episode_0023

# Episode 23. A story about giving an erotic massage to an expressionless elf (1)

Elf.

A heterogeneous race that always appears in fantasy genre works, they are usually depicted with a beautiful appearance and long ears. They are excellent at magic and archery and have a passive race that boasts a lifespan far superior to that of humans.

In the past life, it was common for people to be captured by orcs and told to kill them and then beaten, but in this world, such eye-popping situations don’t happen.

As they are a race that is said to have been carefully created, stitch by stitch, by a goddess, they are very proud of their race and tend to secretly look down on other races.

He is a kind of narcissist.

Because of these racial characteristics, elves are born with one ‘weakness’.

That weakness… … .

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“… … So let’s distribute this portion with this amount of profit.”

“Okay, the contract is concluded.”

Meetings with Fine, the next elf queen, were usually business-like.

She is a woman with a different taste from the Seira and Lily I have met so far.

If you feel like Seira is a kind older sister or Lily is a childish younger sister-

Fine… … The blunt lady next door?

Wow!

I turned my head to find the source of the sudden sound, and found that it was the sound of Fine, who had crushed his fork with his hand while eating a piece of cake that had been left there as a snack.

That was specially made… … It’s very hard… … .

“What… … ?I just had a very unpleasant feeling… … So much so that I want to break it like this fork.”

“… … Maybe it’s because of my mood. It’s an area with a lot of monsters, so the energy of the ground is strong.”

I was just thinking about it, but you noticed this.

I’ll have to be more careful in the future.

“Anyway, Fine seems to be a bit special for an elf.”

“Hmm?”

To divert her attention, I brought up a slightly different story. It was actually something I was curious about.

“What do elves say to other races? … Aren’t you on the big side? I thought that the next queen would have a stricter personality. So I was quite nervous when the topic of inter-species exchange was brought up.”

“Hehe. There was definitely a time when I was like that too. There was a time when I was born into noble royalty and was consumed by my own pride. It was like that when I just joined the warrior party.”

Fine, who was sitting in front of her taking a sip of tea and reminiscing, continued speaking with a faint smile.

“But while going on an expedition, meeting various people and encountering various situations, I realized that pride was not helpful at all. In fact, there were many times when I almost died because of it.”

“I’m surprised that even an elf princess had a time like that.”

“Hehe, is that so?”

Rattling-

“Besides, you are a hero to us elves as well.”

huh? I?

“What do you mean, I am the hero of the elves?”

“Oh, not all elves. He is called a hero by relatively young elves.”

Young elves? I’ve never had much to do with elves in my life… … .

If you’re going to be treated like a hero in the first place, shouldn’t you at least send an invitation letter or something?

“I hope you understand. There are still many cases where elf elders do not look at humans kindly. It’s because the younger generation doesn’t like praising human heroes.”

“No, whether it is the elder or the young Sethe. I haven’t even heard of the fact that the elves think of me as a hero?”

When I see Fine, who looks at me in confusion and gives me an even warmer smile, I feel like I’m a child. It’s a strange feeling.

“Heh. The one who can’t remember is more trustworthy. Doing good deeds without self-consciousness is truly what makes a hero.”

“Good deeds without awareness?”

“The laboratory of the demons you escaped from before, and the slave traders. How do you remember?”

“Hmm… … Ah!”

The demons’ laboratory.

This is the place where I was kidnapped as a child and was given the opportunity to become Glitney.

I was able to escape alone, so I freed the other people who were trapped inside and ran away with them. I think there were elves in the group as well.

It was difficult for me to lead so many people with my immature body, so I only helped them escape and told them to live the rest on their own.

Fortunately, it seems like you survived well.

And slave traders.

When I was making a name for myself in the military, while on guard duty, I came across a group of suspicious men.

It turned out that they were slave traders who took advantage of the chaos of the war against the demons to sell slaves to nobles on the outskirts of the empire, and I only discovered that my superiors had turned a blind eye to them by engaging in backroom dealings with them.

When I looked at the wagon pulled by the slave traders, it was full of children who looked like they had just entered elementary school, and if nothing else, it got on my nerves because I couldn’t stand messing with children.

So they killed all the slave traders, the nobles who tried to buy the children, and even the superiors who turned a blind eye to this illegal trade.

The kids shouldn’t have touched it.

After that, the children asked a trusted contact to send them back home, and it seems that the elves were there too.

After the incident, he was arrested under military law and spent several days in solitary confinement.

There were a lot of corruptions committed by my superiors, so I wasn’t severely punished due to extenuating circumstances, but even if I go back to the past, I’ll probably do the same thing again.

“I guess I remember. As it was revealed that you were the person who saved the young elves, the attention of the younger generation began to focus. Moreover, if that person is the number one contributor to eradicating demons on the front line, it is even more worthy of enthusiasm.”

“What… … The person concerned also remembered wrongly, so please be sorry.”

“Hehe, the fact that I didn’t remember it means that I took it for granted. It looks very good.”

After saying that, she stood up and slightly bowed her head to me.

“Hey, what are you doing-”

“My sister was among the kidnapped children. When I heard the news of the kidnapping, I felt as if the sky was falling, but I couldn’t tell you how grateful I was when I heard that we were able to be rescued thanks to you.”

“It’s okay, so raise your head. I didn’t ask to see you like this. Will I use it only if the next leader of the elves looks like this?”

It’s a good thing that no one was there. If there had been anyone, this would have been featured in the newspaper the next day.

[“Elves can never catch up with humans” What is the identity of the person who made the next Elf Queen bow her head? The entire race is astonished!] Well, there are even articles titled ‘gukbong’, or rather, ‘human mulberry’.

“Actually, when I was told that I had to sleep with you, there wasn’t much resistance. I was very disappointed that I couldn’t spend the first time with Ronan, but I thought it was fortunate that I was able to repay the favor to my benefactor in this way.”

“Unexpected. I thought he wasn’t particularly interested in me because he always had a blank expression.”

“Ah, facial expressions like this are hereditary. It’s a racial trait… … Elves are generally slow to express their emotions, and they were also nervous about meeting their benefactors… … I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable.”

“It’s okay. It wasn’t unpleasant, I was just a little surprised.”

Rather good.

I also quite like the Emotionless tag.

As a man, I can’t help but get cocky when I watch a show that makes my cheeks turn red while twitching with an expressionless expression.

“If I get a chance later, I would like to invite you to the elf kingdom. As long as it’s not inconvenient for you… … .”

“What’s the inconvenience of being invited by Fine? Rather, I’m honored.”

“Hehehe, there will be many people who will welcome you when you come. After hearing the news about you, my younger brother wrote me a letter saying he wanted to meet me, and I was so excited… … .”

Once the conversation with Fine started, things went smoothly.

Thanks to my actions so far, her favorability rating is already above 50. It is a sense of distance that is more than friends but less than lovers.

I love you, my past self!

“Umm… … .”

While organizing the documents, she moved her shoulder and made a sound of pain.

“Why, what’s going on? Where does it hurt?”

“Oh, it’s no big deal. It’s okay.”

“It’s okay, just tell me. I can’t stand sick people coming out of my castle.”

If nothing else, being hungry and sick is truly sad.

Therefore, I put a lot of effort into expanding free ration centers and medical facilities to prevent such people in my territory. High-quality medical staff are always on standby in my castle.

“It’s not a big problem. But… … I feel a little stiff.”

When I see Fine talking while massaging my shoulder, my eyes naturally turn towards my chest.

The following article: If you think about carrying around two huge soft breast milk bottles at all times, it would be natural to put a strain on your entire body, beyond your shoulders.

“Hey, Finn… … If you don’t mind-”

I remembered the ‘thing’ I kept in the drawer in case of an unexpected situation, and told her with the most harmless smile on my face.

“Would you like to get a massage?”