mind.
But the problem is that there isn’t much time.
In that sense, now that people know what a ‘Café with Suin’ is like, it also lets them know the charm they can get from other Suin. They don’t have to pioneer a new path.
But there was something else I was aiming for.
There was a reason why it had to be a Kyeonjok.
“There is nothing better for aggro-pulling than splitting.”
***
The next day an article appeared in the Vestia newspaper.
[Cat People VS Dog People. Who is the superior beast? You can check the detailed results at the 6th District Cafe]
Which race is superior?
This has been a topic of debate since before the founding of the waterborne kingdom of Bestia, when the people lived as tribal units.
Land-based watermen are better than sea-based watermen.
Carnivorous beasts are better than herbivorous beasts.
As expected, the flying water man is the best.
As Vestia is built, the embers of the strife die down as time goes by, but they are still embers. They are ready to flare up again at any time, provided there is enough firewood.
Just like now.
A certain cafe.
A gentleman with a moustache and a lady holding a fan were engaged in a heated discussion.
The topic was the recent hot topic of dog people vs. cat people.
“The root is the family. Aren’t they companions and family members who have been by people’s side since ancient times?”
“If you are noble, of course you are cat people. Elegant gestures, noble attitude. Doesn’t it seem like it symbolizes our nobility?”
“You don’t have eyes to see. Look at your feet. When a person comes, you greet them by wagging your tail, and you stay in your place until your master returns.”
“That’s the same for cat people… .”
The gentleman shook his head firmly.
“All those cats are called dog cats. After all, cats are inferior to dogs. What about the ones that shed hair?”
“There are some dogs that are hair-flying even among the dogs. Dogs that wag their tails wildly at anyone are no different from prostitutes.”
“There is a limit to foul language!”
The gentleman, unable to bear the gossip, stood up abruptly.
Because of that, the glass on the table fell and broke with a loud noise.
“Oh my! Hey. Why are you so angry? Just over a discussion. Anyway, you can’t stay still and you’re acting like a swindler.”
“Ugh… . Hey, put this away for me.”
“Are you hurt anywhere?”
“No problem. Sorry for causing a fuss.”
The clerk came over, cleared away the broken glass and the floor, and then stepped back. The gentleman couldn’t hide his pleased smile as he watched her leave with a smile.
“Look at that. How polite. On the other hand, cat people… .”
“If it was cat people, they would have quickly caught it before it fell.”
“What?”
“And to calm her down, he massaged her back with a white cotton pad.”
“… If you were a Kyeonjok, you wouldn’t just give me a massage, you would have prepared a meal that would break my legs.”
“If it was cat people, I would have fed them the food one by one with my hands. Cat people are better. Thanks. I won’t accept any objections. If you object, the three generations of Cerberus.”
“No, this woman?!”
A battle for supremacy between the hottest dog and cat people in Bestia.
But what started out as just a matter between two races grew bigger and bigger as time went on.
For example, it may not be a simple dog-and-cat fight, but rather it may escalate into a dog-and-cat fight.
Vestia Palace.
Princess Hilde of the Suin Kingdom was lying on the sofa as if formalities were none of her business. Hilde, who had been leisurely yawning, opened her mouth, unable to bear the stinging sensation.
“Bandy, there’s been a hot topic of debate in the kingdom these days. Do you know about it?”
Bandy, the raccoon who was working, was startled and answered in a small voice.
“Huh? Yes… . It was a story about who is superior, the Ken people or the Cat people… … .”
“Anyway, don’t make a fuss over a useless argument. The answer was already decided from the beginning. Of course, the feline family… .”
“Right. All people are equal.”
“Huh?”
“Yes?”
Hilde and Bandy’s gazes meet in midair.
“All humans are equal, but above all humans are felines, Bendy.”
“Ha, but… .”
“But? This cute raccoon-like thing talks back to the princess?”
Hilde slowly approached Bandy, her lips pursed in a sour tone.
Kuung.
“Eek?!”
Hilde slammed her slammed down on the desk.
The desk where the pie is made.
“Does that mean that the Lioness Royal Family, including me, are the same as those worthless things on the ground?”
“Princess, you have committed a sin worthy of death!”
“Oh my. Look at this? You never say absolutely not? ”
Bandy, who was lying flat on the floor, flinched. Hilde looked down at the back of her head with her head held high.
“Follow me. Repeat after me.”
“Bo, Bokmyeongbokchang.”
“Cats are superior to all other species.”
“And cats are superior to all other species… … .”
“Dogs are inferior to cats.”
“Dogs are more… … than cats… ”
Bandy, who was clenching his teeth and shaking.
“Hey!”
Suddenly, a bang! Smoke burst out, and where Bandy had been, a single leaf was lying softly. It was an escape spell that raccoons often use.
Hilde burst out laughing. Look at this cute thing. How dare you ignore the princess’s words and run away?
Well, they’re usually close friends, and from Hilde’s perspective, it’s fun to play around with them, so they won’t be punished separately.
But when I come back, I’ll make you do some tricks as retribution. I’ll make you do some handstands and roll around.
First of all, before that.
Hilde stretched, loosening up her stiff body.
“Let’s go see what kind of guy started this mess?”
***
After the article came out, the store was flooded with customers like never before.
It didn’t matter whether the tribe was run by humans or by Hongho. What mattered was who was superior and protecting the pride of the race.
The cat faction and the dog faction growled at each other along a street that served as a border.
I had my staff hand out cool drinks to the excited crowd.
“Hmm! It’s even sweeter because it’s from cat people!”
“That all tastes like fur? Can’t you chew fur in your mouth?”
The atmosphere is heating up.
From my perspective, the louder the better. If it was this loud, even Yu-hwa of Cheon Sang-ru would have heard it.
The profits are also being generated without a hitch.
You can pass the exam without even having to take it.
“Jjuin.”
“Yes?”
Lin, who had been sitting on my lap and watching the situation, tilts her head back and looks up at me.
“Does Jjuin like dogs or cats better?”
“Me? Well… .”
To be honest, I like both.
When assigned an escort mission, the Ken clan gains additional abilities, and the Cat people have a business method that only the Cat people can use, such as the current massage.
It depends on the situation and how you write it.
Lin stares at me with serious eyes as I ponder my thoughts. It’s as if my answer is of utmost importance.
He answered with a smile on his face without realizing it.
“I like foxes the best.”
Then, an expression filled her face in real time. It was joy.
“I like Jjuin too!”
Lin’s three tails move around and wrap around my waist.
“There were two foxes.”
Seira, who was watching the scene with cold eyes, muttered to herself. As Seira sighed and looked into the distance, her eyes gradually grew wider.
“Huh?”
“Why? Another fox came?”
I tried to joke around with her once, but her expression was extremely serious. It was as if she had no time to take the joke.
It was rare to see Seira so flustered. I followed her gaze in puzzlement.
A woman was walking briskly, her black hair flowing like a lion’s mane. Her eyes had golden pupils and black vertical lines.
‘Why is that crazy bitch here?’
Hilde what the heck Lioness.
He was the prospective tyrant of Vestia.
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