episode_0025

“Oh, welcome….”

We all have had our moments of crisis in life. I am currently going through one of the top 5 moments of my life.

“Ugh….”

A woman I don’t know is examining my body as if she were looking at a work of art. Lisa, a red-haired woman with a black patch over one eye, groans as she hands me a large bouquet of flowers she brought.

“Gift.”

“Oh, yes!”

The bouquet was quite heavy and large, so it didn’t take long for the faint fragrance of the flowers to fill the mansion. The atmosphere was somewhat ominous because it was a rather bleak wooden mansion, but it seemed to have come together at the right time.

“You’re here, Lisa.”

“Yeah, you bitch.”

Lisa threw her coat at me, who was holding a bouquet of flowers in both hands, hung it up like a hanger, and walked towards Han Se-young. Sizzle- The smell of cigarettes rose up and began to cover up the scent of flowers.

“Cigarettes are….”

“What? Turn it off?”

“….No. Come inside first. Let’s have some fun after a long time.”

“What’s wrong with you, I came because you offered to treat me.”

“Okay.”

Seeing her blunt and aggressive tone, I was worried that Han Se-young, who had a foul temper, might get angry after hearing those words. Fortunately, of course, she didn’t show any signs of being angry.

After putting the bouquet and coat back in their place, I glanced back and saw Han Se-young and Lisa entering the guest room. I took a moment to calm my mind and headed to the kitchen, thinking about what Se-young had instructed me to do.

‘I don’t know why I was dragged to a place like this and had to take on such complicated tasks.’

First, I open the white, square box lid. I put on the black leather gloves placed next to the box, as they say that if you’re not careful, your fingers will freeze like ice and become crunchy and break.

Inside, they take out a glass bottle that is frozen solid all the way to the bottom and put it into a device that looks like an oven.

Han Se-young said that this was something with some kind of time enchantment…

Since I was in a dazed state after being eaten like a dog, I only vaguely heard the instructions and didn’t know what kind of device it was. After about 30 seconds, I took the bottle out of the device and a cold orange liquid was gushing out.

‘It looks like liquor by the color. It’s not even ice cream. What kind of liquor do you freeze and store like this…?’

Liquor is a liquor that is supposed to be stored at room temperature. It’s not even cheap beer, so how can something that looks so expensive be stored in the freezer?

“Honey- Are we there yet?”

Eek, I have to go quickly. I hurriedly placed two glasses and the alcohol on a tray and ran to the guest room.

-dripping

“Come in.”

First, I knocked on the guest room door to ask permission to enter, and then I carefully entered the room.

He first placed the glass in front of Lisa, who was haughtily putting her feet up on the table on the gray sofa, and then placed the glass in front of Han Se-young. He then carefully placed the bottle in the middle between the glasses.

‘Okay. Nothing wrong, right?’

This is the part that Han Se-young taught me…. Since he said that if I made even one small mistake, he would squeeze me to the point of death, I tried my best to follow what he taught me, but I’m not sure if it’s right.

“How is it, this is the alcohol I had a hard time getting this time.”

“It seems pretty strong. You’re not good at drinking, but you still drink this kind of stuff?”

Okay. Success. I stood ‘carefully’ as Han Se-young had said, holding the tray carefully.

‘What the hell is the standard for being careful?’

Anyway, she’s a woman who only picks shitty things to order. I grumbled to myself and expressed my dissatisfaction.

“Hey, honey, sit here.”

Only after Seyoung tapped the side next to her with his palm was she able to sit on the sofa. The soft texture enveloped her entire buttocks.

“You married a man like this. Han Se-young.”

“Thank you Lisa.”

“What the fuck…. Is this really the Han Se-young I knew? If someone were to make fun of me, I’d probably just punch them in the mouth first….”

Lisa blurted out irritating words as if she was going to fight, but Han Se-young smiled without being shaken by those words.

“Hmm….this looks delicious….”

“…”

What the fuck, he clearly muttered that while looking at me? Han Se-young also heard it, but he just moved his lips and didn’t show it.

“Ah! What I mean is, that…. that’s alcohol! I said it tastes good after seeing the alcohol.”

“What?”

“Ahh…. No! Phew….”

Lisa, who realized what she had said too late, hurriedly spoke. She must have fallen for such a stupid trick, or she must have some stupid side to her, seeing as she speaks so openly.

Phong-!

Han Se-young opened the bottle with her fingers. A strong smell of alcohol wafted from inside the bottle.

‘I feel like I’m going to get drunk just from smelling it.’

“Salty.”

Han Se-young and Lisa poured glasses full of alcohol that looked strong at first glance, clinked their glasses together, and drank it all down. The way they emptied their glasses while their necks moved in a rattling manner made it seem like they were watching a vacuum cleaner rather than a person.

“Puhaaaa…. Huh….. It’s really poisonous. It makes my head hurt and throbbing….”

“Um…whoosh…”

Don’t you have a headache? Not only is it poisonous, but you drank all that frozen stuff in one go without showing any sign of a headache… It seems like these two aren’t human.

-Knock, knock.

For a while, no words were exchanged. The two poured alcohol into their glasses and drank it down without saying a word. As the awkward silence continued, Lisa was the first to break the silence.

“How did you meet your husband?”

“We just met on the street and fell in love at first sight. Not me, but my husband.”

I think there is a distortion in the words.

“Not very romantic.”

Maybe because they were drunk, the two talked to each other like old friends. Han Se-young said that they almost killed each other…. Maybe because they were drunk, there was no trace of murder in their speech.

“Yeah, it’s not romantic. But so what? I love you. Don’t you?”

“Honey….”

“….uhhhh yeah, what matters is that you love me.”

The way she was smiling sinisterly made it seem like she was going to eat her. As Han Se-young’s eyes began to open, Lisa filled Se-young’s glass with alcohol.

“Let’s have one last drink.”

“No, the last one should be drunk by the guest….”

“No! Now we have to tell each other what’s inside, but wouldn’t we be able to talk properly if we’re drunk?”

“I see? Okay, I’ll drink it.”

Who knew you could make such an innocent expression? When you had sex with me, your expression was like some kind of monster. Han Se-young accepted the glass and drank it down.

“I’m better….”

-bang!

Han Se-young fell asleep with her forehead on the table. Crack- a spiderweb-like crack appeared on the glass table.

“Honey, don’t sleep here, sleep in the bedroom…..”

I don’t remember marrying this kind of woman, but I have to do as I’m told. What else can I do? I gently shook Han Se-young’s body.

“Hmm, I didn’t know that ignorant bitch would marry such a kid.”

“Huh?”

Lisa came up to me silently and gently touched my small thigh. I could feel her dark hands faithfully fulfilling her desires.

“Don’t do this….”

“Huh? Wait, what is this?”

-Ugh.

As soon as I brushed away the moist, caressing hand, another hand dug between my legs. I couldn’t help but raise my lower body because of the hand that suddenly entered.

“Ha, don’t do that!! If you touch my body any more, I’ll tell my wife!”

Wow, I never knew I would say something like that. Han Se-young’s role as husband seems pretty fun too.

“You’re setting up a tent here even though you don’t like it, right? Isn’t that right?”

“Honey, wake up! This woman… Eeeeek…?!”

She pretended to be friendly and spoke politely, but then she covered my mouth as I was about to scream and threw me to the floor. Then she pulled up her already short t-shirt.

“No, ugh?!”

“Look at this. You like it too. Don’t you?”

When my hand touched my pure white flesh, I felt a tingling sensation as if an electric current had run through me, for some reason.

I tried to pretend to be okay with it, just like Han Se-young said beforehand, but I just couldn’t pretend to be okay with it…

-Swoosh swish

[Job trait, the “speaking manner of a knight” is automatically activated.]

A job trait? I didn’t know it would be activated now…!

“Kikki Han Se-young’s sex life is kind of shabby compared to her skills as a mercenary? She falls for it so easily.”

“Euuu, y, yeooo…..”

“It’s no use calling her that pitifully. That girl just falls asleep when she drinks.”

Is it because of the nature of my job? Lines that came out of my mouth sounded like something a real ‘husband in the chaste world who gets raped’ would say. Is this what it means to be annoying?

“Come on, leave your wife alone and let’s have fun together♡”

“I hate it! Stop it!!”

Lisa, who had easily subdued me while I cried and rebelled, even took off my pants and threw them far away. The exposed penis stood tall as if it would pierce the sky.

“It’s so big. What do you eat and sleep with to be so big?”

“You are not qualified to use it….!”

“Qualifications…. Hehe, did Han Se-young teach you that too?”

‘It really annoys me that you’ve been blurting out weird things without me knowing it. It makes me look like some kind of piece of shit.’

“Come on, let’s show that ruined face to my beloved wife.”

“Ugh…”

Lisa, who had forced me to get up, took me to Han Se-young, who was sleeping soundly. And then slowly… she started to caress my vagina and rock it up and down…

“No, no….Honey! Honey! Please, wake up….!”

“Shh, people are sleeping.”

I keep hearing absurd things coming out of my mouth. Who the hell is that to say something like that? I don’t want to marry a woman like that either.

-Swish, swish, swish.

“Ugh, ugh…. I, I will never ejaculate….”

“You, you’re such a pervert, just piss yourself off and be comfortable.”

This is driving me crazy. Fuck.

Why do you keep making fucking noises coming out of your mouth? And besides, if you keep fucking like this, you’ll end up covering Han Se-young’s face in semen.

-You want to look after Baek Seo-jun? You dare to defile my face?

-Heeek!!!

…..I held back my feelings because I didn’t want to meet such a terrible end.

“읏….”

“What, you’re going to hold out?”

“Wow, when our honey wakes up, you’re a piece of shit…! If you hold out until then, I’ll…”

-View

It was bearable for now. Compared to Han Se-young’s vagina, this woman’s vagina was nothing but a piece of shit, and then her body started to ejaculate on its own.

“Ahhhh….”

When Han Se-young wakes up, I’m defeated.